Brain Hole Collection of Mr. Accountant

Lan Ruoyu went to Dong De's company to pick up Dong De from get off work. After waiting for a long time, no one came out. He happened to recognize one of the off-duty people as a member of Dong De's work team and stopped him, "Does Dong De have to work overtime today? "

"Dong De? Dong De is on a long vacation and hasn't come to work recently." The colleague said.

"Long vacation? Do you know why he suddenly took a long vacation?" Lan Ruoyu asked.

"I don't know about this. It seems that something happened at home." The colleague said.

Lan Ruoyu turned the steering wheel and walked towards home, frowning, thinking about why Dong De had to take a long vacation. Before the quarrel, Dong De happily said that the case he was taking now was huge, and if he completed it, he would be a firm foothold in the industry.He hasn't turned [-] yet, he is doing what he loves to do, and he doesn't feel hard when he stays up all night.

So, why did he take a long vacation at the most important time of this advertisement?

At home, Dong De was wearing a T-shirt and shorts, and was cooking in the kitchen. His mobile phone was on the shelf, and he was playing food videos to follow along. "Why is it so easy for him to cut?"

"Wait, pause for a moment, I haven't finished cutting yet." Dong De frantically pressed the pause button, he was learning a simple braised chicken.But so far it seems that progress is not very good.

Xiao Qi said leisurely, "Give up, you're not the material."

"Hey, as a system, aren't you giving up a little too quickly?" Dong De said, "You still have to educate the teacher well, and give up if you can't do it well. Can you come out with a better teacher in the end?"

"But people have strengths and weaknesses, and you can't make up for your weaknesses. You have to give up." Xiaoqi's mechanical voice reveals a bit of life philosophy, "Data analysis will make it easier for your husband to learn cooking than you. There is one in the family who can cook The food will be fine."

"He is machismo and cleanliness. A gentleman stays away from the kitchen. If you want him to learn, you might as well rely on me." Dong De said.

"There is a balance between husband and wife. If the wife just pays blindly, it is not a good thing for the family." Xiaoqi said. "Just one person changing won't save a family in danger."

"What do you think is the cornerstone of the family?" Dong De said, "Is it love, trust, mutual tolerance, or the family affection that no one can live without?"

"Can a relationship like ours be called a family? We can't appear in the same household registration book, and we can't write each other's names on the critical illness notice. We just break up, that is, break up, and leave as soon as we say. Even like The court of persuasion and harmony will not jump out and say that you go back and work harder, and the divorce application will not be approved."

"The cornerstone of a family is undoubtedly love." Xiaoqi said, "Because of love, there will be trust and mutual tolerance."

"What do you think your life was like before?" Xiao Qi said, "You sleep in one bed and eat in one pot. It's a collective action, a small group of two people. If you say it's a family, you can say it in the past."

Dong De wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, "Ah, I cut the chili pepper, my eyes are so hot." His eyes were red, and his dependence on Lan Ruoyu after ten years of love can no longer be expressed in words. He usually quarrels, but Lan Ruoyu It is the first time for Ruoyu to walk away with the box, and everything he does now is to avoid this scene again.

He didn't want to regret it after losing it.

"Okay, the color looks pretty good." Dong De said. "Too bad, the chicken is cut into too big pieces, and the inside is still red, so it needs to be cooked again."

"I'm not hungry after cooking a meal."

Lan Ruoyu opened the door with the key, and today I heard Dong De talking to himself in the kitchen. Most of the furniture decoration in the living room has been changed. Lan Ruoyu took off his suit jacket, put on house slippers, and loosened his tie. This is the feeling of coming home .

I really don't know why he made the move to leave the house with his suitcase.

Lan Ruoyu found the kitchen, Dong De stared at me with his back turned, Lan Ruoyu hugged him from behind, "What are you doing?"

"Huh?" Dong De was startled, and looked back, "Why are you back?"

"I was going to pick you up from your company, but your colleague said you were on vacation. Why are you on vacation?" Lan Ruoyu asked.

Dong De was not ready to answer this question, so he turned around to remove the lid of the pot. The lid was scalded by the heat, and his fingers accidentally touched the thin spot, so he threw off the lid.

"Let me see if it's hot enough?" Lan Ruoyu examined Dong De's finger carefully, put it on his lips and exhaled, and turned off the fire, "You don't know how to do it, don't do it, go out and eat."

"I don't want to go out." Dong De said.If you go out, you need to change your clothes, and then you have to go out by car, which may cause traffic jams, and you may have to wait for a seat outside.After a lot of tossing and coming back, it's time to go to bed. He would rather choose a movie at home, lie on the sofa without sitting, with a bag of potato chips and a cup of lemon tea in hand, happy like a fairy.

"Let's go downstairs to eat." Lan Ruoyu said.Dong De didn't answer, he looked at him, both of them thought about the origin of this breakup, a dispute over whether to go out for dinner.

"Order takeaway and eat at home."

"I'm going to change clothes." The two said in unison.

Lan Ruoyu smiled, and kissed Dong De's fingers, "Want to eat crayfish? Then order pizza and fried chicken, both of which you like."

"I can go out to eat with you." Dong De said.

"I'm also very tired. Let's eat at home. You order food, and I'll take a shower." Lan Ruoyu said.

"Do you still have your clothes?" Dong De asked, "Didn't you take all your clothes?"

"I didn't pack anything in the box, but I packed the first birthday present you gave me when we were not together, a silly Captain America doll, 1.8 meters tall."

"I didn't even realize that you took it away." Dong De said, "I want to send it back. Remind me, this doll can't be taken away after we break up. Meat buns from Yue’s school cafeteria.”

"We won't break up anymore." Lan Ruoyu said.

"I thought you were going to be angry for a little longer." Dong De said,

"Seeing you come to bring me food, I don't feel angry at all." Lan Ruoyu said.Touch his head and go upstairs to take a shower.

"Wow, your husband is really coaxing." Xiao Qi, who had been silent all this time, said.

"Because he asked for peace first when we quarreled in the past." Dong De said.

"Didn't you take the initiative to apologize once in the past ten years?" Xiao Qi said.

"It's not that I took the initiative to quarrel." Dong De muttered.

"Are you not allowed to be unhappy when you do something they don't like?" Xiao Qi said. "You are really willful."

"Understood, isn't it changing now?" Dong De said,

"So, go upstairs now, get naked into the bathroom, and have a reconciliation exercise." Xiaoqi said calmly. "Man is very satisfying, stomach and penis."

"I'm also a man, and I'm very hungry now." Dong De said stiffly, he had never done anything other than drinking alcohol to initiate courtship, what a shame. "I'm going to order takeaway."

"Didn't you just say you weren't hungry?" Xiao Qi said. "There's nothing better than a reconciliation hug after a fight. Body to body, heart to heart."

"Worry." Dong De said, looking for his takeaway list. Lan Ruoyu likes to eat western food and Japanese food. He ordered a seafood risotto, a sushi platter, and then ordered his favorite spicy crayfish and eight-inch durian pizza. One, add an extra cheese.Get some chicken nuggets.

Turning on the TV to choose a movie, but looking at the bedroom upstairs, pointing at the remote control with my finger, I was struggling mentally.

"Come on bravely, boy." Xiao Qi said, "Besides, he came back on his own initiative this time, which is equivalent to asking for peace. Your sincerity."

"I brought him food." Dong De said weakly, "Didn't you hear that he came back because I brought him food?"

"Hehe." Xiaoqi learned the sarcasm of hehe without a teacher.

Dong De grabbed his hair, yelled, he was so annoying, and went upstairs, and took off his naked body outside the bathroom and went into the bathroom.Lan Ruoyu didn't close the door when taking a shower, and was scratching her hair under the shower, watching Dong De come in, "You smell like oily smoke." Dong De said, then bent down to fill the bathtub, "You wash yours, I'll wash it." Mine, non-interference."

Lan Ruoyu thought it was cute, her smile turned sour after seeing Dong De's delicate skin, thin waistline, bent over and bulging buttocks, stepped forward and pressed him into the bathtub.

"Miss me?" Lan Ruoyu bit Dong De's ear and said.

Dong De's whole body was hot and pink, and he grabbed the side of the bathtub with all his strength, the sound of the water rippling made people blush,

Ding dong, ding dong.The downstairs doorbell rang.

After a while, the little yellow man's voice came out of Dong De's mobile phone, and someone called.

Dong De pushed Lan Ruoyu who was moving behind, "The takeaway I ordered is here. Go down and get the takeaway."

Lan Ruoyu pinched Dong De's waist, "I'll go back by myself later."

"It's not easy for the delivery guy, go down and open the door for me." Dong De said intermittently.

Lan Ruoyu had no choice but to go downstairs with Dong De on his shoulders. His wet footsteps left a trail, and he put Dong De, who was too soft to walk, on the sofa. He pulled a bath towel around it and opened the door. Brother was quite impatient at first, but seeing the ugly face of the person who opened the door, he didn't complain, and after confirming that it was correct, he sent out the lunch box and left.

Lan Ruoyu casually put the lunch box on the shoe cabinet, threw herself on the sofa and continued. After a few minutes of hard work, the doorbell rang again.

"Takeaway." Dong De said.His legs were wrapped around Lan Ruoyu's waist, but he was actually a bit reluctant to let go.

Lan Ruoyu cursed secretly, got up and wrapped herself in a towel to open the door, and then repeated what she had done for the last 5 minutes.After Lan Ruoyu hadn't moved twice, the doorbell rang again.

Lan Ruoyu lay on Dong De's body, "Soft."

"I just went to get takeaway when I'm soft." Dong De smiled.

"How many takeaways did you order?" Lan Ruoyu raised his hand and asked.

"This is the third one, and there should be another one." Dong De said, "You know, it's impossible to sell everything in one store."

Lan Ruoyu saw him gloating, so he hugged him and walked towards the door. The two of them did not separate. Dong De held his neck very nervously, "Don't mess around."

Lan Ruoyu opened the door a little, and just managed to stuff it into the takeaway box, "Thank you." The takeaway boy looked at the man above him with a smile of understanding.

Lan Ruoyu pushed Dong De against the door and clicked.

"No, people will find out." Dong De was nervous, "How can I hang out in the food delivery circle in the future?"

"Stop messing around. After a while when I'm not busy, I'll take a cooking class and cook delicious food for you at home." Lan Ruoyu said, "Why do you think I always go out to eat? Look You're so skinny that you don't have any meat, and it's not nutritious to eat takeaways every day."

Dong De kissed his eyes, "I can learn it too."

"Let me learn. I'm afraid that if you cut your hand and get burned by oil, I will still feel sorry for you." Lan Ruoyu said.

"You have spoiled me, you can't stand me anymore, what should I do?" Dong De cried suddenly.

"No, absolutely not." Lan Ruoyu said, "I was wrong this time, I will never drag my suitcase away from you again, never again."

Being a love has twists and turns, repeatedly opening the door to pick up the takeaway, but Dong De cried softly, kissing and coaxing, waiting until the last takeaway came in.Dong De sniffled and said, "I want to eat flavored shrimp."

Being able to eat means being in the mood, Lan Ruoyu felt relieved, looking at his weakened brother, he could only smile helplessly.The two were sitting bare buttocks facing each other in front of the coffee table on the sofa. Lan Ruoyu asked Dong De to eat the chicken first, and he peeled the shrimp for Dong De.

"You eat yours, I can peel it myself." Dong De said.

"You eat yours." Lan Ruoyu said.He didn't expect that he would hurt Dong De so much when he left this time. Before Dong De played foolishly, he accepted everything he did to take care of him. He never thought of deliberately trying to please him, but now, looking at Lan Ruoyu regretted all the things he did because he was afraid that he would leave again, and Dong De was sensible because he was hurt.

He loves him so much, how can he bear to hurt him to make him sensible.

"You peel it as you like, why is that expression so scary." Dong De muttered.

"Dong De, I love you very much, I love you very much, you know that." Lan Ruoyu asked.

"Yeah." Dong De looked at him, "I love you very much too, you know that."

"Hmm." Lan Ruoyu said with a smile.

"So if you dare to drag the box next time, I will break your leg." Dong De said, "If you become a cripple and sit in a wheelchair, you can only stay by my side."

"Okay." Lan Ruoyu nodded.

Lan Ruoyu didn't have a good rest these days, and felt a little sleepy after eating, with a little headache, and still had to wait for Dong De to clean up after eating.

"You squint on the sofa first, and I'll make it myself after I eat." Dong De pushed Lan Ruoyu to lie down on the sofa, he lowered the volume of the TV, and put his tail down slowly. Did he have a bad appetite these days? I think, looking at Lan Ruoyu's face now, I can eat two more bowls of rice.At the end of the meal, Dong De went to the kitchen to bring out the forgotten pot of braised chicken. It wasn't very tasty, but it was cooked.

"Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, what do you think I'm going to do next?" Dong De asked.

"What do you think you are going to do?" Xiao Qi asked back.

"Well, I can go to the cooking class with him. Now that I have changed departments, I have to leave work earlier than him. I can take dinner to his company and accompany him to work overtime? He is struggling to start a business now, so let him be more accommodating A little. I will never quarrel with him about bathing and eating in the future."

"You know it all. As long as you are considerate to each other, even an occasional quarrel is still an adjustment. If you don't have the heart to understand each other, even an unintentional word will hurt."

"Hey, as a future high-end product, your professionalism is a bit weak." Dong De said with a smile.

"How can you be sure that I am a high-tech product from a high latitude, not your imagination." Xiaoqi said in a cute voice, "Maybe you have realized your mistake when your boyfriend left, but you have never expressed humility You will feel that putting down your figure is a loss of self-esteem, so you think of such a reason for yourself."

"The unreasonable appearance of me is just an excuse you made for yourself."

"When you have realized that you need to change, you are already on the road. As for the details in the future, you will figure it out yourself. The meaning of my existence is no longer great."

"Goodbye, Dong De, your boyfriend is really good, and you are also very good, you must live a happy life." Xiao Qi stopped talking after finishing speaking.

"Hey, hey." Dong De shouted anxiously.

What's the matter with you leaving like this?I'm feeling crazy these days?Am I insane?Dong De was completely stunned. He looked back at the sleeping Lan Ruoyu, wasn't he just apologizing?I was distracted and made a second personality to talk to myself, and the coolness of the second person came from the future?

Dong De shook his head, it was ridiculous, he pulled Lan Ruoyu's hand away, got into his arms and lay down, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.In this vain life, only the heat of the person next to the pillow can resist everything.

An Xin slept until dawn, Lan Ruoyu moved and stopped immediately, the short time was enough for him to know the reality that he and Dong De had slept on the sofa for one night, the sofa was narrow, and Dong De might be knocked to the ground.But when he looked down, it seemed that he was worrying too much, Dong De held on to him tightly, unless he fell, he would fall together.

Touch Dong De's, because the two of them are covered with a bath towel, and it is a bit cold under the central air conditioner.Lan Ruoyu originally wanted to hug him and enjoy tenderness.

But seeing yesterday's dinner that was not cleared up on the tea table, Lan Ruoyu, who loves cleanliness, put her hands on her head and groaned in pain. She couldn't stand it anymore and got up to clean it up.Dong De opened his eyes in a daze, "What are you doing?"

"Go upstairs and sleep." Lan Ruoyu said.

"You carry me up." Dong De closed his eyes again.

"I obey." Lan Ruoyu said.Although the chaos in front of him made him unable to help cleaning it up right away, Dong De was still more important.

The two of them didn't wear any clothes, and they became hot when they rubbed against each other. After eating and sleeping enough, the morning is suitable for proclaiming Yin during the day.

Just when it was cleaning, the downstairs doorbell rang presumptuously.Lan Ruoyu pointed at the foam, "I think our family should remove the doorbell."

"There is no doorbell, but there is also a mobile phone." Dong De said. "Fortunately, you have already finished it, otherwise you will be soft again, and I'm afraid you will have obstacles in the future."

"You'll be happy if I have obstacles." Lan Ruoyu scratched his nose.

"Okay, go down and open the door." Dong De pushed him. "If you have me, you have me. If you can't do it, you still have me."

When Lan Ruoyu went downstairs, he cleaned up the leftovers on the coffee table, sprayed some air freshener, and opened the door. At the door, Chen Zhou and Ling Zi were holding hands at the door, looking excited, "What are you doing inside? It took so long open the door?"

"It's such a joyful morning."

Chen Zhou laughed and cracked his mouth to the ear, "There is a big happy event, and Dong De, hurry up and call him out."

He dragged Ling Zi to sit in the living room, smelled the air freshener and asked Lan Ruoyu to frown, "The battle was intense last night."

"I was full of waste early in the morning. I think you were the one who met the nectar after a long drought last night." Dong De came down in a baggy T-shirt, carrying the moisture of just taking a bath.

"It's Ling Zi who meets the sweet dew, and I'm Shi Yulu." Chen Zhou raised his eyebrows and said.

"Do you want to be beaten?" Ling Zi said.

"What's good, let's talk about it." Lan Ruoyu served them tea.

"Thum, thump, thump." Chen Zhou and Ling Zi winked, and at the same time took out a red book from their bags, "We're married!"

"So suddenly?" Dong De said, then clapped his hands, "Congratulations."

"Money, money." Chen Zhou said, "We arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau at eight o'clock, and went in to register as soon as the door opened. Fortunately, I told Lingzi at that time that I was going to get married, and I always had my household registration book with me. I went to register today. No delay."

"Congratulations really." Lan Ruoyu thumped Chen Zhou's chest. At the beginning, they broke up because of the trivial matter of marriage. They broke up on impulse. No one refused to bow their heads. Today, a year and a half later Only then can the old be restored.

"It's not as good as you guys. The quarrel that dragged the suitcase and left the house only took three or four days to make up." Ling Zi said, "Chen Zhou, learn a little bit, and if you fight with me for so long in the future, I will take your surname later." .”

"Good wife."

"Yes, wife."

"Since it's such a happy event, let's treat the guests to dinner and take a walk, you'll die of hunger soon." Dong De said.