The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 15

Weibo exploded.

Because of that mysterious swimsuit photo of DEADFAT, the top number one in China, and some kind of Two-dimensional underwear that I put on so hard to prevent the swimsuit photo from being too inharmonious.

—— Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly ? ! !

——Blind my eyes, this is really a fat man, didn't you find a model to take it? @Kidding (ghost face)

——(Nosebleed) Chichi, come and see, I really misunderstood you, your husband is really handsome! @Overbearing President Chopped Jiji

——To verify, is this something about the DEADFAT@DOTA circle?

——(tears) I was wrong, I shouldn't have called him a fat man before

——Lu Zhuanfan

——Sexy, Lu Zhuan fans +2

——Fat God, you are my brain

——Hahaha, I give this underwear very much

——Underwear steals the spotlight

……

DEADFAT's fans soared to 25 in just one hour, and there were even two hot searches about him - DEADFAT swimsuit and DEADFAT's underwear.

Kidding, who was far away in Germany, stared at the comment prompts that kept being posted with a rather inscrutable expression, and curled up on the sofa in silence.He didn't go back to his room, but was in the room of Mo Se and I am your father. Those two were playing Three Kingdoms Kill 1V1, and Kidding just sat there in silence.

After finishing it, I am your father who opened a bottle of mineral water, stood next to Kidding, and leaned over to see what this kid was looking at, so deeply.

It turned out that he didn't look at it, so he took one look, and directly sprayed a mouthful of mineral water on Kidding's head with a "poof--".

"Your uncle!" Kidding jumped up from the sofa directly, water drops dripping down his drooping bangs.

"I said, little KK." While handing him a tissue, he stared at him with rather complicated eyes. I am your father who spoke very earnestly: "You are still young, and some things may not be as you imagined. Especially in the matter of feelings, people are sensory animals, sometimes vision can make people feel impulsive..."

"???" Kidding looked bewildered, looking at me as a fool, looking at me as your father. The latter looked sad, as if he had considered it for a long time, and then said, "Really, we don't discriminate against things like sexuality. You, but you have to think about it first, whether you are a good one, after all, the boss has a relationship foundation for many years..."

"????" Kidding was completely dumbfounded, "What are you talking about? I don't understand?"

I'm your father, grabbing Kidding's hand, and took a long breath: "For as long as we've been fighting the Three Kingdoms Killing, you've only looked at this photo for so long. You said that if you look at a beautiful young lady, it's fine, but what about such a flat-chested man?" ghost?"

"Huh? This is the boss!" Kidding was speechless, and squeezed his phone tightly, "Look at the mole on his neck, it's our awesome mid laner brother DEADFAT, okay?"

I am your father's eyes widened in an instant: "Lying grass? Xiao Zhuo?? This is even more unacceptable! Let me tell you! What are the team rules! You are not allowed to fall in love in the team!"

Kidding was directly laughed at by Lei's strange brain circuit of I am your father. He sat down on the sofa, couldn't stop laughing, tears and snot flowed out: "You are cheating! What dogecoins are you thinking of! I like it What are you doing, boss! Brother, my sexuality is normal, okay! I like pure girls, okay!"

"What's the situation with the photo?" Mo Se finally couldn't take it anymore, walked over to pick up Kidding's phone, exited the image, saw Weibo, and couldn't help but gasped.

Kidding revealed the inexplicable behavior of DEADFAT tonight. I am your father, who was dumbfounded and couldn't say a word, but Mo Se frowned, pointing at the sultry photo, with a disgusted expression on his face: "This Guy's spring has really come."

"Eh? Could it really have something to do with that Lin Yu?" I am your father slapped his head, remembering the time when Xiao Zhuo got drunk before, Mo Se realized, and said, "It's the one you asked me to give me human flesh." Lin language."

"Yes, yes! There is definitely a problem!" I am your father very excited, as if he suddenly thought of something, he quickly took out his mobile phone, clicked on Weibo, and muttered: "Go to his Weibo to see if there is any what's the situation."

"Don't read it, I've read it a long time ago, and there's nothing, he hasn't updated it in two days." Kidding shrugged, with a helpless expression on his face.

Mo Se grabbed Kidding's phone, quickly clicked on Lin Yu and Xiao Zhuo's Weibo, glanced at their followers, and clicked: "So that's it..."

"What is it like?" The other two, whose emotional intelligence was also soaring in the sky, still had dazed faces, squinted eyes, locked the phone, and said inscrutably: "Showing a show like this has no results, it's too bad."

"????" The two of them still wanted to ask something, Mo Se directly took a change of clothes and went to take a shower.

Kidding originally wanted to discuss it with me as your father, but suddenly the phone rang, and it was Xiao Zhuoyin's voice that came over.

--where is it?

——Boss, stay on Mo Se's side, um, let's discuss tactics

- can die back

--Um?Boss, why are you so fierce?

——Come back and explain, what is the condition of this underwear

--ah! ! ! !

Suddenly remembering what kind of underwear he made for the wise and powerful DEADFAT, Kidding hung up the phone with a look of death on his face, looking at me as your father: "Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"No." The refusal was merciless.

"I sleep on the floor." Lasagna Tears

"No."

"Then can I apply for your assistance?"/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"You can die and go back."

After being mercilessly rejected and dragged back to his own room next door, Kidding's heart was broken.

You scumbags!

The close friendship between the agreed teammates!

We agreed to be each other's angels!

The cliffs are all deceiving the innocent me!

TAT

Entering the room, Xiao Zhuo was leaning on the sofa, with a half-smile, with gloomy eyes: "Explain?"

"Boss, I was wrong..." Kidding looked like he was dying, and with trembling hands, he deleted the photo of the swimsuit with the pink underwear with the Pokemon chubby pattern on it.

"It's all because you are too powerful. For the sake of core values, I can only do this..." While posting on Weibo while explaining silently, Kidding's heart was very ups and downs, and Xiao Zhuo just replied him two words very coldly --Shut up.

Xiao Zhuo's mood is really not very good, because the so-called number one fan of DEADFAT!He hasn't come to pay attention to himself yet!

And Xiao Zhuo, who was full of anger, soon fell into a dream, letting the fans on Weibo wailing, DEADFAT, here is a frontal photo.

When Kidding came out of the shower, Xiao Zhuo was already fast asleep. He tiptoed onto his bed, checked Weibo habitually, and saw the post from "Pushed in the laboratory" at a glance. Private message, for an instant, Kidding almost couldn't help screaming.

——Come on for training!Let's play!

——Also, sorry

——Uh, it’s been circulating on Weibo, you posted a swimsuit photo of DEADFAT, but it seems to have been deleted, what’s the matter (stare)

The little angel in Kidding clenched his fist, then looked sideways at Xiao Zhuo who was sleeping soundly, and the little devil in Kidding clenched his fist again.

--You want to see? ? ? ?

Lin Yu replied very quickly—er, want to see?

——Want to see it very much?

——Yeah, really, really want to see it?

——Come and beg me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

——…

——Hahahahaha! ! ! !Please I can't show you either! ! ! !The boss said, if you want to see it, go find him yourself! ! ! ! ! !

Turn off the phone directly, cover the quilt to sleep, the air conditioner is quite comfortable, and Kidding entered a sweet dreamland.

The author has something to say:

*SLi league, distressed wings

Ugh

*After listening to Ai Qi’s words, please explain, the big brother in this game is probably the one who leads you to kill, lead you to fight and lead you to win, let’s understand it like this

*It still comes from the still sweet little honey Er Sao Sao who has a cold

【enough】