The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

For those who are in love, three days is really pitifully short, especially during most of these three days, they are just chatting under the quilt, which makes Xiao Zhuo feel very pitiful, but pity is pity Well, he is still very happy in his heart. After skipping a day of class in elementary school and spending two whole days on weekends to radiate heat to heal himself, it is really beautiful just thinking about it.

Goudan strongly condemned Lin Yu's behavior of not returning home at night, and called Xiao Linzi, what are you doing? Does that big suitcase at the door belong to someone? Why did you two go there?

When Lin Yu received the call, Xiao Zhuo was hugging and gnawing on him. Hearing Goudan's loud voice, the latter directly said sinisterly, "That's my suitcase."

Hearing another man's voice suddenly, Goudan was still stunned for a moment, and soon he let out a sigh, and said a little unhappily: "Throw it away."

Lin Yu grabbed the phone and chatted with Goudan speechlessly. This good buddy for many years was still very angry. To be honest, ever since he found out who DEADFAT was after he pulled out his vest, Goudan's respect for him has completely collapsed. The three major hobbies of the contestants-live broadcasting, opening a Taobao store, and fucking fans, really do not deceive me, even if I know that these two really like to be together, I have expressed my support for Lin Yu, but for this abducted Lin Yu The culprit, Goudan just couldn't accumulate too much favor.

But even so, before hanging up the phone, Goudan thought of all the disturbing comments on the Internet and the few WAKA games he had watched recently, and he still hesitated and said: "Well, Xiao Linzi, help me represent The brothers in our dormitory tell him, come on."

As a result, Xiao Zhuo still heard this sentence. He raised his eyebrows and said to the microphone: "Don't be embarrassed, I heard it."

"..." The dog on the other end of the phone blushed and hung up immediately.

"Why are you two so naive?" After putting away the phone, Lin Yuchang sighed, with a vicissitudes of life on his face: "I now feel that I am the protagonist in that kind of urban mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama."

"Huh? Or should we have a baby together as the protagonist?" Xiao Zhuo stroked his hair, feeling really good, and then received a threatening elbow from the elementary school bully and a sneer: "Okay, with advanced technology, I will install a personal hair dryer for you." Make organs."

The two of them were playing games and gagging in the Sheraton. The time passed quickly, but it seemed to be very slow, as if every minute and every second was infinitely elongated, condensing scenes similar to black film shadows.

It wasn't until Sunday afternoon that they finally had to face another separation. Xiao Zhuo was not in a good mood, but he didn't feel particularly heartbreaking. He didn't send Lin Yu to the airport. They bid farewell in front of the hotel, and even kissed at the door.

In this strange city, the people coming and going around don't pay much attention to them. There is no pressure and he feels very relaxed. Xiao Zhuo whispered something to Lin Yu before he let go of his hand and turned to stop the car.

When he arrived at the airport and started to wait for the plane, Xiao Zhuo took out his phone and took a picture to post on Weibo. It was a small brooch given to him by Lin Yu. The fleshy cat's paw made a refilling movement, which was both stupid and cute. It makes people want to laugh.

——Received the blessing of the number one fan, I feel that I can become a superhero (refill)

Not long after this Weibo was posted, a lot of comments popped up. After all, God D hasn’t posted a Weibo since he came back from the TI7 game. The most recent Weibo is still full of mourning, fans and trolls fly together.

——First first! (victory)

--First? D God, you finally appeared, we are waiting to die, we are dying

——I’m fat, are you really going to be replaced by Cape, I hate him

——Looking forward to your early recovery and taking WAKA to win the TI8 championship. After watching your games for so long, I believe you will be able to return to the top (bright muscles)

——Hehe, it’s too embarrassing to die cancer bb, why don’t you quit the circle, WAKA will take pills sooner or later

—Damn, do you dare to come out with a large size upstairs? What kind of garlic does a small size hold?

——Oh, I feel sorry for my fat right hand of God

Among them, there is a very eye-catching comment. It is Kidding, the mascot of WAKA.

When he sent this reply, Kidding was eating the Mala Tang brought by Chu Chu. He thought that according to Xiao Zhuo's habit of not reading Weibo, he would never find out that he was molesting him secretly. Back, but also quite concise.

——SOLO? (Smile)

"Puff—cough—cough cough—" A piece of chili was eaten directly into the trachea, and Kidding coughed heart-piercingly. He looked at the screen of the phone with tears in his eyes, and threw himself into I am your father's arms, wailing : "Next time I go out to compete, can I change rooms with you? I think brother Xiao will tear me apart."

I am your father, rubbing Kidding's messy head, and said kindly: "Don't think too much."

Kidding turned his eyes for help again, OHno looked at his nose, his nose and his heart, Mo Se gave him a very cold look, he could only stare at the cape, and said miserably: "Are we brothers?"

"No," Haijiao was very calm, and Kidding was choked directly, this is really a team with no human touch, the pure and lovely baby is really weak and helpless under the bullying of a group of team bullies, S shivering.

It was really pitiful to see Kidding, Chu Chu walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and said very righteously: "Okay, don't act, no, sleep with me next time."

"what?!"

"no--"

At the same time, the voices of Kidding and Haijiao sounded. The former expressed shock, indicating that he was still a child, while the latter expressed annoyance, indicating that men and women could not accept each other.

Chuchu looked at the two expression gods with a confused face, blinked her eyes, and turned her false eyelashes into a beautiful arc: "I said, your reaction is too radical, it's not a big bed room, and it won't happen What……"

"No, that won't work either," Haijiao's face turned red, he looked at Chuchu, the girl was still in a daze, and he slammed the door out in a rage.

"Hey, Haijiao, don't eat it! Sister, I bought it specially for you! Old Hu's Malatang! If you don't eat it, it will be gone!" Chuchu roared twice, only to get an angry answer from Haijiao : "Don't eat."

"Damn it, did he take the wrong medicine today?" Chuchu was also very angry, and took the bowl from Haijiao directly, looking at the double portion of hairy belly inside, she was so angry that her stomach hurt.

I am your father sighed, took the Malatang from Chu Chu's hand and poured it all to himself, and said very Buddhistly: "Eat spicy food for a while, chrysanthemum crematorium, Amitabha."

Mo Se shook his head, and looked at Chu Chu with disgust: "Your EQ is poisonous."

Chu Chu was choked by these two people, couldn't breathe, and slammed the door angrily and left, Wa Chacha shook her head helplessly: "Ma De, I'm going to ban the team members from dating, don't fucking give me dog food .”

The author has something to say:

*Finally wrote about the waka family carnival, why do I have an inexplicable old mother mentality?

*The old godfather has played great games this year, I really hope that the even-numbered year rule will take effect again

I really like maybe, but I don't like his beard [tears

*I feel like I'm really sick and stupid, writing is slow and spicy, I hate myself orz