[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Liu Bian had just been frightened and cried bitterly, but now he was jumping up and down on Lu Fengxian's shoulders, his stomach cramped and his head was congested and dizzy.

He said weakly: "Wait, wait! Marquis Wen, didn't you say that your army is outside the palace? Don't you need to be so anxious?"

Lu Fengxian sneered: "Army? Where is there any army? I realized that when you are about to encounter danger, Your Majesty, there is no time to go back and rescue the soldiers."

"Huh?" Liu Bian's eyes widened and his lips trembled, "You, are you joking?"

He tried hard to find a trace of joking on Lu Fengxian's face.

Lu Fengxian curled her lips: "Your Majesty, I'm not a god either, and I don't have a pair of wings, but I've sent someone to ask for help."

Liu Bian only felt that he had fallen into the abyss again, his head was dizzy for a while, and he still held the last hope.

"But, didn't you take this dress back home?"

Lu Fengxian sighed: "It's their trick, let them be cautious, and dare not kill me and Your Majesty at once. The clothes on my body were stolen from Dong Zhuo's suitcase."

Liu Bian: "So, so, there are only me and you left now?"

Lu Fengxian smiled: "Exactly."

Liu Bian: "..."

He rolled his eyes and passed out directly on Lu Fengxian's back.

Lu Fengxian called him a few times, but seeing that he hadn't moved, he continued to run with her on his shoulders.

She dodged the palace guards and Dong Zhuo's soldiers, and instead of going to the palace gate, she came to the dilapidated courtyard on one side.

As soon as she jumped in, a person said, "Is it Marquis Wen?"

Lu Fengxian breathed a sigh of relief: "Zhongda, you're still here."

Sima Yi stepped out of the shadows, glanced at His Majesty on Lu Fengxian's shoulder, and said, "It's ready."

Lu Fengxian nodded.

Sima Yi led the two of them to a donkey cart carrying slops. There were two huge swill buckets on it. The outside was dirty and had an unpleasant smell, but the inside was indeed clean when the lid was lifted.

Lu Fengxian led His Majesty to hide in a slop bucket but was stopped by Sima Yi.

Sima Yi said: "After all, it is His Majesty, so he should have one to himself."

Lu Fengxian: "...All right."

When your majesty hides the swill bucket, you can also have one to yourself. No wonder so many people want to be emperor... Hehe.

After Lu Fengxian settled Liu Bian, he pulled Sima Yi and hugged him horizontally.

Sima Yi: "..."

With dead eyes, he let Lu Fengxian let him in.

Then, Lu Fengxian hopped her long legs and jumped directly into the bucket without touching the dirty outer edge.

After Lu Fengxian built the car cover, the swill carrier Sima Yi had found started driving the donkey cart.

The donkey cart slowly ran over the palace road and came to a corner of the side door, where it was stopped by the guards.

The swill transporter was obedient, and took out some money and handed it to the guards. The guards did not even check and let the swill truck out.

When they got to a secluded place, the swill carrier knocked on the swill bucket.

Sima Yi stood up all of a sudden, and was about to step out very quickly.

Lu Fengxian: "Your clothes will get dirty like this, let me help you."

Sima Yi's ears turned red, "No, there is no need."

But Lu Fengxian picked him up again and ran him out gently.

His originally red face turned blue.

Lu Fengxian also carried Liu Bian out, and rode on the red rabbit horse. After talking to the swill carrier, Sima Yi also rode on a horse that was placed in the corner.

They went straight to the West Garden.

……

On the way, Lu Fengxian asked: "Zhongda, you really impress me."

Sima Yi thought for a while about the allusion, but couldn't figure it out.

He lowered his head and said: "Wen Hou is so admirable, but Wen Hou is always on guard against me, and he can still do what I say, which really surprises me."

Lu Fengxian said frankly: "Didn't I say that you will be my confidant in the future, if you don't have the ability, how can you be qualified to be the enemy of my heart?"

Sima Yi choked on her shameless words, and couldn't help pursing his lips, laughing secretly.

Lu Fengxian: "How did you guess that Dong Zhuo is going to kill me today, and also His Majesty?"

Sima Yi: "I'm just used to overthinking."

Before, Sima Yi persuaded Lu Fengxian not to go with the coachman sent by Dong Zhuo. After the coachman left with her letter, Sima Yi persuaded Lu Fengxian to follow and sneak into Dong Zhuo's mansion to see if he really wanted to harm someone.

Lu Fengxian heard from the past that Dong Zhuo not only wanted to harm her, but also His Majesty. At this time, it was too late to go back to rescue the soldiers, so she was going to go directly to the palace to rescue her. The only way to convey the news could only be entrusted to Sima Yi.

Sima Yi couldn't help laughing at that time: "Marquis Wen is wary of me, and still trusts me so much, entrusting such an important matter to me?"

Lu Fengxian said: "I believe you will not miss this opportunity. Even if you are my confidant in the future, you still need to make a living in front of my eyes. Zhong Da, don't you want to become an official earlier?"

Sima Yi took a deep look at her. His eye sockets were slightly sunken, and his nose was straight. He looked like an eagle when looking at people, and his gaze pierced her eyes aggressively.

Sima Yi: "I will never miss the opportunity to perform in front of Marquis Wen, so let me prove my ability."

He smiled, as if he had deep meaning: "Marquis Wen thinks that Xun Wen is the genius of Wang Zuo, and Zhou Gongjin is the beauty of the heavenly general, so let's see who I, Sima Zhongda, are."

"I don't have to go there in person, I will also order someone to deliver the letter. If Marquis Wen wants to sneak into the palace, I have a way."

Lu Fengxian shook and stole the clothes used to delay time from Dong Zhuo's suitcase, and said with a smile: "Okay, I will do as you said."

After reminiscing, Lu Fengxian couldn't help asking Sima Yi: "How did you know the person who dumped the swill?"

Sima Yi: "Why do I need to know each other? As long as the servants in my mansion have connections."

Lu Fengxian still looked admiring.

Sima Yi proudly said: "Many of Marquis Wen's subordinates come from aristocratic families, but Marquis Wen never seems to understand what family means. When Marquis Wen looks at aristocratic families, he only sees the trunks and crowns of trees on the ground, but he doesn't know how many roots are entrenched underneath. How deep is it, even our family’s servants have inherited it for many years, it’s okay to meet some people in Luoyang City, if they don’t try to make a difference, the master doesn’t remember who they are.”

"Furthermore, the most lax defense in Luoyang City may belong to this imperial palace. More people means more loopholes. The legacy of the former emperor's policy of selling officials is that as long as you have money in this palace, you can knock it open." all the doors."

Lu Fengxian admired: "As expected of Sima Zhongda."

Sima Yi felt a little complacent, but touched his nose and endured it secretly.

Lu Fengxian felt happy, and no matter what happened to him in the future, Sima Yi is very easy to fool now, she found that as long as she praised him and looked at him expecting admiration, he would not be able to help leaking a lot of things Yes, talk a lot.

While the two were talking, they came to the gate of the West Garden.

Lu Fengxian went to knock on the door, and it was a beautiful maid who opened the door.

Sima Yi only glanced at it, then looked away.

Lu Fengxian glanced at him, seeing that he was not overjoyed, she couldn't help touching the wordless book in her arms.

"Marquis Wen?"

Lu Fengxian said: "I have something to ask to see the empress dowager, can the lady make it easier for me?"

Little Mink: "..."

It's really good for you to play two roles.

Xiao Diao cooperated and said: "The Queen Mother has instructed that if Marquis Wen comes, there is no need to report."

As he spoke, he opened the door, but unexpectedly saw Lu Fengxian grabbing a man in a dragon robe and entering.

Xiao Diao was excited, and then found a gaze.

She looked where her gaze came from, to the eyes of her boss, Ma Yi.

Xiao Diao looked at him, and he also looked at Xiao Diao.

Lu Fengxian brought Liu Bian into the door.

When Sima Yi passed by Xiao Diao, he said in a low voice: "I think you know what to say, and what to say will lose your head."

After all, he caught up with Lu Fengxian as if nothing had happened.

Xiao Diao pouted, and looked back at him.

You need a big-tailed wolf to tell me!Those who don't know think how close you are to Lu Fengxian!

……

Liu Bian woke up leisurely, but saw a strange room.

He jumped up suddenly, and said in horror: "Come on, help me!"

Lu Fengxian came in with a bowl of medicine.

Liu Bian jumped out of bed with bare feet and grabbed Lu Fengxian's sleeve.

Lu Fengxian sighed: "Your Majesty, there is no need to worry, we have already reached a safe place."

Liu Bian still did not let go.

Lu Fengxian: "This is a medicine to soothe the nerves, Your Majesty should use it quickly."

Liu Bian took it and drank it in one gulp.

Seeing Liu Bian's expression gradually stabilized, Lu Fengxian talked to him about what happened just now.

Liu Bian said angrily, "Dong Zhuo is ambitious! Thank you Marquis Wen for saving me! From now on, I will do whatever Marquis Wen asks for."

Lu Fengxian saw Liu Hong in the past through this vaguely similar face and words.

Unexpectedly, that stupid king would do everything to her even to the point of death.

Lu Fengxian: "It was my lack of consideration that made Your Majesty wronged."

Liu Bian had a sore nose and wanted to stab Lu Fengxian into Lu Fengxian's arms, but thought that although Lu Fengxian had the same face as Queen Lu, he was not his mother, he still held back.

Liu Bian: "I know that you, Marquis Wen, are short of troops, and Dong Zhuo is so powerful that you cannot resist."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Your Majesty, I think you may have misunderstood my power.

The more Liu Bian thought about it, the more he felt that the beautiful and gentle Lu Fengxian was a pitiful little girl.

He hurriedly said: "I have already thought of a solution."

Lu Fengxian was curious: "What does Your Majesty want?"

Liu Bian: "I have secretly sent letters to the officials of various states, asking them to go to Beijing to arrest the thieves."

Lu Fengxian stood up abruptly, "What did you say? Say it again!"

Liu Bian blinked blankly, and repeated: "I mean, I have sent officials from various states to Beijing to eliminate Dong Zhuo's influence."

Lu Fengxian couldn't bear it anymore, she said aggressively: "Your Majesty, are you stupid! How could you do such a thing!"

Liu Bian was confused by her scolding, but Lu Fengxian was so angry.

With a "bang", she kicked heavily on the bed.

Liu Bian shivered, and put his legs together respectfully.

Lu Fengxian no longer hesitated, stepped on the bed, lowered her body aggressively, and glared at Liu Bian angrily.

"Liu Bian, you idiot, what you're doing is not saving you, but pushing yourself into the fire pit!"

"Do you think those people are really here to save you? They either want to replace Dong Zhuo, or they want to kill Your Majesty!"

Liu Bian turned pale at what she said, "But, but it's too late to say anything now."