Just one day passed quickly, and it was rare for the five WAKA members to not talk nonsense while training. The group stage will start tomorrow, and everyone will start to enter the competition state at the same time.
Especially Kidding, who played TI for the first time, the little boy stopped talking non-stop, and even took off the iconic big-frame glasses that he wore to pretend to be good-looking, but showed a pair of eyes, watery Runny, like some kind of small animal.
With his hand twitching, he missed another pawn, and Kidding cursed secretly, "Second Austrian". This is already the 5th melee pawn he missed in 10 minutes, which is very different from his usual standard.
Xiao Zhuo pressed the pause button, he was cooperating with Mo Se in the bottom lane, and switched to Kidding as the mid laner. Unexpectedly, this kid hadn't played yet, so he became inexplicably nervous.
Wa Chacha nuzzled at him, Xiao Zhuo glanced outside the door, and mouthed: "I'll come", Wa Chacha nodded, motioning for everyone to take a rest.
When he followed Xiao Zhuo out the door, Kidding's right index finger was still clicking nervously, as if he was clicking a mouse.
How could the soldiers be missed like this?How could it be leaked like this?As a mid laner who misses troops like this?Do you have experience?Is it worth the money?How can you suppress the opponent if you can't get up?If you can't suppress the opponent, won't you become a cancer?What if the team is dragged down?
God!I can't even imagine...
Kidding was full of random thoughts, as if he had already killed the WAKA group stage and went straight home, it was too scary, he felt so nervous that he wanted to go to the toilet now...
urgency...very urgency...
"Hey." Kidding didn't react until Xiao Zhuo poked his finger on the forehead, his face was anxious and disheveled: "I'm going to the toilet, no, I want to pee."
Resisting the urge to laugh wildly, Xiao Zhuo made his expression look more amiable, and asked: "Scared to pee?"
"..." Kidding's expression was very lifeless, and he even tightened his legs. He had a feeling of prostatitis without urinating for a second, and replied anxiously: "What? No? How could I be that A weak chicken with a strong psychological quality? I just drink too much water."
Due to the advantage of height, Xiao Zhuo pressed one hand on Kidding's head, and the kid's messy hair that was sprayed with styling water was forced down, and then he pinched Kidding's head with more strength like a massage, and said: "Your bottle of Yakult is still unopened, is your saliva still snot?"
"..." Kidding was in a hurry, he had the urge to punch his chest, his eyes turned red: "I admit, I didn't drink any water! I'm nervous! I'm such a piece of trash for his sister, I'll be the one for 10 minutes I missed it, but my sister also brought a knife and axe? That’s the level? Don’t talk about THEONE, even the Great Qin Empire. I can’t even line up with him? Why is it right? Send troops to others? Fuck him Sister..."
"Don't be afraid, THEONE has me to beat him up, even the Great Qin Empire, he will definitely run away when he sees you next time." As the captain, Xiao Zhuo seldom needs to do this kind of ideological work with these people, after all, They are all veterans, not to mention that when he was nervous back then, he just held back and didn't let anyone see it.
"I started playing DOTA in 2006, and my friends took me to play. At that time, besides CS, I also had some online games. Armored heroes who run fast, have life-saving skills, and are not easy to die, do you know what they let me play?"
"What?" Xiao Zhuo didn't expect Xiao Zhuo to change the subject suddenly, it was something so long ago, Kidding thought about not talking about playing games, how old was he at that time, he was really young, he deserves to be the future pillar of WAKA , Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is no such urgency.
"They asked me to play Medusa, um, it met my requirements, so I played Medusa* for a whole month," Xiao Zhuo paused, as if he was forced by those unbearable past events. To stop breathing, he continued for a while: "The interface at that time was completely different from what it is now. There were no shops to recommend the equipment that heroes should produce, and there were many shops. The synthesis of equipment was all by rote memorization. In order to remember these shops , I bought a notebook with my breakfast money, and it was full of prosthetic legs = boots of speed + speed gloves + scrolls, black emperor staff = ax of power + mithril hammer + scrolls, and various heroes in the early and mid stages What kind of equipment will be produced later.”
"Heh... I worked so hard that I memorized the things in the notebook when I was studying in the morning, and there are different skill keys for each hero, and then the Chinese teacher hung my notebook on the small blackboard in front of the teacher. The exhibition lasted for a whole month, and he said, have you seen it, to be addicted to the Internet to such an extent is simply social garbage.”
"However, think about it, I'm pretty trash. I skipped class and went to an Internet cafe to play Medusa for a month. I can't even beat the computer."
Kidding stared at Xiao Zhuo dumbfounded. He thought of himself. He also loves to play games, and he was also scolded by his parents and teachers. He could only gain a little sense of accomplishment from his classmates who played games until he came to play professionally. Yes, things have changed.
"Everyone came from a rookie. I used to be, Mo Se was, and THEONE was too. What's there to be afraid of in this competition, but it's just fighting against a group of former rookies, so fuck the fuck?"
After saying something very vulgar, Xiao Zhuo pressed on the top of Kidding's head again, and smoothed down the messy and upturned hair of the little kid. Seeing the radiant eyes of the kid, he couldn't help being a little proud, Raised eyebrows: "Don't worship me too much."
"Boss, I've thought about it, I can use Medusa as a hero!" Seeing Kidding's longing face, his eyes shining, but the answer was that he went to outer space, Xiao Zhuo almost vomited blood, but finally he was still depressed Resisting the urge to beat him up, he said, "Okay, let's go back, the training match is over."
Kidding agreed, but said he still needed to go to the toilet. Squatting in the toilet, he took out his mobile phone excitedly, clicked on Weibo, and didn’t have time to read the comments, so he quickly clicked on the private message "Pushed in the laboratory" .
——Xueba, did you also hate playing games before?
It's exactly eight o'clock in the morning in China. Lin Yu just arrived at the laboratory with a pancake fruit. When he heard the voice and saw Kidding's private message, he was at a loss.
--what?
- don't hate it
——No... It should be said that I have had it before, but I was too high school at that time, and it was all prejudice, whether it was games, chemistry, or anything else, the results in my field were all based on talent + sweat , who has the right to judge others
——Really think about it, I was too funny at that time, I have to apologize for the prejudiced and stubborn ideas before!
--come on! KK, you are the best [-]nd position of the best WAKA!
Kidding looked at the private messages that kept popping up, and sighed with emotion that Xueba is Xueba, his typing speed is so fast, and at the same time, he couldn't help laughing and narrowed his eyes, and said something silently in his heart—
Sister-in-law is such a good person!
At this time, someone knocked on the door of the toilet cubicle, and Xiao Zhuo's voice sounded: "Urinary frequency, urgency, can't you urinate?"
"..."
"Let Ma Yun's father send you a kidney treasure?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
--------
At 8:9 am on August 7th, the TI16 group match kicked off at the Olive Branch Stadium in Cologne. The [-] teams started at almost the same time, and the online platform could choose to watch. Each district explains how to proceed simultaneously.
WAKA's first opponent in the group stage was Ukraine's BoOm team. The opponent first banned DEADFAT's hot mess Huomao in recent matches, second-handed ONno's elf, and third-handed black-colored murloc.
However, beyond BoOm's expectations, WAKA finally took a lineup of Dark Ranger, Medusa, Vengeful Spirit, Beastmaster, and Ice Soul.
When the opponent's lineup is complete, BoOm wants to roar, what the hell is paralysis!If you have the ability, you can take five short-handed heroes!
However, with such a wonderful lineup, they won BoOm's high ground in 30 minutes, especially Kidding's Medusa, who can be called the MVP of the game.
The big screen showed the kid smiling excitedly, shaking his fist hard, and DEADFAT sitting next to him still wearing a hat and mask.
The swiping screen of the domestic live broadcast was frantically scrolling.
——Holy shit, KK bunker
——Hahahaha, really, why don’t you take five short hands? I’m also convinced
——And have you noticed that in the two team battles, God D is obviously giving way to kk
——Have jq?
——Mao, I feel that being fat is just like a loving father
——Damn, when will Fat God take off his mask, Nima, I want to scratch the wall, obviously it’s eyelashes, okay?
Lin Yu also watched the game. Although he was fighting at night in the dormitory, writing papers and turning on his mobile phone, he had to admit that even though kk's performance was perfect during the team battle, he still kept paying attention to that The Dark Ranger, barely blinks his eyes.
Gee.
The author has something to say:
*Medusa has a stalk
In fact, I was the second child who made the request and was recommended to play Medusa for a month. God knows that I was also the one who took the notebook to record the equipment...
Well, it was 2010 when I played, and I couldn’t think about it at all. Then I knew that Medusa is the big brother of the big brothers, and I was... bloody all over my face
Medusa's armor consumes mana to resist damage, which meets my requirements
Medusa's big move is to stare and dare to hit herself, and then turn the opponent into stone statues, which meets my requirements of running away if she can't beat her
At that time, Medusa was popular for running fast phase shoes, well, it still meets my requirements...
Ha ha ha ha ha
*Actually, Fatty is also a domineering person
【enough】
*I really... go farther and farther on the road of letting myself go
Especially Kidding, who played TI for the first time, the little boy stopped talking non-stop, and even took off the iconic big-frame glasses that he wore to pretend to be good-looking, but showed a pair of eyes, watery Runny, like some kind of small animal.
With his hand twitching, he missed another pawn, and Kidding cursed secretly, "Second Austrian". This is already the 5th melee pawn he missed in 10 minutes, which is very different from his usual standard.
Xiao Zhuo pressed the pause button, he was cooperating with Mo Se in the bottom lane, and switched to Kidding as the mid laner. Unexpectedly, this kid hadn't played yet, so he became inexplicably nervous.
Wa Chacha nuzzled at him, Xiao Zhuo glanced outside the door, and mouthed: "I'll come", Wa Chacha nodded, motioning for everyone to take a rest.
When he followed Xiao Zhuo out the door, Kidding's right index finger was still clicking nervously, as if he was clicking a mouse.
How could the soldiers be missed like this?How could it be leaked like this?As a mid laner who misses troops like this?Do you have experience?Is it worth the money?How can you suppress the opponent if you can't get up?If you can't suppress the opponent, won't you become a cancer?What if the team is dragged down?
God!I can't even imagine...
Kidding was full of random thoughts, as if he had already killed the WAKA group stage and went straight home, it was too scary, he felt so nervous that he wanted to go to the toilet now...
urgency...very urgency...
"Hey." Kidding didn't react until Xiao Zhuo poked his finger on the forehead, his face was anxious and disheveled: "I'm going to the toilet, no, I want to pee."
Resisting the urge to laugh wildly, Xiao Zhuo made his expression look more amiable, and asked: "Scared to pee?"
"..." Kidding's expression was very lifeless, and he even tightened his legs. He had a feeling of prostatitis without urinating for a second, and replied anxiously: "What? No? How could I be that A weak chicken with a strong psychological quality? I just drink too much water."
Due to the advantage of height, Xiao Zhuo pressed one hand on Kidding's head, and the kid's messy hair that was sprayed with styling water was forced down, and then he pinched Kidding's head with more strength like a massage, and said: "Your bottle of Yakult is still unopened, is your saliva still snot?"
"..." Kidding was in a hurry, he had the urge to punch his chest, his eyes turned red: "I admit, I didn't drink any water! I'm nervous! I'm such a piece of trash for his sister, I'll be the one for 10 minutes I missed it, but my sister also brought a knife and axe? That’s the level? Don’t talk about THEONE, even the Great Qin Empire. I can’t even line up with him? Why is it right? Send troops to others? Fuck him Sister..."
"Don't be afraid, THEONE has me to beat him up, even the Great Qin Empire, he will definitely run away when he sees you next time." As the captain, Xiao Zhuo seldom needs to do this kind of ideological work with these people, after all, They are all veterans, not to mention that when he was nervous back then, he just held back and didn't let anyone see it.
"I started playing DOTA in 2006, and my friends took me to play. At that time, besides CS, I also had some online games. Armored heroes who run fast, have life-saving skills, and are not easy to die, do you know what they let me play?"
"What?" Xiao Zhuo didn't expect Xiao Zhuo to change the subject suddenly, it was something so long ago, Kidding thought about not talking about playing games, how old was he at that time, he was really young, he deserves to be the future pillar of WAKA , Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is no such urgency.
"They asked me to play Medusa, um, it met my requirements, so I played Medusa* for a whole month," Xiao Zhuo paused, as if he was forced by those unbearable past events. To stop breathing, he continued for a while: "The interface at that time was completely different from what it is now. There were no shops to recommend the equipment that heroes should produce, and there were many shops. The synthesis of equipment was all by rote memorization. In order to remember these shops , I bought a notebook with my breakfast money, and it was full of prosthetic legs = boots of speed + speed gloves + scrolls, black emperor staff = ax of power + mithril hammer + scrolls, and various heroes in the early and mid stages What kind of equipment will be produced later.”
"Heh... I worked so hard that I memorized the things in the notebook when I was studying in the morning, and there are different skill keys for each hero, and then the Chinese teacher hung my notebook on the small blackboard in front of the teacher. The exhibition lasted for a whole month, and he said, have you seen it, to be addicted to the Internet to such an extent is simply social garbage.”
"However, think about it, I'm pretty trash. I skipped class and went to an Internet cafe to play Medusa for a month. I can't even beat the computer."
Kidding stared at Xiao Zhuo dumbfounded. He thought of himself. He also loves to play games, and he was also scolded by his parents and teachers. He could only gain a little sense of accomplishment from his classmates who played games until he came to play professionally. Yes, things have changed.
"Everyone came from a rookie. I used to be, Mo Se was, and THEONE was too. What's there to be afraid of in this competition, but it's just fighting against a group of former rookies, so fuck the fuck?"
After saying something very vulgar, Xiao Zhuo pressed on the top of Kidding's head again, and smoothed down the messy and upturned hair of the little kid. Seeing the radiant eyes of the kid, he couldn't help being a little proud, Raised eyebrows: "Don't worship me too much."
"Boss, I've thought about it, I can use Medusa as a hero!" Seeing Kidding's longing face, his eyes shining, but the answer was that he went to outer space, Xiao Zhuo almost vomited blood, but finally he was still depressed Resisting the urge to beat him up, he said, "Okay, let's go back, the training match is over."
Kidding agreed, but said he still needed to go to the toilet. Squatting in the toilet, he took out his mobile phone excitedly, clicked on Weibo, and didn’t have time to read the comments, so he quickly clicked on the private message "Pushed in the laboratory" .
——Xueba, did you also hate playing games before?
It's exactly eight o'clock in the morning in China. Lin Yu just arrived at the laboratory with a pancake fruit. When he heard the voice and saw Kidding's private message, he was at a loss.
--what?
- don't hate it
——No... It should be said that I have had it before, but I was too high school at that time, and it was all prejudice, whether it was games, chemistry, or anything else, the results in my field were all based on talent + sweat , who has the right to judge others
——Really think about it, I was too funny at that time, I have to apologize for the prejudiced and stubborn ideas before!
--come on! KK, you are the best [-]nd position of the best WAKA!
Kidding looked at the private messages that kept popping up, and sighed with emotion that Xueba is Xueba, his typing speed is so fast, and at the same time, he couldn't help laughing and narrowed his eyes, and said something silently in his heart—
Sister-in-law is such a good person!
At this time, someone knocked on the door of the toilet cubicle, and Xiao Zhuo's voice sounded: "Urinary frequency, urgency, can't you urinate?"
"..."
"Let Ma Yun's father send you a kidney treasure?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
--------
At 8:9 am on August 7th, the TI16 group match kicked off at the Olive Branch Stadium in Cologne. The [-] teams started at almost the same time, and the online platform could choose to watch. Each district explains how to proceed simultaneously.
WAKA's first opponent in the group stage was Ukraine's BoOm team. The opponent first banned DEADFAT's hot mess Huomao in recent matches, second-handed ONno's elf, and third-handed black-colored murloc.
However, beyond BoOm's expectations, WAKA finally took a lineup of Dark Ranger, Medusa, Vengeful Spirit, Beastmaster, and Ice Soul.
When the opponent's lineup is complete, BoOm wants to roar, what the hell is paralysis!If you have the ability, you can take five short-handed heroes!
However, with such a wonderful lineup, they won BoOm's high ground in 30 minutes, especially Kidding's Medusa, who can be called the MVP of the game.
The big screen showed the kid smiling excitedly, shaking his fist hard, and DEADFAT sitting next to him still wearing a hat and mask.
The swiping screen of the domestic live broadcast was frantically scrolling.
——Holy shit, KK bunker
——Hahahaha, really, why don’t you take five short hands? I’m also convinced
——And have you noticed that in the two team battles, God D is obviously giving way to kk
——Have jq?
——Mao, I feel that being fat is just like a loving father
——Damn, when will Fat God take off his mask, Nima, I want to scratch the wall, obviously it’s eyelashes, okay?
Lin Yu also watched the game. Although he was fighting at night in the dormitory, writing papers and turning on his mobile phone, he had to admit that even though kk's performance was perfect during the team battle, he still kept paying attention to that The Dark Ranger, barely blinks his eyes.
Gee.
The author has something to say:
*Medusa has a stalk
In fact, I was the second child who made the request and was recommended to play Medusa for a month. God knows that I was also the one who took the notebook to record the equipment...
Well, it was 2010 when I played, and I couldn’t think about it at all. Then I knew that Medusa is the big brother of the big brothers, and I was... bloody all over my face
Medusa's armor consumes mana to resist damage, which meets my requirements
Medusa's big move is to stare and dare to hit herself, and then turn the opponent into stone statues, which meets my requirements of running away if she can't beat her
At that time, Medusa was popular for running fast phase shoes, well, it still meets my requirements...
Ha ha ha ha ha
*Actually, Fatty is also a domineering person
【enough】
*I really... go farther and farther on the road of letting myself go
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