【Lotus Cake】Brother, please respect yourself

Speaking of the Li family of Guanlong nobles, the first thing that comes to mind should be Empress Dugu's nephew, Li Yuan, the current Duke of Tang.In the early years of Emperor Kaihuang, Li Yuan was favored by Emperor Yang Jian of the Sui Dynasty, and he was granted the title of Qianniu Beishen, and he was placed under the command of the crown prince. In the following years, Li Yuan's official career was not smooth.

The Li family where Li Nezha lived was of the same clan as Tang Guogong, and the closest generation was Li Yuan's grandfather Li Hu. At that time, the two families not only had brother blood but also relatives by marriage.There are countless marriages and marriages in the big family, and the relationship is scattered. Nezha has ignored it since he went to Kunshan at the age of five. If he hadn’t received a secret letter from Queen Dugu later, he probably wouldn’t have known that he and the other party were actually aunts and nephews. relation.

The young boy was five years old, and his martial arts were enlightened. The ancestors of the Li family followed Yu Wentai, quelled the chaos in the Eastern Wei Dynasty, and protected the country in the Western Wei Dynasty for many years. They were known as one of the Eight Pillar Kingdoms in the Western Wei Dynasty. and famous.

Born in such a family, at the age of age, the son learns martial arts and the daughter learns scriptures, but he can't be left behind at all.

Before Nezha was born, there were two older brothers on his head, but he was seven or eight years older than the two. After he became sensible, he seldom saw him. When Nezha was five years old, after discussing with Mrs. Yin, Li Jing and Mrs. Yin decided to Send their son to Kunshan to try their luck. If the youngest son is also favored by the Kunshan Jinxian and accepted into the inner sect, they will keep him on the mountain. If not, they will take him home to be raised.

At that time, Nezha was still a fast-running and falling meatball, who was half-carried by his two older brothers and walked up the thousand-level heavenly steps. The first person he saw was not the patriarch of the sect.

"Big Brother."

"Big Brother."

Jin Zha and Mu Zha put down the small balls they were looking around, turned around and bowed to Ao Bing, who was younger than them. detached status.

After the two greeted each other, they grabbed Nezha, who was running away, and pushed him in front of Ao Bing to let the little elder brother take a look first.

"This is my younger brother, named Nezha. My father wants to send him up to the mountains to learn art, so I want to take him there to show the patriarch first."

Many of the twelve elders of the Kunshan School have not accepted disciples, and some people send their children up the mountain every year, in the name of forming a bond, but in fact, it is not a pretense that they can worship under the elders, so that they can learn martial arts.After all, today's martial arts can be called the number one in the world with the ancestor Yuanshi Tianzun, and there are only two of them.

"Nezha, say hello to senior brother."

He patted his younger brother's back with his palm, and turned back the head that was twisted to the sky. Unexpectedly, when Nezha saw this serious elder brother in Taoist uniform in front of him, the first pronunciation was hum.

"Hmph, pretending."

"You kid?!"

As soon as these words came out, the hairs on the backs of the two brothers stood up, and they stretched out their hands to grab Nezha, but the little thing slithered away.

Due to his small size and soft body, Nezha ran around Jinzha and Muzha twice but was not caught. When he stuck out his tongue and made a funny face and was proud, the two grips on his head suddenly moved. Ao Bing, who walked around in front of him from time to time, was bending down to look at Nezha amusedly. Two small white hands were pinching the balls on Nezha's head. Frustrated, he slapped himself on the forehead while pulling back.

"The little brother of the Li family is really interesting, why don't you follow me to see the patriarch now."

Putting down his pinched hands, Ao Bing coughed, interrupting Jin Zha and Mu Zha, who were lying on the ground laughing. He twisted his fingers in his sleeves, but recalled the softness of Nezha's two bags.

"You are better than my brother!"

Pointing with a chubby finger impolitely, Ao Bing looked at Nezha's blushing face, not only didn't get angry, but also handed his palm to Nezha.

"Yes, I am stronger than your brother, and the Patriarch is ten thousand times stronger than your brother, so do you want to go to see the Patriarch with me now?"

"want."

Putting aside his hatred simply and neatly, Nezha slapped Ao Bing's palm, and then he was abducted by this elder brother who was annoying one second, and then was amiable the next second.

Seeing this situation, Jin Zha and Mu Zha couldn't help shaking his head. Sure enough, to deal with the little tiger, he had to squeeze his hair hard once.

The fact that the third son of the Li family worshiped under the sect of Daoist Master Taiyi of the Kunshan School had been rumored for a period of time, but Yang Jian had not succeeded to the throne at that time, and the influence of the Daoist sect on the court was still low. The reason for Le Dao is to laugh at Li Jing for being useless, and actually sent all three sons to become Taoist priests. I am afraid that it will be difficult to have heirs in the future.

After many years of dreaming, when Fu woke up again, Nezha found that he could not move. Judging from the clothes covering his neck, it should be his own coat, but what happened to the pull on the wrists and ankles?

"Wake up."

He lifted up the curtain and entered slowly. Ao Bing was still wearing the same clothes as when he entered the bronze gate. During the period when Nezha was vomiting blood and fell into a coma, he had to remove the restraints on his body and move Nezha to the door. On the bed in the inner room, and then take off her obscene pants and wash them.

"Brother, why are you tying me up?" After waking up, the memory came back, Nezha tilted his head to pretend to be pitifully wronged, but unfortunately Ao Bing didn't like him.

"To prevent you from going crazy and doing bad things, if you accidentally tear off that descendant root, you will be in big trouble."

The expression on his face was flat, but the words that came out of his mouth made Nezha dripping with sweat. In fact, he also knew that Ao Bing would get angry later, but the senior brother has always been tolerant to him-as long as he vomits blood quickly, the senior brother will not be able to catch up he.

"Brother, you also know that it was done by crazy people, and it's none of my business."

"Oh? Who is the name of that crazy man?"

"My surname is Zha, and my name is Mowan. He is a bad guy. Senior brother, you can untie him and I will beat him for you."

"Hmph, you think so beautifully."

It is said that a beautiful woman can captivate a country with a smile, whether it is a smile, a big laugh, or a sneer, they all have a different style, but it is a pity that Nezha has no time to appreciate it.

"Who did it?"

"The magic pill did it."

"Who is the magic pill?"

"Magic Maru is an obsessed villain."

"Then can I beat him?"

"Brother's hands are so pretty, it's better to stay here to make tea and play the piano. The rough work of beating people should be left to me."

"Actually, you are already retreating now. If I tie you up for ten days and half a month, no one will disturb you."

Lifting up his hem, Shi Shiran sat down on the edge of the bed. As long as Ao Bing thought of his shame and indignation when washing his pants, he would want to open his mouth and bite off a piece of Nezha's flesh.

"Brother, do you want me to eat and drink on this bed?"

"Master Mozun dislikes it?"

"Ah." Opening his mouth and sighing, Nezha turned his face away, his ears were burning red strangely, and Ao Bing, who was always vigilant, just wanted to say you don't play tricks, but Nezha almost vomited blood in the next second.

"Brother's butt is really white."

"Slap." He raised his hand and gave Nezha a slap without even thinking about it. Ao Bing felt his ears ringing and rubbed his forehead in pain, while Nezha, who was lying on the bed, licked the broken part of his mouth. I laughed happily.

"Senior brother, if you feel uncomfortable, you can hit me a few more times. I can still bear this level."

Putting down the finger pressing the Qingming acupoint, Ao Bing's face turned cold, and he frowned as if he was suffering some kind of pain. Nezha didn't see it when he turned his face away, but he was lying so upright, his back was still a little tight. painful.

"If I don't leave, can you cure the poison?"

Three days since he came here, Nezha has been pouring medicine into his meals. Now Ao Bing’s dantian is full but it’s hard to gather energy. He didn't know where to throw his weapon after catching it.

"Brother, are you planning to marry me?"

"No."

"Then I don't."

"Getting married is a matter between men and women, why do you have to be so persistent?!"

"When you get married, you can have a bridal chamber. There are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. The spring night is short. When I wanted to be a good person, someone stopped me and hurt me. Now I want to be a bad person, but you stop me, brother. Do I just want to do what I want?" Disaster?"

Although he knew that what Nezha said was unreasonable, Ao Bing didn't know how to refute the other party for a while. The two of them lay down and sat down, and they were deadlocked for a long time. In the end, Ao Bing gave in first, and then asked helplessly.

"There are two strands of zhenqi in your body, one is extremely yang and strong, but it goes wrong and hurts your tendons, and the other is extremely yin and cold, but it protects the foundation of your heart, that internal force..."

The water-shearing eyes focused on Nezha's face. Ao Bing watched the other party frown and grit his teeth. His teeth were tense and he suppressed the fire in his heart. There must be two things that can make Nezha so angry: He is powerless, and he can't help himself.

"I have read a lot of books in the past few days, and I have probably understood some of the rules of your Demon Sect. Fuqu said that her sister is a saint, and the saint of the Demon Sect is also called the Bride of Honor. Although martial arts should be played steadily, but 300 A few years ago, there was a strange person who wrote a book called The Passage of Sun, Moon, Yin and Yang. This book is now in the Demon Sect, but it has become the Dragon and Phoenix Book, and it is divided into male volume and female volume..."

"Jiang Tao made a promise with me not only to save her sister, but also to help me keep the devil's heart."

Nezha went mad because his demonic heart was unstable, but after Jiangtao helped him keep his demonic heart, Nezha encountered a new problem—should he abolish his original martial arts and leave only Demon heart, practice again.

"So she gave you all her internal strength."

"You know, if a woman becomes ruthless, she is like a she-wolf protecting her cubs. She is ruthless to the enemy and even more ruthless to herself."

It is not easy to bring down the former Demon Lord, not to mention that Nezha will be seriously injured and go mad. It is naturally impossible to stabilize the overall situation within half a year, but in the end they did it.

"You feel ashamed of her."

"She put a voodoo on herself. The Dragon and Phoenix Book needs to have sex to practice. Shi Wuji probably didn't expect that every time he caroused on Jiang Tao, he drank a glass of poisoned wine."

In the end, the poison entered the body, and Shi Wuji was beaten to death by Nezha under the madness. Jiang Tao was too poisoned but was unable to recover.

Ao Bing felt chills down his back just thinking about such a scene, let alone what kind of blow it was to Nezha's self-esteem.

"According to the rules of your Demon Sect, the only one who is still practicing the Dragon and Phoenix Book is Fuqu..."

"But I don't want to marry her."

If Nezha had married Fuqu after Jiangtao's death, he should have calmed down the disagreement of the elders by now, but things happened once, twice, or three times involuntarily, but it doesn't mean that Nezha will continue to endure go down.

"I just want to marry senior brother, and then hold hands with you forever."

Knocking on the bed with frowning eyebrows, Ao Bing has always had no desires, even if he has no father, no mother, no relatives, no friends, he can still live according to his heart, but to Nezha, these innocence have turned into avoidance. and timid.

"I said, no."

"Brother is in my hands now, whether it's okay or not is up to me... Oops."

The end of not talking cowardly was to be slapped again by Ao Bing, with his hot cheeks on his face. Seeing the pretty brother stand up and go out without looking back, Nezha licked the corner of his mouth and showed a mocking smile that was not a smile.

If it is said that Ao Bing has no thoughts for him, he will not believe it, but after living together for nearly 20 years, he is basically brought up by Ao Bing, and the complex feelings of each school cannot be explained in one sentence.In addition, the senior brother has an unknown purpose for this trip. Before this purpose is completed, Ao Bing should not be able to promise himself anything.

Nezha clenched his fists and tugged at the hands tied to the bedposts. Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, but the abdominal cramps slowly faded away. Although this position is really not very comfortable, it is not impossible to use it for practicing.

He closed his eyes and fell asleep. When Nezha woke up again, the burning breath in his body had stabilized. He tore off the shackles on his hands, sat up and exhaled. The person he had been thinking about for many years, he couldn't eat in one breath yesterday. Belly, the final result will naturally be fed back to yourself.

He tossed and turned and had a dream all night, and when he woke up, his pants, mattress and coat were all wet.

No matter how thick-skinned Lord Mozun is, he is still a little flustered at this moment.

Jumping out of bed, he found a set of clean middle clothes. The place where Nezha was staying at this time was actually a small courtyard, but the direction of the courtyard was complicated. Except for the copper gate that Fuqu let Ao Bing in, there was an entrance in the southeast, northwest, and The corridors around the courtyard are in the form of water ripples, and the more you walk, the more you will find something strange.

Nezha went from the inner room to the ear room, and then walked in, there was a bathtub. As soon as he approached with his clothes on, he heard the sound of water in the room, but someone was washing.

Lifting the curtain and walking to the back of the three-story screen, the sneaky Lord Mozun stood up on tiptoe, revealing a pair of eyes on top, and the one sitting by the pool with blue hair and snowy face was none other than Ao who was irritated by Nezha yesterday. c.

With Ao Bing's ability, it's not a big problem to spend half a day to find out the yard. In addition, after being bullied by Nezha yesterday, his clothes and body were stained with sweat. With Ao Bing's cleanliness, he naturally wanted to find a place to take a bath , he took advantage of Nezha's meeting and couldn't move. After walking around the yard a few times, he roughly knew the structure of the whole yard, but he didn't know where to fetch water or boil water.

It wasn't until dawn that he found a place to take a bath, and Ao Bing found that he had no change of clothes. Although he could take Nezha's outerwear, he couldn't use underwear such as underwear.

Ao Bing, who was sitting by the sink, washing his hair and dazed, was stared at by Li Nezha who got up.

Turning around with blood surging, Nezha rubbed his nose and felt that he really fell in love with such a stupid, stupid, and stubborn man because he was really obsessed with ghosts.

"Who?"

After washing his hair and tied it with a hair tie, Ao Bing just took two steps into the pool when there was a rustling sound from the staggered screen behind him.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Ao Bing felt so stupid, there was no one else in this place except himself and Nezha.

"Where did you learn it?"

After sinking into the water, Ao Bing picked up the copper pot next to the pool and threw it in Nezha's direction.

Nezha, who was hesitating whether to take a bath together, only heard the wind blowing in his ears. He stretched out his hand to grab it, but he knocked over the lid of the pot.

The flower-brewed sesame oil in the copper pot spilled out, pouring Nezha all over him, and the spreading fragrance made Mozun even sneezed a series of times.

Throwing down the copper pot in his hand, Nezha walked in with broken pots, ignoring the eye knife thrown by Ao Bing, and took off as he walked. When he entered the pool, he found that the place where Ao Bing was bitten by himself on the side of the neck It was already swollen, but the purple one was very conspicuous on the opponent's body.

At this time, Ao Bing also found that Nezha was looking at him, stretched out his hand to hold the wound, turned around and was about to go ashore, but he was still angry now.

"Why do you say you are so stubborn?"

If he doesn't take the soft and the hard, is it possible that he really wants to take it by force?

"I'll return it to you as it is."

Although Ao Bing turned sideways and didn't look at Nezha, he couldn't bear Mozun's thick skin. Seeing that his brother was about to leave, Nezha stretched out his ape arms and pulled him back into the water. Although Ao Bing expected the first step, he didn't Expected Nezha's second move.

Standing in the pool was already slippery, and Nezha tripped over his calf. When Ao Bing fell with his back to the water, he subconsciously closed his eyes and breathed, but was kissed by Nezha who leaned over.

——To be continued——

Master Li Mozun: Every day I jump repeatedly on the verge of my brother's anger XD