The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 34

When leaving the pig knuckle house after paying the bill, WAKA and the group did not expect to meet THEONE. This handsome mixed-race guy with a good appearance is wearing dior sunglasses and leading two very hot big/boobs. The girl is walking in.

The moment he saw Xiao Zhuo, THEONE's face, which was still talking and smiling, immediately changed, as if desperately telling himself to be a gentleman, but when he saw DEADFAT, he couldn't help but want to yell at him.

"Hi, BLACK!" Finally chose to say hello to Mo Se, THEONE took off his sunglasses, smiling very attractively, Mo Se just looked at him indifferently, and nodded his head barely as a response, Kidding really wanted to intervene, However, he is really a scumbag. Apart from the ones commonly used in dota, he will probably be Walter eh dead yo son and mother?Selling mother Ai Si K set!some type of……

"Black? WAKA?" There was a beautiful girl who seemed to be playing Dota, and she clearly recognized Mo Shi. Just as THEONE was about to introduce him, a voice he was very familiar with sneered: "GL tomorrow morning BO3, you will Come here to pick up girls? THEONE is so good to pursue."

THEONE's face turned green obviously, "FU/CKYOU! CHINESEDOG!" This sentence lingered in my mind for several times, and finally managed to hold back and just let out a cold snort, but the girl stared at Xiao Zhuo who was not wearing a mask for three seconds , suddenly called out: "OHmygod! DEADFAT?"

Her voice was so loud that many people in the restaurant looked towards the door, and the waiters all walked towards the group of people.

Xiao Zhuo refused the girl's request to take a group photo excitedly, saying that he was going back to training, turned around and left, and the girl's excited voice came from behind: "My God, it's unimaginable that DEADFAT looks like this! The contrast is really It's too big!..."

And THEONE chased him out, and stopped Xiao Zhuo directly, who turned around and looked at him coldly.

THEONE quickly approached Xiao Zhuo, two or three centimeters taller, staring at his eyes, sneered: "FU/CKYOU! CHINESEDOG!"

"Your mother—!" Everyone can understand this sentence. I am your father who has already swung his fist. Mo Se grabbed him and said in a deep voice, "How stupid? You do it first and then enter the foreigner's room." Bureau, who will call you in the fourth position?"

"Ci'ao——" I am your father scolded, but THEONE laughed, with a look of what you can do to me.

Xiao Zhuo patted Kidding's head, and said softly in English: "Don't worry about it like a foreign idiot who can even fuck a dog. If you look at the size, let's crowdfund and buy him a Teddy."

After saying this, Xiao Zhuo also took a step closer, almost sticking to THEONE, looked at him coldly, and suddenly laughed again, with an evil look on his face: "Fuck/me? Okay, if you have the ability, come to the winner's group In the final, let's see if I fuck you, or you get fucked by me."

"But to be honest, if you look like me, I'd feel disgusted if you post it to me." Then he added this sentence, seeing THEONE's face darker than the bottom of the pot, Xiao Zhuo turned his head and left. Pay attention to him.

On the taxi back to the hotel, Kidding glanced at Xiao Zhuo from time to time. Although he didn't understand what he said just now, judging from THEONE's expression, he was really angry. Thinking about it this way, he felt that the boss really He's very handsome, but if my sister-in-law is here, she might be able to translate for herself...

The life of a scumbag is really exhausting...

When will the boss fix the sister-in-law and ask for English tutoring for himself...

_(:з」∠)_

However, Kidding's mentality of "the boss is so handsome" disappeared after he returned to the hotel and got on the [-]-point trumpet Xiao Zhuo gave him.

Because the avatar on that account is a photo of a particularly wretched man, the one who looks like Bi Fujian in an island love action movie that was once very popular on the Internet, and his ID is also called——My operation exploded the sky.

"Boss, what the hell is this number? It looks so strange!"

"Mo-colored number, consider the consequences of changing your name."

"Nima...well..."

So, Kidding had no choice but to enter Xiao Zhuo's group with that speechless profile picture and vest, and then saw that Xiao Zhuo formed an account called "I am such a man". The profile picture was quite familiar, and Kidding stared at it. After a while, I finally remembered that Xueba's sister-in-law's Weibo avatar is like this...

This is so problematic!

Kidding trembled all over, and squinted at Xiao Zhuo, seeing that there was nothing unusual about him, so he suppressed the thought that the boss was trying to manipulate him.

During the hero selection stage, Xiao Zhuo first randomly selected a Templar Assassin, and asked Lin Yu to continue to choose the Silencer to go down the road. When Kidding was selected, Xiao Zhuo directly asked him to take the Giant Tusk, and K Mengshen trembled again. I really want to cry: "Boss, Haimin, I haven't been playing well."

"Go and keep silent." Without giving Kidding any chance to refuse, Xiao Zhuo directly pressed OK for him.

Fortunately, it was a coincidence that in the bottom lane, they were fighting with the Earthshaker and Warlock, and they were obviously the same two people who played black, and their operations were not bad, and supporting Kidding was very life-threatening.

After the game started, Xiao Zhuo used the Templar Assassin to kill wildly in the top lane and the middle lane. He never went to the bottom lane once. He killed a super god. Silencer is on the bottom road, fighting with the sea people and refugees, fighting to the death.

As for the Templar Assassins, they just don't come to wander around.

In the end, it was the Templar Assassin who went berserk and went directly to demolish Dire Fang's house. In less than 10 minutes, he violently won the game and took Lin Yu to win. However, because the dead man was so ecstasy, Lin Yu won the whole game. The game didn't say much.

After finally jumping out of the ending screen, Kidding wailed, went offline directly with blood on his face, and ran to the toilet in pain.

Xiao Zhuo looked at "I am such a man" who was still in the team, and asked very, very gently: "Why did Xialu die so many times?"

--Forehead

——It’s because I’m too good-for-nothing, and I can’t cooperate with Haimin

——By the way, God D, Haimin was called by you to fight together. I'm a little curious about who it is...

Seeing Lin Yu finally asked this question, Xiao Zhuo was in a good mood, and wanted to flick that hard-working avatar on the screen.

- is your favorite mid laner

--ha?end of the world? ? ? ? ?

——It’s nothing, right? Tianya will help me? ? ? ? ?

Xiao Zhuo, who was in a good mood just a second ago, only felt a suffocating breath stuck in his chest again, and the mouse was about to be crushed by him.

end of the world?The old man who retired after 14 years?

Ha ha

——Do you like Tianya very much?

——It’s okay, winning TI1 is too passionate. Although I only watched the video, they lost two games in a row and finally came back.

--Oh

Although I have also watched the video of Tianya leading the team to win the championship, Xiao Zhuo is even more upset. Is this worth your excitement?

What if I confess to you when I win the championship?

Lin Yu, do you still remember me?

Still suppressing the urge to smash the keyboard, buy a plane ticket, and then lock that person up, making him go crazy too, Xiao Zhuo suddenly saw another sentence lit up in the team dialogue column on the screen, and then, soon is another sentence.

——The great gods are all great gods, just like the name DEADFAT will always be engraved in the hall of DOTA2, no matter how time passes, it will not fade

——In my opinion, DEADFAT is the best No. [-] position in China so far, at least in the top three, although I personally think it is No. [-]

——Waka's DEADFAT no one can copy, and no one can replace, the unique and best number one

Lin Yu didn't know why he had to say these words in the team, but he couldn't help it, as if there was some force to force him to say these words to God D as if they were flattering.

It also seems that he sometimes analyzes the game on Weibo. Even if the operation is not good, he is naturally cautious about the data and certain rules in the game, as if those are waiting for him to analyze and study in the laboratory. Kerry flasks, Soxhlet extractors, sand core funnels...

Looking at these few words, Xiao Zhuo was almost breathless, he could almost hear his own heartbeat, as well as crazy shouts coming from nowhere.

Lin Yu...Lin Yu...Lin Yu...

All of them are in the name of this person, and I am really going crazy.

Like a psychopath, he touched the miserable avatar on the screen, the avatar was very small, not as big as a thumbnail, but Xiao Zhuo's hands were a little unsteady.

——Are you willing to give me the good luck BUFF forever?

—Only for DEADFAT?

When asking this question, Xiao Zhuo's mind was in a mess, and he stared at the screen short of breath. He knew that his question was too strange, but he couldn't help it.

--OK!

After waiting for less than three seconds, the other party seemed to have an answer without thinking.

Xiao Zhuo looked at the screen, motionless.

After a long time, he laughed, satisfied and greedy.

Ah.

Lin Yu, I can't let you go.

The author has something to say:

*Girls can call me Er Sao Sao, okay?

*Fat fat idiot makes me unable to bear it, hahahaha

No, I have a weird smile when I write 233333333333

*The name Sheraton is because the second child has a very strange Sheraton Hotel

Although, in fact, what I wanted to write at the beginning was Radisson [because of the sequelae of watching skam]

Going to the Sheraton is of course piapiapia, a fat man must order a seven-day presidential package to be worthy of himself 23333

*Wait for the dead fat man to return to China to open the crazy flirt version 2.0

*Rao is a top student as straight as a telegraph pole

In the end, I still have to bend into a mosquito coil