The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 63

As the real king of the WAKA team, Chu Chu, the manager who doesn't usually show up at the base, can be regarded as a model worker in the circle. Of course, she mainly works with her lips.

As for Haijiao, it can also be regarded as one of the top talkers in the amateur circle. When the two of them chatted, it was like flying sand, walking stones, ghosts crying and wolves howling. Chu Chu said that brother, you are very smart to choose WAKA. Come to WAKA to realize your life ideal. Your career aspirations, Haijiao said that I am not such a noble person, I have not escaped the vulgar interests of life, Chu Chu immediately said that I should come to WAKA, guarantee that I can’t make enough money to think of endless female anchors or male fans It's no problem to have whatever fans you want, Haijiao laughed, then I want to sleep with Kidding.

Chuchu was stunned for less than half a second, and immediately said with a smile on her face: "No problem, I will prepare a kingsize bed, wash Kidding and send it to bed every day, and I can provide other props if you need it. What kind of posture do you like?" ? Or a whip? A candle? A saddle?"

"..." Haijiao was silent for a while, and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Chuchu, you are also a girl after all, can you be a little bit more moral?"

She tossed her short hair neatly, and smiled triumphantly: "My sister's morality has already died in the hands of your family."

"Huh?" Haijiao looked blank, and Chuchu sighed into the microphone: "I think back then, my sister was also an innocent girl, and she was your brother Tianya's number one little fan girl. Later, your brother started live broadcasting, with a yellow accent and a yellow accent. After that, the pure and natural girl disappeared, so whose fault do you think it is?"

"..." Haijiao sniffed helplessly and smiled: "Yes, yes, it's all my family's fault."

"Haijiao." Chuchu suddenly stopped her smile and became serious: "Let me ask you seriously, do you really want to come to WAKA? You won't think about lying down and winning over there anymore? Seriously, we are very happy now. I need you, you know, Boo Boo ran away, God D is injured, I’m not kidding, you must be No. 2 when you come here, but after Lao Xiao heals up from his injury, we won’t say anything It depends on people's feelings or something, dota[-] is whoever can do it, and when the time comes, you two will look at the operation, and those who can continue to play the main force, and those who can't will be the substitutes, do you have a problem with this?"

"I really don't want to go to another team. I don't have that much obsession with which team. I can only say that WAKA is my favorite team. I also like the people here, and I want to play with them. As for the substitute As a substitute, I have no problem, but God D...is there no problem?" For those who like to play number one, DEADFAT is almost a benchmark in China among current players, and Haijiao respects him very much.

"Don't worry, God D knows what dota2 is like better than we do." Chu Chu, who became serious, still has the decision-making power of a top team manager, "Are you free tomorrow afternoon? Come to the base and we can talk about treatment Have you signed the contract? Let’s see the date for the press conference.”

"Okay, three o'clock in the afternoon? Are you still at Yulong Bay?"

"Yes, we will contact you tomorrow." Chu Chu smiled, tapped her index finger on the back of her phone, her neat short hair left a fine shadow on her forehead, "Haijiao, welcome to join WAKA. Thank you for coming to WAKA."

Cheeky as a sea horn, also smiled embarrassedly, cleared his throat: "Finally I'm going to play professionally, please take care of me, sister Chuchu."

"Sister, uncle, my mother is forever, okay?" Speaking of this, Chuchu smiled strangely, with a very ungirly expression: "If you really care about it, you have to tell your future teammates about this. KK, they are all beasts."

But the beast teammates didn't know what Chuchu said to Haijiao, they all gathered in the living room, chattering about the fantasy scene of hanging and beating your mother, what about jumping over the tower and killing black people in the fog 1V5, the middle road directly blasts the high ground, gives them the hope of reversal, and then presses people to the ground and rubs them tightly. There are so many scenarios, all of which are to give them back everything the island devils have done. .

"So, let's continue their challenge, accept it, accept it, I really want to cripple them." Kidding rubbed his head, a little helplessly: "Only you in the team I'm familiar with Lao Xiao and Haijiao, so let the rest of you get along with him anyway, or you want to play the role of supporting brother Bao?"

The support is really a sore spot for mid laner Kidding, who is a slutty mid laner. Thinking about being fooled by Xiao Zhuo last time, and beating a giant tooth seaman, he almost made half his life ugly in front of Lin Yu. The little brat shook his hands again and again. , Let OHNO and I be your father to assist in this kind of cheating thing, I am too capable, after all, I am the man who shoulders the fate of half of WAKA after the boss is injured!

"Practice together for a week, 12 hours a day. The time should be enough. The little devil is nothing more than aggressive tactics. If we don't answer, their mocking tricks will come. If they answer, they will definitely use boo boo to make a fuss. He will do everything possible to win against us, and I have a feeling that after this match, something else will happen." Holding a glass of cold white water, Xiao Zhuo even drank the elegance of red wine, the thick glass The bottom of the cup made a "click" sound on the table.

Wa Chacha glanced at him and nodded: "We must fight, the key point is how we prepare. Hush has been in the team for so many years, and he knows us too well. He knows everyone's characteristics. , I guess you can even tell how many minutes you spend wandering around, where you put your eyes and close your eyes. The most erratic player in our team is Fat Xiao, followed by Dad, so most of our treasures have to be in the sea. Jiao, but this person is prone to collapse in the early stage, so you need to protect him."

"Hey, what about me?" Without hearing his name, Kidding felt inexplicably neglected, and waved his hand eagerly. Wa Chacha looked at him and patted his head lovingly: "You It refers to the friendly match against Zhengda Guangming, and you directly let them kill chickens with bounties in the middle lane?"

Hearing this, Kidding pursed his lips and lowered his head very guilty. As a big brother in the second position, he would occasionally make mistakes!To speak so mercilessly and directly, there is really no friendship between teammates!

"Okay, okay, don't think too much, the time is set on October 10st, and Haijiao will come to sign the contract tomorrow afternoon, I'm going to let him squat in the base directly, you guys train hard and get used to it, other things You don't need to think about things, I will solve them, everyone's only thought is to win, and if you win the little devil, you will be fine," Chu Chu, who finished the call over there, appeared in the living room, and immediately made a decision with a wave of her hands, and the raised Danfeng's eyes curved It's very good-looking, with a sly gleam in his eyes, he glanced at Xiao Zhuo: "Brother Xiao, don't take your vacation, stay at the base for the next few days, and guide Haijiao well, I will send a car to take you back after you recover."

Thinking about my sultry primary school bully, although it hasn't been a few days to get tired of being together, but in the end, everyone has their own dreams, and everyone has their own battlefield.

Ever since, Xiao Zhuo nodded, raised his right arm lightly, and laughed: "No problem, in fact, I feel that the dexterity of my fingers has improved these days, and maybe I will be able to compete soon."

That night, Chu Chu logged on to WAKA's official Weibo and posted a Weibo with a rather strong tone.

——The @QNMDA team is of course no problem, starting at 01:30 pm on October [-]st, dedicating a victory to the motherland!Do you have any opinions about the referee looking for bless?

This microblog has completely pushed WAKA and dota2 into the hot searches again. Even many passers-by who don't play games are asking what dota2 is?game?Is it fun? What is WAKA?Are they great?What do these Japanese want to provoke first?

Because of this trending search, the game between the island country team and WAKA at TI7 was brought up again. First, Tianya posted a Weibo saying that after careful study, you fucker directing Soga’s main point of view. This person caught WAKA several times When breaking through the fog, I almost came directly to the scheduled route of WAKA. If I say it is intuition, it is too accurate. Is it really not tricky?

Another well-known commentator who has always been unrestrained and uninhibited speaks more bluntly to the lungs, and just put it in one sentence - bet on Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum, the little devil cheated!

In just one night, there was a lot of noise on Weibo and post bars. Some people said that Huo Huo is a traitor and Huo Huo is a traitor. Some people said that WAKA is inferior to others. Some even said that the real mole is actually DEADFAT. ...

Regarding all kinds of rumors, fuck you didn't say a word. On WAKA's official Weibo, Chu Chu only replied with one sentence - the rumors stop with the wise, and the clear will clear itself.

This can be regarded as an attitude, the fans are more confident, and they will turn back those strange sailors—are you all lame?Do you think WAKA's entire team is stupid?So far God D is still staying well, but someone is gone, who is the traitor? I still don't understand?

It was originally one of the teams with the most fans in China, plus DEADFAT who showed off during the Ti7 game and attracted a lot of fans from passers-by, and Kidding, who also has a lot of female fans and has a lot of fans. Once the fans started to fight, their fighting power was overwhelming. They scolded that group of strange sailors so badly that they couldn't find their pants.

As for DEADFAT's number one fanboy, Lin Yu, after a exhausting negotiation with Song Yiran, he saw WAKA's Weibo, very selfishly rejected Erche's request to chat, and called He made a call to his favorite God D.

At this time, Xiao Zhuo was in the gym in the basement, doing push-ups with one hand, so he was a little out of breath when he answered the phone.

"Baby..." This sound was terrible. His voice was slightly hoarse and breathless, especially like the sound when he was about to do something. Sitting in the cafe, Lin Yu blushed and asked softly: " What are you doing?"

"I miss you." The answer was very neat, and the tone was quite natural. Lin Yu's face turned even redder, and he could only groan. In the end, Xiao Zhuo was still quite dissatisfied, and asked: "Don't you miss me? Huh? I I miss you so much, I want to kiss you, I want to hug you."

This time, Xueba's face was so red that he could bleed, he didn't say anything for a while, Xiao Zhuo was even more dissatisfied, the voice seduced him: "Do you want me?"

Although he rationally told himself that the conversation between the two of them is very similar to that of children in kindergarten, Lin Yu couldn't help but said "I think so" in embarrassment, and nodded slightly involuntarily.

Xiao Zhuo's laughter was particularly sexy through the microphone, and he asked softly, "Is your matter over there settled?"

"Well, it's almost there." Rubbing the center of his brows, Lin Yu was still quite shocked when he thought that Song Yiran had generously admitted that he liked Zhang Yi at the end, and that he could resign as long as he didn't cause trouble to Zhang Yi, who is currently working in a certain ministry. of.

"Then how about you? I saw your Weibo." Lin Yu's voice was soft, and Xiao Zhuo felt very comfortable listening to it. He only regretted that the distance is too far now, and he couldn't put people on the bed directly until the sky was dark.

"It's okay, don't worry, your husband is number one in the world." Without blushing at all, Lin Yu flattered himself, and Lin Yu laughed outright, mocking unceremoniously: "Is the disabled number one in the world playing games?" ? Can you beat me now?"

"Oh, didn't I hit you very well before?" There was a very connotative taste in the voice, and the upright Xueba was very witty for the first time to understand what this guy was implying, and immediately became popular again Face, gritted teeth: "Why are you so full of these things in your head! Can you get away from the primary fun of life!"

"Yeah, I've been thinking about you from the third year of high school to the present." Unexpectedly, Lin Yu confessed again, and Lin Yu's little heart stopped beating again, feeling helpless and wanting to laugh. sour.

"I miss you so much." The elementary school admitted his feelings generously. Xiao Zhuo took a long breath, only feeling that his willpower is getting worse and worse, so he could only smile wryly: "Baby, I have to follow the team." The training camp will last until October [-]st, so you can live on campus first, okay?"

"Ah."

"When we finish fighting that day, I'll come to you and let me play, okay?"

"Um……"

"Bring your mobile phone these days, and you have to video with me every day."

"Ah."

"Lin Yu, I love you."

"I also... love you." Sitting across from him was his roommate who couldn't wait to rush over. Lin Yu could hardly utter the last two words, but he finally said it. There is always a feeling of starting a long-distance relationship right now. , and another urge to fly to see Xiao Zhuo if the next second is the end of the world.

It turns out that love is probably like this.

For the sake of the other party, for the sake of the lover, I want to make myself better.

This is how I can love you more.

The author has something to say:

*I'm really sorry, the stupid Er Saosao came back from a trip... I was knocked down by a cold, my nose and tears flowed, and then I didn't even turn on the computer, eh

*Actually, I feel like falling in love is something like two people who like each other do something naive and sincerely want to do something. 23333333

*520 did not catch up, sorry, sorry, the next update will be stable.

*522 I love you guys