The Great God is always teasing me [e-sports]

Chapter 14

After sending this provocative private message, imagining Lin Yu's annoyed look when he saw it, Xiao Zhuo was in a good mood, the anger that was stuffed in his chest disappeared a lot, he even turned his head to look at Kidding with a smile, and spoke in a very amiable way. Said in a tone: "Today I will go wash first."

Kidding nodded sluggishly, and was about to bow and say goodbye to the boss, when Xiao Zhuo actually walked into the bathroom humming a song, Kidding poked in place, as if he didn't bring back to the city, didn't bring red medicine, didn't have magic immunity, and left blood The feeling of eating a tree and running, but being struck to death by Zeus's big lightning move.

Then the boss who sang a ditty, looks, really, very much like... having a spring...

Thinking of this, Kidding quickly clicked on Weibo, read all of DEADFAT's and Lin Yu's Weibo, but didn't see any clues. When he turned to the second page of Lin Yu's Weibo page, he suddenly heard the news The sound of the door opening made Kidding startled, and quickly locked the screen of the phone. Under Xiao Zhuo's suspicious gaze, he went into the bathroom with a dry smile.

This time, he even specially folded the jacket that he took off very, very neatly, which looks very serious at first glance.

It was a good night's dream. After waking up, Xiao Zhuo opened Weibo as soon as possible. There was no reply on the two accounts, except that DEADFAT had more than 1 fans and hundreds of comments. There is no so-called number one fanboy to pay attention to me.

Locking the phone with a cold face, Xiao Zhuo calmly got up, took a shower and had breakfast. On the surface, he was no different from usual, but he exuded a strong aura of not approaching strangers all over his body.

During the first training match, Wa Chacha was surprised to find that, unlike yesterday's Running God, today's Xiao Zhuo evolved into an enhanced version of DEADFAT overnight, fighting all kinds of fierce, Juggernaut standing in the middle, it is almost It was done by stepping on the face of Karl on the opposite side. Before level 6, he killed the opponent three times in a row, with a chicken that detoured from the woods.

OHNO's little elves are the best in the country, and they can't keep up with Xiao Zhuo's rhythm. The momentum is like a rainbow bursting into the sky, and there is a kind of momentum that I am standing here, you are not dead yet?

Trained with them were four members of WAKA's second team, with a big brother as a substitute. He played with four domestic teenagers who opened a VPN. There is a kind of sad reminder that WAKA will sit on the bench.

"It's in good shape! Hands are hot, okay, let's continue to the finals, and the fight will start in three days. I've been upset with GL's THEONE for a long time..." Wa Chacha glanced at the screen at the end of the first round According to the data, the number of kills in this game is 58, and the participation rate of DEADFAT is 80%, which is simply a scary number.

At the start of the second BP, Xiao Zhuo directly ordered the butcher again, Mo Shi could not help but look sideways at him, and licked his lips: "It seems that this is going to heaven."

Xiao Zhuo just nodded and continued to direct, his black and white eyes were almost burning with flames.

The training results in the morning were quite fruitful, and the fast pace made Kidding almost feel like he was playing in the finals, especially the last sentence, the second team was also forced to red-eyed by DEADFAT, a 75-minute game, and finally lost, both Fang is exhausted from fighting.

Seeing that everyone was tired, Wa Chacha moved the meal originally scheduled for [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], and specially added a poached egg for Xiao Zhuo, and smiled obscenely: "Young man, it seems that yesterday's meal was good, what a treat Eat something."

"Yes, boss, you said earlier that a few eggs and sausages can inspire your fighting spirit, let Dabai open a chicken farm directly next to our base, hahahaha." I am your father who also put the poached eggs in his bowl He scooped it up, and was just about to throw it into Xiao Zhuo's bowl, when the other party directly pierced his soft-boiled egg with a chopstick, and the half-baked egg yolk leaked out of his hand.

"Damn it, my bastard!" I am your father wailing.

"Well, it's broken." Xiao Zhuo calmly made up the knife, completely ignoring the pained expression on the other side's face, and took the bowl to eat.

In the afternoon, I watched the video again, listening to Wa Chacha and Dabai, a part-time data analyst, analyzing the [-] teams in this competition, especially the two new teams from the qualifiers, FINT from Ireland and QNMDA from Japan.

"Fuck you? What the hell is this team name." Kidding looked at the team logo on the screen and silently complained, Moshi patted his head, and ONno added: "Tsk, it's still an island country, we have to do it die."

"Let's put patriotic sentiments first. Fuck you. It's reasonable. Their No. [-] position is a talent. They have a very, very good sense of wandering in the early stage. Most of the economy can stay in the top eight, and they can be transferred to the big brother in the later stage. Many At that time, the one in their number one position was actually a cover..." Wa Chacha slammed Kidding on the head, signaling them to continue to listen to Dabai's analysis.

……

This day passed in a very fast-paced training, and because the state of the five people was taken by DEADFAT to the sky, Wa Chacha didn't let them rest halfway. It was not until five o'clock that they announced that they would have dinner, and then exercise. In the evening have a good rest.

After eating and resting for half an hour, Xiao Zhuo finally took out his mobile phone, closed his eyes for two seconds when clicking Weibo, then opened them again, um, no, still nothing.

Lin Yu didn't follow her, and didn't even update Weibo.

Why is my mood so, so, not so good...

After eating and drinking, Kidding rubbed his stomach and went back to the room. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Zhuo raised his head and looked at him with a murderous expression. The kid had three veins on his forehead and swallowed hard.

"Boss? What's wrong with you?"

"go swimming."

"Eh?????" Kidding looked at Xiao Zhuo with a horrified expression, and inexplicably remembered those female fans of YY himself and DEADFAT on Weibo, calling every day what little KK is so good, the fat god is so mysterious and mighty , Pressed under the body, soy sauce and so on.

Could it be that the boss suddenly changed his gender?Want to kill yourself?

Emma, ​​it's so scary, Kidding's whole body is in a mess.

Of course Xiao Zhuo doesn't know what this wandering Two-dimensional boy is thinking. He doesn't even know what danmei is, and he can be said to be a strange straight guy in the gay world. He is really inspirational and touching.

Pushing Kidding, who looked like he was dying, Xiao Zhuo got his swimsuit and a change of clothes. There was a quite luxurious swimming pool on the third floor of the hotel, and Dabai had already applied for a card there. Young people who can't help themselves have no time or interest.

Following Xiao Zhuo trembling to the swimming pool, Kidding looked down at the floor all the way, counting the grids on the floor, until the boss stopped, turned around, and said to him in a very calm tone.

—Wait a minute, take a picture of me with your DSLR, the face cannot be captured.

——Post it on Weibo.

——Oh, @ me again.

— Said that you secretly took the picture.

——If you are afraid that you don’t need to go into the water for swimming, go back and play with Mo Se and the others after filming.

"??????" Faced with a lot of demands from Xiao Zhuo, Kidding was so shocked that he couldn't move at all.

What the hell?Boss is showing off?

Who the hell can give him a critical blow, make him die back to the spring, and start over again.

All of this is absolutely unscientific.

Finally, at exactly nine o'clock in the evening German time, Kidding posted a Weibo with trembling hands.

——The boss is swimming today, I took a sneak shot, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, everyone hurry up and watch it, if you find it, you have to delete it~~~ (Tongue sticking out) @DEADFAT

The picture below is a swimsuit photo of DEADFAT, only below the neck, with a healthy tanned complexion, tight and stylish eight-pack abs, and ecstatic mermaid lines, slender legs, and water drops , with a filter.

In short, it is very, very, very, very... irritating!

The author has something to say:

*Hahahaha, no, I was driven to death by the coquettish anger

*Let’s go today, Xiaobai told me very seriously, your e-sports article has a lot of bugs!

I have a black question mark on my face

He went on to say, for example, you tell me how the first-level fire cat kills the first-level ghost

With a dazed look on my face, I thought about it seriously, and said very coolly: In the case of the ghost learning the wrong skill!

noob……

However, I think the key question is, you are a straight man, is it true that Tanmei who is watching the nest is not ashamed? ! !

cough

*So, Er Sao Sao’s operation is really a scumbag. Some heroes, such as Carl, I really can’t use them at all. If you have a thigh who plays dota2 and reads this article, please forgive me for being superficial

after all

I

just

One

honey

【enough】