Brain Hole Collection of Mr. Accountant

Just after a normal full moon.

But the world is gradually different. For example, there have been a lot of strong women committing crimes recently, but the strong women criminals still look innocent. I don’t know what’s going on. He and she smell good. I can’t control my body .However, these people are still law-abiding people.The coerced people also had mixed feelings. It wasn't all about hatred and resistance. There were also many who didn't report to the police.

Panic.

Ten days later, the country issued a notice. A large amount of data proves that people's bodies are now transformed by unknown cosmic rays during the full moon. The gender of human beings has changed from two to six, male A male B male O, female A female B female O, a detailed explanation will be made public immediately.Now the differentiation has been completed, but the timing of the revelation is different, and the country will release detection methods as soon as possible.

Ding Ning looked at the manuscript, "Isn't this ABO?" Then she shared her briefcase with her teammates who were still confused and unable to understand.Li Xiaoxia asked, "What's the matter, can we still grow little Jiji?"

Ding Ning nodded seriously.

"Oh, I'm going, I'm so awesome." Li Xiaoxia said.

"Sister Xia, it's not necessarily true. We don't have an extra organ now, so it's probably all female." A member of the women's team said.

"That's not a loss, you see how rare and precious the O in the briefcase is." Li Xiaoxia said, and then she said to Ding Ning, "Send this briefcase to the comrades of our men's team to study."

The men's team was looking at the manuscript, and everyone was frowning. Lin Gaoyuan understood first, and then acted like a baby with his brother Long with a pale face, "Dragon team. I don't want to be a male O."

"What's a boy?" Malone asked, "How do you know you're going to be a boy?"

"Male O is white and tender, lying under the body to give birth to a child." Lin Gaoyuan said in a tearful voice.Zhou Yu came over and put his arms around his neck and said, "Don't be afraid, my wife, you are really going to change, just follow brother, I won't move you."

"The one who looks white and tender is O, then the dragon team is the most white and tender in our team." Fang Bo said bluntly, and then he was kidnapped by Xu Xin.

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly become quiet.

Father Liu came in and saw the restlessness in the room, so he knocked on the table, "Wow, it's not big or small. A doctor will come over tomorrow to explain this to you in detail, and give you a physical examination by the way."

"Let me give you an idea first, yes wow, most of the athletes get A's because of physical exercise, yes wow, don't worry about it." Liu Dad said.

Ma Long is actually not worried about this, he just looks at Bai, but he is a strong and pure man inside, man, what is it?

After the inspection, most of the men's teams were indeed A's, except for one Fang Bo who was a male O, and one Ma Long who hadn't been revealed yet, and couldn't be checked.Fang Bo was depressed for a while, and then he was relieved. A man is a man, and it's not because he looks like a woman.

The team members who were not threatened by O joked easily, and especially liked letting Fang Bo smell their pheromones, but A couldn't smell his own pheromones.

"Blind Xu, the mossy scent of your cave really suits your name, Big Python." Fang Bo sniffed the last one with disgust.

"No, we are official spouses outside, and your legs don't feel weak when you smell me?" Xu Xin said with a smile.

"Put it down, your Yao Yan is the one in this world who smells like moss and still has weak legs." Fang Bo said, he looked around, and the men's team had all kinds of pheromone smells, he said something To tell the truth, "In our team, only Ke Ge's pheromones, I feel a little weak." It's just a little bit, Fang Bo emphasized.

"When did Zhang Jike let you smell his pheromones? I thought he didn't care because he was so cool?" Xu Xin said.Zhang Jike is a real man, for such an important matter, he just kept training with his eyelids drooping every day, without discussing it or worrying about it.Xu Xin thought at the time that it would be funny if Zhang Jike came out as a male O in the end.

It's a pity that Zhang Jike is still A in the end. The men's table tennis team is one of the best A. Recently, when the players saw him, they felt a little scared and wanted to fight him. Dad Liu said that this is because A's pheromones are influencing each other. Everyone wants Relying on the integrity in the heart and Marxist ideology to restrain the impulse of the body.

"I didn't notice it. He walked past me, and I was about to sit down on the chair. I'm avoiding him now. What if I can't control myself and do something beastly one day." Fang Bo said.

"Hey, what's the flavor of Brother Ke's pheromone?" Fan Zhendong asked, he is an A, but the pheromone tastes like milk. Fang Bo said that he was the one who got laughed the most.

"Spicy, salty, like some spices fried with sea salt." Fang Bo said.

"It smells bad enough." Zhou Yu said, "I don't know what the Dragon Team smells like."

The dragon team has not shown any division so far, and they look like they are all right. Recently, they did not practice crying on the table or let them off the table. Director Kong even laughed at the crying male A of the men's team.

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly become quiet.

Gender differentiation is not a trivial matter. All laws and regulations must be changed according to the situation. The country changed the marriage law and declared that it is legal for a man to marry a man.

Zhang Jike took a leave of absence at noon after training in the morning, and came back in a while. After the afternoon practice, Ma Long walked to the locker room, and Zhang Jike immediately followed. Xu Xin stopped all the players who wanted to go to the locker room to change clothes. , "Those who want to survive should go back with their bags on their backs, wash them and change them."

"I believe in brother's survival wisdom for so many years. When they get together, we can go as far as we can." Xu Xinyu said earnestly.

Ma Long took off his clothes but didn't change immediately, and sat on the stool in a daze. It's been a few days, and the other teammates have clear attributes, but he hasn't revealed it yet. Father Liu didn't forgive him, only saying that it's O for him to do well. Prepare, Dad Qin is still a little struggling, not necessarily, maybe strong B, talent is less important as you go to the back, what matters is experience and touch.My own father called and said it doesn't matter if it's A or O, it's all given by God.

Ma Long is very thoughtful, he doesn’t sleep at night and reads Ding Ning’s briefcase research, he becomes more restless and can’t fall asleep, he has all kinds of thoughts, thinking that A is the best, it’s really not good, he also recognizes the ordinary B, since he was a child He was regarded as a pong prodigy, and now as long as it is not O, ordinary is ordinary.

If it's really an O, thinking about all kinds of Os who are dominated by estrus, Ma Long's eyes go black for a while.

It's still in estrus, isn't this going back to a beast?

As soon as Zhang Jike came in, Ma Long felt it. He stopped being dazed, wiped his sweat with a towel, and greeted him casually, "Have you changed your perfume? This perfume smells very unique. Which brand is it?" Ma Long smelled a special smell. Just ask the taste.

"Long. Let's get married." Zhang Jike said calmly.

Ma Long snorted with a hairy towel on top of his head, "Zhang Jike, I don't necessarily have to be an O, you know! I might also be a B. You can find out that Fang Bo is an O. There is no B in our team. Maybe it’s me, because I’m so ordinary, so I’m particularly slow.”

"It doesn't matter if I marry you or you are male B male O. You are male A and we can get married too. You didn't read the news this morning that marriage between male and female is now legal." Zhang Jike said.

Ma Long was at a loss for words for a while, "Ji Keer, wait for me to explain your words."

"I don't understand, I like you. Before men and men got together, there was a lot of public opinion pressure, so I didn't move. Now that men and men can get married, who else is suitable for you to marry besides me?" Zhang Jike said.

"No, Ji Keer, what you said is a bit big, and besides, I have a girlfriend." Malone said.

"Your girlfriend has been with you for a long time? I understand your thoughts? Can I make you happy? I can accompany you to buy handicrafts and wipe them for you. Can your girlfriend do it? Do you want to go up the mountain? Go to sea, go to sea, I can accompany you wherever you go, you don’t have to be afraid of the dark, ghosts, or getting lost, just scramble those four lumps of tomato scrambled eggs, and I can eat them in one bite, can she?” Zhang Jike said.

"No, don't you like daughters very much? You don't want daughters anymore?" Malone asked.

"You are more important." Zhang Jike said.

"Then I still want a daughter," Malone said.

"Then we'll adopt after we get married." Zhang Jike said.

Ma Long watched him speak more and more truthfully, "Brother, I thank you for lightening my boredom. This joke is really not funny."

Zhang Jike's eyes were a little hurt, "You don't believe that I like you."

Ma Long grabbed the towel and snorted again, not looking at him.Zhang Jike approached, "Long, Ma Long, look at my eyes, you really don't believe my heart."

"I don't look into your eyes, it's wrong." Malone's voice came muffled from under the towel.

"It was wrong before, but it is right now." Zhang Jike said, "No, I won't come to provoke you. We have been together for so many years, and you still don't know me."

Ma Long didn't take the towel down, so Zhang Jike pulled off his towel. Ma Long's eyebrows, eyes and nose were red, and he looked like he was about to cry. He was very pitiful. Zhang Jike said, "No, I didn't say anything too much. Cried?"

"Ji Ke'er, what's the smell on you? It makes me want to sneeze." Ma Long said in a pitiful voice.

Zhang Jike raised his arm and smelled it, "It doesn't smell much, it's just sweat." Zhang Jike moved his nose twice, "No, maybe some shower gel was poured out, I only smell a sweet fruity smell."

"Fruit smell? I didn't smell it." Malone said, "No, stay away from me, this smell makes me dizzy."

"Then I bought all the rings, tell me the whole story." Zhang Jike approached and said.

Zhang Jike was standing, Ma Long was sitting, Ma Long could only look up at him, Zhang Jike's peach blossom eyes were downcast, full of affection, but the problem was that he looked at everyone with such troublesome eyes, Ma Long couldn't help pouting, normally Zhang Jike Why don't you let him look at it for so long, you always have to avoid looking at his eyes.

But it's not good to look at this look for a long time, and it's easy to have evil thoughts in my heart.

When Ma Long looked distracted, his mouth moistened. It was Zhang Jike who lowered his head and pecked at him. Ma Long stared at him, "What are you doing?"

"You look at me like that, I can't help it." Zhang Jike was also aggrieved.Such a soft and lovely person is in front of him, he can see, smell, but not touch, what a torture.

Ma Long only felt a hot air rising from nowhere in his body, as if someone stabbed him in the back with a stick, and he lost his strength unconsciously, his waist was soft, his legs were soft, his body was soft, and everything was soft.

"Zhang Jike, you have to treat me as a brother, and don't say such things in the future." Ma Long said angrily.

"I don't want you to be my brother, I want you to be my lover." Zhang Jike said, he just felt that the sweet fruity smell was getting stronger and stronger, and he started to feel hot when it was so strong. Looking at the white Ma Long in front of him, he wanted to swallow it in one gulp.

Hearing Zhang Jike swallowing his saliva, Ma Long stepped back as if he was furious, "Don't mess around, let me tell you, you can't beat me, if I really fight, I won't care about your back injury."

Zhang Jike looked at him, "Just treat me, you, just say, I can't do it."

"Men and men are not right." Ma Long said, "Don't ask me if I can do it, if I can do it, I can't do it." Before the voice fell, Zhang Jike blocked his jaw and mouth to mouth tightly.

The fusion of saliva and saliva is probably poisonous.

It makes people addicted, makes people avoid it, makes people addicted and wants to chase, one bends down, the other raises its head, it fits perfectly, as if it should be so in nature, the white porcelain chin is lightly resting on the hand, strong skin difference, matching What the master is doing has a color that makes people blush.

After Zhang Jike was satisfied and left, Ma Long was really angry with blushing, "Zhang Jike, don't think I really don't want to hit you."

"Do you hate it?" Zhang Jike touched his earlobe, "I kiss you, don't you hate it, let's try, who are you with who can be comfortable with me?"

"I'm with someone else and I'm on top." Ma Long blurted out his words from the bottom of his heart. After he finished speaking, he really felt aggrieved. Zhang Jike'er is a bastard, taller than him, thicker than him, and shameless than him. He can still You can't beat him.

Zhang Jike laughed when he heard this, his smile was like a walnut, his eyes were as gentle as water, "I will let you be on top if you are with me."

"You think I'm stupid. Now there are pheromones and so on. I don't even have the strength to smell you. Why am I on top?" Malone said.

"Can you smell my pheromone?" Zhang Jike said, "Only O can smell A's pheromone."

Ma Long blushed and turned pale, and pushed Zhang Jike outward, "Go, go, hurry up, I have a cold, and I can't smell anything."

"Long, don't be like this, look at your blushing like this, you want it too." Zhang Jike said, "I'm going to explode."

"You go." Ma Long panted, who is he? A few years of friendship will be in vain, it's up to you."

Dad Liu heard that he brought Dad Qin, Dad Xiao and the doctor to the locker room, and Dad Liu stopped at the door to listen to the movement. You said that if the two of them are marking now, it would not be embarrassing for them to go in, especially Malone is still thin-skinned, don't just retire at that time, he will cry to someone.

After listening for a while, there was no movement, Dad Liu opened the door and went in. As soon as he entered, the smell of two pheromones came to his face. They were very overbearing and would not spare anyone. Ma Long and Zhang Jike sat on the bench by themselves, blushing , panting heavily, with a reaction that could not be concealed even with a towel under his body, but no one would admit defeat and no one would approach.

"My God, why are you still suffering from combined fever?" the doctor said when he saw the situation.

Zhang Jike looked at Ma Long, "You just say it won't work?"

"No," Malone said.

"Okay." Zhang Jike tilted his head and said hoarsely, "Doctor, please come here and give me two injections."

"Why bother?" said the doctor, "You two have developed a combination fever, and the match rate must be over 90.00%, so you are a natural couple."

"Doctor, please give him an injection first." Liu's father said, what can the child do if he is awkward, let's coax him first.Ma Long, or the worst prediction, became O.

The two were injected with suppressive injections respectively. Dad Xiao and Dad Qin helped the two to leave. The doctor explained, "If the two of you are not going to be together, you will see each other less in the future. With such a high match rate between you two, meeting is golden." Once Feng Yulu meets again, if the inhibitor fails to catch up, it will be a mistake."

He also said to Liu's father, "Thank you for your hard work, the relationship between the two is so bad that you just packaged them out."

"No, the relationship between the two of them is really good." Dad Liu said, "Maybe it's because the relationship is too good to start with."

Papa Xiao was chattering, while Zhang Jike lay there and listened. The inhibitors were not without side effects. He put his hand in his pocket, touched the hard edge of the ring box, and thought about what to do next.

With a pale face, Ma Long said to Qin's father that he wanted to be alone, but Qin's father's heart was filled with paternity, so he could only tell him not to think too much, go to bed early, and then closed the door and left.

Still in the team, Dad Liu couldn't give Ma Long a few days to think clearly, except for the evening training. The next day Ma Long got up and went for a run, and Zhang Jike didn't go.A group of people looked at today's iceberg, which was even bigger than yesterday's Dragon Squad Master, and they were too crowded to get close. Xu Xin ran over to run side by side with Ma Long, relying on himself as a close junior.

"Brother, you split up yesterday, can you smell me now?" Xu Xin asked.

"It smells like mud, what's the matter?" Ma Long was not in the mood to chat with anyone at the moment, including his relatives and juniors, so he ran away at a high speed, leaving Xu Xin doubting life in place, surrounded by Fang Bo, "Bo'er, the world Number one, Boer, if you smell it again, what do I smell like?"

Fang Bo was puzzled, but he still took a close sniff, "It smells like moss."

"Then my senior brother said I smell like mud." Xu Xin was aggrieved.

"There must be no mud under the moss, that's right." Fang Bo said, "Xu Damu is no different from Fan's milk bottle."

"Bo'er, don't bully us for being fat." Zhou Yu dared to come over and say, "Do you smell the pheromone of Dragon Team?"

"A can smell the pheromone on O's body only if he has a certain matching rate with him." Fang Bo said, "Ask Brother Ke."

"Brother Ke, if he smelled it yesterday, didn't he mark it yesterday?" Zhou Yu asked.

"Brother Ke got a suppressive injection yesterday." Fang Bo said, "If there is no response, why not take a suppressive injection."

Relying on the fact that he was Ma Long's own junior, Xu Xin went to Zhang Jike's room and asked him, "What does my senior's pheromone taste like?"

"Can't you smell it?" Zhang Jike asked back.

Xu Xin shook his head, "Bo'er's words must match more than a certain percentage to be able to smell it."

"No one in the team can smell it?" Zhang Jike asked.

"No, I don't know if others can smell it or tell me." Xu Xin said. "Don't say you can't smell it, if you can't smell it, my senior brother really can only take advantage of outsiders."

"It's not cheap for me." Zhang Jike said, "If you don't go, you will be late for training."

"Then why don't you go?" Xu Xin asked.

"I'm going to practice elsewhere." Zhang Jike said.

What is more terrifying than yesterday's Dragon Team is today's Dragon Team. The Dragon Team that was determined to be O seems to have turned into black wings on the back. Even Fan Zhendong, who had been placed with high hopes, was beaten and began to doubt his life. There is such a big gap between me and the Dragon Team ?

Team Long's squinting eyes seemed to say that there wasn't a single ace that could hit.

A group of people who were beaten and ran away crying in their hearts, Brother Long, Brother Long, who dares to look down on you as an O, you are O and Brother Long, the Dragon Team.Be merciful, Brother Long.

There is only such a pair of table tennis teams, can Dad Liu let the fat water flow to outsiders?He couldn't, let Ma Long and Zhang Jike practice separately for a few days, he called Ma Long, "What do you think, tell me. It's not a problem to be so deadlocked? Jike, there are more physical injuries. , You can persist, you can retire, if you don’t let him see you, he will definitely retire. Also, the two of you signed up for the doubles in this open competition. It’s too old to practice. How will you go then? Win the championship? Didn’t you two still have a doubles championship in a major competition that you didn’t win? Didn’t you win?”

Ma Long lowered his head and said nothing.

"I see that you used to be so tired. Is it true that Jike really can't do it? You are an O, you need to form a stable relationship with an A, otherwise if someone uses pheromones on you during the game, the variables will be too big." Liu's father said. , "Are you really going to never see him again?"

"You know that if the two of you don't meet, it will have a great impact on our external team image."

"No." Ma Long said, "It's just Director Liu. If I really want to be with Ji Keer, I don't want to make it public. Director Liu, I don't want to reveal my O's identity now, at least before Tokyo."

"I haven't disclosed the gender of our team to the public." Liu's father said, "But you know, we can't hide it if there is a game. Also, I heard from the above that the ID cards have to be changed, and they have to write "differentiation." After sex, how to do this."

"I'll take inhibitors and pretend to be B." Malone said. "How harsh the world is to women, it will be as harsh to O in the future, and even O is not as free as a woman. Director Liu, I can still play games, and I still want to play games."

"I promise you." Dad Liu said.

Ma Long went to look for Zhang Jike in the training room where he practiced solo, frowning with no joy, "Do you have your household registration book with you?"

"Yes." Zhang Jike was puzzled with sweat on his face.

"Let's go," Malone said.

"Where are you going?" Zhang Jike asked.

"Civil Affairs Bureau," Malone said.

The corners of Zhang Jike's lips couldn't hold back his smile, and he continued, "I don't even have a proposal, and I don't even have a ring, so I just went directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau. It's too good."

"Didn't you buy the ring?" Malone said.

The two happily went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a certificate, and when they came out, Ma Long still thought the photo was not good-looking, "I knew the two of us took a selfie." Zhang Jike echoed.

Ma Long drank a bottle of red wine to build up his courage. In fact, there is no need for it. Once the pheromones are mixed, everything will follow. It’s a pity that I didn’t save all the money for the big competition. This is the sequelae left by my saving hands, um, that’s how it is.”

"I'll save whatever you like to save." Zhang Jike's hoarse voice, like old wine, made Ma Long dizzy even more.The two combined quietly.

Because of the upcoming Open, Zhang Jike did not go too far, and it was over twice in one night.After finishing the bridal chamber candles, I also slept separately, and after thinking about it, I sneakily marked the back of the neck temporarily.Zhang Jike had always been obsessed with Ma Long's back neck, and now he is even more obsessed. He seems to be resting on his shoulders during training intervals, but actually secretly licks and bites the marks.

Shameless enough.

Fortunately, the teammates have long been used to the hot eyes, and the dragon team has been relieved from the blackened state, so it is their business to get bored with Ke Ge.A dead fellow is not a poor daoist.

After winning the doubles championship in the Open, Zhang Jike took a week off from the team and dragged Ma Long back to his home in Beijing.I had to order takeout for seven whole days, and the bed got wet, so I ended up sleeping on the floor wrapped in a quilt, since there was heating anyway.Ma Long's will was eroded by the days of debauchery, and finally he was delirious and cried and begged for her husband to form a knot in his body.

On the day of returning to the team, Ma Long's face was frosty, and he felt that he had succumbed to Zhang Jike's pheromones for the past seven days. .”

Ma Long glanced over, Zhang Jike automatically silenced, with a face of repentance for my mistakes.

Xu Xin saw Ma Long first. "Oh my god, brother, did you get mended by Zhang Jike?" How can someone lose weight after a week of vacation, and why the two of them went on vacation together, everyone knows it well.

After seeing Zhang Jike, Xu Xin was speechless, "Old Zhang, when I saw you, I couldn't tell which one is the goblin who can suck human essence, you or my senior brother?" The beauty is soul-stirring, Zhang Jike, this sunspot, no matter how thin he is, he is really no different from that old farmer. "You are still fighting for the top with this good looks."

"You don't understand." Zhang Jike said with blank eyes.

"Take it easy, too." Xu Xin said, "This man can get pregnant. You are delaying my brother's big event in Tokyo. I think the two of you will have to break up."

Two months later, Zhang Jike beat Xu Xin upright, saying he was a crow's mouth, and secretly asked him to drink to lend him a good word.

Malone is pregnant.

Zhang Jike was only happy for a while, and said clearly, "You want this child, you don't want it, everything is up to you."Calculate the time, and don't delay Tokyo.

Both Ma Long's parents and Zhang Jike's parents came to Beijing to take care of him. Zhang Jike said that letting Ma Long's parents take care of him made him feel at ease.The two families used to be close friends, but it was the first time for them to get along as in-laws, so please come here politely.

Ma Long turned around and raised a particularly ugly Tibetan mastiff puppy, named Ke Ke, and Zhang Jike was born with it.Keke called Tian Tian like this, as if he was his own father.

Ma Long's child was born by Caesarean section. He closed his eyes and opened it again. He was a son. Of course, he didn't know whether it was A, B or O.The child was taken by his grandparents, and Ma Long returned to the team for training a week after his birth. Both fathers were Yun's sons.

The camp of Tokyo Malone Zhang Jike and Fang Bo, Zhang Jike doubles, Ma Long and Fang Bo met in the final, and finally Ma Long won the double grand slam. After winning the championship, he said that he would retire after playing in Tokyo. Then, after winning the men's team final, he received the award On the stage, across from Fang Bo, Zhang Jike hugged Ma Long and kissed him.

"I've retired, it's time to give me a title." Zhang Jike said with a smile.