disqualified hero

Like other cities, Shizuoka has countless cafes with different styles.The coffee shop dedicated to "memories" is adjacent to the high-end apartment where Dazai lives. But the door was made of wood, the frosted glass and normal glass were stuck in the door frame, and a wind chime was hung under the eaves.

It is the Aizu Kitakata wind chime. The surface of the glass wind chime is painted with lacquer and gold powder. The wind blows through and the sound is ethereal.

Fat Rubber pushed open the door and squeezed his slightly bulky body into it. The middle-aged barista who was scrubbing the cup looked up at Fat Rubber, and his eyelids drooped, "Welcome."His voice was faint, and he didn't know if he didn't recognize the top-ranked hero, or he just took it for granted.

At [-] o'clock in the afternoon, the office workers are at work, and the students are playing in Tokyo on weekends. The cafe is very empty, as if there are no customers.

Looking up, there is a row of tall vegetation in the front. The voices of teenagers and girls came from behind the vegetation. They may be flirting. It is unknown whether the covered expressions carry the vigor and shyness of young people.

"Hey, can't we go to the beach together, Naoko?" the young man said, "It's very close, just in Yokohama, there is a very beautiful sea, and it takes 40 minutes to get there by JR. The sparkling sea is of different sizes. Isn’t Yi’s ship beautiful?”

"No matter how beautiful the scenery has to do with martyrdom, it's not beautiful at all." Naoko's lower body was still standing on the edge of the table, but her upper body was getting lower and lower, her face was almost touching Dazai's cheek.

However, her actions were not ambiguous at all, but filled with a strange sense of oppression: "Compared to inviting me to die in love here, Mr. Dazai should pay the credit bill last year first. Now it is not a recession period, and we do not accept regular customers. long-term credit."

[Credit? ]

Fat Rubber was surprised by the vocabulary. It is said that there is still a saying of credit in Eastern Europe, but it is a country like Spain where there is alcohol and drunk today. There is also a saying of credit in Japanese history, but it did not appear after the war. In the age of ignorance after the emergence of individuality.

[Is there anyone in this era who still uses credit?Especially young people. ]

He found it incredible.

Chubby Rubber coughed twice, and the boys and girls behind the vegetation paused. When he turned the corner, he saw Osamu Dazai in school uniform smiling and waving to him: "Mr. Chubby Rubber, come and sit down."

The working girl, holding a pencil in her left hand and a notepad in her right hand, is waiting for the order with a serious expression.

"A glass of vegetable juice." Fat Rubber's recipe is very scientific, and the narrow chair can hardly accommodate his overly spacious body. After Naoko wrote down the order and left, he took out a photo from his arms.

The photo was facing Dazai, he looked at the child in it and said, "Oh, it's been a long time since I looked like this."

[He admits. ]

Fatty Rubber thought calmly, when Dazai said he knew the name Tie Naqiao, he rushed back from Tokyo non-stop. After the mission, he disappeared, and nearly half a year after disappearing without any reason, one day, he received the ashes of the other party.

It is said that Tie Mingqiao's relatives in the world are also missing, so his best friend needs to deal with the affairs behind him.

After that, he searched for many years, and the clues were only the photos sent to him by the other party, and nothing else was found.

And the faces of Dazai and the child only met before.

"I want to know what happened back then." Fatty Rubber lowered his head and pleaded.

"Of course." Dazai held up the coffee cup in front of him, "Don't worry, since I promised the cute fat Mr. Rubber, I will tell what I know."

"I, but I never lie."

……

[After opening my eyes, I opened the detection board, and the synchronization rate became higher and higher. It has exceeded 75% today. Compared with the previous missions, this time is definitely the one with the highest increase in synchronization rate.I don't know how long A's personality can be preserved. At present, it seems that the repairing part of the body has taken the lead. ]

The child paused, and the pen was rustling in the notebook. The normal pen was too big for his hand, and the pen he was using now was a Parker pen specially customized for him by his father as a birthday present.

A serious man with a career as a politician stays focused on a few items: watches, pens, and collections of books. Shuji Tsushima got a valuable watch in the first year of his life. It may not be able to support the wide chain of Rolex.

[Xiu Zhi is too smart, and has a very dark side in his personality. Now that things are going on, I can only hope that A's survival time will be longer, and longer. ]

"Dong dong dong—" the heavy wooden door was knocked, and a female voice with a pinched throat came from outside the door, "Master, are you awake?"

"Wake up." Xiu Zhi said, and then he tore off the diary he had just written from the notebook, and took out a lighter from the crevice of the drawer. The flame licked the upper left corner of the notebook paper, and the white paper became withered. yellow, and finally burnt to a heap of ashes.He stood up, opened the window, smoke and ash drifted with the wind, and the birds on the branches outside the door, which were still drowsy, suddenly came into contact with the air mixed with ash, flapped their wings, and flew away.

Another new day.

……

He changed his clothes, opened the door, and walked down the winding stairs. Even the columns of the stairs were white. His home was decorated like an ivory tower according to his mother's preference.

There is no TV in the dining room, only an oval table. My mother has maintained perfect makeup since the first time I saw her in the morning. Of course, it does not mean that her facial features are not good. In fact, Ms. Tsushima Sabi is like an antique vase A jewel-like beauty, her facial features are exquisite to the point of gorgeousness, which can be seen on the face of Mr. Xiu Zhi Xiao.

[If mother didn't have this face, wouldn't she be fascinated by serious father? ]

Occasionally, even Xiu Zhi-kun would have such an idea, of course, he did not mean that his mother was a beauty in a vase, besides her appearance, her knowledge and conversation, etc. were also ranked first among women.

"Sit down quickly, Xiuzhi." Father was reading a newspaper. With the current technology, the ink for newspapers has long been out of hand, and even paper media are rare, but in the hearts of old-fashioned people, ordering and ironing newspapers It is a status symbol and a tradition. There is no TV set in the living room of their house, and the male host quietly reading the newspaper during meals is even more spectacular.

He walked briskly to the dining table, and the maid seemed to want to step forward to help him open the back of the chair, but Xiu Zhi said, "How can I let the lovely lady do this kind of rough work for me?" and she took the lead to open the chair , I don't know how he did it, the movement was very light, the chair legs were pulled apart on the floor, but there was no harsh sound, and a quiet atmosphere was maintained in the hall.

"Miss Shi, can you get me today's newspaper?" He stirred the milk tea with a teaspoon, his dexterous and graceful movements were exactly the same as his mother's, "The newspaper that father is reading is fine."

Mr. Tsushimaharaemon cast a glance at him, stood up, and the newspaper shook his voice.

"I'm going out." He looked down at the jeweled beauty beside him, "The public security is not very good recently, don't go out at night, Miss Ji." When he spoke, his expression showed almost pity.

[It's too cautious to use the honorific title of Miss despite being married for many years. ]

Shuji sliced ​​off a slice of cheese.

"If you really want to go out, how about applying for a hero from the Hero Agency as a bodyguard? Although they often waste taxpayers' money and cause damage to public facilities, in terms of ability against enemies, heroes are indeed unique, especially After the rise of Orumite, the abilities of other heroes have also improved."

Miss Sabi put down her knife and fork and said, "Thank you very much, Mr. Haremon." She said, "I wish you success in your work."

With the assistance of the servants, the master put on his coat, put on his top hat, and went out with his suitcase.

The driver had already waited in the courtyard for the special car of government officials. When the heavy door was gently closed, the atmosphere in the room changed, and the frozen and oppressive atmosphere flowing between the host and hostess disappeared.

Xiu Zhi put down the knife and fork and made a rude sound.

"Bangdang-"

Miss Shi's feet didn't move, but the beauty sitting across from the young child grabbed the rattling newspaper: "Let's start the news report this morning, Mr. Xiao." She blinked mischievously, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Make sure to complete the task, beautiful lady." The oily-tongued child is much cuter than adults, and all the ladies present smiled knowingly at the performance of others.

"The first important case is the serial murder case." On the front of the newspaper, an enlarged photo was pasted in the middle of the first page. Japanese newspaper titles are always eye-catching, and modifiers such as heinous murderer were omitted by Shuji. He looked at the past at a glance and concluded his statement, "The case that happened last month was repeated, and the victim appeared again."

"The case from last month?" Miss Ji picked up the coffee cup and picked up the tray with her left hand, "Which case from last month?" She whispered, "The current law and order is really bad. There are so many enemy attacks every day, I can't tell how many murders there are."

"The dissection case, do you have any impression of the beautiful lady?" His voice was naughty to the point of cuteness, "It stands to reason that we should not talk about topics that spoil our appetite at the morning table, but if you want me to broadcast it, you must Do your best."

"Oh." Miss Ji said, "I know, did you divide men into seven pieces?"

Head, left arm, right arm, chest, left leg, right leg, genitals, seven parts no more and no less.

"Yes." Xiu Zhi said, "The location is at the backstage of the Central Grand Theater. The male body is placed in the middle of the spare stage like a work of art."

"What a horrible scene." Miss Ji said, "But from another perspective, the prisoner probably also has aesthetics."

"Ugh?"

She said seriously: "If you don't have aesthetics, you wouldn't choose an artistic place like the Grand Theater."

[so cute. ]

"However, according to what Mr. Haraemon said, beautiful lady, you should go to the Hero Office to find another hero." Shuji said, "The recent law and order is several percentage points worse than usual. In the past, Miss Shi followed , I feel relieved, but the recent words happen to be Kannazuki, and we are not in Izumo, without the blessing of the gods in the sky, so we can only protect ourselves in our own way." He didn't speak well, but he wanted to quote scriptures and said Some funny words.

Making young women happy may be the greatest achievement of the young Mr. Xiuzhi in this family.

The second version is also a murder incident. It seems that the hero died during the patrol, but because no criminals were caught and there were no witnesses, this incident only got a small window. After seeing it, Xiuzhi said casually He let out a cry, and then threw out some amusing topics.

"Poetry." After finishing her meal, Miss Ji wiped off the non-existing food residue on her lips with a towel, the technique was so delicate that the matte lipstick still remained on her lips, "Which are the famous hero firms in Tokyo? "

Shi slightly bowed her head and said, "I'll get ready right away."

"Thank you very much for your concern, Mr. Xiao." She looked at Xiu Zhi and said, "So next, please let us choose a suitable guard together."

……

Now it is the third year that Orumaite was born, new and old offices have sprung up like mushrooms, and countless hero firms have emerged in the high-rise Tokyo.Needless to say, the most famous one is the cooperation firm of Orumite and Yeyan. Of course, even the emperor does not expect to be protected by the no.1 hero. They have established rules early on, not for personal What we serve, what we see in our eyes is always the suffering group.

It is meaningless even if you find the heroes at the bottom of the ranking. A piece of A4 paper can accommodate the heroes ranked within 150, and then remove the existence of disaster heroes and group hero combinations that are not suitable as bodyguard objects. There aren't many names.

After breakfast, Ms. Ji played the piano for a while, and Mr. Xiuzhi studied the violin. For him, the piano was just a little bit of auxiliary skill, but when his mother was in a good mood, he would always let him sit on the piano chair next to him, and relax a little. Teach him a little playing skills, and sometimes even improvise a four-handed play.

The black and white keys are pressed up and down by two hands, one big and one small, with the same frequency, and the beautiful notes flow out. They are all impromptu performances. At first, it is a movement representing life, and then it becomes Quietly flowing water, Xiu Zhi tried his best to keep up with his mother's thoughts, even with his cleverness, he often couldn't understand what Miss Ji was thinking.

[She seems very happy? ] Xiuzhi thought.

[Why are you happy?Was it reading a favorite book, or did her father do something romantic again, or something else happened? ]

"What are Xiuzhi's arrangements today?" She asked suddenly.

"As far as arrangements are concerned, there are not many." He said, "Junior high school has already been studied, and my father is currently looking for qualified high school teachers, or home education. According to the progress of last time, maybe it will take less than a month to get rid of the boredom. He wants me to learn more, so he wants to hire a knowledgeable teacher."

"However, well-educated philosophers generally don't like to be tutors, and the general knowledge stock is really beyond their eyes, so recently, they only need to learn French and English, and then do free reading." He said, " In the evening, I need to go to the research institute to record the latest data of personality, other than that, I don’t seem to have any other activities.”

During the idle chat, Miss Shi delivered the list, and the white paper was randomly placed on the piano stand. Miss Ji scanned it from top to bottom, and blinked several times when crossing the middle section.

"This man." The sharp-pointed hero slipped between his pale fingers, his tone was gentle, but his expression was very cold. From the side, he looked like a white porcelain man. "Just call their office."

[Is it an acquaintance? ] Xiuzhi thought.

……

[I'm so busy, I'm so busy...]

On Sunday, Chubby Rubber & Sharp Gun’s office was still busy. There were three phones in the front desk. Since ten o’clock, the ringing of the three phones didn’t stop even for a second. Either the landline on the left rang, or The landline on the right is jingling.

"I must raise my salary!" The girl at the front desk just hung up the phone on the left, and burst into hysterical screams. The next second, the phones on the right and the middle rang. She was holding one in her left hand and one in her right. One, with a professional smile on his face.

"Hi, hello, this is Chubby Rubber & Point Gun Office."

"Salary increase, salary increase." The two people who went out to patrol heard the girl's roar from the heart. After dealing with the difficult enemy, the swelling rubber accumulated around the fat rubber body has shrunk into a normal human shape. , the sharp spear hero who can control iron is also disgraced, the latter speaks a little loudly, and the injury at the corner of his mouth is pulled, hissing and throbbing.

"Why are there so many jobs recently!" The other young heroes in the firm also complained.

"Because there is no fixed patrol area, and it is because of the ranking."

"Young heroes are always like this. If you want to get ahead, you have to work harder."

"Our firm has only been established for a year. If it weren't for the many jobs, how could it be ranked at the bottom of 100?"

"But there are too many enemies recently. Did you read yesterday's murder case? It's super scary. There are not only perverted killers, but also killers who specifically target heroes."

"Is the enemy's peak season coming too?"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way." The front desk girl's ability is an automatic secretary, and it is perfect to consolidate the work list. After hanging up this call, she will put the organized work list on the desks of the heroes one by one. Even a man made of steel would lament loudly if he was sent out within 2 minutes of resting.

While others lamented, she placed a piece of paper with an unconfirmed reply in front of the two firm founders.

"This mission is for the pointed gun." She said, "The rewards are indeed very generous, but it is not a public heroic activity in nature. I have sorted it out. Look, you can go if you want to go, and don't go if you don't want to go. " She couldn't help complaining, "But the client is too mysterious, he just gave his name, and didn't even mention his surname or work unit. If he hides his head and shows his tail, the possibility of agreeing is very small."

Who knew that Tie Mingqiao's expression changed the moment he saw the content.

"Call me back." He said, "I'll take this job."

[Miss Ji. ]

[I promised that as long as you need me, I will definitely appear by your side. ]

[Body: Osamu Dazai (Shuji Tsushima)]

[Synchronization rate: 76%]