I Treat You as a Brother

Xu Xiran couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.

After returning to the dormitory that day, he tried to explain to his roommates, but it was inconvenient to explain some of the details clearly, and he finally spoke vaguely.Those guys were dubious, and then they became more and more keen to use Fang Mo to make fun of him.

They said "your wife" all the time, Xu Xiran also raised his opinion.Too bad it wasn't taken seriously at all.He yelled a lot, and he got used to it before he knew it.

Anyway, it is a "wife" and not a "husband", so there is no disadvantage.

Although this title was not voluntary, but it was exposed in front of Fang Mo himself, which made him a little guilty.

"It's all a joke." He smiled stiffly and explained dryly.

Fang Mo frowned slightly, pursed his lips, with an innocent and bewildered expression.

There are often similar expressions on his face, he looks a bit tangled and hesitant, and seems to be thinking about something seriously.His lips were slightly pursed, with a hint of grievance.It doesn't look like he's angry, but he's definitely unhappy.

If other boys showed such an expression, Xu Xiran might feel uncomfortable, and if it was serious, he would feel that he deserved a beating.But when it appeared on Fang Mo's face, it was an unexpected fit.Good looks are a marvelous gift, and if weird, they're lovable.

"I'll go back and talk about them." Xu Xiran looked away, "This group of people is unobstructed."

Fang Mo lowered his eyes and sighed: "Forget it, I know they like to mess around."

"It's just itchy skin." Xu Xiran scratched his hair, "I'll go back and beat him up later, so he won't bark anymore."

When he returned to the dormitory, the roommate who had just called him poked his head out of the bed as soon as he opened the door.

"Your wife let you back?"

"Well," Xu Xiran sat down at his writing desk, "What do you want from me?"

"This, is it you?" The roommate held up a large bag of seaweed, "I opened it and ate it."

"Fuck," Xu Xiran was speechless, "Why did you call me after you ate all the food?"

"It's delicious," the roommate took out another slice, tore open the individual package and took a big bite. "I can't find Chinese on the package, so I want to ask where you bought it."

"My relative brought it back from a trip abroad, and I don't know where to buy it," Xu Xiran said, taking the big bag of seaweed from him, and took out a piece from it, "Is it delicious?"

He doesn't like to eat snacks very much, and he put them on the cabinet after they were sent to him at home, and he would never think of touching them.Now take it apart and taste it, it's really good.The taste is much crispier than ordinary seaweed, and it has a little sweetness, which is very special.

While eating, he took out his phone and edited a text message to Fang Mo.

"You don't eat seafood, how about seaweed?"

Before Fang Mo returned, the roommate stretched out his hand again: "One more slice!"

Xu Xiran shrank back holding the seaweed package: "Later!"

"When did you become so stingy?" The roommate was dissatisfied.

Xu Xiran ignored him because the phone vibrated.Fang Mo sent a reply.

"Eat, I really like it!"

"Hurry up, have another slice!" The roommate crawled down from the bed, reaching out to Xu Xiran.

Xu Xiran knocked off his hand: "It's gone."

After finishing speaking, he stood up with half a bag of seaweed: "I'll go out for a while and come back later."

"I just came back, where are I going?" the roommate asked.

Xu Xiran didn't look back: "Three zero one."

"Damn it, we can't keep you in this dormitory anymore," the roommate yelled, "You might as well get married."

Hearing this, Xu Xiran suddenly stopped and turned around.

The roommate immediately made a defensive posture: "What do you want!"

Xu Xiran walked up to him: "Don't bark in front of him from now on, do you know?"

The roommate showed a narrow smile: "What is barking, isn't he your wife?"

"Tsk," Xu Xiran frowned, "I don't know you that well, so I'm not happy to hear that."

Seeing this, the roommate suddenly lowered his voice, and his expression became a little wretched: "Seriously, is there anything wrong with you?"

"Nervous," Xu Xiran said helplessly, "I didn't explain everything, I was just joking that day. No matter what, it's impossible to stand in the corridor and yell to be so eye-catching, right?"

The roommate looked him up and down and nodded: "I understand. You can't handle him."

Xu Xiran was speechless, and didn't bother to continue arguing with him, so he turned around and walked out again: "I'm mentally retarded, wasting my time."

But his roommate got excited and refused to let go: "Why are you so active if you don't want to make friends with others? Even wrapping seaweed has to be used as a treasure?"

"No, I think it tastes good, why don't you share it with your friends?" Xu Xiran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Didn't you eat it too?"

"I want to eat more!" said the roommate.

He was just dissatisfied with the feelings that Xu Xiran took away the remaining half bag of seaweed.

Xu Xiran turned around to look at him, then stretched out her hand, and put the seaweed package upright in front of him.The roommate smiled at him, and was about to reach out for it when he patted it again.

"It's not for you to eat," Xu Xiran said, "You take a picture and search it on Taobao yourself, there must be one."

The roommate was startled: "Are you human?"

"Hurry up," Xu Xiran urged, "I'm in a hurry."

Coming to [-] again, Fang Mo was not the only one inside after knocking on the door.The extra one seemed rather unpleasant to Xu Xiran.

Liu Xiaochang, who opened the door for him, had a natural and friendly attitude, and greeted him proactively with a smile on his face.

Xu Xiran agreed casually, and then walked to Fang Mo's bed.He found that Fang Mo was a bit lazy, as long as he was in the dormitory, he would collapse on the bed with no bones.

"Seaweed," he handed Fang Mo the half-packed seaweed, "it's delicious, try it."

Fang Mo looked awkward for some reason.While reaching out to take the package, he glanced past Xu Xiran to another corner of the bedroom several times.

Xu Xiran also looked back and understood immediately.He moved half a step to the side, making sure that he was standing right between Fang Mo and Liu Xiaochang, completely blocking their sight, and then he gestured to Fang Mo with his mouth.

"What's the matter with this man?"

Fang Mo shook his head slightly, but stretched out his hand but didn't take the seaweed.He held Xu Xiran's arm and pulled him to bend down. At the same time, he also leaned up a little, and put his lips next to Xu Xiran's ear.

"He thought... thought you were my boyfriend." He whispered.

Xu Xiran was stunned for a moment.

Fang Mo immediately sat back, blushing, took the seaweed and lowered his head to take out a piece and began to unpack the individual small packages.

Xu Xiran couldn't help becoming nervous.He is not very good at acting, especially if he wants to deliberately show intimacy with a friend of the same sex, it will inevitably be stressful.

A few hours ago, he deliberately had a jealous fight with Fang Mo's friend.But compared to pretending to be a lover, there is still some difference after all.

But this is the end of the matter, and it's worth it to bite the bullet.

Xu Xiran licked his lips, coughed dryly again, and then asked in as gentle a voice as possible: "Is it delicious?"

"Delicious!" Fang Mo nodded vigorously with a look of astonishment on his face, "It's so crispy, this is the first time I've eaten seaweed with this texture."

Xu Xiran immediately smiled: "I also think..."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Mo gasped suddenly, then frowned and touched the corner of his mouth.

"What's the matter?" Xu Xiran asked.

"It's broken," Fang Mo said bitterly, "The edges are so sharp..."

This seaweed is thicker than ordinary ones, and the single piece is a bit large and hard.Fang Mo bit down on it, and accidentally cut the corner of his mouth by the edge.The principle is probably the same as accidentally cutting your finger with paper.

"Let me see," Xu Xiran leaned over, "Where is it broken?"

Fang Mo raised his neck and brought his face closer to him.

Before Xu Xiran looked carefully, there was a very deliberate "cough" not far away.

Before the two of them had time to perform any performances, the only audience couldn't stand it.

Fang Mo lowered his head and sniggered, and just now he curled the corners of his mouth and let out another "hiss".

"The wound is not big, so I can't see it very well," Xu Xiran stared at the corner of his mouth for a while, "I found..."

"what?"

"Your skin is so fair." Xu Xiran said.

He said these words on purpose to Liu Xiaochang.

Fang Mo probably guessed what he was thinking, and then sneaked a glance at Xu Xiran before shrugging: "Naturally beautiful."

After he finished speaking, he was amused by himself, and just as he was about to grin, he gasped again in pain.

"Calm down," Xu Xiran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't eat the rest if you feel pain."

"I don't," Fang Mo shrinks back, "I'll just be careful later."

After he finished speaking, he took another bite cautiously.Xu Xiran sat on the side and tilted her head to look at him with a smile.

"It's really delicious, where did you buy it?" He asked.

"It's a gift from someone else, I'll go back later and search the Internet to see if it's for sale," Xu Xiran said, raising her hand, "Hey, don't move."

"Huh?" Fang Mo raised his eyebrows slightly.

"It fell." Xu Xiran carefully removed a small piece of seaweed from his chin, "This is easy to break. Don't eat it on the bed, it's dirty. Come down quickly."

"Oh." Fang Mo was very obedient, and immediately climbed out of bed after nodding his head.

"You break it up and eat it," Xu Xiran told him, "Be careful, don't cut it again."

Fang Mo sat at the table, looked up at Xu Xiran and continued to nod: "Okay."

There was another movement not far from the two of them.Liu Xiaochang, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and walked out of the bedroom.

After the dormitory door was closed, Xu Xiran lowered his head and looked at Fang Mo, and then they both laughed at the same time.

"Hahahahaha," Fang Mo slapped his thigh, "I've been annoyed by his appearance of always being there for a long time! It's so cool!"

Xu Xiran also smiled: "We didn't go too far just now, did we?"

"That's right." Fang Mo lowered his head and touched his nose, "I didn't expect his heart to be so fragile."

After he finished speaking, he happily took a big bite of the seaweed.It's a pity that extreme joy begets sorrow, and weeping again.

"It's broken again?" Xu Xiran stretched out his hand to raise Fang Mo's chin, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Let me see."

He bent down, and the dormitory door behind him opened again.

Xu Xiran subconsciously turned around and found Fang Mo's other two roommates standing outside the door.

"...what are you doing?" one of them asked in a daze.