Brain Hole Collection of Mr. Accountant

The conference room was full of noise, Dong De said that he went to the bathroom, but he went to the small garden in the middle of the office building to smoke and breathe. What was in his mind was not the plan that Party A and Party B had quarreled with just now, but that this time Lan Ruoyu might really want to get along with him. broke up by himself.

The two hooked up in high school and struggled all night to get into a university. They were young and energetic and felt that nothing could separate them.Today, ten years later, the reality tells them that there is nothing that cannot be separated.

It's not that I don't love anymore, it's not that X's life is not harmonious, and there are no others.However, the relationship is stuck in a stalemate every day, and there will be quarrels, cold wars, and ignorance of each other over trivial matters.The outbreak of a world war yesterday was simply because he asked him to go out to eat, and he didn't want to move, he just wanted to order takeaway.

Sure enough, men and women are harmonious together.When two men are together, you have your career, and I have my entertainment. When I get home, I don’t like to hire a babysitter. Anyone who does housework can quarrel for days.No one wants to back down a step, so they can only go head-to-head and hurt both sides.Dong De exhaled a smoke ring and said with emotion, the white shirt on his body was bulged by the wind, his messy natural curly hair fluttered in the wind, making it even more messy, his complexion was pale and green, and the dark circles under his eyes were serious. Often stay up late.

Well, Lan Ruoyu still let him in the past.However, after he resigned from the company last year and started his own business, he has become more and more reluctant to let him.He works hard outside and is under a lot of pressure. He goes to work every day and it's not for fun.I think he is only 28 years old, and he is working as a business team leader in one of the top five domestic advertising companies. The hard work and nights he has spent can't be calculated with a calculator, so he is always sloppy and lazy in his private time. .And Lan Ruoyu is obsessed with cleanliness, and wants to live a refined life and a romantic world for two.

It's fine if we weren't together.Dong De sighed, but when he thought about the sweet memories of the past, he felt how boring life would be without this love.

Dilemma——

This is a bright spot flashing in the sky, it appeared on Dong De's head in a short while, and sank into his head.

"Oh, who hit me." Dong De covered the back of his head and looked back. There was no one behind, no one in the front, back, left, and right. When he looked up, there were several windows open in the office building above.Is it still a falling object?Dong De rubbed the back of his head, and decided to wait and tell the property manager that people were killed by falling objects. Didn't you hear that Manager Liu from the company downstairs went to see Marx because a flower pot fell from upstairs.

Dong De shook his head, extinguished the remaining cigarette butts and threw them into the trash can, and continued to go back to the meeting room to argue. Seeing that love could not be kept, the bread had to be firmly grasped in his hands.

"Dong De, are you still off work?" A colleague said.

Dong De scratched his hair, "Yesterday I had a quarrel with my friend, so let's forget about staying up all night at the company today."

"Haha, my girlfriend needs to be coaxed." The colleague said happily, "If you don't go back, the consequences will be more serious."

"Let's talk about it after his anger subsides." Dong De said with a wry smile.Made myself a cup of coffee and prepared to stay up and fight.

At one or two o'clock in the morning when he was the most sleepy, Dong De couldn't help drinking coffee, and he was a little groggy, but a strange voice sounded in his mind.

Charging is complete, the countdown to the end of sleep, three, two, one.

host scan.

The host meets the system requirements, and the countdown counts down for independent binding, ten, nine, eight... two, one.

Ding dong dong——Hello dear friend, are you worried about quarreling with your lover all the time?Do you want to regain the love of the past?Do you want your significant other to be in love with you forever.Galaxy's independent patent No. 9999□□system 007 will serve you wholeheartedly.

Dong De stared at the computer screen in a daze. Is this a dream?

Dear master, you are not dreaming, please allow me to introduce myself for you.I am System 9999 of Galaxy Independent Patent No. 007□□, you can call me Xiaoqi.In the next year, I will get along with you day and night, and try my best to make you perfect.

What the hell?Dong De looked around in horror, found the phone on the table, opened it quietly, and clicked on Lan Ruoyu's number.

Master, I am not a ghost, I am System 9999 of the Milky Way Independent Patent No. 007.

Cut the nonsense, you are going to be in Green JJ, and I will sue you for cheating money in hydrology every minute.Dong De said a little anxiously, in the empty office area, only his voice was talking to himself, not to mention how weird it was, "Where are you?"

"I'm in your mind, your body, your heart." Xiao Qi said.

"Why are you in my mind, my body, and my heart." Dong De said through gritted teeth.

"It's a long story. Are you sure you want me to tell you that you won't sue me for cheating money?" Xiao Qi asked.

"You are now among the first 20 free words, but please be concise and be careful not to be brushed off." Dong De said.

"The thing is, the □□ system has been coldly received by the market since it was developed. Many systems, such as mine, are left in the warehouse, thinking that they will never be used. It just so happens that the divorced first prime minister in the galaxy uses this system to recreate Get back the love and stop the divorce. When the first prime minister was happy, he bought all the idle systems in the warehouse and distributed them to the Milky Way, so that the general public would be happy and happy. I was scattered on the earth, and I feel the heart of you, the master. I’m here to help you.” Xiao Qi said.

"I have something to desire. I don't need your help. Get out of my mind, my body, and my heart." Dong De shouted.What kind of mess is this, why can't I wake up from the dream.

"Don't you want to keep your boyfriend, but there is nothing you can do?" Xiaoqi said suspiciously, "The system is to help those who are not feminine, who will not tolerate and sacrifice, who will not please and act like a baby, and escape from X life. , a tailor-made system for lazy wives who don’t do housework, the perfect □□ will definitely make your husband fall in love with it, and you can’t stop loving it.”

"Who's the wife?" Dong De asked furiously.

"Isn't this the real chapter on the bed?" Xiao Qi wondered, according to the scan, the owner is obviously the recipient.

"Thank you. We have decided to break up. We don't need you for the time being. You can leave. Thank you." Dong De said expressionlessly.

"Children who tell lies will be punished." Xiao Qi's voice suddenly became sinister and stabbing. The feeling of being electrified in his mind made Dong De jump up on the chair, "What did you do to me?" Dong De Said sternly.

"This is a punishment." Xiaoqi turned into an organic electronic voice, "The system has been bound, and the binding can only be lifted if the host meets the various standards preset by the system. The system decides that the host is lying, or does not follow the system prompts. It has the right to punish the host appropriately."

"I heard from the system that some people like this kind of electric reaction, and in the end they can't even stand up without electricity." Xiao Qi turned into a lively gossip voice again, "Master, do you like it?"

"I don't like it, thank you." Dong De rubbed his temples with a headache, "What do you want?" This must be the most absurd dream he has ever had, should he praise his imagination?

"The meaning of my existence is to make the host perfect and to reap a happy and happy marriage. After the host reaches the various standards, the system will go dormant. If the host relaxes after reaching the standard and the various indicators are lower than the preset values, the system will restart. Sober up, start the second round of sexual shaping. The second round of standards will be stricter than the first. The host should not try the law. It will not be formatted and recycled by the warehouse until the host dies." Xiao Qi said.

"You guys are quite good at doing business, and the system can also buy and sell repeatedly." Dong De said.

"It's easy to say, everything is for sustainable development." Xiaoqi said.

"Whatever you want, I have to work overtime now." Dong De said, being so disturbed, his sleepiness disappeared, and he just happened to be working.

"No, you have to go home now." Xiao Qi said, "A good wife can't let her husband stay alone."

Dong De was stunned, 'Are you serious? ' The response was a gentle electric current.

Dong De shivered, 'Okay, you won. 'Pack up your things, turn off your phone, and go home. "You can hear me without my mouth?"

"I exist in your brainwaves, you only need to think about me to know." Xiaoqi said.

"Isn't there no privacy at all?" Dong De said.

"I don't care about things other than feelings." Xiao Qi said. "Besides, my chip has 'sensitivity' set, so I don't say much in normal times."

"Your electric current has no effect on your body?" Dong De asked.

"It was just uncomfortable at the time. It has a stimulating effect on brain waves. Maybe you will find that your thinking is active and you are much smarter. Of course, if you overstimulate it, there will be adverse side effects." Xiao Qi said, "That's the one who likes electric shocks." people, they will lose their faith by the age of 50."

"A 50-year-old still has the desire for faith?" Dong De asked strangely. He thought that the old people were pure-hearted and ascetic.

Xiaoqi's response was only six points.

The streets in the early morning were empty, and Dong De only took half of his usual time to go to work to get home. He and Lan Ruoyu bought this house last year. It is a 160-square-meter big jump. Lan Ruoyu paid 60.00%, Dong De 40.00 %, Lan Ruoyu originally only planned to write Dong De's name, but Dong De insisted on writing the names of the two people on the real estate certificate, which can be regarded as making up for the regret that the two cannot use the marriage certificate.

When he took out the key to open the door, Dong De hesitated for a moment. Last night, the two had a big fight. Well, they had a big fight with the home appliances and furniture. When they went out in the morning, the house was still in a mess. Just apologize first.If it's still a mess, he, let him apologize first.

As soon as he entered the room, the pungent smell of smoke hit his face. Dong De coughed and turned on the light. Amidst the smoke, he saw Lan Ruoyu sitting on the sofa in a mess, surrounded by cigarette butts all over the place, and the ones he used when he was on a business trip. suitcase.

Lan Ruoyu looked up at him, didn't speak, didn't get up, and lowered his head to smoke the cigarette in his hand.Dong De's heart seemed to be in pain from being pulled, but his expression did not change. Overcoming various obstacles, Dong De opened the large French window in the living room, and the night wind blew in fiercely, blowing away the smell of smoke in the room.

"Where are you going?" Dong De asked.

"It's boring to fight over these trivial things every day. I think, let's separate and calm down." Lan Ruoyu said, his voice was as rough as sandpaper, and he didn't know how much he had smoked.From coming back to see the living room that remained the same, sitting in a daze in the mess, to confirming that Dong De would not come back tonight, to packing his luggage, to sitting in the mess again in a daze.He thought he had thought a lot, but what he said was still the kind of thought he was least willing to say.

Dong De blinked hard twice, and smiled without any strangeness, "Okay. Do you have a place to go? Otherwise, I can move out."

"The company has a lounge, I'll go to the lounge first to make do with it for a while." Dong De didn't want to stay, Lan Ruoyu showed a wry smile as expected, "Then I'm leaving."

"Yeah." Dong De said, God knows how hard it is for him to hold back his tears, but the little Qi who doesn't know where in his mind is still chattering.

'Can't let him go, rush up to hug him, act like a baby, kiss him, abduct him to the bed, wait until he doesn't leave today, you will have room to play in the future, wait for him to leave, you just won't Husband's person, how can I need you to be the best? ? ? '

'Shut up shut up shut up. Dong De thought hard.The ears hear the sound of Gulu pulling the suitcase, the sound of the door opening, and the sound of the door closing.Dong De went to the balcony and looked down. After a while, Lan Ruoyu's BMW drove out of the garage, and drove towards the gate without looking back, never to be seen again.

'You are sad and reluctant now, why didn't you stop him just now. '

"I tell you to shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up—" Dong De thought hard.He lifted up and threw away the only surviving floor lamp on the side of the living room near the balcony, and the floor lamp instantly fell apart.

Xiao Qi shook his head, and said timidly, "I don't have a mouth, so shut up?" '

Dong De ran to the bedroom on the second floor, took off his clothes, got into bed neatly, and fell asleep. Falls asleep after 3 minutes.After Xiaoqi was sure that he was fast asleep, she sighed softly, "This kind of reaction doesn't look like leaving my husband. Forget it, I'd better go to bed first, and I'll come out when he finds his next husband." '

□□The system only works on the receiving party in a partner situation. As for retaining and pursuing, he can give opinions, but at this time, the subjective opinion of the host is the criterion.Cannot exceed authority.It means that it can only help a person who wants to be a good wife do his job well, but he cannot force a person who does not want to be a wife.

The biological clock woke up at eight o'clock, and Dong De stumbled into the bathroom to take a bath. After the shower, he came out refreshed, shaved in front of the mirror, and called out while shaving, "Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi."

"What do you want me to do, you desperate housewife." Xiaoqi replied lazily.

"Why Desperate Housewives?" Dong De said with a sense of humor, "Let me call to see if yesterday was a dream."

"You didn't dream, you got a super-tech egg from the Milky Way, which is extremely smart, considerate and considerate, the □□ system. But last night you let your husband slam the door away, and you have already been laid off from the □□ post, and I am about to go to sleep , wake up when you find the next one." Xiao Qi said.

Dong De has finished shaving, and now he is styling his hair, "Wife can't quarrel with her husband, and can't make up after quarreling?"

"Are you going to chase after your husband?" Xiao Qi's voice was a little more excited.

"If I say yes, do you have any good suggestions?" Dong De said.

"The most urgent task is to solve the current state of separation between the two places, and then find a way to solve the problem that caused the conflict." Xiaoqi said.

"Thank you, what a nonsense you said." Dong De said.He changed his clothes and prepared to go to work. When he went downstairs, he saw a messy room, and he closed the door neatly without stopping.

I bought bread and milk at the cake shop at the gate of the community, ate them while driving, and even called on the phone. The first housekeeping company that worked as a part-time worker for his family said, "Yes, the broken furniture and appliances will be thrown away. Call two people, you don’t need to go upstairs, just go downstairs, the key is in the old place, I will come back at noon, if there is anything you are not sure about throwing it away, put it aside, and look at it when I come back.”

After one phone call, it happened to be a green light. He unscrewed the milk and gulped it down a couple of times before making a second call.To the leader of another group who had a heated argument with him in the conference room yesterday. "Old Liu, I'll give you my proposal. You will lead our team to work on this case. There are many people working under the hood. You alone will be responsible for the success."

"I don't have any other requirements. It's just that when the boss comes to you to ask about the situation, you have to pat your chest and promise that you can handle the work alone, just like me without me."

"Beautiful thinking, you wish I could resign, no one is competing with you, right?"

"All right, just don't lose the chain for me then."

Another phone call done.After eating two or three bites of breakfast, he had already arrived at the company downstairs, and drove the car into the underground garage. Dong De put the phone to his ear and made one last call, "Lingzi, are you free this afternoon? Go shopping."

"I quarreled with the basket yesterday and ruined the living room. I have to go shopping to make up for it today."

"All right, after shopping in the furniture market, I'll accompany you to go shopping on the high imitation street, and I'll invite you for dinner."

The person on the phone laughed and cursed, fuck you.Dong De entered the office, opened the file after turning on the phone, made a vacation report, and beckoned for his assistant to come over, "I have some things at home, and I need to rest for a while. I will let Lao Liu take you to do this project together. Don't be stupid I only know how to keep my head down and do things, this time the old Liu has to take the most of the credit, but the company will not let him lead two teams by himself, you perform well and strive to be the team leader."

"I'll be the team leader when you come back from vacation. What am I fighting for?" The deputy looked at him suspiciously.

"I guess I'll have to change departments when I come back." Dong De said with a helpless smile, "This department has passion and challenges, and the money comes in quickly, but there is too little private time. Your girlfriend never complained to you."

The deputy said very coolly, "It's been split up a long time ago. I'm saving money to buy a house now. When I have a house and a car, I'll hook up with a young man who just graduated from college and is looking for a job. I'll hook up with you."

Dong De was speechless, and waved him away, "Become the team leader early. You can save money faster."

In the office, I won’t talk about the vacation with my boss. Anyway, I’ve asked for a month’s leave. After one month, I’ll have to change departments.While packing up things, I said to my close colleagues, "I will treat you to dinner in a few days, and no one is allowed to come."

In another high-rise office building, in the smoking area of ​​a small company with only three offices, Lan Ruoyu lit a cigarette in his hand, but watched the Matchbox cars coming and going from the window.

"It's finally decided." Chen Zhou moved closer to him to smoke, "Don't smoke alone, tell me what's on your mind right now."

Lan Ruoyu shook his head, and had nothing to say.

"Dong De used to be a straight man. He has been with you for so many years, but the person he likes happens to be a man, but he doesn't have the consciousness of being gay at all. You want him to be as considerate and gentle as a normal Xiao Ling to be behind your back." It's impossible." Chen Zhou said, "It's fine if you separate now, he might find a girlfriend to take care of him, and you, too, find a decent little Ling, fair-skinned, beautiful, and good-natured. The body is delicate and the voice is tender and easy to push down. The hall above and the kitchen below, from your stomach to your little brother, I promise to serve you obediently."

"Are you persuading me, or accusing me of being a scum." Lan Ruoyu's voice was as rough as gravel.After he came out of the house, he didn't sleep or eat anything, and now his stomach was burning with hunger, but he still didn't want to eat anything, and he only relied on smoking to refresh himself.

"You're not a scumbag, and Dong De naturally can't say he's wrong." Chen Zhou breathed out, "Sometimes it's not because of lack of feelings, it's just that separation is good for both of you. Dong De doesn't necessarily want to force you into a relationship." Be like this."

"Since you broke up with Lingzi, you have been looking forward to my separation with the baby." Lan Ruoyu shook his head when he thought of something, "Lingzi is not married yet, so you have no idea."

Chen Zhou glared at him, "I'm here to comfort you now, why are you pulling my scar?"

Lan Ruoyu lowered his head and smoked, "I still have to go back after this case is completed."

"Why go back?" Chen Zhou said, "Continue to get angry and quarrel, throw things, why bother? You're going to be exhausted when you're outside, and you'll be even more tired when you go home."

"He's usually quite obedient." Lan Ruoyu smiled wryly, "He won't change, only I will. What else can I do? I love him! I only came out for one night," Lan Ruoyu pointed at her chest, "I already miss him here. He doesn't like the cold war after my quarrel. This time he just walked away. He might not know why he was sad at home. It's really not a big deal this time. I'll report it later. Cooking class. If I can have a stutter at home, I don’t have to go out to eat.”

Chen Zhou shook his head, making a lover's face, and I was ready to go in with a convinced expression.

"Have you really never thought about reuniting with Ling Zi?" Lan Ruoyu asked, Chen Zhou paused, and then walked away briskly. Such a fierce woman, he was out of his mind and still wanted to reconcile with her.

When Dong De came home, the things were almost cleared, Dong De readily gave the money, and then drove to find Xia Ling.Xia Ling was dressed in a capable little black dress, with wavy curly hair, exquisite makeup and red nails, with the unique vigor of a business person.As soon as I got in the car, I gave Dong De the bag, "Little Dezi, who do you look down on? Sister, am I a high imitation person?"

Dong De looked her up and down, "It's terrible, Your Lady Queen, why do I feel that you are becoming more and more like a man."

"Shut up and drive, my sister is already hungry." Xia Ling took off her shoes neatly, and pointed Jiang Shan in the co-pilot, "Go to Jiefang Road for barbecue."

"Decree." Dong De said.

The sizzling meat turned into an attractive color on the slate, Xia Ling held up the chopsticks to torture the details, "Have you done it yet?"

"Didn't everyone tell you that everything in the living room can be smashed?" Dong De said.

"I said did I attack you?" Xia Ling asked.

"Lanzi is not that kind of person." Dong De said.

"Is there someone outside?" Xia Ling asked.

"Did you forget that we came from the same school? Basket is not like that." Dong De said.

"Nowadays, people's hearts are changeable in this world. With your stupid and unfazed appearance, if the basket wants to lie to you, even ten of you are not enough for him to play with." Xia Ling said, "There is no good thing for a man."

"How is your latest blind date?" Dong De asked her carefully.

"Don't talk about it, I won't be able to eat meat later. Let's talk about you now." Xia Ling said.

Dong De didn't want to say, "It's no big deal, it's just that I'm tired after a day of get off work, and then I don't want to move. He's obviously tired of the basket, and he insists on driving outside to eat, and then, he started arguing."

"I knew it." Xia Ling sneered, "It's a little bit better than last time when you insisted on taking a shower and the two had a fight."

Dong De frowned in embarrassment, "This time it's a little bit more serious than last time. He packed his luggage and moved out yesterday."

"This is a milestone commemoration." Xia Ling said, "I bet fifty cents that he will go back in less than a week."

Dong De cut the meat into pieces with scissors. He didn't say that this time it was not that simple, nor did he say that this time he was going to take the initiative to ask for peace.

"While you're single during this period of time, spend time with me. As a single dog, I won't appear in front of you to seek abuse in the future." Xia Ling said. "I'm under pressure from the basket to you."

Shopping is a good way to relieve stress. When Dong De relaxes, he just buys, buys, buys, and doesn't think about how to actively seek peace, work, and the inexplicable sex system.I bought furniture and home appliances, as well as new wallpapers, very post-modern decorations, and ambiguous portraits.

After that, the two went to dinner, and after dinner, they went to the shopping mall to do a lot of shopping. Xia Ling bought a new season of clothes, bags and shoes, and shrugged when paying the bill. Lan Ruoyu bought a shirt, bought shoes, and then bought a new technological watch that she wanted. After thinking about it, she bought two pieces to wear as a couple's watch.

Xia Ling looked at him, "Your company's performance has been very good recently."

Dong De was puzzled at first, and looked at the card in his hand, "This card is a basket, and I don't know how much money is in it, anyway, I always use this."

"Where's your money? Don't you have to be more backbone when you quarrel." Xia Ling said.

"My money is all in the basket, and I pay it monthly, and he gives me pocket money." Dong De said.

"Why did you abuse me, a single dog, when you were arguing?" Xia Ling said unbearably. "Friends are gone, goodbye."

"I'll take you back." Dong De said.

"Our house is not going in the same direction. Come on, I'll take a taxi." Xia Ling said, "I'm tired from shopping today, go back and have a good rest, and call when I get home."

"Call home, goodbye." Dong De said.