[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

"What did you say!" Lu Fengxian took a step forward.

A fragrance as light as spring grass lingered on the tip of his nose as she approached.

Cao Cao's throat was itchy, and he couldn't help coughing twice.

He pressed his fists to his lips, and repeated: "The one you offended reprimanded the horse for its ineffective protection, and was kicked by a little girl and broke its leg. It looked like a fake bloody horse. He was very angry and wanted to kill the horse to vent his anger."

Lu Fengxian said angrily: "Don't say it's the leg of a bloody BMW, it's a pillar, and I can still break it with one kick. This has nothing to do with that BMW!"

Cao Cao couldn't help but look at her slender and graceful legs, "Really?"

Lu Fengxian didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"

Cao Cao: "...really...is this what you want me to do?"

Lu Fengxian nodded: "At first, I felt sorry for kicking that baby's leg, but I didn't expect its owner to be such a bastard, Meng De, I beg you to help me rescue this horse. I owe you once, and I will pay you back in the future." If you are in trouble, even if I ride alone, I will surely rush into the siege to save you."

She spoke earnestly, her hands were clenched tightly because of anger, and her cheeks flushed because of the momentary anger.

it's beautiful.

Cao Cao said with a smile: "Feng Xian, don't underestimate me. If you ask me, even if it is difficult and dangerous, I will naturally do it... What is your expression?"

Lu Fengxian scratched her cheek: "Well, it's okay, you can continue talking."

Cao Cao was suspicious, but he didn't catch her braid, so he continued, "Don't worry, just go and do what you entrusted... Fengxian, can you tell me what you are struggling with?"

Why did she always show such an indescribable expression every time he pronounced his name.

Lu Fengxian coughed, shook Cao Cao's hand, "Thank you, I will definitely repay you."

Cao Cao: "Fengxian was just joking. It is an honor to be able to entrust someone like Fengxian... well, a hero. If I had been there at that time, I really didn't have the courage and force of Fengxian. Under the iron heel of the BMW, he rescued someone he had never met before."

With such bravery and courage, no matter whether Lu Fengxian is a man or a woman, he will definitely be a hero.

After Lu Fengxian settled a matter that was on his mind, he took out a bunch of copper coins from his sleeve.

After thinking for a while, she took off the few copper coins hidden on the hair rope.

She handed these bits and pieces of money to Cao Cao, and said with a smile, "I only have these for now, you take them first, and I will pay them back later."

Cao Cao didn't reach out his hand, "This is..."

She smiled and said, "Of course you need money to do things, so I can't let you pay for everything."

Cao Cao chuckled, "Do you think I am such a law-abiding person?"

"Ah?" Lu Fengxian's eyes widened.

Cao Cao: "The world is in chaos, so it is natural to have a chaotic way of life. If money is used to do things, there are many places to spend money."

He raised his hand, put it on hers, and pushed her hand holding the money back.

"I have a way for you to get a lame, sweaty BMW without spending a penny." He looked at Lu Fengxian with a smile, and said tentatively, "It's just that the way is not very respectable."

Lu Fengxian smiled "puchi", put his arm on Cao Cao's shoulder, leaned close to him, and said in a low voice: "It's not decent... If I say it, the best way is to grab it and run."

She raised her eyebrows slightly at Cao Cao, with a chic expression, "If that's what you're thinking about, do you want me to help?"

Cao Cao nodded with a smile.

The two looked at each other, tacit understanding.

The two discussed the time and place to meet, and Lu Fengxian threw the copper coins that Cao Cao refused to accept into the courtyard next door separated by a wall.

"What do you mean?" Cao Cao looked curious.

Lu Fengxian embarrassingly told about the fact that she accidentally entered the wrong yard just now.

"The mistakes I made should be paid back. The money is enough for him to change the door and lock."

Cao Cao: "Why do you have to change the door?"

Lu Fengxian: "Well, when I was leaving, I found that when I pulled the lock, I accidentally opened the door."

Cao Cao: "..."

He turned his head, stared quietly at her arm on his shoulder, and swallowed, obviously he should be afraid of her strength, but for some reason, he was blinded by her white skin.

When he came back to his senses, he finally noticed something was wrong - most of her sleeves were missing, revealing a bright wrist.

"Where's your sleeve?"

Lu Fengxian waved his hand casually, and said nonchalantly, "It's broken."

Cao Cao: "...broken...broken sleeve?"

Lu Fengxian stared at him expressionlessly, "You broke your mask when you saved someone, what have you been thinking all day, man!"

Cao Cao: "..."

It's not that you've always been a man and a woman.

"Don't call me by my nickname."

Lu Fengxian blinked and moved closer.

He felt that her eyelashes were almost touching his cheek, and he couldn't help breathing.

She smiled: "Then how about I tell you my nickname?"

She stretched out her index finger and drew two words on his palm.

"Impatiens of Impatiens, that's my nickname," she curled her lips in disgust, "Is it much uglier than your nickname? It's effeminate."

Seeing that her nose was getting wrinkled, Cao Cao couldn't help smiling, and said in a low voice, "No, it sounds good."

... also fits well.

"Hey, don't comfort me either." Lu Fengxian drooped her head, and her disobedient ponytail slid down from one side of her shoulder and swept across his palm.

He looked at his red palm, coughed, looked left and right, clenched his palm tightly, and hid behind him.

The gentle itch has been crawling from the palm to the heart.

……

In the middle of the night, Lu Fengxian was still wearing the clothes with a broken sleeve, and went out through the window.

She slipped into the backyard, and just as she was about to jump over the wall, the donkey in the stable suddenly let out a loud cry.

Panicked, she quickly turned her head and put a finger on her lips, "Shh, don't bark."

The donkey looked at her with those big, pitiful eyes.

Seeing that it didn't bark, Lu Fengxian turned around and continued to climb the wall.

"On-on-on-"

She turned around helplessly, "Master Donkey, I'm afraid of you, what on earth are you trying to do?"

The donkey was still staring at her.

Lu Fengxian looked at his old horse: "Old man, you can help me translate."

The old horse, who was standing by the stable, ready to sleep, opened his eyes and gave the donkey a push. The donkey walked up to Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian stroked its sharp ears.

The donkey looked cute.

She guessed: "You don't want to go out with me, do you?"

The donkey blinked.

Well, these animals are all mature now, aren't they?

On the one hand, Lu Fengxian was afraid that it would bark again and wake up the people in the house, but on the other hand, she couldn't refuse the coquettish behavior of this large animal.

"Okay, okay, I'll take you out, but you must not make a sound. If you make a sound to attract the attention of others, I might carry you over the eaves and walk over the wall."

donkey:"……"

It rubbed its head against her arm, and then continued to drill into her armpit.

Lu Fengxian laughed itchy, hugged its head, and coaxed it gently: "Be good, don't make fun of me!"

She smiled and led the donkey out. She thought it was early enough, but when she reached the alley behind the wall, Cao Cao was already waiting there.

With his hands behind his back, he stood on the opposite side of the back wall, tiptoeing and eagerly looking at the top of the wall, like a little lady waiting for her lover to come over the wall.

Lu Fengxian went over quietly, put her head on his shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Ah Man, what are you looking at?"

Cao Cao said "ah" and was taken aback.

He looked at her helplessly, and said, "You can't be better, and stop playing tricks on me."

Lu Fengxian's face froze.

Isn't that what she just said to the donkey?By cooperating with him, is this coaxing her like a donkey?

Cao Cao's heart skipped a beat when he saw her complexion.

Could it be that a little bit of his thoughts that he carefully revealed made her feel disgusted?

He immediately became vigilant, restrained his expression, and urged: "Let's go, there are still people waiting at the entrance of the alley."

Lu Fengxian: "Did you call someone else?"

Cao Cao smiled slightly: "If you are caught, there must always be someone behind you. Both of our identities are not as useful as him."

How can you hide from Cao A, you are clearly the old treacherous Cao, treacherous and cunning!

For this, Lu Fengxian gave him a thumbs up, and she was also curious as to who that unlucky guy was.

When they left the alley, they saw Yuan Shao staring at a donkey with a very nervous look.

Lu Fengxian was the first to say hello: "Why didn't I see you when I entered the alley?"

Yuan Shao coughed, turned his face away and said, "Go away because of something."

Lu Fengxian let out a long "oh" and gave him a "man's tacit" smile.

Men tacitly tell a ghost!

Yuan Shao rubbed the tips of his ears, and urged: "Meng De told me about your matter, you have done such a kind deed, I am naturally on your side, and, if a horse is involved, that person's magnanimity It's too small."

Lu Fengxian smiled and cupped her hands: "Ben Chu, thank you."

Yuan Shao turned his back and said loudly: "Thank you, let's go quickly, and be careful not to meet the soldiers who watch the night."

Lu Fengxian shook his head and followed, couldn't help but said: "Meng De, Ben Chu, you are really good people, you are my good brothers for life."

Cao Cao: "..."

Yuan Shao: "..."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Lu Fengxian always felt that the two of them lost a lot at once.

……

Three people and one donkey were still running around in the street during the curfew, but fortunately Lu Fengxian had sharp eyes and ears, allowing the three of them to avoid a group of soldiers who were watching the night.

Lu Fengxian murmured: "There are quite a lot of people watching the night here."

Cao Cao: "After all, it is an important place in the capital. There were not so many people in the past. Later, the world became chaotic, and the barbarians rebelled more, and the capital's vigilance was also strengthened. However, when Benchu ​​and I went out for a stroll a few days ago, it was not like this. There are many people, there are more people tonight."

Yuan Shao smiled slightly: "It's not because of the female snitch."

He glanced at Lu Fengxian with a smile, and then he saw her clothes clearly through the moonlight.

He said, "Don't you like the clothes I gave you?"

Lu Fengxian looked at him strangely: "What kind of clothes do you wear when you go stealing?"

Cao Cao dressed up: "..."

The meticulously dressed Yuan Shao: "..."

Lu Fengxian stroked her hair.

Oops, did she say something wrong again, the two of them looked even more lost.

……

The three of them ran outside the mansion of Uncle Jian Shuo, the great eunuch, and climbed over the wall to the backyard.

In the open space outside the stable, a big vermilion horse was thrown there with its limbs bound, and the ground around it was red, as if it was bleeding all over the place.

The horse's front legs were bent in an odd way.

It is said that it was broken by a female snitch...

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao thought about this incident at the same time, and their eyes, which were originally looking at BMW, couldn't help but shifted to Lu Fengxian's lap.

Lu Fengxian bent her legs and squatted down beside the BMW.

BMW seemed to know that the person who came was the one who broke its leg. It struggled suddenly and wanted to stand up, but just after making a movement, it fell down weakly, panting continuously, hoarse hissing and whimpering in the throat. middle.

Lu Fengxian patted its neck, feeling the warm skin under his hands and the beating pulse.

Her finger was wet, stained with the blood and sweat from it.

"I'm sorry." She stared into the sweaty BMW's eyes and sincerely apologized.

"I know you must hate me now, but at least let me save your life and heal you."

Lu Fengxian: "Of course, I just want to inform you that no one can change the decision I made."

As she spoke, she stuffed something into the horse's mouth, and Ma Hanmei could no longer make a sound.

Lu Fengxian directly picked up the big horse and carried it on his shoulders.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were shocked.

Fuck you, strong woman!

Yuan Shao: "You...you...you..."

Cao Cao immediately came back to his senses, "Can you do it?"

Lu Fengxian raised her head slightly, with a relaxed expression, "How can a man say no?"

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were silent at the same time.

Yuan Shao: "I'll open the back door, please wait a moment."

As he said that, he ran towards the back door, but he was frightened by Lu Fengxian's enormous strength, and his expression was still a little dazed.

Cao Cao circled around Lu Fengxian. He really didn't understand how a girl like her could be so strong. Maybe the overlord of Western Chu who "strengthened the mountain and surpassed the world" back then didn't have such strength?

"What did you eat to grow up?"

Lu Fengxian smiled: "When my mother gave birth to me, there was a vision in the sky. I was born with infinite strength. People in my hometown said that I was a god-man descended from the earth."

Kamito... a goddess, right?

Cao Cao coughed, feeling more and more that this person will be very important in the future, neither man nor woman can limit her future achievements.

After a while, Yuan Shao dealt with the gatekeepers, opened the back door, and the three of them slipped out immediately.

When walking at a three-way intersection, Yuan Shao, who was leading the way, immediately retracted as soon as he poked his head.

He whispered: "There are two teams of night patrol soldiers coming from two roads, let's find a place to hide."

The three of them had just retreated, only to find that there were a few more people on the way when they came.

It's over, now the three of them are blocked at the Sanchakou.

Cao Cao hurriedly pulled Lu Fengxian back a step, and said to Yuan Shao, "Ben Chu, I leave it to you."

Yuan Shaoyi was filled with indignation: "...Cao Ah lied to you again! Last time when you robbed the bride, you sold me like this!"

Cao Cao glanced at Lu Fengxian, and said deliberately: "Then I will come, Fengxian, don't worry, I will protect you."

Lu Fengxian: Huh?Uh-huh?

Yuan Shao held his breath, blushed, and turned to say: "I'm not unhappy, what's your hurry, Cao A, Feng Xian..."

Lu Fengxian couldn't stand it: "You two are really mothers-in-law, wait for me!"

As soon as she stepped on the ground, she carried the BMW and turned into a low wall next to her.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao paid attention again.

Lu Fengxian quickly put the BMW in place, turned it out again, and then, she moved between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, wrapping their arms around their waists.

Yuan Shao: "This... Is there something wrong?"

Cao Cao smiled and said, "Fengxian, did you treat me..."

Lu Fengxian grabbed the two people's belts and threw them directly into the low wall, which was much more violent than treating the BMW.

"Bang" and "bang", the heavy object fell to the ground.

Only then did Lu Fengxian clap her hands, and brushed her hair with a smile: "It's done."

She came to the remaining donkeys, "Little baby, bear with me, I will take you there."

When Lu Fengxian was about to lift the donkey, one of the few people walking on the road when they came suddenly let out an exclamation.

Then, a figure appeared in front of Lu Fengxian "whoosh, whoosh, whoosh".

With a cry of "beauty", the man rushed towards Lu Fengxian.

A group of people followed behind him kept shouting——

"Your Majesty... my lord!"

The author has something to say: Lu Fengxian: The emperor can still be kicked!

The current emperor is the Hanling Emperor who has a bad reputation~

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