The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 64

The next day, Haijiao took the subway to Yulongwan. As soon as I got out of the subway, I saw a big red Ferrari. Jiao, hurry up! Comrade traffic police are going to give me a ticket!"

Staring at the girl's pink sunglasses for a few seconds, Haijiao realized that she is really cute, cool hairstyle, spotted headband, sunglasses, big red lips and white shoulder dress, the whole person is very colorful, Haijiao had a feeling of being blinded. Looking down at his big linen shorts and black flip-flops, he suddenly felt like a fence next to the garden, which was still in disrepair.

Chuchu's driving style is as free and unrestrained as her style. The Ferrari was driven like a Hummer on a flat loop, and at the last second when the yellow light was flashing, it slammed on the brakes and stopped in front of the zebra crossing. The man fell back on the back of the seat forcefully, rubbed his fragile stomach, stared at Chu Chu's shiny earrings, and said with pain on his face, "Sister Chu Chu...do you have a driver's license?"

"Sister, sister, call me sister Chu." Chu Chu stared, looking at Haijiao from above the sunglasses, "I have eight years of driving experience, okay?"

"I just feel sorry for your car. This is a Ferrari, not a bullock cart." Haijiao rolled his eyes, rubbed his stomach again, and went out to eat takeaway with his friends at noon, feeling really fast at the moment Spit it out.

"Don't worry." Chu Chute smiled happily, stared at the green light and kicked the accelerator again, Ferrari roared and rushed out: "This car is not mine, Brother Xiao's, we don't feel bad."

"..." Haijiao leaned on the back of the chair, his face was as pale as a dish, and he felt that life would be worse than death.

To get to the Yulongwan villa area, we have to cross a winding road, thanks to Chuchu’s blessing. When Haijiao arrived at 66B Yulongwan, he was almost dead. He was carrying a black garbage bag, vomited to death, and in the buffet at noon, those lobsters, oysters, king crabs, etc. were mixed together in a mess, and the taste was simply fresh and refined.

"How many months?" There was a very cold voice from above his head, Haijiao forcibly suppressed another wave of his own, raised his head, and saw a tall man standing on the stone steps inside the wooden railing, dressed in black and very cool, with a very cool expression on his face. It's so cold that it doesn't seem like a human being.

"Ink color?" Immediately felt that the appearance of throwing up with the bag was very miserable, and the thick-skinned Haijiao who scolded every day in the Ladder Bureau felt embarrassed, lifted the bag behind him, and smiled palely.

"You're laughing like you've had a miscarriage." He retorted mercilessly, Mo Se's expression became even colder, Hai Jiao almost wanted to roll his eyes, and suddenly he responded to Chu Chu's so-called sentence that all the members of this team except the little KK are beasts , with a little preliminary understanding.

Ever since, Haijiao, a hot-mouthed expert, also fought back mercilessly: "Yeah, I lost my child after being pregnant with you."

"As far as your fertility is concerned, let's talk about it after you rest." Because the advantage of the terrain increased the advantage of height, Mo Se lowered his head, looking down on all sentient beings, Haijiao, who was still sour in his stomach, really didn't have the mood to talk to him anymore , turned around and vomited again.

Just at this moment, someone came to the side of the wooden railing again, Haijiao only heard another deep male voice asking: "What's wrong?"

"I was pregnant with my child, and then had a miscarriage," Mo Se added very calmly, Xiao Zhuo raised his eyebrows, and asked calmly: "Technology has advanced so much, where did he do the surgery?"

Listening to the conversation between the two, Haijiao cursed silently in his heart, fuck, and continued to vomit the last contents in his stomach shockingly.

Motion sickness and morning sickness, this is the first impression of the new team member Haijiao to the two big bosses of WAKA.

Low-mouthed and unsympathetic, this is the first impression left by the two old comrades of WAKA on Sean Tianti's new mouth-to-mouth king Haijiao.

All in all, probably, if given the chance, Haijiao really wants to fight...

Afterwards, the signing of the contract was very smooth. Although Haijiao's family conditions were not as luxurious as Xiao Zhuo's, they were above the middle class and had no requirements for money. The annual salary was 60, excluding the prize money from competitions.

After signing the contract satisfactorily, Chuchu took Haijiao directly to the room on the second floor. The previous room of Hush has been used as a storage room, and the guest room has been refurbished. Next to the human room.

"Sure, your room is here, and the computer in the training room downstairs is ready. You can choose the peripherals yourself. I don't know what brand you like. There is also a gym in the basement. Auntie cooks three meals a day. Well, you don’t have to worry about cleaning, except for underwear and socks, they are all washed.” Chu Chu introduced it concisely, but Haijiao directly grasped the point: “Can’t socks be washed in the washing machine?”

"Oh, this is the tradition of WAKA, you will know in a few days." Chu Chu said vaguely, and then showed a very strange expression, and said with a little sympathy: "Okay, until ten You lived here a month ago, but now you don’t have any holidays. Listen to me or Wa Chacha during the holidays. Captain D God also has the right to give you a few days off. I’ll talk about anything else that I don’t understand. , um, pay attention to your personal image, and don't do anything about being a fan."

Hearing this, Haijiao immediately became amused, and smiled obscenely: "Hey, let me tell you, who told me yesterday that WAKA just fucked female anchors, male fans? It's because I remember wrongly. , or the speaker has cerebral palsy?"

Chuchu rolled her eyes straight away, and said righteously: "Yes, I didn't say to let you fuck female fans, female fans need to be protected, okay? Besides, what kind of male fans are you? The little KK at home I'll send you off."

Kidding, who was holding a can of Yakult and looking at the room as quickly as possible, heard this, and immediately turned around, with a serious face of accusation: "Sister Chuchu! You betrayed me again!"

"Hey, you are the most valuable in the team, my K Mengmeng, what?" Blowing a kiss to the team pet, with a smack of red lips, Kidding shook immediately, rubbing the goose bumps on his arms , and hid behind Xiao Zhuo, so as not to lie down inexplicably.

"Okay, Haijiao baby, let's go down now, don't watch the excitement, hurry up and go down for training, the five-person black will hit the ladder first." Chu Chu greeted, Dabai shouted downstairs to adjust the computer Alright, Haijiao, hurry up and log in.

Haijiao was stunned: "Start training now?"

"That's right, you don't have to go home anymore. I'll go to your house to pack your things later. I've already agreed with Tianya." Te Yun said lightly, his lovely smile was full of life, Hai Jiao was stunned: "Sister Chu, you are really quick."

"That must be the moral of a professional manager."

"Didn't you take this opportunity to see your Tianya God?"

"What's so good about that old man? Can we take care of so many good looks in our team? Even looking at you is better than looking at old men, isn't it, my little Tianya, huh~"

"..."

Once again subdued by Chuchu's mouth, Haijiao couldn't laugh or cry, and couldn't help feeling that the shamelessness of the girl was really terrible.

Therefore, Haijiao, who was wearing big underpants and dragging flip-flops, was dragged into WAKA's training room on the first day of signing the contract, and since then entered a bottomless abyss, thoroughly experiencing what Chu Chu said is a beast them.

This group of people have almost the same points, they ranked high on the ladder when they came up, and they all chose support in a very unreasonable way. They only left Medusa for Haijiao, the Gorgon known as the "first sister". The big move petrifies the enemy, one hit five is extremely fierce, if someone has heard Luo Tianyi's "DotA Ladder One Guarantee Four Unexplained", they will probably have an intuitive understanding of the vigor of the first sister.

After choosing the hero, Haijiao looked around at the group of people who had just become teammates. Even Kidding in the second position chose a poisonous dog. He really didn't know what to say.

"I said little KK, what kind of weird formation do you have?" No matter how low the voice was, Haijiao's voice still fell in the ears of I am your father. He padded his round belly and said very affectionately: " Little Haijiao, now we should be talking about us, not you."

Haijiao froze for a moment, then nodded: "Really, I was wrong."

"Don't worry, we will give you a strong sense of belonging." Kidding showed what can be called a sweet smile. After buying the equipment, he went out and left. Protect you, brother."

Haijiao, who is used to playing No. [-], bought the equipment and rushed down the road. He was used to the assistants in the high-scoring game of the ladder who would buy branches to share with him, but this time there was no eating tree in his equipment column, so Haijiao ordered it again. Get off Kidding's equipment bar, and lie firmly on the four eating trees.

"No one to share?" While holding the pawn, he adjusted the position of the earphones. The Haijiao pawn is really stable, and the basic skills brought out by Tianya can't be wrong.

"Oh, the chairman told us that there will be no pies in the sky, roll up your sleeves and work hard!" Kidding smiled sweetly again, Haijiao rolled his eyes directly, and firmly stuck the soldiers under the second tower.

The one on the Dire side who took the disadvantaged path alone was an acquaintance of Haijiao, who wandered the ladder all the year round and just reached the big funny competition with [-] points last week, and asked directly in the public channel—— Haijiao?Am I right?

——Well, it’s your handsome brother Haijiao

--Ha ha

——Hey baby, remember to come here and give me some blood

After flirting with Da Doubi, the tidal position of this guy was a bit crooked, and he gave a towel to the glamorous first sister quite bluntly.

—— WAKA's open black?

——Lying grass, you don’t know how to broadcast live, do you?

The other party's assistant, An Mu, sent a message on the public channel, and Mo Se replied indifferently with a word "no", and An Mu, he was relieved, and said, "The last time you ranked the ladder, you were also in the dark. How about a live broadcast, and being ridiculed by friends in various ways?"

——Hand disability is a disease, it can be cured

Mo Se replied again, the other party's dark priest didn't speak any more, he was so angry that the top of his head was smoking, he really couldn't figure out how such a cheap talker could have so many fans, especially many women were still fascinated by him, It's almost like expressing despair in this face-seeking world.

The ladder high score game is actually the same group of people who fight back and forth. Many of them are already familiar with each other, and they can cooperate with each other. , no one can take it lightly, because the other party thinks that he can blow people up because he is not a professional. Those who have this idea are either brains or brains.

In the first 3 minutes, I am your father's bounty hunter, and I am your father who is just about to carry Killing a chicken with one hand, but with a fan out of thin air, a Liwan was thrown out of nowhere, and a cloud of mist was thrown directly at him. He was silenced and he ran slowly. He was stabbed twice by a Rikimaru in the back. I am your father, and the blood bar is already in danger , the dark sage who was on the road came galloping, I am your father who successfully delivered a blood.

——Haijiao dear, do you want to send a second blood?

The Tidehunter who was on the bottom road taunted directly on the public channel, Haijiao let out a heck, and typed angrily.

——Come on, baby, feel my brother's love/caress

——Well~ don't~

The dark sage who just took first blood added shamelessly, and Haijiao let out another haha, and roared: "Little KK, continue to poison him."

Medusa's one-arrow secret technique, the snake, is perfectly rounded by long-range minions, tides, and Riki who came to gank. Kidding's poisonous dog complements skills. I am your father's omnipotent follow-up. Under the deceleration halo, Tidehunter was finally besieged He died, but it's a pity that the last blow was milked to death by the Almighty Knight.

"Brother, leave the head to me!" Haijiao wailed, I am your father, oops, his fat face flushed slightly: "I'm sorry, my hands are shaking."

Until the third time Almighty killed the enemy hero and snatched the head, Haijiao finally couldn't bear to let go of the headset, looked at me with disdain as your father, and smiled: "Brother, do you have Parkinson's disease?"

"Oh, you are as witty as you, my little Tianya." I am your father with a kind smile and a kind tone.

Haijiao glanced at his 0 kills, 4 assists, and rolled his eyes angrily.

At 10 minutes, there was a team battle in the Dire field. Haijiao flew over with a TP, landed and opened up, petrified the opponent's legion commander, and covered two squishies on his side. After Haijiao killed one, Turning around again, lying on the grass, what the hell are all the teammates running away!

The first sister lay dead and returned to the spring, and Haijiao immediately sprayed: "Lying in the grass, big brothers, what are you running! You can definitely destroy them!"

"Oh, I'm so piapia~" OHno cocked his orchid fingers too much, and was still going down the road to make up troops to make up for the economy. Haijiao felt his eyes darken, and gritted his teeth: "It's a bunch of beasts."

"Congratulations, you finally understand the essence of WAKA." Xiao Zhuo, who had been sitting in the back row silently watching the battle, and had never spoken much except commanding and choosing heroes, finally spoke. The smile on the corner of his mouth was a bit weird and mysterious. This person might It's really like what Lin Yu said, the first position played too much, and the murderous look in his eyes was more serious. Haijiao's heart gave an inexplicable thump when he saw it, and he suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

Haijiao, the cousin of the famous ladder player and former master Tianya, came to WAKA on the first day and was dragged into a five-man fight, and the amiable teammates used "grab your head, grab your wild monster team battle and run first" like a god The cooperative operation allowed him to deeply understand the style of a group of beasts. Although he forcibly pushed off the opponent's high ground in the end, and at the last moment, he completed the rampage of the first sister, Haijiao still felt that his heart was so tired...

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The author has something to say:

*There is no sweet daily life in this chapter, but waka's wretched daily life

* Cape has finally joined, there are newcomers, waiting for the game on October [-]st

*Small spoiler, after Xueba goes to the United States, there will be handcuffs play, hahaha

*Qiqi said to me today——

Your outline is

X month X day X posture sex

Play the game during the period (engage in plagiarism, fight against rivals)

On X, X, Hotel X

I think it makes sense and I can't refute it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha