The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter No.17

The schedule of TI7 is a little different from last year's TI6. The group stage will also be played on the final venue. The group stage will start on August 8th, and it will be played in three days. After a two-day break, the winner's group and loser's group will start.

参赛的16支队伍还是和去年一样，分别是6支受邀战队+8支地区预选赛晋级队伍+2支外卡赛晋级队伍，这16支队伍分为两组（每组8支）进行BO2的小组赛，2-0获胜得2分，1-1得1分，0-2得0分。每组前4进入主赛事淘汰赛胜者组，5-8名则进入败者组。

WAKA is directly on the invite list. Apart from WAKA in the Chinese division, it is upright to be invited. According to unreliable rumors, Ice Frog himself is a fan of the upright captain No. [-] Daqing Yaowan. Anyway, from the team's team name and You can almost tell from the member names, this is a team with a funny style.

Xiao Zhuo is quite familiar with their No. [-] Daqin Empire, and the two teams stayed in the same hotel.

The training on the 8th ended early, and Wa Chacha announced his departure before four o'clock in the afternoon. Xiao Zhuo received a private letter from the Great Qin Empire.

Great Qin Empire: Where?

DEADFAT: at

Great Qin Empire: The game will start tomorrow, the brothers want to have dinner with you guys

DEAD FAT: ?

Great Qin Empire: Nima, don't always look indifferent. jpg Okay, we just want to have a meal, and celebrate that we are not in the same group as you, OK?The location is the cafeteria on the first floor. It's agreed. Come down at five o'clock.

DEADFAT: I agree?

Great Qin Empire: (#‵′) Don’t put your nose on your face, don’t worry, no one will take photos of you and post on Weibo, don’t you say that you won’t reveal your true colors? interesting

System: You have blacklisted the other party

The Great Qin Empire:……

"Firstblood! doublekill!..." The phone rang, Xiao Zhuo glanced at the name of the caller on the screen, and decisively pressed the hook to hang up. Three seconds later, the caller came again without hesitation.

"Hey! A bit of patriotism, okay? We are all from the CN competition area anyway! Can we get together again!" The broken voice of the Great Qin Empire was on the microphone, and Xiao Zhuo hung up the phone decisively.

Mo Se, who cleaned up the keyboard and mouse, looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter?"

"Go to the cafeteria on the first floor for dinner at five o'clock."

"Huh?" Kidding who walked to the door suddenly turned his head and grinned: "Boss, do you have a treat?"

"No, someone invites you." Xiao Zhuo also put away the keyboard, and suddenly smiled strangely: "They are short and wretched and they want to treat guests to dinner."

"Lying on the grass?!" I am your father coughing twice because of his own saliva: "Competing with those group of idiots for dinner? Boss, do you really agree?"

"Well, I sold you all, especially you." Xiao Zhuo replied calmly, and Xiao Zhuo stuffed me with a lollipop that was left over from Kidding, leaving the other party alone in the spot and messed up in the wind...

If you want to talk about why I am your father, I have such a strong psychological shadow on the Zhengda Guangming team. It is probably because there was an offline All-Star Game last year. WAKA and Zhengda Guangming played 1:1. After the game, they also went to eat.

Forget eating, but also play the truth or dare game.

It's fine if you play, I'm your father who loses the most.

He made the following four challenges respectively.

——Invite the girl in the box next door who weighs 130 by visual inspection to play with the princess hug (I am your father, only [-] catties)

——Put on lipstick and give Kidding a hot kiss, and post on Weibo

——Call the person with the best relationship in your game circle, and tell him, I like men

——The next time you start a live broadcast, change your vest to be fair and square, and I want to marry you

Such a basic and unscrupulous team is really a bunch of cheaters!

Since then, I am your father and I will give them the name-short and wretched.

At [-]:[-], OHno squatted at the door, grabbed my father who was trying to escape, and Kidding and two people clamped him, and mercilessly refused his uncle who had a stomachache and went to the toilet on the way. He made unreasonable demands and took him directly to the cafeteria on the first floor.

When they got there, the upright people were already there, and five pairs of eyes swept over them. That wretched smile made me see that your father's knees were weakening.

"Eh? Where's the fat guy?" The 1.7-meter-tall and 1.7-meter-weight person sitting in the center is the No. [-] Daqin Empire. He asked directly, and Kidding gave him a white look, saying that the boss would come over soon.

"Hey hey, little daddy, do you really dare to come?" The one who laughed even more obscenely was Daqing Yaowan, the captain of the third position, who was so provocative and coquettish.

"Cough-cough--" Lei was not taken lightly by the other party's cheating nickname, I am your father turned around and said angrily: "You guys eat, I have to go."

"Don't go." The late Xiao Zhuo finally arrived, he patted I am your father on the shoulder, looked at the Great Qin Empire, with a smile on his face: "I ordered eight hundred and eight per person, eat more , anyway, they treat guests."

"Beast!!!!"

"Did you know that my salary will be deducted this month!!!"

"Paralysis! I'll blow you up in the final!"

This buffet, Xiao Zhuo ate very comfortably. With the support of his little fans, he looked radiant. Halfway through the meal, he even took a photo of the five people opposite him and posted it on Weibo. .

——Short and wretched dinner treat.

At the same time, Daqin Empire, who was swiping Weibo, spewed out a mouthful of lobster: "Cao Nima! Fatty! Can you take a picture of me as wise and powerful?! My brother is so handsome! The five wretched men in this photo Who is the man? Who is it?"

Xiao Zhuo raised his eyebrows calmly, unmoved, called out to Mo Se, took a picture of the other party also raising his eyebrows, eating ice cream in an elegant posture, and sent another Weibo.

——The short and wretched Great Qin Empire said that he wants to run away from the order, what should I do, wait online.

As soon as these two microblogs were posted, there were countless comments in an instant. Some people asked for a photo of Pang Pang God's face, some said that Mo Se was so handsome and licked the screen, and some said that they were short and wretched and dared to escape orders when they started the live broadcast. Brushing JJ every day is only three centimeters!

Ten minutes later, Xiao Zhuo saw a comment from "Pushed in the laboratory", and was very happy.

——Judging from the color, the lobster in the Great Qin Empire is not very fresh, and it is predicted to have diarrhea. Can I bring the toilet into the game? (sinister smile)

"Hahahaha!" Kidding, who was also watching DEADFAT's Weibo, laughed out loud. Xiao Zhuo was also calm and patient, but it was hard to hide the corners of his mouth.

He replied - no, he can dig a hole in the chair.

The author has something to say:

*Bo2 in the group stage is to play two games anyway, and then count the points

*The next chapter is finally about to start the competition, 23333 I write really slowly

*And, writing a little sweet article is simply freeing yourself

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