I Treat You as a Brother

"That's the one just now." After Xu Xiran finished speaking, he teased with a smile, "Why, the boy's heart is broken?"

Fang Mo blinked his eyes twice, half alive.Regardless of whether the boy is straight or not, since he is a boy, Fang Mo has rich experience in fighting now, so he is not afraid.At least, Xu Xiran just left him to find him, didn't he?

"Not at all, this type of exaggerated behavior is not my cup of tea," he said, taking another bite of the brown sugar cake, and mumbled while chewing, "Ah, this is really delicious."

Xu Xiran was a little puzzled: "Is it an exaggeration?"

"Exaggerated," Zou Shun interrupted again, "every movement is exaggerated to death, would most people nod so hard?"

As he spoke, he imitated the actions of the boy dressed in women's clothing just now, squeezed out a standard business smile and nodded vigorously, vividly.Then, as if it wasn't enough, he also learned how to cover his mouth and smile, lowered his head but looked up, and blinked his eyes a few times quickly and contrived.

Xu Xiran's whole body trembled: "Is he like you?"

"I think it's about the same," Fang Mo said from the bottom of his heart, "Every move is too much like a girl in a cartoon. It's so weird in reality."

Xu Xiran frowned slightly: "I think it's okay, isn't it cute?"

Fang Mo and Zou Shun looked at each other speechlessly.He guessed that the other party must be thinking the same as him at the moment.

Oh, straight man.

"If you say cute, then be cute," Zou Shun said with a malicious smile, "I don't think you are afraid of falling in love with others silently, but you like them yourself?"

"How is it possible? It's not that I don't know his real gender, just looking at it is enough," Xu Xiran waved his hand, "His voice is deeper than mine when he speaks, so I can't stop it."

Fang Mo was noncommittal, but Zou Shun immediately had new material to exploit.

"Oh, that's good," he said, casting a very deliberate glance at Fang Mo, "I thought you were gay."

When Xu Xiran was reminded by him, he suddenly remembered his mission.He froze, licked his lips in embarrassment, and tapped and tapped his index finger on the seat while his eyes were wandering around the table.

"I... that..." He frowned and stuttered for a while, then suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "If I want to find a boy who looks like a girl, why don't I just find a girl?" ? Since you are looking for a boy, you must choose handsome ones rather than beautiful ones, right!"

In a hurry, he spoke nonsense, and what he said by accident was very realistic.Whether it is 0 or 1 in the circle, most of them really prefer the type with masculine appearance. Those who are "as beautiful as girls" are not as popular as Uncle Majestic in all likelihood.

Fang Mo was extremely nervous, and when he saw Xu Xiran sneaking glances at him after he finished speaking, he felt uneasy for a while, and felt ashamed and flustered.

Zou Shun is more into the drama than Xu Xiran.After being silent for a while with a straight face, he narrowed his eyes and asked meaningfully: "Then are we handsome in Momo?"

Fang Mo's face became hot all of a sudden, and the half piece of brown sugar cake left in his hand was crushed into a ball in an instant.

Xu Xiran hesitated for two seconds and then took a quick look at Fang Mo.Then, he raised his hand and touched his nose before replying: "If you can only choose among boys, then I will definitely choose him first."

Fang Mo stuffed all the brown sugar cake in his hand into his mouth, chewing hard with a puffy face, trying to cover up his distorted expression at the moment.

"Hey," Zou Shun looked away with a look of disdain, "What do you mean I'll choose for you? I made it sound like Momo would definitely want you."

Xu Xiran's expression was immediately awkward.But soon, he readjusted and put his hand on Fang Mo's shoulder.

He looked at Fang Mo, and secretly blinked his left eye quickly while speaking: "Fang Mo, tell yourself, do you want me?"

Fang Mo, who had a mouthful of brown sugar cake, looked at him blankly, then nodded at high speed like a woodpecker.

"Here," Xu Xiran turned his head and spread his hands towards Zou Shun, "We are in love with each other."

Zou Shun was speechless on the surface, and even rolled his eyes.

At the same time, he secretly kicked Fang Mo lightly under the table.

"How do you feel?" Zou Shun's voice on the phone was obviously holding back a laugh, "Are you happy?"

Fang Mo lay on the bed, hugged the pillow and twisted and twisted, pretending to reply: "Oh, he's just talking nonsense, and it's not true."

After returning to the dormitory just now, he checked carefully inside and out for the first time, even under the bed, and made a phone call with Zou Shun after confirming that there was no one else.As soon as he opened his mouth, his tone was fluttering.

"Don't pretend to be you," Zou Shun was very contemptuous, "You just couldn't stop twisting in the seat, okay?"

Fang Mo, who couldn't stop at this moment, began to feel embarrassed again.He cleared his throat, and then asked, "Do you think a normal straight man would do this for a good brother?"

"I don't know," Zou Shun said, "but although I am not a straight man, I can do it. Should you express your gratitude to me?"

Fang Mo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and kept laughing: "I love you so much! Tell me, what do you want in return."

Zou Shun fell into deep thought and didn't answer for a moment.

"Don't be polite to me, just say it!" Fang Mo waved the pillow very generously.

"It's not that I'm being polite," Zou Shun said, "I thought about it carefully and found that you are really useless, and I can't find anything for me to use."

"..."

"Forget it, save it for now," Zou Shun said, "You have to remember to be nice to me, so that I can help you again in the future..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden knock on the door of Fang Mo's bedroom.At the same time, a familiar voice came from outside the door.

"Fang Mo? Are you here?"

It was Xu Xiran who had just separated.

"Stop talking," Fang Mo interrupted Zou Shun without hesitation, "Let's talk next time!"

He decisively cut off the call with his benefactor, jumped off the bed and ran to open the door, and carefully arranged his twisted and messy clothes.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Xu Xiran's smiling face.

"You are the only one in the dormitory." He walked in unceremoniously, pulled a chair and sat down, then looked at Fang Mo's messy bed, "Are you sleeping?"

"No," Fang Mo shook his head quickly, "Just lie down for a while. What do you want from me?"

Xu Xiran smiled at him: "How did I behave just now?"

He came to invite credit.

Fang Mo suppressed his smile and gave him a thumbs up: "Amazing."

After being affirmed, Xu Xiran felt a little embarrassed when he was proud: "Did he say anything to you afterwards?"

On the way back to school just now, Xu Xiran temporarily received a call from a teacher asking him to come over, and said goodbye to them as soon as he entered the school gate.Before leaving, he secretly made facial expressions and gestures at Fang Mo, reminding him to contact him at any time.

In fact, it stands to reason that Fang Mo has known Zou Shun for so long, even if Zou Shun really has ulterior motives for him, he wouldn't be so wary.In terms of body size, Zou Shun was a little shorter than him, and he couldn't use violent means.Fang Mo felt that Xu Xiran was too straightforward, didn't turn his mind, and overprotected him.

But fortunately, he doesn't dislike this kind of excess, on the contrary, it is extremely useful.

"Just chatting casually as usual," he sat down in front of Xu Xiran, "it's nothing special."

Xu Xiran nodded, and then said: "Look, he's obviously targeting me today, isn't it? It means that I really guessed right."

"But...at least so far, he knows that there is nothing special between me and you...why should he target you?" Fang Mo said very deliberately.

Xu Xiran really fell for it: "Because we have a good relationship. Maybe he thought that even if you didn't have that kind of affection for him, at least he was still your closest friend, right? But now, I've known you for a shorter time than him There are so many, but the relationship is very good and the relationship is very close, and if I show that aspect, his mentality will be different, and it is not surprising that he will be jealous, right?"

"...The analysis is so thorough, you also have such a delicate side?" Fang Mo teased.

"What are you talking about?" Xu Xiran waved his hand, "I've always been a person with delicate feelings, okay?"

Think about it too.Although he is always careless in his daily life, he is a person who can comprehend a long essay even after watching an animation with a total length of only twelve episodes.Either you don't want to, once you start thinking carefully, you won't be able to stop at all.

Fang Mo suppressed a smile and nodded: "All right, all right, you are the most delicate."

After finishing speaking, seeing that Xu Xiran was dissatisfied and wanted to emphasize something, he hurriedly interrupted.

"If this goes on, it will be very awkward for me to get along with Zou Shun in the future," he said as he glanced at Xu Xiran, "I don't want to lose a friend just like that."

These words were bitch, but Xu Xiran didn't think there was anything strange at all.

He reassured him earnestly: "Maybe he will come out slowly after realizing that he has no hope? Or, after a while, he will fall in love with someone else, and he will only regard you as a friend. It's possible. Well."

Fang Mo nodded obediently: "Yes."

"I hope he can find his true love soon!" Xu Xiran raised his hands together in front of his chest, and waved them out of the window.

"...What if he has someone else he likes and ignores me and doesn't want to be friends with me anymore?" Fang Mo made another bitch speech.

"You are too greedy, and you have to take care of his emotions." Xu Xiran still didn't think there was a big problem, and still smiled at him when he spoke, "It is impossible for everything to go smoothly in this world. Besides, You are not the only friend of him, you also have me."

Originally, Fang Mo was secretly thinking about how to steer the topic to a more ambiguous direction, but he didn't expect that Xu Xiran would take the initiative to send it to his door without his efforts.

"Alas," Fang Mo secretly delighted, and on the surface he had to put on a look of emotion, "You are too much of a brother to sacrifice so much for me."

"It's exaggerating." Xu Xiran was puzzled, "What sacrifice did I have?"

"You are a straight man, pretending to be flirty with me in front of a real gay, isn't that considered a sacrifice?" Fang Mo said, "Seriously, don't you feel a little... weird?"

"Ah? Are you feeling unwell?" Xu Xiran's eyes widened with surprise.

"No, no, I don't feel uncomfortable," Fang Mo shook his head quickly, "I'm worried about you..."

"You really think too much, how can you be so exaggerated," Xu Xiran said with a smile, "What are those today? Aren't I telling the truth."

Fang Mo was taken aback.

Seeing him freeze for a moment, Xu Xiran's expression became malicious.After he laughed twice, he leaned in front of Fang Mo, and said: "If there are only men left in this world, I will definitely pick the one who has the best relationship with me and is the most handsome, right. Who else but you? I'm not lying."

"..."

"What's your expression?" Xu Xiran was a little dissatisfied, "Don't you choose me? I'm not bad, right? Then who do you want, Zou Shun?"

Fang Mo was dizzy.

Just as Xu Xiran was about to continue asking questions, a cheerful Japanese song suddenly floated in the air.Fang Mo was forced to listen to it many times and knew it was Xiaoyao's character song.It was Xu Xiran's cell phone that rang.

The two were so close that Xu Xiran could roughly hear the voice on the other end without pricking up his ears after pressing the answer button.

"Brother Ran, I just watched you go upstairs from the window, why haven't you arrived in the dormitory for so long?"

It's his roommate.

"I'm at [-]," Xu Xiran asked, "What's the matter?"

"Are you looking for your wife again?" asked the other side.

Fang Mo was shocked.

Xu Xiran acted as if nothing had happened: "Well, I'll come and sit for a while, and I'll be right back."

They chatted a little more after that.After hanging up the phone, facing the stunned Fang Mo, he suddenly recovered and began to feel embarrassed.

"They have to call it that since the last time they saw those, and I can't help it, hehe," he said.