That little curly hair that always comes to steal melons from my melon shed

About coming out

Gu Xi: Mom, why did you agree so simply and without losing your temper?

Gu's mother put on the mask and didn't look up: Oh, it's better for you to like a man than a sheep...

Gu Xi was confused: like men?

Mama Gu: Aren’t there magazines under your bed with many muscular men hugging each other?I was too naive before, but I figured it out later.

Gu Xi said silently: "It's a fitness magazine, introducing wrestling."

Gu's mother sneered: "Okay, don't you just like to watch men fuck men, I understand."

Gu Xi:? ? ?

About Stealing Melons

Gu Xi picked up the fruit knife: Don't you want to try the mango?

Curly shakes his head; I like watermelon.

Gu Xi was curious: Why did you always steal melons from my greenhouse before?

Curly winked: Uh, this, because——

Gu Xi said to himself: Is it because the melons I grow are particularly delicious? I have studied them for a long time, whether it is the ratio of fertilizers or the construction of greenhouses, they must be very careful and precise...

Curly swallowed the phrase "Because you look good" silently.

About pets

One day on the bed, Curly was very energetic and Gu Xi was very tired.

Gu Xi: Curly, do you think I will feel uncomfortable eating mutton?

Curly: No.

Gu Xi patted his chest: Then watch me eat the sheep whip?

Curly glared at him, and stood up: Asi can only eat this one!

Gu Xi was discouraged: I still want to make up for it... The third uncle's family has raised more and more sheep, and they all look delicious.

Curly is a little jealous: Don't always run over to watch the sheep!They'll love you!

Gu Xi: If you like it, bring it back as a pet.

Curly turned over, broke apart Gu Xi's thigh without saying a word and fucked it in: I'm the only sheep in the melon shed!

Gu Xi, who was warmed all over, hugged him: Hmm... You're not a pet...

Curly and hairy: That's not okay, I am Asi's sheep, Asi is mine, and I can't give it to other sheep.

Gu Xi forgot what to say, he ate sheep whip all night, and never dared to mention pets again.

about pampering

In Curly's mind: Axi>Papa Gu>I.Gu's mother doesn't participate in the competition, otherwise she is bullying others.

In Gu Xi's heart: curly hair > Papa Gu > himself.Gu's mother is not in the ranking, she is a higher and more terrifying existence, and the ranking can't show the other party's status at all.

In Gu's mother's heart: curly hair > herself > Gu's father > disobedient melon cub.Who doesn't like an obedient daughter-in-law?

In Papa Gu's heart: wife > sensible daughter-in-law > myself > useless melon cub.He didn't even dare to eat the dishes made by his own father, so what did he say whether he liked it or not!

The above are the results of the popular survey conducted by the Gu family in the WeChat group.

Gu's mother was very happy about this, humming and watching TV; Gu Xi didn't dare to trouble her own mother, and was arguing with Gu's father, asking why Curly was in front of her; Curly was very obediently peeling fruit for Gu's mother , I have long understood that pleasing the empress dowager is the right way.