[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Lu Fengxian took a closer look, and it turned out that it was a young man in brocade clothes who rushed towards him, and he knew his identity was extraordinary at a glance.

However, no matter how extraordinary his status is, it can't change that he is a stinky hooligan who jumps on men whenever he sees them!

With one foot as the center of the circle, Lu Fengxian raised the other foot, raised her long leg high, and kicked the boy in the face.

The attendants behind him watched this scene in horror——

The soles of the girl's shoes came into close contact with His Majesty's face, and His Majesty let out a scream. Following the force of being kicked, he rolled over in the air for a week, grabbed the ground with his head with a "bang", and remained motionless.

"His Majesty--"

Regardless of revealing His Majesty's true identity, the attendants hurried forward and helped him up with all their might.

When the emperor was lifted up, everyone was shocked by his swollen face like a pig's head.

"Back to the palace!"

"Quick, go to the doctor!"

"Your Majesty, are you still awake?"

Everyone was chattering, and it was a mess.

With a wave of his hand, Liu Hong pulled away the faces that were in front of him.

"Get out of the way!" He said weakly.

The attendants quickly stepped aside, which also allowed Liu Hong to see the girl who kicked his face.

The girl flicked her long legs and jumped directly onto the back of a four-hoofed beast.

The beast spread its hooves and ran away with her.

Liu Hong reached forward with his hand, as if trying to grab the corner of her clothes: "Wait...wait!"

Next to him was the little Huangmen who understood the wink and immediately prepared to chase after Lu Fengxian.

However, a four-legged donkey can run faster than a two-legged man. Lu Fengxian's high ponytail bobbed up and down, and immediately disappeared.

Liu Hong's entire face was swollen badly, and there was only a tiny slit left in his eyes. He still struggled to open his eyes, watching the beautiful fairy disappear before his eyes.

When he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but "hiss".

"His Majesty!"

Liu Hong covered his face: "Shut up!"

"The fairy just now...you all saw it?"

The attendants stared at Liu Hong's face swollen into a pig's head, and kept silent.

Liu Hong waved his hand: "Find her for me, and I want her."

Do you think your face doesn't hurt enough?

The attendants responded quickly.

After he was helped up, he couldn't help but said: "What is that fairy sister riding? Is it a fairy?"

Sure enough, it was His Majesty who was kept in the deep palace, and he had never even seen a donkey.

Xiao Huangmen lowered his head and couldn't help laughing, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, that's a donkey!"

Liu Hong was pleasantly surprised: "What kind of fairy thing is a donkey? It's too dark, I didn't see it clearly, since it can be ridden by a fairy sister, it must be very beautiful, right?"

Attendants, you look at me, I look at you, everyone dare not say anything to refute.

Liu Hong waved his hand: "Go get me some donkeys, I don't care how much it costs!"

The servants quickly responded.

It was not easy for everyone to coax the emperor, who was only thinking about the fairy sister, back to the palace.

When the street was calm again, two heads protruded from a low wall.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao looked at each other in bewilderment.

……

When the two found Lu Fengxian, she was squatting on the side of the road making bunnies out of dogtail grass.

"Feng... Fengxian..." After seeing Lu Fengxian's method just now, Yuan Shao suddenly became a little nervous.

Lu Fengxian looked up with a piece of dog's tail grass in her mouth.

Seeing the two of them, she smiled, clapped her hands, and came up to meet them, "Great, baby, you finally caught up."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao blushed at the same time.

Sometimes Lu Fengxian is really embarrassing.

The two stepped forward at the same time and opened their arms.

However, Lu Fengxian went straight through the gap between the arms of the two, and hugged the BMW who was limping after him.

"Big baby, are you okay? If you don't feel well, I'd better take you away?"

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao kept embracing at the same time and froze.

"what."

"Haha."

The two laughed dryly.

"This is a gift for you, do you like it?"

The two turned their heads at the same time, and saw Lu Fengxian dangling the rabbit he had made up in front of BMW.

The BMW whose leg was broken by her kick turned its head with a look of disdain.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao cursed secretly in their hearts at the same time: I don't know good from bad!

Not only was Lu Fengxian not annoyed, but she even patted its head more pitifully, "Baby, I know it's my fault, and it's understandable for you not to forgive me, but you must give me a chance to take good care of you, right? "

Cao Cao hurriedly interrupted Lu Fengxian, who was having sex with the horse, "At first he couldn't lift the horse, so he untied the rope from its legs. After untiing the rope, we didn't lead it, and it followed us back .”

Yuan Shao had a mouthful of blood clogging his chest.

Obviously you can't lift yourself, why only talk about me!

Lu Fengxian didn't look at him, but looked at the BMW tenderly with a pair of eyes, and said in a low voice: "This horse has human nature. Although I caused it to be injured, it still chooses to trust me."

Holding the horse's head, she generously kissed its face, "Of course I will not disappoint its trust."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were shocked.

Yuan Shao immediately said: "Do you love horses so much? How about I give you some good horses?"

Lu Fengxian said with a smile: "Obtaining a horse of your own is like marrying a wife. I only need to have a relationship with me. No matter how beautiful the others are, I can only appreciate them."

Cao Cao: "So, Fengxian, you really like women?"

Lu Fengxian said briskly, "That's natural!"

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Lu Fengxian still likes people, so they can rest assured...don't worry!Why does she feel that she is a man and still has to like women?

……

The three sneaked back to Lu Fengxian's yard. Just as Lu Fengxian was about to climb over the back wall and open the door, the back door was pushed open with a "squeak".

Inside the door, Hua Tuo was wearing a coat, holding a candlestick in his hand, crossed his arms, and looked at Lu Fengxian expressionlessly.

Lu Fengxian subconsciously stood up straight and smiled: "Are you still asleep?"

Hua Tuo glanced at her, and said to Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, "It's too late today, it's inconvenient for you two to return home, why don't you sleep here first?"

"magnificent……"

Hua Tuo turned around, avoiding Lu Fengxian's sight, "Please come in."

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao entered the courtyard.

Lv Fengxian led the donkey with one hand and the horse with the other, and looked eagerly at Hua Tuo, as if she wanted to say something, but Hua Tuo refused to talk to her.

She had no choice but to hang her head and take the two babies to the stable.

Cao Cao has been paying attention to Lu Fengxian's actions. Seeing Lu Fengxian leave, he turned to Hua Tuo and said, "Sir, is it really okay to do this?"

Hua Tuo pushed back directly: "Then is it really good for the two of you to do this?"

"You know that she is hated by others, but you still want to take her to risk?"

Yuan Shao hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't think carefully."

Cao Cao laughed. He stared at Hua Tuo and said, "Feng Xian thinks she is a man. She has her own opinions. Mr. thinks so much about her, but she doesn't like it. Right now, it's just because she regards him as a brother. Only care about the happiness and anger of Mr.

Hua Tuo stopped and looked at Cao Cao with a straight face.

Yuan Shao hurriedly gave Cao Cao winks, but Cao Cao smiled and looked at Hua Tuo.

Hua Tuo suddenly said: "Looking at your face, you seem to have a persistent illness?"

He laughed: "Do you need me to see it for you?"

Staring into his eyes, Cao Cao restrained the smile on his face instead: "No need, I'm fine."

Hua Tuo: "Okay, I'll take you here. This is the residence of Mr. Yuan, so I naturally know the direction."

After that, he took the candle and left.

Yuan Shao couldn't help but complained to Cao Cao: "What are you doing to offend him? Hua Tuo is indeed a man of superb medical skills. If you really need him in the future, what will you do?"

Cao Cao: "Whoever makes his existence make me uncomfortable, I would rather teach me to make him feel uncomfortable than teach him to make me feel uncomfortable."

Yuan Shao: "..."

What kind of dog are you!

……

When Hua Tuo returned to his room, he saw Lu Fengxian waiting there.

In front of his door is a corridor, and on the other side of the corridor is a small pond.

Lu Fengxian was sitting on the railing near the pond in the cloister, with her feet hanging above the pond, shaking and shaking, the surface of the pond was rippling in circles.

He was just about to stop when he saw her turn around.

The moonlight is like silver yarn, and the pool water is like a mirror. She looks back and smiles brightly.

Some of the emotions that were stuck in his throat dissipated in an instant.

Before his face straightened, he couldn't help but want to smile at her.

He said helplessly, "Why haven't you slept yet?"

Lu Fengxian tilted his head to look at him, and said apologetically, "You must have waited for me for a long time, right? I'm sorry."

Hua Tuo nodded, "Just remember that someone is waiting for you."

"I went to check when I heard the sound of the donkey, but I saw you going out with the donkey. Because you caused trouble during the day, I was worried and waited for you at the back door. I was finally relieved when you returned safely. "

Lu Fengxian felt even more guilty.

Hua Tuo took a step forward and said to her, "Extend your hand."

She looked puzzled, but obediently stretched out her hand.

Hua Tuo took out a small pulse pillow from his sleeve and put it on the railing to feel her pulse.

Lu Fengxian smiled: "I'm fine."

Hua Tuo ignored her sophistry, and said directly: "I will diagnose myself."

Lu Fengxian waited obediently.

After a while, Hua Tuo withdrew his hand and said to Lu Fengxian, "You have been overworked recently, you should take a good rest."

Lu Fengxian: "Take care..."

Her eyes wandered: "I haven't met a girl I like, how can I work so hard?"

Hua Tuo: "..."

With a red face, he snatched the pulse pillow from her hand, and reprimanded angrily: "Go back to sleep, don't think about messy things!"

Lu Fengxian muttered unconvinced: "What's the big deal..."

Hua Tuo was sweating all over his body in embarrassment, and said solemnly: "You are young, thinking too much about this matter will easily hurt your health, and you will cry sometimes in the future."

Lu Fengxian was startled: "So serious?"

Hua Tuo warned: "Don't be as bad as those people. I have healed many high-school children who have problems there. The more frivolous you are when you are young, the easier it will be to not do it later."

Lu Fengxian was startled, and quickly waved her hands: "Then I won't, then I won't!"

Hua Tuo left with a tired face and a pulse pillow.

When the door of the room was closed, he covered his face.

What did he say to her...

……

In the middle of the night, Lu Fengxian was awakened just after falling asleep.

She sat up alertly, and heard a sound of dragging footsteps coming from the corridor under the window.

Lu Fengxian rolled up his sleeves, leaned close to the window, opened a small slit slightly, and looked out, a black shadow approached slowly.

Hey, who is so bold as to attack her at night?

Lu Fengxian was curious and excited, and couldn't help opening the gap in the window wider.

When she saw the man's face clearly, she froze.

Isn't this Cao A's trick?What is he wandering around without sleeping most of the night?

"Hello!" Lu Fengxian called him softly, but saw him walking straight past her window, as if he didn't hear him.

Lu Fengxian supported the window frame with one hand, raised her long legs, and jumped out of the window.

She followed behind Cao Aman and asked, "Where are you going? What are you doing up so late?"

She asked a lot, but he didn't answer a word, and still staggered forward.

This is... sleepwalking? !

Lu Fengxian quickened her pace, walked in front of Cao Cao, and turned to look at his face.

His eyelids were half-closed, his expression calm and pretentious.

She stretched out her hand and shook it under his nose, and he suddenly struck at her.

Lu Fengxian swayed and dodged his attack.

He attacked her again, with such a ferocious aura that he wanted to kill her.

Lu Fengxian found it interesting and hid several times.

The two fought and hid, and slowly moved to the pond.

When Cao Cao attacked her again, she turned around, grabbed his attacking arm, hooked his ankle with her foot underneath, and lifted it lightly.

Cao Cao, who was sleepwalking, didn't notice for a while, and staggered forward.

Lu Fengxian smiled and held his hand, stopping his castration.

At this moment, he slapped her violently, almost with the idea that even if he fell into the pond, he would hurt her.

Lu Fengxian had no choice but to let go of his grip and jumped behind him.

Cao Cao slashed through the air with his palm, and also plunged headlong towards the surface of the pool.

Lu Fengxian quickly stretched out her hand, and before she could say it, she hooked her fingers and barely grasped his belt, just before his whole face hit the water, she grabbed him just in time.

Lu Fengxian let out a breath.

His face was close to the surface of the water, and a gust of wind rushed from the surface of the water, his eyelashes trembled, and he suddenly woke up.

Cao Cao opened his eyes, and what he saw was the dark water.

He gave a "drink" and took a breath.

A yawning voice sounded from behind—"You finally woke up."

It's Lu Fengxian!

Cao Cao turned his head immediately, but his cheeks were wet and cold.

"Don't worry..." Lu Fengxian yawned again.

Cao Cao: "..."

The one who dares to hang on the water is not you!

He said nicely, "Fengxian, do me a favor and pull me up."

Lu Fengxian laughed: "Pull you up? Have you forgotten what you did to me?"

Cao Cao tried hard to look back at her expression, but when he turned his head, half of his face was buried in the water, so he had to try his best to lift his upper body.

The waist... the waist is about to break!

"Fengxian, I have always had the problem of sleepwalking, I really don't remember what happened in my dream, if there is something offending me..."

He paused, and said in a low voice, "It's all fault... Ahhh!"

Lu Fengxian's hand trembled, almost throwing him in.

She touched her ears, smiled, and said intentionally, "You treat me...too much, I treat you like a brother, I didn't expect you..."

Cao Cao suddenly opened his eyes wide, raised his upper body immediately, and said in surprise, "What!"

"Crack-"

Lu Fengxian and Cao Cao stared wide-eyed.

Lu Fengxian blinked: "Did you hear something just now?"

Cao Cao's face was pale: "I... my waist is twisted."

Is this still available?

Lu Fengxian quickly pulled him up.

Cao Cao supported his waist and gasped repeatedly.

"Would you like to let Mr. Hua Tuo come and see for you?"

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows, "No need, I'm fine, cough—"

He looked around and asked cautiously, "What did I do to you when I was sleepwalking?"

Lu Fengxian: "I did..."

She turned her head and left, "Go to bed, I'll tell you when I wake up."

Cao Cao: "..."

……

In the early morning, while having breakfast, several men stared at Cao Cao's dark circles and the hands holding his waist.

Yuan Shao coughed and asked Cao Cao in a low voice, "Are you going out to have fun by yourself again at night? You are really energetic."

Before Cao Cao could speak, Hua Tuo turned his head and said to Lu Fengxian, "Don't follow him. A man's energy and blood are deficient, and his waist and limbs are sore and weak, but this is a serious problem that will affect his life's happiness."

Lu Fengxian suppressed a smile, and kept nodding.

Cao Cao's face was ashen.

After a while, the servant next to Yuan Shu found this place and secretly handed Yuan Shao two pieces of paper.

After the servant left, everyone's eyes drifted over as if nothing had happened.

Yuan Shao opened it and took a look, his expression changed suddenly, and he immediately looked at Lu Fengxian.

related to me?

Lu Fengxian was alert: "What happened?"

The author has something to say: Sleepwalking Cao Aman is online~

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This article will be entered into V on June 6th, three chapters will be updated on the day of entry into V, and red envelopes will be given to everyone, little angels, please continue to love me~

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The manuscript "I'm Cultivating Immortals in University" is waiting to be opened in early July, please support me a lot~

Meng Busi still sneered at being told by three magic sticks that he was short-lived and that he was about to encounter an accident, until he saw a golden dragon being split into an "earthworm" by the sky thunder and smashed in front of him.

Meng Busi: Immortal, is it too late for me to live now?

In order to survive, Meng Busi had no choice but to take the admission notice given by Jinlong, pretending to be an immortal, and entered the newly built modern Xiuxian University.

Here, he saw various attempts at modern usage of immortality——

Students from the School of Civil Engineering use spells to build and demolish buildings for infrastructure construction; students from the School of Water Supply and Drainage use magic weapons to supply and drain water; students from the School of Forestry and Agriculture use spiritual energy to plant trees and farms to increase crop yields; Design; students from the School of History practice the way of ghosts and things, and talk to the dead and antiques; there are also students from the School of Medicine who use attack spells to open their stomachs and perform surgery...

Meng Busi: Even if I jump from here, I will never go to the school hospital to see a doctor!

However, the biggest problem before him is how to pretend to be an immortal cultivator here without spiritual roots.

Pretending to be pretending, he pretended to be No.1 in the entire world of cultivating immortals!

#Talk about the existence that makes the whole world of cultivating immortals frightened#

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Now I am saving the manuscript "Brilliant Little Succulent", please take away this bowl of little succulent~

01. Ni Eryu, the young master of the top wealthy family, was born with a strange disease. He could not taste, smell or feel any touch. The world has no other colors except black and white.

He is genius, cool, restrained, and ruthless.

Some people called him cursed by the devil and kept in a trap forever.

A typhoon blocked him on the road, but through the car window, he saw the only color in his life.

Pressing down on the car window, her fragrance broke in with the wind and rain, instantly crushing his world.

Thinking of her made his fingertips burn.

When Qiuguo was about to leave, he held her tightly and stared at her with bloodshot eyes, "Leave me? Impossible! I will never let you go in this life, the next life, and forever!"

Mi Eryu: You are the fairy tale that landed in the center of my world, the only reality I can grasp.

02. She rolls in the mud, grows in the soil, and shines in poverty.

She is not Cinderella waiting for the glass slipper, she is a poor and noble princess who can dance barefoot.

Sensory disorder rich young master X fleshy Cinderella sister, love fairy tale cookies

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