That little curly hair that always comes to steal melons from my melon shed

09 Two sheep walked beside the ground, one was kicked away

The matter of falling in love is temporarily over.

Afraid that Gu's mother would still destroy his weak heart, Gu Xi made a decisive decision, rolled up the quilt, and ran to live in a small room next to the shed.It was built before, and it was supposed to be a small warehouse, but it turned into Gu Xi's pure land.

Curly also lives in it, Gu Xi sleeps on the bed, and it sleeps beside the bed.Occasionally waking up in the middle of the night, Gu Xi was dazzled by the whiteness on the floor, and it took him a long time to realize that it was curly hair. Under the addition of moonlight, the wool seemed to be floating.

The only fly in the ointment is that curly hair likes to lick him more and more.Although being a sheep, Curly's mouth rarely had any strange smell, and his body was very clean, but every morning when he woke up with his mouth licked, Gu Xi's breath swelled up like a balloon, about to explode.

But Curly knew how to pretend to be pitiful, and immediately took a few steps back, lowered his eyes, and timidly paved the floor with his little hooves.It looked like a balloon had been poked with a needle, and Gu Xi couldn't get angry all of a sudden.He could only rub the sheep's head hard and punished it not to eat melons for a day: "Don't do it next time!"

But next time, Gu Xi wouldn't have the heart to really punish him.

Juan·Scheming·Mao gnawed at the vines, feeling confident.

At the end of autumn, Gu Xi ate the chestnut that Curly brought back for him, it was sweet and soft, full of fragrance.Someone from the village brought back a flock of sheep and said they would try to breed them. Gu Xi fed chestnuts to one of them, and the man said, "Hey, this is a little girl. Do you like your curly hair? Take it home if you like it." .”

Gu Xi was taken aback: "This ewe looks pretty." Compared with curly hair, its fur was a little darker, but it was short and exquisite, and the appearance of rolling chestnuts from his hand with its little tongue was very cute.Gu Xi thought about it, and felt that the curly-haired figure should be an adult, but he didn't know if he had a good relationship in the mountains.

"Try it." Gu Xi smiled.

When Curly ran out of the shed happily to meet him, only to find that there was an extra ewe, his demeanor changed immediately, and he even made a deep warning voice.The ewe was frightened, and hid behind Gu Xi, only caring about the grass on the ground.Gu Xi pushed away the curly hair that insisted on coming over: "I brought it for you, do you like it?"

Curly opened his mouth in shock.

Brought for you.

Give you.

Ok?

Gu Xi thought it was happy, and felt that he was good at playing the role, so he patted Curly on the head and babbled: "Oh, you also need to find a partner. If you don't have one in the mountains, try the one in the city. very beautiful……"

Curly, who finally came to his senses, backed away frantically, then turned around and ran away.

Gu Xi left behind: "???"

Is this shyness or what?

Two days later, Curly came back silently, and found that the ewe was still in the shed, so he walked towards Gu Xi aggrievedly, and put his head on his waist.Gu Xi was ticklish, so he laughed because it made him laugh: "Understood? Now, I'll keep it for you. Go and make out." As he spoke, he untied the rope around the ewe's neck.

Curly ignored the ewe approaching it, just staring at Gu Xi.

Gu Xi was confused: "What's wrong?"

Immediately afterwards, Curly made an unexpected move——

One kick sent the ewe flying.

The ewe was stunned.

Gu Xi was also shocked.

"It's not kicked..." He ran over to check the ewe's butt, and found that it was okay, probably because the curly hair had restrained its strength, so it only left a black hoof mark. "Scared me to death." Gu Xi breathed a sigh of relief, regardless of whether Curly could understand or not, he grabbed its ear and shouted, "This is someone else's sheep! They want money!"

Curly shook his ears, and soon, tears welled up in those big eyes.

Gu Xi felt as if he had been scalded by something, so he let go of his hand abruptly, but he couldn't tell any strange feeling in his heart.At that moment just now, he thought that the person in front of him was a person, and he almost reached out to push him: "You, if you don't like it, I'll send it back..."

Only then did he calm down, Curly lowered his head and licked the back of his hand with his tongue.

10. After the founding of the country, you can't become a master

After the ewe turmoil, Curly's mood returned to normal, and he still followed Gu Xi every day, gnawing a melon occasionally, and looking at him with those ignorant eyes.

Gu Xi was taken aback, the curly hair that day made him feel a little helpless, it was obviously a sheep, but the gaze he cast was like a living person.But Curly was eating grass leaves beside him, still so obedient, Gu Xi fell into a trance for a moment: "Am I too tired?"

Turning on the phone, there were still all kinds of sheep and sheep expression packs in the customer group. Gu Xi was upset after seeing it, so he picked a website to read the article.As a result, he accidentally clicked on a female serial novel, and the bright red headline lifted his spirits: "Monster Husband, please let me go?" While muttering, Gu Xi looked down as if possessed by a demon, I found out that it was a very common romance novel, the main character was a woman in the mountains, who happened to meet a monster who could transform into shape, and then started a shocking obsession with monsters.

Gu Xi had never liked this kind of novel, but he would continue to read it silently until some more extreme descriptions appeared, then he blushed and turned off the page.As soon as he turned his head, he was startled by Curly's expressionless sheep face: "Damn!"

Curly stuck out her tongue and licked him.

After reacting, Gu Xi hurriedly avoided, thinking that he was really crazy, thinking about strange things in a mess.

That night, Curly didn't eat the watermelon and kicked the door angrily.But Gu Xi curled up under the quilt, covered his ears with the quilt, feeling his cheeks were terribly hot: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

……

The next morning, before dawn, Gu Xi felt that something had licked his face, it was warm and sticky, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand and pushed it away: "Don't..." Probably because he was woken up too many times by curly hair, he It's no surprise.

However, this time was different, the other party backed away for a moment, then leaned over and kissed his lips carefully.

Gu Xi was disturbed so much that he opened his eyes helplessly, but what he saw was not curly hair, but a man with slightly curly hair and big eyes.Although his appearance was rather cute, the man was tall and tall, and he could see that coveted posture even when he was kneeling by the bed.Since the opponent's whole body was naked, Gu Xi, who got up in a panic, easily noticed the man's beautifully shaped muscles. It was like facing a humanoid machine that emitted strong hormones all the time.

Ignoring the embarrassment of being curled up on the bed, Gu Xi asked him tremblingly, "Who are you?"

The man showed him a natural and lovely smile: "I have curly hair!"

Gu Xi was stunned: "Curly, curly?"

Thinking that he wouldn't believe it, the man leaned over and asked him to touch his hair: "Curly!"

Obviously feeling the softness of the hair under his palm, Gu Xi blinked, and for a moment, the world view created by years of science education collapsed.He foolishly stroked the man's hair, and was licked on the neck and the corners of his mouth, but he didn't react.It wasn't until the man's whole body was almost pressed down that Gu Xi cried out in horror——

"After the founding of the country, you can't become a master!"

11 It turns out that there really are monsters in the world

"Yang Guang, male, lives in Dingyu Mountain..." Gu Xi squeezed the thin card in his hand, the more he read it, the more surprised he became.

If the curly hair suddenly turned into a man a few days ago made him doubt his life, then this seemingly convincing ID card made Gu Xi doubt the world.

Curly sat in front of him and looked over obediently.

Gu Xi couldn't stand this look the most, moved his body, and focused on other things in the envelope.In addition to the ID card, there is also a household registration book, which is also stamped with the official seal.

At the bottom is a folded letter, Gu Xi spread it out:

"Dear Mr. Yang Guang:

Hello!

Congratulations that you have met the conditions for becoming a species of Homo primate. Here we update your identity information and issue identity certification materials.

Please cherish the opportunity to change form, abide by the laws and regulations, and become a monster that contributes to the country and society.

Dingyu Mountain Monster Office

November 2018, 7"

"Monster Office?" Gu Xi shook the letter paper and glanced suspiciously at the man in front of him.

Curly replied with a smile: "Yes, I met an old tree spirit when I went back to the mountains, and he told me how to apply for household registration." As he spoke, he held Gu Xi's hand and squeezed him more Succulent palms.

Gu Xi felt his palms itch and wanted to pull back, but his ears turned red again: "Why...you write the address as my home..."

Hearing his words, Curly was very puzzled: "I'm Axi's little Curly!" So of course I wrote the address here!

Gu Xi just felt something hit the bottom of his heart. It was sweet and soft, and somehow he became a little more annoyed: "You obviously came out of the mountains!"

Curly curled her lips aggrievedly: "But, but, I have been living in Asi's melon shed since then..."

"..." Gu Xi didn't know how to refute, because Curly's words imply that only this is his home.Even though the curly hair was first discovered in the mountains, it did stay with Gu Xi later. For so long, Gu Xi has regarded it as a special family member.

Who would have thought that a sheep could turn into a human!

Gu Xi rubbed his forehead, very troubled.Then, the fingers were kissed by the curly hair that was close to his face, followed by his forehead: "Does Assi want me?"

"It's not that I don't want you—" Gu Xi pursed his lips, only to realize that they were so close that their breaths almost blended together.Curly's big bright eyes stared at him as if treating an extremely precious treasure: "I like Asi so much." The emotion in those words was so sincere that Gu Xi was taken aback and couldn't react at all.Immediately, he felt that his lips were covered by the same warm thing, and the strong and unignorable breath of a man was overwhelmingly suppressed...

Dead!

Are monsters so flirtatious these days!

Now it's really time to get started!

12 The little curly who came to steal the big watermelon

Gu Xi understood what it meant to refuse and welcome.

That's what he is now.

Curly is obviously a big man, but he is very good at acting like a baby, and likes to stick by Gu Xi's side.Gu Xi originally planned to ask him to let go with a cold face, but he was soon defeated, and was pressed and kissed.I don't know where the curly hair got the messy knowledge, or the talent, while kissing him, he secretly reached out and rubbed his waist from the hem of his clothes.

Gu Xi's body softened.

Gu Xi hardened again.

"Good boy." After being forced to vent once, Gu Xi leaned against the head of the bed with his clothes on, and beside him was a curly hair with bright eyes curled up under the quilt. He felt that he needed a cigarette very much.

And a powerful adhesive for repairing the three views.

The elders of the Gu family didn't know that their son was about to be snatched away by monsters. When they came to the shed occasionally, they saw Gu Xi holding a sheep in his arms and looking at the melon fields.Gu's mother was even more worried: "Ergou, did you say that you scolded me so hard last time that the melon cubs were so frightened?" Who would hold a sheep all day without letting go, and even carry vegetables from home, take the sheep When people come to feed.

Gu's father was giving his wife a massage, and he didn't pay attention at all: "Ah, oh, really."

"You said, if Gua Zai brings a man back, I won't be angry." During this period of time, she explained herself, and Mama Gu thought she was very enlightened, "What's the matter with bringing a sheep?"

"He just thinks the sheep are cute, let's keep them for fun." Father Gu didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

Gu's mother felt pain in her temples. Her son lived with sheep, and her husband had a husky brain. As the only rational and sober person in the family, she was very helpless.

So, when Gu Xi came home suddenly and said that he was going to bring someone back on the weekend, Gu's mother almost didn't come up: "Cub! You can't go astray!" There is no happy ending for people and sheep!

Gu Xi thought she was warning him not to be gay, and felt even more guilty: "I, I... You will know when you see it." After finishing speaking, he left in a hurry.

Gu's mother leaned against the door and wept: "Ergou—you said we melon cubs, do you really want to bring a sheep as our daughter-in-law?"

Swallowing silently, Papa Gu comforted her and said, "No way, Gua Zai said to bring a 'person' back, you should take a look first."

On weekends, Mother Gu sat on the sofa with a straight face, bursting with aura, ready to cry immediately when she saw her son bring sheep in, and loudly preached the benefits of stewed mutton.Papa Gu didn't dare to approach, pretended to make tea, and hid in the kitchen.

Before entering the door, Gu Xi didn't know the atmosphere inside. He was taken aback and immediately knelt down: "Mom—"

Gu's mother was shocked: "My melon cub—"

The curly hair on the back looked confused, and followed Gu Xi to kneel down.

Only then did she notice the man behind her son, Gu's mother didn't realize it for a while, and looked at Gu Xi: "Who is this?"

"You, your daughter-in-law..." Gu Xi replied coyly.

Mama Gu, who felt as if she had made a mistake, moved extremely quickly, and returned to the sofa in a flash, putting on a high-ranking look: "This is the person you want to bring back?" Her tone was perfect, still impeccable.

Gu Xi was obedient: "Yes." And handed Curly's ID card, household registration book, etc.Also, the job certificate that the other party has been looking for during this period is a veterinarian, produced by the Monster Office, and it is absolutely true.

"..." Mother Gu didn't know where to start with her words.

"..." Curly raised his eyes timidly.

"..." Gu Xi secretly took the hand of the man beside him.

Papa Gu, who came out to save the scene in time, felt very happy: "Honey, let the children get up, kneeling is too ugly."

Thus, in the atmosphere of gradual relaxation, the misunderstanding was resolved.The more Gu's mother looked at the curly hair, the happier she became. Anyway, she doesn't need to accept a sheep as a wife. A man is much better than a sheep!Gu Xi was very guilty, and unknowingly said a lot of sweet words to make the empress dowager happy.As for the forgotten Curly and Papa Gu, they looked at each other in silence, seeing their wives/owners completely ignoring them, they began to exchange breeding experience.After all, Gu's father was also a rural child before, and he still has deep feelings for raising cattle and sheep.

Curly: This is the so-called match what you like!

That night, Curly successfully stayed in Gu Xi's room, and was very interested in various items in the room, such as photo albums, and Gu Xi's childhood certificates.Gu Xi was deeply ashamed, dragged him to the bed, and said aggressively, "Don't watch it! Go to sleep!"

Licked by Bidong's curly hair: "Yes, but I still want to eat a watermelon..."

Gu Xi let go: "Watermelon? What watermelon? Can I pick it for you tomorrow?"

Curly showed a fleeting smile, quickly wrapped his arms around his waist, and held him in his arms: "I want to eat this big watermelon!"

"Hey, hey!" Gu Xi panicked when he kissed his earlobe, "Let go!"

The curly who had already started to pick at the other party's clothes was particularly firm: "I don't! Am I not your favorite little curly!"

Gu Xi was dizzy with anger: "You are a stupid sheep who always comes to my melon shed to steal melons!"

Why is this guy so strong!

Curly ignored his struggle, and had already checked the information secretly, pushed down, stripped, and lubricated in one go, and even sighed when he had time: "Axi is so warm inside!"

The skin of the melon was peeled off, revealing the soft meat inside, and the big watermelon whimpered and scolded him while the curly sheep gnawed: "Let go! Umm...don't do it there..."

Curly, who had successfully stolen the melon, was extremely proud. While kissing his big watermelon, he stabbed at the juicy flesh: "Axi's taste is sweet, I like it very much."

Gu Xi was pushed so hard that he swayed and grabbed the other person's shoulder: "Stinking idiot!"

"I'm obviously a little curly."

"Tomorrow I will eat stewed lamb penis!"

"Isn't Asi eating now? Want more? Is this place okay?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

The author has something to say: It is a matter of course for sheep to eat watermelon!