[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

There is a good saying, don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs. Fortunately, Lu Fengxian didn't give up and insisted on being tied to the same boat with Liu Bian.

Lu Fengxian glanced at Liu Bian, looked away, folded her arms, lowered her eyelashes, thinking about something.

Liu Bian asked cautiously, "Marquis Wen, where is Zhen now?"

Lu Fengxian: "You're here...with the Queen Mother, don't worry, Dong Zhuo won't break in easily."

Liu Bian: "Why?"

His complexion suddenly became complicated: "Could it be that those rumors are true? Dong Zhuo really has a relationship with the Queen Mother... Oops!"

Liu Bian clutched the forehead that was hit by Lu Fengxian, tears were about to burst out of pain.

He was submissive and did not dare to vent his anger.

"Your Majesty, you should think about it carefully. What will happen if those who catch the thieves really come to Luoyang?"

At this time, there was a knock on the door, Xiao Diao hurriedly said: "Someone is knocking on the door, should Wen Hou go first?"

Lu Fengxian thought for a while, then smiled, "No need, I know who is coming, and I can handle it."

After finishing speaking, Lu Fengxian went out, asked Xiao Diao to take care of Liu Bian, and went to change into Queen Mother Lu's attire.

……

Inside the room, Xiao Diao looked at the Majesty, and suddenly said: "Your Majesty, you have brought a lot of trouble to the Queen Mother and Marquis Wen."

Liu Bian said angrily, "Do you dare to criticize me even as a court lady?"

Xiao Diaowen said softly: "What does Your Majesty want to do to me? I belong to the Empress Dowager."

Yes, yes, he could not be more useless as an emperor, even the maid beside the queen mother can criticize him.

He hammered the bed hard, venting all his anger here.

Xiao Diao smiled: "I want my servant to say, Your Majesty, you are killing the patience of the Empress Dowager and Marquis Wen, and now they are the only ones who are sincerely protecting Your Majesty, but if His Majesty continues like this, I am afraid even they will be disappointed with Your Majesty." gone."

Liu Bian became angry from embarrassment, and laughed at himself: "Okay, I also know that I am incompetent."

Xiao Diao sighed, "These words are from my maidservant's heart. This maidservant has been taking care of the empress dowager. The maidservant has seen the suffering of the empress dowager, so I can't help but want to say something from my heart to your majesty. .”

Liu Bian paused, looked at Xiao Diao, and waited for him to continue.

Xiao Diao's eyes flickered: "The maid feels that the time has come for His Majesty to make a choice..."

……

After Lu Fengxian changed her clothes, she bumped into Xiaochan directly.

At this time, Xiaochan had already heard from her elder brother that Lu Fengxian and Queen Mother Lu were alone, and consciously set up a cover for her.

Xiaochan whispered: "Dong Zhuo brought a lot of people to block the door, Wen... no, it's better not to go out, the Empress Dowager."

Lu Fengxian smiled: "It's because of this that I want to go out even more."

"Don't worry, I have a way to get them back."

Xiaochan: "Huh? Then Dong Zhuo is very fierce."

Lu Fengxian blinked at Xiaochan: "I know his weakness."

She added: "You'd better stay away from him. Dong Zhuo's biggest problem is lust. No, should I say that there is no man in this world who is not lustful?"

Xiaochan covered her mouth and snickered: "Wen...does the Empress Dowager count herself in?"

Lu Fengxian was slightly startled.

Hey, is she a boy?

Xiaochan: "Madam, please let me do your makeup. When you were a man, your weapon was Fang Tian's painted halberd. When you were a girl, your weapon was your face."

Lu Fengxian: "You are wrong. Even a daughter's own ability is very important. How can you only look at her appearance? Then again, isn't a man's beauty not important? People in the world say that I, Lu Fengxian, trust me. Are all your men handsome?"

Lu Fengxian said bluntly: "It is the same in my eyes whether it is a man or a woman."

Xiao Chan was taken aback.

Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "Little Chan, it's a blessing for you to have such a good looks, but it doesn't mean you can only use your looks as a weapon."

She smiled and patted Xiao Chan on the head: "As a woman, don't underestimate yourself."

Xiaochan's heart was suddenly swept by a breeze, as if the world suddenly became enlightened.

She pursed her lips and smiled like a flower.

Xiao Chan lowered her head and saluted Lu Fengxian with various gestures.

Xiaochan looked up at her, as if looking at her own hero: "Please let me do your makeup."

Lu Fengxian nodded.

Xiaochan combed Lu Fengxian's black hair in the fastest way, and then painted her lips with lip balm.

The light-colored lips were dyed bright red a little bit, which also made her whole face more lively.

Lively and fragrant, nothing more than that.

Xiaochan knelt down opposite Lu Fengxian, holding a small brush in her hand, dipped some cinnabar on the tip of the brush, and drew three dots between her eyebrows, like a plum blossom with three petals.

She removed the pen and stared blankly at Lu Fengxian in a daze.

Lu Fengxian was dressed in a plain Taoist robe, kneeling by the window with downcast eyes, the hazy light through the window screen shrouded her body, making the air around her like flowing golden sand.

Her movements became slower and slower in Xiaochan's eyes, like a painting of beauties in motion.

Eyelashes fluttered in the sand, and she slowly opened her eyes.

Under the pile of golden sand and vermilion brush and ink, her face is not diminished at all, and her eyes are as bright as the morning sun, matching her face, there is a breath-taking taste.

It turned out that she dressed up a little bit, that's it.

Such a beauty with such a sharp face, who in the world would dare to hide it in a golden house?

Xiao Chan held her breath for a moment.

Lu Fengxian smiled at her, "Thank you, I really like this shade, it's similar to what I used to wear."

Xiao Chan was stunned: "Huh?"

Lu Fengxian stood up in a daze for a moment.

She flicked her sleeves, passed Xiaochan, and when she passed by the table, she picked up the dust whisk casually, shook it casually, then walked towards the door step by step with her hands behind her back.

……

Li Ru outside the door persuaded Dong Zhuo: "Since we have already decided to change the emperor, why should my lord care about these etiquettes, just break in directly."

At this moment, Dong Zhuo had a stubborn temper, and immediately pushed him back: "No."

Li Ru stared angrily: "My lord, we have already offended Lu Fengxian and Queen Mother Lu. If you wait outside the door now, she won't have much affection for you."

Dong Zhuo sighed deeply.

Just when he was about to make up his mind, the door was pulled open from the inside.

Li Ru, Dong Zhuo and several generals behind them looked over at the same time.

For a moment, the air was silent.

This is the second time.

The first time they were all shocked by Lu Fengxian's aura, this time they were all shocked by Lu Fengxian's beauty.

It's obviously the same face, but no matter how you look at it, you feel that the Empress Dowager Lu has an aura that Lu Fengxian lacks.

Lu Fengxian: Oh, I'm less charming than myself?

Lu Fengxian swung his whisk and almost hit Dong Zhuo, Dong Zhuo took a step back.

Lu Fengxian stood inside the Zhumen, and said, "Why do you want to disturb Aijia's meditation again and again?"

Dong Zhuo looked at Lu Fengxian's face and coughed, "Sorry."

Lu Fengxian was cold and arrogant: "Tell me, why are you here this time?"

Dong Zhuo took a deep look at her, "Does the Empress Dowager know that Marquis Wen has caused trouble?"

Lu Fengxian finally looked directly at him.

When he was given such a generous look by her, he couldn't help shivering.

Dong Zhuo: "Lu Fengxian has caused a great disaster, and this incident may implicate the Queen Mother."

Lu Fengxian: Bah, I heard you making up nonsense.

Lu Fengxian said calmly, "What's the matter?"

Dong Zhuo glanced at Li Ru, and Li Ru immediately said, "The Son of Heaven, who was kidnapped by Marquis Wen, has escaped!"

Lu Fengxian's eyelashes trembled, she was as gorgeous as peaches and plums, but also as cold as ice, "Who are you to talk to Aijia like that?"

Li Ru subconsciously bent down after being stared at so deeply by her.

Such an astonishing aura, it really is Empress Lu who has been in the top position for a long time.

Dong Zhuo: "Queen Mother, can we go in and discuss in detail?"

Lu Fengxian didn't show any face at all: "No, this is the Ai family's place of pure cultivation, you can't use swords, blood and cold light will disturb the gods."

Lu Fengxian pinched the whisk: "Aijia doesn't believe what you said, what evidence do you have?"

Come, come, here is your stage, please start your performance!

Dong Zhuo immediately sang and said: "Lu Fengxian and I are also good friends, and it is unbelievable for me to see her do this with my own eyes, but more than one or two saw this incident, and all the soldiers under my hands saw Lu Fengxian kidnapping her. His Majesty jumped over the wall and fled."

"When?"

Li Ru felt something was wrong, Dong Zhuo said directly before stopping, "Last night."

Lu Fengxian smiled but said, "This is strange, why did you bring your soldiers to the inner courtyard of the palace in the middle of the night and witness this scene with your own eyes?"

Dong Zhuo: "Uh..."

He choked.