【Lotus Cake】Brother, please respect yourself

Bending and kicking in the water, Ao Bing passed Nezha's side like a fish, and then emerged from the other side of the bath.

Pinching the wet nose and chin with his fingers, Ao Bing found that the number of times he was angry in the past half month had exceeded the sum of the past 29 years.

"Pooh."

Nezha, who kissed the water, wiped his face and stood up. He found that his brother is really a decathlon, and he can learn to swim while eating vegetarian on Tiantianwo Mountain? !

"Is the bath water good?"

"That's broth with salt."

"Then you drink up this and come up again."

Pulling the long scarf over his body, Ao Bing stepped on the steps and got out, ignoring the sight of the roasted person behind him. With Nezha's current personality, he was already extra merciful by not putting him in the ice cellar for brainwashing.

Watching Ao Bing leave angrily, Nezha washed his neck with some water, and then found a table to sit down and take a bath.

Nezha has made some achievements in the matter of targeting the bottom line of the senior brother. After all, other juniors and sisters will not be beaten until they are ten years old. The reason for being beaten is basically playfulness or too little progress in martial arts.

But Nezha was different. The first time he was beaten was because he broke into the Patriarch's library without permission and brought a mouse into it.

According to Nezha, whose butt was swollen from the beating, when he was crossing the suspension bridge between the two peaks, he saw the little mouse stuck in the crack of the plank, so he crossed the bridge with the little mouse in his mouth. Unexpectedly, when he entered the Library Pavilion, the little mouse jumped out by itself, and stepped on Ao Bing's shoes without fear of people.

"Do you know how many unique skills and orphans there are?! What if you are bitten by a mouse!"

Usually, the windows and doors of Zangshuge would be sprayed with medicine, and snakes, insects, rats and ants would not dare to approach, but when encountering Nezha, any protection would be useless.

He whipped Nezha three times with a willow stick, and the little fat man ran around the yard covering his buttocks. While running, he didn't forget to threaten Ao Bing, and said that my parents wouldn't beat me, so why are you a child? !

"It's up to you to call me senior brother."

If this was said by a Pianpian young man of weak crown age, Nezha probably wouldn't react too much, but he always felt that Ao Bing was only slightly older than him, even if he was good at martial arts and good-looking, that wouldn't work No matter what, he must be as tall as his father to discipline him.

"You are not my elder brother!"

"When you enter the sect of Elder Taiyi, you are an inner sect disciple. I was the first to enter the sect, and I am your elder brother."

"No no no no!"

The shoes ran away but failed to avoid Ao Bing's willow sticks. Nezha sat down on the ground angrily, covering his buttocks with his hands behind his back, staring at Ao Bing and refusing to make another move.

"It's been a while since you got started, hasn't Elder Taiyi taught you the rules in Kunshan?"

"That fat Taoist..."

"Huh?" With a shake of the wicker in his hand, little Nezha immediately changed his words with his head in his arms.

"That, that master doesn't have time to take care of me."

"What have you learned in the mind method, and where have you practiced the basic skills?"

"Learn the second level of the mental method, basic skills, basic skills..."

His eyes gradually faded away with the birds in the sky, Nezha recited the basic skills for a long time, and finally Ao Bing picked him up with one hand.

Li Routuan was surprised that the front was stuck to his neck, and while trembling, Ao Bing arrested him and took him to practice basic skills.

As a younger brother who was highly praised by the patriarch, Nezha's bones are excellent. As long as he works hard, he can improve so fast that his master Taiyi, the elder, is amazed. Among them, lightness kung fu is the most prosperous.

In the Kunshan Mountains, there are continuous mountains and countless steep cliffs. Standing on the mountains has a sense of arrogance to see the mountains and rivers at a glance. Therefore, the light kung fu of the Kunshan School is also called climbing the clouds.

At Nezha's age, he is one of the best youngsters in the inner sect of the Kunshan School.So facing a group of honest and sensible seniors and a junior who makes trouble all day long, Ao Bing's attention will naturally shift to the latter. , the buttocks will hurt subconsciously, and the lightness skill of dodging has also been practiced to perfection.

After the age of 14, as the number one disciple under the Taiyi seat, Nezha's kung fu was successfully ranked among the top five among Kunshan school disciples. The senior brother who always liked to spank his ass saw that the wicker threat was not enough, so he changed it to not talking. hands on.

In order to give full play to his talents when he was studying, Ao Bing almost used a funnel to teach Nezha's ears, so when he was 14 years old, the person Nezha hated the most in the world was Ao Bing.

pity.

Soaked in the water until his skin wrinkled, Nezha stood up and twisted his hair, then sighed towards the open window.

It's a pity that I hate it at the age of 14, but I like it at the age of 16. He thought that after he got the evil king's mirror, he would be able to go back to the mountain and confess to his senior brother, but that journey to find the evil king's mirror made their relationship fall into the clouds. .

Demon Sect Su Youlu, Turkic Ashina Juedu, and Evil King You Xinhong were all the top masters in the Jianghu during the period of the Five Chaos China before Yuanshi Tianzun, and those who practiced martial arts had a long life span. During the chaotic period of nearly 300 years, These three people are all well-deserved number one in the world, but after the troubled times gradually stabilized, Su Youlu became obsessed because he was eager to break through and want to beat Ashina Juedu, and finally went to the Central Plains to slaughter and was killed by the founder of Kunlun. palm.

As a Turkic aristocrat, Ashina was reused by Khan, and finally died as a Turkic national teacher.

Among these three people, only You Xinhong, who is both good and evil, suddenly rose to fame, and then disappeared suddenly amidst the cholera. No one knew where he went. Known.

One is You Xinhong's long knife. It is said that this knife is made by the same craftsman as Guan Erye's Qinglong Yanyue knife. The first person killed by the sword was Ashina Juedu's younger brother, and he chopped off the other party's head and returned it to Ashina Juedu.

The second is also the evil king's mirror that Nezha was ordered to go down the mountain to look for. This thing was originally a carrying object that recorded You Xinhong's strange martial arts.

You Xinhong appeared out of thin air, with outstanding martial arts, and he dared to run into Shaolin alone with a knife.An enemy followed behind him, trying to find out where Xin Hong lived, but in the end he was led by the enemy into the deep mountains and lost his way, and then he was trapped to death in it.

As for the location of the mountain forest, it has been rumored to be a mess with the change of dynasties and countries. However, from the mouths of Bai Xiaosheng in Jianghu back then, it can be known that You Xinhong has a mirror on his body, and that mirror has interlayers. At the gate of You Xinhong's hometown, a mirror is used to face the moonlight, and the light passing through the mirror can reflect the correct route into the forest.

You Xinhong's life was full of twists and turns. First, he killed Turkic masters and became famous all over the world. Then, for a demon girl, he went on a killing spree on Jishi Mountain. He killed one person for three days and three nights with one knife, and almost killed all the martial arts masters who participated that day. As the evil king, he is also known as the second demon with the demon sect Su Youlu.

Although Yuanshi Tianzun has never fought against You Xinhong, he has seen Su Youlu. If such a master is placed in today's martial arts, it is no longer the ability to establish a sect, and he can even enter the palace and change the dynasty. Strong, the wind will urge it.

When the Xie Wang Jing was born, Sui Emperor Yang Jian sent someone to pass the news to Yuanshi Tianzun, probably hoping that this thing would not fall into the hands of others. After all, those martial arts were able to practice a Buddha to block and kill Buddha. After that, it is not certain whether there will be a second one.

For Daozong, there is a balance between being independent from the world and getting involved in world affairs. Yuanshi Tianzun chose Nezha to do this because of the background of the Li family. Giving face to Emperor Sui, the Li family will also get this kind of favor.

At that time, Nezha, who had already passed the crowning ceremony, was excited like a little tiger occupying the mountain as king, chatting endlessly around Ao Bing, saying that he would bring the best Jiangnan lychees to his senior, and Spinning the spear again, drinking and dancing loudly, the blowing wind of the gun finally hit Ao Bing's pair of emerald glazed cups, causing the senior brother to raise the hammer and educate Nezha before going down the mountain.

Early the next morning, before dawn, Nezha, carrying a package and a spear, bid farewell in front of the mountain gate. When he rushed down the long steps with his long legs, he did not forget to turn his head and bow to Ao Bing again, waiting for the other party to really say goodbye. After jumping down the steps, Ao Bing stood at the gate of the mountain for a long time, until the first sun fell on the surface, the sky was clear and the mountains and rivers were shining brightly, but he accidentally turned into a forever farewell.

During the retreat period, Nezha’s food and news were sent by Fu Que from a trail. After being angry for a day, Ao Bing finally didn’t have trouble with his stomach. After being dragged by Nezha to eat a meal, Ao Bing He read the message sent by Fu Que to the other party.

"There is a change in the Turkic side."

"Their Khan can't sit still for a long time. Now, after many years, the five major factions have provoked a dispute between good and evil. For Turkic, it is also a good opportunity to take advantage of it."

"By the way, why do you believe so much that Fu Que won't lie to you?"

"Because she can be free only if I become the sect leader." Turning over the cups on the table and setting them up one by one, Nezha began to explain to Ao Bing the internal relationship of the Demon Sect.

"The Demon Sect now has seven elders, the young Tongran, Xu Changdi, and Bai Lehang who are in their prime, Yao Jiangtu, Zuoqiu Gongyang, and the two female elders, Feng Huixin and Yan, who are old but have a solid foundation. Ru Ye, none of these seven people are convinced by anyone, and their martial arts are similar, which makes me a Demon Lord, and no one will challenge me for the time being, after all, if you want to kill me, you must seriously injure yourself to leave others a chance."

"The existence of Fu Que is useless to the two female elders, so she doesn't want them to be here." She reached out and moved the two cups in front of Nezha, and after receiving the other party's approval, Ao Bing moved them away again Take away the cups representing the three people of Yan Tongran.

"For these three people, Fu Que is a cauldron that can help them flourish in martial arts, but if anyone of them knows what Jiang Tao did back then, it will definitely not make Fu Que feel better."

"Only the heavens and the earth know about the poisoning of Jiangtao."

"Fu Que doesn't know either?"

"I don't know." Nezha raised his hand and shook his head.

"But the holy girl is just a tool for them to play with. Fuqu lost her sister in exchange for her current life. Naturally, she would not want the three of them to be the leader. Although Feng Huixin and Yan Ruye can't double cultivation, they can If Fu Que is not allowed to leave, the most likely thing is to kill her to preserve the secret of the Dragon and Phoenix Book."

"What about the last two?" Tapping the remaining two cups with his fingers, Ao Bing felt that people should not be able to act rashly when they are old, otherwise the condensed Yuanyang would be scattered. Yao Jiangtu and Zuoqiu Gongyang should ...

"If the two of them become Demon Lords, I'm afraid Fu Que would be the last thing to see."

Wringing his eyes to leave a little doubt, Ao Bing patted the table and found that Nezha's bad habit had come again. Sure enough, he hadn't hit Fang Jiewa for three days, and he hadn't hit him for a day, and his face thickened instantly.

"Senior brother, haven't you heard of the magic art of absorbing energy?"

"Isn't that thing already lost?"

"That's right, but these two people have lived for too long. Although they can't directly take their internal energy when they fight, they can make a living person into a medicine man, and then drink the other party's blood to nourish their skills."

The beautiful eyes were wide open, and Ao Bing covered his mouth, feeling a little nauseous, but when he vomited, he thought of Nezha biting himself when he went crazy that day.

"You don't know how to learn too!" Stretching out his hand to pull Lord Mozun's forearm, Ao Bing became anxious, and his voice rose immediately. The blush stained on the nose and cheeks made Nezha feel refreshed, but he I dare not be too complacent, after all, with this distance, Ao Bing can slap him ten times in time.

"No."

"Then you bite me?"

"I have been in love with you for a long time, senior brother, but you have not moved at all, so I can only find another way, trying to change the relationship between you and me with the 'long time' love."

The content of this remark was fine at first glance, but Nezha still blocked his face with foresight, but he lowered his head and waited for a long time, and Ao Bing's slap did not fall. He squinted and peeked over, only to see that the other party had already sat back. Drinking tea in my own place, I didn't overreact to what I said just now.

"Brother's face has also become thicker... eh."

Kicking Nezha's calf bone under the table, Ao Bing looked at the other person's current appearance but felt impatient. Let Nezha, who has the same demonic heart, Taoism, and heart, die violently, but having two hearts would hurt the root bones, and Nezha has deep inner strength now, and when he seeks revenge from those people, he frequently uses kung fu. When he becomes obsessed with madness, he will lose his mind, I'm afraid it's the same situation as Su Youlu back then.

Su Youlu also wanted to integrate the two schools of martial arts in the past, but the last generation of masters ended up like that.

If you want to save Nezha, the best way at present is to take him to find a place where no one is around for retreat, abolish half of his martial arts, and then slowly raise him up to practice again. With Nezha's intelligence, he can squeeze in again within ten years. Top ten in Jianghu.

It's just that there are wolves before and tigers behind, Turkic changes, Wulin Zhengzheng and the Demon Sect are about to go to war, and there are also many obstacles within the Demon Cult. Before, there were seven elders who wanted to usurp the throne, and later, unknown Turkic spies secretly manipulated it.

Nezha is in the middle of the game and it's hard to get away. It won't be long before he completely loses his mind and becomes a lunatic like Su Youlu back then.

"What are you thinking, brother?"

Seeing that the other party put the cup under his lips but did not lift it up, Nezha asked aloud to interrupt Ao Bing's distraction. The drooping eyelashes covered the quivering pupils. Ao Bing pursed his lips, thinking of The purpose of my trip.

"I wonder when you can dispel those thoughts."

"When I die."

"Nonsense!" He stomped down the cup and his expression turned cold, seeing that Ao Bing was about to get angry, but the corners of his eyes were red and his lower lip was stained with blood, which was different from his usual anger.

"You won't die." Ao Bing turned his face away and said softly while holding the cup to suppress the cramping pain in his heart.

He had already experienced loss once.

So there will be no second time.

"Senior brother, have you never heard of it, is it romantic to die under a peony flower and be a ghost?"

"When did you detoxify?"

"When you marry me."

"No."

"Then I'll be a bad guy once and keep my brother here forever."

"it is good."

"So you...huh?"

"I said yes."

The staring Nezha jumped up like a ghost, and rubbed his cheeks until it was hot, only to realize that this was no different from locking the other party up.

"Brother, you have become bad."

Watching Ao Bing sigh, Nezha squeezed his swollen forehead and forced a smile with his pale lips.

——To be continued——