The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 33

The live interview platform of DEADFAT was also released. There are so many bullet screens that it will go to the sky. Everyone said that they are the number one fans, and they are very eager to see the pious eyes of the fat god.

And the real number one fan was staring at the screen at this time, with the attributes of being a straight learner, and all his attention was on the sweat on God D's forehead.

I have read a study before, and the average adult can consume 1.4 calories per click of the mouse, plus typing on the keyboard, directing, and nervous, the calories consumed after three games should not be small.

Sweating so much... Will the mask get wet already...

Is it really not uncomfortable...

Do you have to take off the mask if you feel uncomfortable...

Eh? What does god D look like?

Will you be able to see it if you invite him to eat noodles at home?

Tu

……

When Lin Yu realized that he was thinking about something, the post-match interview was over, and he started to comment on the on-demand game. He glanced at the steam he was still logged in, and the name of DEADFAT had turned gray.

But the hand on the keyboard couldn't bear it anymore, clicked on the private chat, and with a strong feeling that he wished that he could transform, he typed very politely: "God D! May good luck always be here with WAKA!"

The three in the dormitory only watched the first game. Afterwards, those who had dinner and those who were looking for a girlfriend were looking for a girlfriend. Lin Yu was the only one left in the dormitory. Watching the game, his blood was surging, and the number one fan suddenly felt that he could go out and run laps, so he checked the time was still early, and went to the library under the sun.

As for Xiao Zhuo in Cologne, wearing a mask with a stiff face to get rid of the entanglement of the fans, he walked back to the hotel not far away with Mo Se and the others. After entering the lobby, he seemed to relax a little. In the room, the first thing Xiao Zhuo did was to take off the mask, he was really going to die of heat.

"Boss, when do you think you can get rid of your obsessive-compulsive disorder? You can't stop taking the medicine!" Kidding looked at Xiao Zhuo who went straight to the bathroom to take a shower, and kept smacking his mouth with a gloating and disgusted face.

The little boy sat on the sofa with his back to the sky, grinning stupidly at the ceiling, and said to himself: "My God, I won both rounds of BO3! I won both! The next one is the winner's bracket final! My God Huh! So excited! Ah, I want to take a selfie! I want to post on Weibo!"

He straightened his hair in front of the mirror, and took a keyboard to pose for the camera. When the beauty function was turned on, the crazy selfie mode was turned on.

After taking an unknown number of photos, there was the sound of the door opening behind him. Xiao Zhuo, who had finished his shower, was pushing the door out. He heard the clicking sound of the phone taking pictures, glanced at Kidding, and stretched out his hand, "Give me the phone."

"Ah?" Kidding looked gloomy, just now he was startled by the voice, his phone tilted, and directly took a picture of Xiao Zhuo who pushed the door and walked out, but this photo, the angle is absolutely perfect, it took the picture of himself He is so handsome, he will definitely make all the young ladies praise him, but thinking of the character of the boss who kills him and refuses to be photographed, it is estimated that the photos will be forcibly deleted by him, Kidding almost wants to cry.

It's rare for me to have such a handsome piece of soap!

I really don't want to give it to the boss!

But I have to give it!

What a life!

So hard!

Snatching the phone from the reluctant Kidding, Xiao Zhuo wiped his hair and looked at the screen.

The lower left corner is Kidding, and the photo is not bad. The upper right corner is the self who is pushing the door and coming out, with his head down, and he can't see his face clearly.

After looking at the phone for two seconds, Xiao Zhuo returned it to Kidding, continued to wipe his hair, and asked, "Are you going to post on Weibo?"

"Yeah... Emma! Boss! You didn't delete this photo for me!" Kidding howled excitedly, Xiao Zhuo threw the towel he had wiped his hair on his face, and said very coldly: "You You can post this on Weibo."

"Ah? Really? Don't lie to me because I don't study much!"

"After posting, pack up and I'll treat you to dinner."

"Ah good!!!"

Cheering Kidding lay on the bed, happily posting pictures on Weibo.

——VIva is a great team, playing against them is exciting!Especially emotional!We won!Winner's Bracket Finals, here we come! TI7 I love you! (づ￣3￣)づ╭

Next, when changing clothes, whoosh reminded that there were new comments. After reading a few, Kidding wanted to vomit blood.

The first few lines are normal, boasting that KK is great, KK is so cute, KK is so cute and so on, but starting from a certain line, the direction starts to deviate.

——Is the one behind me fat?Did you just take a shower?Oh my God, I want to wash together too

——I’m going, it’s actually a deep V? ? ? ? ?

——Is this God D’s pajamas? What a nice figure (nosebleed)

- contract pajamas

- Contracted collarbone

……

Throwing the phone on the bed with great resentment, Kidding collapsed after changing his clothes, full of resentment, looked at Xiao Zhuo very sadly: "Boss, I swear that I will never take pictures with you again! "

"Huh?" Xiao Zhuo hung up the phone, he just called Mo Se and the others to make an appointment for dinner.

"Unless I also develop abs someday!"

"Can you not eat snacks? Abandon Wangzai milk and Yakult? Don't sleep late? Exercise every day?" Xiao Zhuo patted his head helplessly, turned around and left, leaving a sentence: "There are delicious food, can you come or not?" ?”

Torn between delicious food and abs didn't even last a second, Kidding got up and followed calmly with the excitement of wanting to kill the boss.

Because they are a group of old men, the place to eat is Laiyinyuan Pork Knuckle House, all kinds of pork knuckles are meaty.

While stuffing his mouth full of meat, Kidding put his phone under the table and secretly sent a private message on Weibo. The recipient of the private message was "PUSHed in the laboratory".

——Ahahahahaha or or or or or, did you see the photo I just posted on Weibo?I also have a high-definition photo of the boss!

——I can send it to you! !Just do me a favor! ! ! !

Just after finishing a paper in the library, he spread out "Water Transport in the Ming Dynasty" to read Chapter 1. Lin Yu glanced at his phone, and saw Kidding's private message. He raised his eyebrows slightly, feeling that KK these few days The words are filled with a vile aura.

——what's busy?

Kidding, who had just swallowed a mouthful of elbow meat, was almost choked. He really didn't expect "Sister-in-law" to reply in seconds, and Xiao Zhuo was sitting right across from him. The kid was really guilty, so he glanced secretly The other party glanced at him and found nothing unusual, so he relaxed and continued to send private messages.

——(doge) posted on Weibo that your favorite mid laner is the domineering Kidding!

——To be reasonable, my operation is very good. Anyway, it is first-class in China. It shouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that I am the favorite mid laner, right?

——Oh, but I can’t say that I said it myself!

—— Post on Weibo with one hand and deliver with one hand

—Is it a deal? (drinking a cigarette)

Because Kidding typed so passionately, I am your father couldn't help but look down at what he was doing, but Kidding directly covered his phone, and pushed I am your father's head away with righteous words, very serious: "Personal privacy , don’t peep, okay, study the law, abide by the law and understand how to use it?”

"Huh? What the hell are you!" I was your father who didn't buy it, and strongly expressed that he wanted to see Kidding's phone, and then received an even more ruthless rejection.

"What the hell! I'm chatting with Miss Qingchun, okay! What if Miss Qingchun is scared away by you!" Kidding jumped up from the chair angrily, and ran to the bathroom with his mobile phone in his pocket.

I am your father staring at him dumbfounded, Wa Chacha stuffed a fried egg into his mouth, and said in confusion: "Miss Qingchun? Are you really in love? Have you ever seen it? Is it beautiful? But, he is Puppy love?"

And a certain "pure young lady" in China is sitting in the library with a few books spread out in front of her. The handwriting on the notebook is neat and thin gold. Because of mild myopia, she only wears it when she is reading and doing experiments. Glasses, almost laughed out loud at the phone.

The index finger of his right hand lingered on the phone screen for a while, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Kidding, a 16-year-old genius boy, was really funny. Lin Yu suppressed a smile, and replied with two words—OK.

Then I edited Weibo - WAKA's Kidding is my favorite mid laner!Domineering side leakage (should be right?) (scissorhands)

He even thoughtfully put a picture of Kidding's Shadow Demon's Hidden Knife zooming in.

Simply perfect.

The people at the table who were happily eating meat just a second ago suddenly heard a "snap". It turned out that it was Xiao Zhuo who had tapped his phone on the table, with a dark face and a depressed body.

Before everyone had time to ask what was going on, Xiao Zhuo had already pushed away the chair, and ran to the bathroom with his cell phone in his pocket.

"What the hell?" I'm your father looking at OHno, with a dazed expression on his face, Mo Se glanced in the direction Xiao Zhuo left, and continued to eat calmly, but Dabai's expression was a little anxious: "Damn, these two people are not Food poisoning? Diarrhea?"

After Xiao Zhuo walked into the bathroom, he glanced at the cubicles and walked towards the only one with people.

"Constipation?" He stopped at the door and spoke mercilessly. Kidding, who was squatting on the toilet, immediately shuddered: "Come out now, come out now."

When Kidding came out pretending to lift his trousers and flush the water, Xiao Zhuo stood beside him, staring at him with his head down to wash his hands, and suddenly said, "Did you always check Weibo while eating?"

"Ah? No! I'm chatting with Miss Qingchun!" Kidding reacted very quickly, and smiled dryly in the mirror. Xiao Zhuo just kept looking at him, and then said something: "Take someone to play black with me at night." Bureau, there is a trumpet with [-] points on Mo Se's side."

"Huh? Playing three thousand rounds? What the hell!"

"You play support." Xiao Zhuo didn't give him a chance to refuse, and directly pressed Kidding to death in the support position, making the latter almost cry without tears, because few people know that the mid laner Kidding is so awesome When playing support, the operation is simply shocking...to death.

As for Xiao Zhuo, he has already sent a private message to DEADFAT's number one fanboy.

--available?Gang up

——Ah, good, then I'll go back to the dormitory now!

- Take it easy, an hour and a half later

--good! ! !But the dormitory is not here, just me

- It's okay, I'll take someone with me

——God D took me to the top, it's really fantastic! ! !Thanks! ! ! ! !It feels like four thousand points are just around the corner.

On the way back to his seat, Xiao Zhuo stopped.

--You are very happy?

--yes! ! ! ! ! !

Very satisfied with the long series of exclamation points, the so-called "favorite mid laner is Kidding" seems to be indifferent, Xiao Zhuo frowned and smiled.

--You are welcome

——The number one fan's good luck buff

--I love so much

The author has something to say:

*Suddenly discovered that I have written more than 8 words...a month hasn't passed yet...

*So, the so-called Sheraton Hotel Presidential package for seven days or something, there must be

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