I'm here to find my son

Nan Zimu's journey was unimpeded. The dogs and dead ghosts beside the two bridges obstructed the leader of the Yin Bing here.

This yin soldier was single-named cruel, but he was not too hostile, but he talked a lot. On this short journey, Nan Zimu was almost fainted by his nagging.

"I really didn't expect to meet you, my lord. A group of people will die soon at Hangu Pass, so I led them and waited to catch the souls." Li always kept walking half a step behind Nanzimu distance.

"Well... how many people died, and who died?"

Li scratched his head and said: "I don't know about this either. If you are interested, you can go to the judge and ask for the book of life and death."

"So what's the matter with you, my lord... There is no spiritual power left, and the soul is not there... The three souls and seven souls are not complete, even if you go to reincarnate, you are still an idiot." When Li said this, he suddenly bowed respectfully. He raised his hand at the waist, "Inside is the Palace of the King of Hades, sir, please."

At this time, the King of Hades is interrogating a heartless man who killed his wife and abandoned his son. He will go underground and still refuse to admit his crime.

"If you don't repent, I think it's better to send you to the [-]th floor of hell... Hey, mother, why are you here, my lord?" Yama Wang smiled and said, "I don't know that you are here, but I am sorry to welcome you. "

After he finished speaking, he gave the heartless man a serious look, and told the little ghost beside the hall: "Pull him down, first pull out his tongue a thousand times, and then bring him back and let him tell the truth."

The heartbroken man had a terrified expression on his face, but before he could make a sound, he was taken down by a few little ghosts covering his mouth.

The two statues of black and white impermanence brought a chair and asked Nan Zimu to sit on it.The mountain god glanced at them, but went straight to Yan Wang: "Don't bother, I will squeeze with Yama."

The king of Yan is physically strong, and the chair of the king of hell is so big. After Nan Zimu forced his way in, Lord Yan only felt aggrieved, but he didn't dare to express his dissatisfaction.

"Actually, I have lost all my powers now, Lord Yan wants to hang me up for fun, and I have no power to resist." Nan Zimu wrote lightly.

Hades broke out in a cold sweat. When a woman came down from the mortal world, she was charged with attempting to kill the gods in the book of life and death, so Hades was very curious, so he looked up her life and saw Nanzi through his eyes. Mu.

Yan Wang has a psychological shadow on this mountain god, so even if he loses his godhood, Yan Wang is still cowardly when he sees him.After all, who knows if Nan Zimu will be able to regain his godhood in the future, if he takes advantage of God's danger... Lord Yan will tremble three times when he thinks about Nan Zimu's gloomy face.

However, Nan Zimu is not as scary as King Yan imagined, but this mountain god is Lord Yan's childhood nightmare, so the imagination has been exaggerated.

Moreover, the mountain god had a bad temper at the beginning, but later he came down for a stroll and didn't make trouble, just watching the excitement, Lord Yan hasn't been bullied by him for so many years, so it's strange to say that he misses it.

"Discuss something with you." The mountain god suddenly felt blessed on the road when he came just now, and suddenly felt that not only was his sorrow in vain on the carriage, but even his tears were shed in vain.

"what's up?"

Nan Zimu said in a leisurely manner: "Actually, it's not a troublesome thing, just let Lord Yama..."

"Wait...wait!" Yama was a little frightened by Nan Zimu's sudden honorific words, "Sir, don't ask me to stab the colorless sky, then I really dare not, when the time comes, Tathagata will also suppress me!" 500 years down the mountain..."

"Where did you think, how could I tell you to do such a thing as trespassing on the colorless sky?" Nan Zimu played with Xingmu on the case of King Yan, "I just want to say, we have been friends for so many years, you Can you send me to meet the Heavenly Emperor?"

Lord Yan shook his head repeatedly, the six realms basically belonged to a state of ignorance of each other, except for some large-scale banquets in the heavens that sent invitations to the underworld, it was against the rules for him to go up to the heavens by himself at other times.

Besides, if you go there, you still report your sorrows but not the good news. Sending Nan Zimu such a disaster, when the time comes, the Emperor of Heaven will not be willing to punish Nan Zimu, so he can only deduct the monthly regulations of Lord Yan to relieve his anger.

"No, no, this is really impossible. As the King of Hell, I would be criticized for leaving my post without permission, let alone going to the sky... Sir, you don't know that even the Emperor of Heaven can't come to the underworld at will. How can you go up there casually...it's against the rules."

Nan Zimu pinched his Lord Yan's waist heavily, and said coldly: "I don't have time to waste with you, so hurry up and send me up—by the way, did someone named Xiao Zhen come to your place a few days ago?"

Lord Yan thought for a moment, and looked a little unhappy: "My lord, you are really shameless. Now that they all know my nickname, what face do I have as a King of Hades? He said he wanted to be reincarnated in your Zhongnan Mountain, just to be a monster , I saw how timid he was, so I reincarnated him into a hedgehog."

Nan Zimu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking that Xiao Zhen could not be hugged by Song Ci before she turned into a human, that idiot.

"Okay, thank you, little dog." Nan Zimu said, "Send the Buddha to the west, and take me to see the Emperor of Heaven."

"No..." Yan Wang wanted to cry, "It's not that I don't want to do it, I can go alone, but now, my lord, you are just a spirit body without a soul. To be honest, you Now it’s impossible to even enter the Nantian Gate.”

Nan Zimu pondered for a moment, and then said: "My consciousness soul may be sealed together with the godhead. It is said that Li Xingzhi is also a god in essence, so the godhead on Huanxi will not be mine. The most likely thing is me. His Juehun was sealed together with his godhead."

At this time, the judge standing aside said with a blank expression: "There are heavenly soldiers guarding the Nantian Gate, as long as you let them smell the breath of a living soul, even if your lord is led by the King of Hades, they will not let you in."

"Then what is the judge's opinion?"

"My lord, have you ever heard of Di Ting?"

Nan Zimu raised his eyebrows lightly: "That dog that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva raised?"

"..." The judge laughed, "Don't dare to call him that. Di Ting is a divine beast. If he hears it, he might chase him to the Palace of the King of Hades to scratch people. Di Ting can not only listen to people's hearts, but also control the consciousness of living beings."

"Oh?"

The judge continued: "When the time comes, let Di Ting control the consciousness of those heavenly soldiers and generals first. Taking advantage of the gap, the King of Hades will fly the mountain god into the Heavenly Court Hall at the fastest speed."

Lord Yan asked: "But there are so many heavenly soldiers and generals along the way, even if it is a divine beast, it will be difficult to control them all, right?"

"That's enough. As long as Di Ting can hold on for a while, Lord Yan, you don't need long to fly to the Heavenly Court Hall." Nan Zimu patted Xing Mu, "The main reason is that I don't know how to hide him."

Bai Wuchang interjected, "It doesn't matter if you don't know Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, but you do know Di Ting."

Nan Zimu was at a loss: "Why don't I remember?"

"One day hundreds of years ago, Di Ting was so drunk that he hovered above Zhongnan Mountain, yelling that he wanted to confess his love to you, and then you shot him down with an arrow... Di Ting is infatuated, I have been broken in love for you until now."

Nan Zimu: "...Wow, is he so bloody? - Is there still time for me to seduce/seduce him now?"

Yan Wang glanced at Nan Zimu indifferently: "My lord has a family anyway, and the child has grown so tall, how can he do this..."

"Just kidding." Nan Zimu interrupted, "Take me to find Di Ting, Li Xingzhi's heart will die if it's later... By the way, Tugou, do you know what kind of god Li Jing is?"

"Don't say it, don't say it." Yan Wang shook his head.

"If you don't know, just say you don't know. What is it? It even pretended to be a Buddha for me." Nan Zimu slapped him on the head quickly. Immortals don't belong to the underground, and Li Jing's name is naturally not listed in the book of life and death. .Nan Zimu was purely curious. After all, it is big news for any god in the sky to go down to the earth to cross the catastrophe. If all the gods in the sky know about such gossip, they will definitely not be able to hide it from the ears of Lord Hades.

The place where Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva lives is much more resplendent than the place where Lord Yama lives. After all, Lord Yama is an official, and he dares not reveal his wealth, for fear of being accused of corruption and bribery by those naughty wandering immortals.

As soon as Nan Zimu entered, he bumped into Ji Zang's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Normally, even if he went to the heavenly court for a banquet, Nan Zimu would not be willing to take a second look at Di Zang. There are really only a handful of people who laugh so wickedly and weirdly.

When the mountain god saw him, he felt hairy and felt uncomfortable.

"Why did the mountain god and Hades come together today?" Dizang scratched Di Ting's chin, and Di Ting opened his eyes in a daze. After seeing Nan Zimu in front of him, his hair suddenly blew up, and then Hid behind the screen and went.

Nan Zimu couldn't figure it out, and looked at each of the two impermanence statues behind him with questioning eyes, and the question was about to come out—he didn't seem to like me at all, seeing me was like seeing a scourge.

Lord Yan took the lead to break the embarrassment, and then said: "Actually, the Lord Mountain God wants to use your Truth Listening."

Ksitigarbha was still smiling: "But my Di Ting doesn't seem to be very happy. It depends on his own will. I have no right to lend him to anyone."

Nan Zimu walked behind the screen, squatted down, and said as gently as possible: "Listen, I shot you down earlier, it was my fault..."

Di Ting is called Hell's Ears anyway, just now when Nan Zimu talked with them in the Palace of the King of Hell, Di Ting could hear them clearly.The divine beast suddenly felt that his former heart and soul had been fed to dogs. Not only did Nan Zimu not remember who he was, but now he whispered to him because he wanted something from him.

Di Ting thought to himself: I will never accept his request even if I die, he can't deceive me!

Nanzimu stepped forward boldly, imitating Dizang just now and scratching Di Ting's chin, then kissed the animal horn on Di Ting's head again: "Send me to the sky, okay?"

"Oh, good!" Di Ting's stubbornness was defeated immediately, and he couldn't help lamenting that this beauty misleads people. He clearly heard that this mountain god even had a child, but despite his sadness, he still couldn't help but feel cheap. After all, this mountain god is real. It's good to see that Di Ting actually had the idea of ​​being a mistress for a moment just now.

"Okay, Bodhisattva, lend him to me."

Ksitigarbha shook his head and sighed, then glared at Di Ting sadly and angrily: "You just said that even if you come to the end of the road, you must stick to your self-esteem?"

Di Ting rubbed back and forth at Nan Zimu's feet, enjoying it, and didn't have time to pay attention to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Jizo: "..."

You idiot, you will cry when you are thrown back after being used.