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The bar owner suddenly lost interest in sex in the office, and the quartermaster began to worry that he was considering divorce again. After a long mental struggle, he finally gritted his teeth and resorted to the ultimate move to save his spouse—let him fight back!

So on a night shift that was not very pleasant, Dr. Tian received an emergency call from the quartermaster and the bar owner, and specially emphasized in bold and bold font, "It is urgent, please don't tell Ji and Tangtang that we have been here."After listening to the little nurse's report at the beginning, Dr. Tian thought that something serious happened, until two patients sat in her consulting room.

"Counterattack? It's the first time for both of you. They have no experience at all, and they don't know how to do any preparations. As a result, one hemorrhoid ruptured and the other Gui head broke? You are really capable." Dr. Tian rubbed his arms and looked at them. The quartermaster and the bar owner bowed their heads like elementary school students being trained in front of the teacher, "The morphine and flat-breasted ladyboys can handle such a small matter, so why do you need to go to the Shuichou General Hospital for emergency treatment?"

The owner of the bar glanced at the quartermaster who wanted to dig a hole to go down: "Andre doesn't want the members of the [-]th regiment to know what he did, so..."

"Ah... It's okay for your spouse to do it, but you feel ashamed if you do it yourself. You really are a 'model veteran'." Dr. Tian signaled the bar owner to stop explaining, opened the portal and dialed a number, "Alice, consultation room No. [-] , there is an emergency." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, "You are very lucky, there happens to be an intern doctor here."

Hearing Dr. Tian call the person on the other end of the phone "Alice", the quartermaster and the bar owner thought it was a female doctor, but it turned out to be a colonel in a white coat.

"This is the new Dr. Von Hallenhof, the younger brother of your team leader." Dr. Tian stepped aside, "Alice, this is your brother's subordinate and his gay spouse. A hemorrhoid has ruptured and needs stitches." Two injections, one skin scrape, need to do a circumcision. It's just a minor operation, you come."

Hearing that the private parts of two "fags" were going to be sewn up, and they were still his elder brother's subordinates, the expression of the colonel's younger brother suddenly changed, just like the quartermaster and the bar owner couldn't take off their pants when faced with the colonel's younger brother's face that resembled the colonel.

"What are you still doing?" Dr. Tian slapped the colonel's younger brother on the back of the head, "To treat a disease, but also to be picky about the patient's sexuality? And you two!" Dr. Tian kicked the quartermaster On the buttocks of the owner of the bar, I don’t know whether it was intentional or unintentional, he was kicking the quartermaster’s wound, “When you see a doctor, you still want to pick on the doctor’s appearance?”

In the end, the younger brother of the colonel recovered first, put on his glasses to cover up his embarrassment, and put on his gloves with a bit of courage: "Okay, take it off."

At first, Dr. Tian looked around with his hands, and found that the atmosphere was getting more and more weird. He got a ukulele from somewhere, and the beautiful music filled the whole consulting room.

The colonel's younger brother was stunned: "What song is this? It's really nice."

"An ancient folk song circulating on the earth, the specific author is no longer available, but the lyrics have been handed down completely." Doctor Tian simply sang while playing, "Your tears are weak and wounded, and the pale moon is crescent , Hook up the past..."

Dr. Tian's voice is very nice. Normally, the majestic evil lady would sing to the students to relieve stress like a loving mother coaxing the children to sleep. She sang a sad love song with a unique flavor.The three embarrassing doctors and patients over there originally gradually relaxed with her singing, and they felt less awkward with each other, but Doctor Tian changed his tune: "The chrysanthemum is incomplete, and the buttocks are full of injuries. I told you not to expand beforehand. Heartbroken..."

The colonel's younger brother stabbed the wrong place with a needle, and the quartermaster let out a scream, the wound opened again, and blood sprayed the colonel's younger brother all over his face.

"Hold... sorry..." The colonel's younger brother hurriedly helped him stop the bleeding, "Teacher Tian, ​​is this really the song?"

"Really." Doctor Tian continued to sing, "Northern Wind Chaos, Ye Weiyang, I told you to do AI and not enema..."

The younger brother of the colonel made more and more messes: "Teacher Tian, ​​can you stop singing?"

"Can't stand such little interference, and still want to be a medical officer?" Dr. Tian kept playing the piano, "It's just that someone is singing next to you, and you can't even do small operations such as cutting urticaria and hemorrhoids? Back then During the medical rescue of the Zixing Earthquake, fighter jets from the Human Revolutionary League were strafing outside the ambulance, even if a real medical officer saw someone around him being shot and died, he would not stop helping the wounded.”

"Yes!" The colonel's younger brother wiped the blood from his glasses, "Teacher Tian, ​​you continue, I can handle it."

Children can be taught.Doctor Tian showed a gratified smile: "Alice, don't be nervous, feel free to cut the knife boldly, no matter what you cut, I can help them sew it back." Seeing that the bar owner's face turned pale with fright, Doctor Tian also gave him a smile. Zhang Da smiled brightly, "By the way, let me show you how to get stitches without anesthesia."

The bar owner was so frightened that he sat down on the ground. If it wasn't for the deep love between his husband and wife, and he couldn't leave the quartermaster behind, he would probably run away on the spot.

"Yes!" The younger brother of the colonel was still serious, "Lieutenant Colonel Mehoff, can I trouble you to stay still? I can't aim...Look, it was sewn wrong again, and I have to tear it down and sew it up again."

Throughout the night, the emergency room of the Shuizhou General Hospital was filled with unscrupulous singing and the screams of two big men.

Dr. Tian suddenly discovered that teaching the colonel’s younger brother is actually a good choice. This cool face of the colonel is a good talisman—seeing a “colonel” in a white coat wandering around the emergency department, the [-]th regiment probably wouldn’t No matter how much he dared to move, he ran to the Shuizhou General Hospital.