The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Within a few days, he went back and forth between China and the United States. He was back and forth with jet lag. He was as strong as Xiao Zhuo. After returning to the WAKA base in Yulong Bay by car, he was so tired that he couldn't find his way. He even said hello to his teammates. He didn't even have any strength left, so he threw his luggage directly at the gate, his footsteps were tangled between going upstairs to sleep and taking a shower, and he sighed and rolled to the bathroom first.

Kidding was passing by the living room with a bowl of ice cream, and shouted "Boss" very excitedly, but Xiao Zhuo closed the bathroom door without even turning his head. The kid poked the ice cream aggrievedly, and snorted: "I've been there for a few days, and I'm exhausted."

"Wang Xiaomeng, the sound insulation of this door is very poor." Mo Se floated from behind like a ghost, and blew on the back of Kidding's neck very coldly, the kid instantly got goosebumps, looking at the neatly dressed Mo Se, he was puzzled Said: "Where are you going? You are dressed so coquettishly."

"Go and do something that a minor like you can't know about." Mo Se rubbed Kidding's hair, and said with a look of disgust, "You should wash your hair."

"...I didn't wash it yesterday, didn't I?" Kidding's bun face became even more aggrieved. He watched Mo Se walk out the door before he realized, "Wait, why did you go there? You didn't even speak clearly!"

"Didn't he make it very clear?" I was your father and I didn't know when I touched it secretly, took a spoon and directly inserted a large piece of ice cream from the Kidding bowl, and said meaningfully: "He Going out so coquettishly, of course it's an appointment."

"Huh???" Kidding opened his mouth wide, I am your father lovingly stroking the messy hair on the top of his head, and said earnestly: "Silly sweet kid, your head should be washed."

"Okay, okay, I'll go after the boss finishes washing!" Kidding looked sad and indignant, didn't he just haven't washed his hair all day!Do you want to be despised like this!The baby is really distressed!

I'm your father, smiling and scooping up the last big piece of ice cream from Kidding's bowl, and his smile became more kind: "Baby, you can also squeeze with Lao Xiao right now."

"...I want to live for two more days." Thinking of what he did yesterday, Kidding suddenly felt shocked, and ran away quickly with the bowl in his hand. , smaller than the tip of a needle, of course he can only think about it, if he really said it, he would probably be forced to play support live in front of the fans tomorrow, or the whole audience would die like a dog, the picture is simply too beautiful.

I was ridiculed in the living room on the first floor. After going upstairs, I met Chuchu. Kidding dragged her to chat with her about the TS8 main match, but Haijiao came from the stairs. Kidding just beckoned. Haijiao went downstairs with a dark face.

"I'll go, does he also dislike me for not washing my hair???" Kidding immediately frowned, it's okay for the baby to be disliked on the first floor, how can he still be treated like this on the second floor, there is no end to it!

"Why don't you care about him, uncle is here, don't bother with him," he stared in the direction of Haijiao with displeasure, and looking at the team's favorite buns, his face was almost distorted, which melted the old mother's heart, He patted Kidding's head and raised his eyebrows: "Huh? It's a little greasy."

"..." Kidding was completely speechless, especially hopeless.

Xiao Zhuo, who went back to bed after taking a shower, didn't know that Kidding's hair was coming out. After he slept for two hours, he woke up. When he got downstairs, he saw Kidding blowing his hair. He was holding a hair dryer. deep.

"Those who know know that you are blowing your hair, and those who don't know think that you are going to get a shave." Xiao Zhuo sat down beside Kidding, took an apple, and took a bite, which was crisp and sweet.

"..." Kidding looked a bit dazed, "That's right, if I'm bald, no one would say my hair is greasy."

"???" Xiao Zhuo glanced at Kidding in shock. Is this kid a demon? How can he have the heart to settle accounts with him when he is like this?

That night, when the whole team was training, Kidding was not very interested, and his concentration was not very focused. He was crushed miserably in the middle of the start. He opened two levels, and what is even more speechless is that he was directly killed once by the Templar Assassin.

Xiao Zhuo had been standing by and watching, thinking that this little brat was really weird, and his hands were itchy, so after Baihu returned to the spring, he said, "I'll give it a try this round."

Hearing this, the training teammates all opened their eyes wide. After Xiao Zhuo’s fracture, he never took the initiative to ask to do it. Kidding was the first to react. He immediately gave up his seat and dragged Xiao Zhuo away. Sit down, sweep away the previous depression, point to the screen and say: "Boss, sit down, change the key position quickly, abuse him."

Priestess of the Moon, Mirana, because her mount is a white tiger, she is nicknamed White Tiger or Huniu. She is pretty, and she shoots the Moon God's Arrow well, and her operation is a mess. She is a very popular agility hero all the time. The current version is mostly used to play in the middle lane, but in fact it can also be used as a carry or as a 3rd or 4th position. Xiao Zhuo liked to use it before. He is a familiar hero, let alone this time in the United States. God, I played a round with my elementary school bully in the Sheraton, and with the blessing of the number one fan, that operation was like a blast.

Because Kidding was suppressed too badly in the early stage, Baihu's economy was suppressed by the opposite position [-], and the economic gap with the Holy Church was nearly [-] a big, so Xiao Zhuo could only play online first. Wild supplement economy.

In the wild area on the top of Dire, near the fake eye, I found the doomsday that was supplementing the economy. I am your father's Sand King and Cape's planes used fog to catch people, the sand king pierced, and the plane fired artillery. Focusing on the scorched earth to restore blood, and throwing a big move to the plane, Dire's support came very quickly. Three TPs were displayed at the altar, and the moment Doomsday fell to the ground, Xiao Zhuo's white tiger also came to support Well, first, a big move to cover the teammate's retreat with stealth, and then a cloud-piercing arrow directly stunned the opposite Void Mask. Get out of the way.

"Fuck, boss!" Kidding, who was watching the battle, grabbed the armrest of the chair excitedly and screamed, "I just said that the boss is so brave, he won't always be so sad!"

"Brother Xiao's hands are very hot today!" Haijiao was also very excited. To be honest, he was really worried that he had been sitting in the No. [-] seat in WAKA. I really want to go to youth.

Wa Chaca didn't call out as excitedly as others, but just pressed Xiao Zhuo's shoulder with one hand, and asked softly: "How do you feel?"

Xiao Zhuo smiled, kept his hands together, and said calmly: "Almost, I'm back."

It’s a simple sentence, but Wa Chacha has the urge to cry. Really, since he was pulled into the team by himself and took over the captain’s position, the ID DEADFAT has almost become a symbol of omnipotence. Anyone may be out of shape, in the head, and in ups and downs. Only he is stable and scary. Day after day, year after year, he can show his best state.And the injury at TI7 broke all of this, until now, Xiao Zhuo said that I am back.

In this training match, the situation began to turn around in the mid-term. Baihu's economy overtook to the first place in the audience. It deservedly carried the audience. After reading the data at the end of the game, Mo Se took out the earphones, smiled and said three words to Xiao Zhuo: " Big, brush, force."

Xiao Zhuo raised his eyebrows at him: "Thank you."

Kidding was the happiest one. He hugged Xiao Zhuo, tears streaming down his face: "Boss, woohoo, you are so good, Boss, I'm almost worried to death, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have broken your bones, woo woo woo..."

Xiao Zhuo pulled him off his body and gave him a tissue: "Okay, don't cry, I'm not dead yet."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shampoo?"

"..." Kidding choked for an instant, and said frantically, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Everyone started to roar with laughter, and Wa Chacha even held his belly, yelling that his stomach hurts. Kidding widened his eyes and roared: "I can see it! You did it on purpose!"

The author has something to say:

*Hahaha, I like Kidding very much, what should I do?

*Actually, about Kidding, there was a yy stalk at the beginning

After winning the TI8 championship, kk asked Lin Yu to make up for him. He still wanted to get into a university, so he worked hard and passed three exams.

kk also broke away from the second stage, no longer wearing big glasses and wearing exaggerated hiphopT, but was inspired by Lin Yu, wearing a very elegant style that makes people feel very academic at a glance

On the first day in the dormitory, there was a super rich second generation with my roommate, and we organized to play dota2 together

The rich second generation said arrogantly to KK, the little boy: Have you ever heard of dota2, can you play it, brother, I have [-] points in the ladder, I will take you with me

kk did not speak, turned on the computer silently, logged in to steam, and displayed the ID——Kidding

Rich Second Generation: ...

My idol, I was wrong, I didn’t recognize you as an idol in disguise, I can sleep with my idol, can you?