disqualified hero

Hello everyone, I am Osamu Dazai, some people call me A Zai, for one reason or another, my journey was speeded up and the progress bar jumped directly to the end (laughs), it is very necessary to review the previous situation at this time.

First of all, I was missing for five years after jumping off the ship. Because I was the protagonist, it was absolutely impossible to die, but I didn’t have a good time. Okay, I was being targeted by inhuman forces representing the world, so that I had to hide and hide like a mole in the ground.

While escaping from the pursuit, I conducted a lot of investigations, such as comparing this world with the world I have been to, and found out that it is unreasonable. At the same time, I borrowed the power of the book to read all the parallel worlds——

I found out that there is no world where Shuji-kun and Odasaku (yes, I know he is O-kun) live at the same time.

To be honest, I wasn't too surprised when I learned of this, at best I raised my eyebrows slightly.

I often wonder whether this mortal body is loved by the world or rejected by her. She gave me wisdom beyond human beings, a sense of shocking abnormality, and I was easy to succeed but lost the fun of achieving results after hard work, and , From the perspective of big life, I definitely can't be called lucky. Losing, losing, and losing are the keywords of life.

When I knew that they could not coexist, I began to actively look for a solution. Once again, I have to thank Fyodor. Ability can indeed open up a new situation, but it is not advisable to bring peace by killing people with different abilities. It is not out of consideration of indiscriminate killing, but more far-reaching. How can you be sure that no new writer will be born? ?

What's more, writers often wear multiple hats in history, and some are even politicians, educators, reformers, and finally writers. In this world, there are many full-time politicians and scholars to fill the vacancy of social progress, but There are omissions in some aspects, so I think it is necessary to "let writers do what writers do" and let them return to ordinary society itself.

The question arises, how to bring society back to "everyday". After comprehensive consideration of many aspects, I came to the conclusion that it is to bring an ordinary world over and let it overlap with the current world.

Of course, there were many problems in the process of implementing the plan. For example, Oda Saku and Shuji-kun chased after me after meeting in Chongming High School. Xiuzhi-kun even joined the port gangster in order to track down my tracks. Dang, Sen-senpai must have promised him a lot, and then Odasaku, he was waiting for me at the port tacitly, and sometimes I would go to Yokohama port with an unknown face and drink with him Canned coffee.

I told him it was terrible, and he said sorry, it's the only hot coffee here.

The canned coffee was hot when it came out of the vending machine, and then it became colder and colder under the sea breeze. In winter, he would put the coffee in his arms. When I got it, it was warm. I was thinking about it Is the temperature the temperature of the human body, or the residual heat?

"What are you going to do in the future?" Sometimes Oda Saku would ask me.

"Just live." What else can I do?

He is always silent. Sometimes Odasaku is silent and doesn’t express anything. He likes to be in a daze, and he also likes to think. where."

"Hey? Why, is Oda Saku coming to help me cook?"

"Well." He replied, "I can cook curry in the morning and go out, and I will bring one to Tsushima first, and then I will bring you another." After thinking about it, he said, "Then I will help you clean up the room and so on. Yes." Odasaku originally thought about why she should help Shuji Tsushima with these tasks, but now she has given up, accepted it, and made it a habit.

"Ah." I replied casually, "In that case, why don't you just live in Oda Writer's house, even the cleaning work can be exempted, and Oda Saku just needs to clean the house."

"Ah, yes." He accepted without any pressure, "My house happens to be a fairly large apartment, more than enough for two people."

[Why?Why? ] To be honest, I was frightened at the time, and even spent two seconds imagining the leisurely life in the future, but when I came back to my senses, I found that this kind of life is almost impossible, and the reason is very simple.

[Before dawn, I will die. ]

Then, I experienced this and other things. Simply put, the combination came, the mouse came, the clock tower attendant came, no one found the original book, no one succeeded in overturning the world, and at the last moment I came on stage and announced that I would Superimposed the two worlds, and did exactly that.

Then he was beaten (X).

To be honest, even if I knew that Shuji's heart was burning with flames, I didn't expect him to do such a wild thing, let alone Odasaku, he is just like a grass and tree.

"Don't do this kind of thing alone!"

"I don't want to live in the future you planned."

The two punches landed on the left and right cheeks. To be honest, I didn't expect them to make such a rough move. In theory, only the two students raised by Shuzhi-kun would do this, called Akutagawa-kun and Atsushi. Jun or something, the two of them doing it is just too disturbing.

Even punching me is useless, I am not a bad villain, since I have made a choice, there is absolutely no chance of overturning, so in the eyes of the two of them who are not surprised but slightly gnashing their teeth, everything is clear. shrouded in white light.

Bang bang bang bang bang!Brave new world has come.

[A world without mine. ]

[Everyone is living happily. ]

……

No wonder!

……

/2020, March, sunny.

Correction, this is not the literary stories or realistic prose that I often fabricate, but a genuine prison diary. Because I was framed for murder, I entered an isolated island in the world, and today is the seventh day.

What I have experienced in the past week, let me put it aside here, please allow me to describe to you the cabin that I am in. Thankfully, in order to prevent us "inhuman beasts" from killing each other, the warden grew up. Send mercy and arrange a separate room for everyone. The walls are made of tempered glass, and every move is included in the eyes of others. Each room has an iron bed, an aluminum alloy toilet and a small sink. This is me. Fully furnished.

Everyone needs a sense of privacy. There is no doubt that I have become an animal to be watched. Is this how the gorillas living in the glass room in the zoo live like this?I suddenly felt the same for him, and regretted why I didn't help him escape. I went to the zoo three months and four days ago, and he was hitting the glass wall with his heavy fist, "Boom, boom, boom," and people laughed His futility.

Now I am a gorilla...／

"Tsushima-sensei." Ango Sakaguchi pushed up his huge round-rimmed glasses. The sun outside the window was very bright, and a ray of light pierced through the iron bars. The man on the opposite side tilted his head and his eyes were wide open. He tilted his head and looked like an owl. Ango Sakaguchi didn't think it was cute, but he felt creepy first.

"Please don't bring private goods," he said.

"what do you mean?"

"It's the matter of being imprisoned." Ango Sakaguchi sighed, "The environment we provide is far better than what you described. The environment, water and electricity, and even information are accessible, and even Mr. Oda is allowed to share with you. Live together, if I remember correctly, that man Dazai often comes in, right, even if he doesn’t have a permit.”

"For a man who has destroyed the world once, this is already a great privilege. Don't you think so, Tsushima, no, Dazai-san."

The man bathed in the sun was still grinning with him, and Ango Sakaguchi was terrified.

……

"Hey, that's right." Odasaku put the ingredients he bought on the kitchen counter, opened the refrigerator, stuffed potatoes and carrots into the refrigerator one by one, and said, "It's very similar to the Ango Club. the words said."

"It's too much, isn't it, Odasaku." Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa and complained.

"No, from his point of view, it's true. Only one nuclear bomb can hit a city. Although Dazai didn't cause any additional casualties, you turned the world upside down and reset," Oda Saku was about to finish cleaning up, " And it’s not just people in our country who know about this. The bell tower servants in the group have connections with the local government, right? As long as the people involved and those with supernatural powers have memories, they can put you in place. In Tokyo, it was already the result of a compromise between all parties."

Osamu Dazai nunuzui said: "Is there any way, they can't put me on a snow mountain or an isolated island, then the local area will be razed to the ground in the next second, not to mention putting me in Tokyo is not out of strategic considerations huh, intimidate people in other countries, tell them I exist or something like that."

He turned over on the spacious sofa, turned his back to the sky, and then murmured to himself: "What a loss, what a loss, to put on such a big show, whether the goal was achieved, but even the pitiful freedom was lost. What a shame."

……

Hello everyone, I am Dazai Osamu. I would like to explain the current situation. My plan has been successful, or it has not been successful. First of all, the supernatural ability has not disappeared, but in contrast, the defense capabilities of various countries have improved , the chaos of wars in all corners of the world has come to an end, the abnormal slums in developed countries have improved slightly, and gun control has been effectively implemented.

Compared with the era when people with supernatural abilities could destroy a city at every turn, the world today is undoubtedly much more peaceful.

Relatively speaking……

I turned on the TV, and Fuji TV was reporting on the explosion in Mihua Town; turning the channel, the clean energy replacement of Stark Industries in the United States...

[Even I don't know whether the world is better or worse now. ]

He simply turned off the TV: "It's a hodgepodge."

"What?" Oda asked.

"Odasaku, tell me." Osamu Dazai asked, "Is the current world getting better or worse?"

"It's hard to say." Oda Saku replied slightly confused, "What kind of world is a good world, and what kind of world is a bad world? If it is the welfare system, it must be doing better now. But even without your troubles, someone will find out what's wrong in the near future and make improvements."

"Similarly, if you don't have Dazai, someone might think of the same method to overlap the world, and then there will be great changes." He concluded, "People can't judge whether the world is good or bad. I think it can only be said that he is constantly developing. Every day is better than the day before."

Dazai's cheeks suddenly flew two red blushes, and he turned into a Q version, with a three-petal mouth like a rabbit arching upwards, round and oval eyes, and water splashes inside.

He jumped up from the sofa and grabbed Oda Tsukuru from behind, and the latter might have been used to surprise attacks, so he stood firmly and remained motionless.

"Oda Zuo Oda Zuo Oda Zuo." He chirped, "As expected, you are the most interesting!"

[It’s interesting to say this,] Oda Saku thought, [What does it mean? ]

Tsushima said he was interesting, Dazai said he was interesting, even Edogawa Ranpo nodded and said no wonder he was able to keep an eye on Dazai.

Interesting, what exactly do you mean?

"Speaking of which, I have to go to the child's place soon." Oda Saku said.

He is such an unreasonable man. The number of adopted children has increased year by year, and this year there are thirteen.

At a certain moment, even Dazai Osamu's expression became very helpless, he waved to Oda Saku and said, "Come back and see me soon."

After all, he was just a "prisoner" being guarded by Oda.

……

Osamu Dazai thought that his release would come a little later.

It's a pity that the world's surprises always come more than he imagined.

The first is the earthquake. Japan is located in the volcanic seismic belt, and there are many small earthquakes, but there are not many high-magnitude earthquakes. Three days ago, Yokohama was the center of the earthquake, which reached a magnitude of 9.1. Looking at the history of the world, it is also a very large earthquake.

He was sitting in the living room and felt a strong shock.It is impossible to worry. The house he lives in looks like a room on the top floor of a building. In fact, when it comes to security, it can be said to be one of the safest places in the world.

As high as 120 floors, towering into the sky, there is no second sniper point around. As for the residents in it, they are all first-class spies, and they are more dedicated than prison guards.

Osamu Dazai lives in the deepest part of the iron wall.

The shock lasted for a short time. The strange thing is that after he calmed down, no one came to him, including Oda Saku, who seemed to be gone forever. Dazai Osamu was not surprised, and lived peacefully, reading books, Write and write, eat the food left by Oda, and wait for the negotiator to appear.

On the morning of the third day, Ango Sakaguchi appeared in front of him. The other person had two thick bluish-black eyes. He tried to calm down his tone, but it was a pity that he was anxious just by reading his body language.

"Please tell me, Mr. Tsushima," he said wearily, "what have you not done to the world." Again this is very thought-provoking.

"Of course not." Osamu Dazai said briskly, "Haven't I been imprisoned here all the time? I don't think the Supernatural Secret Service's surveillance has stopped for a minute, and what does this world need me to do?" Said, "And I am a person who is easily satisfied. I have completed all the things I want to do, and I don't have too many expectations for this world."

Hearing this, Ango Sakaguchi wanted to sneer. He felt that Dazai, who had never had much contact with him, was really scary. Is he easy to satisfy? Is his wish small?Look at what he did, he wanted to change his fate against the sky, and he wanted the mortals to survive, so he reversed the cycle of life and death and overturned and reset the world.

His wish seems small, but it is actually an area that human beings should not touch.

He changed his fate.

This is Dazai Osamu's wish.

"You mean you didn't do anything?"

"That's right." Dazai said, "I didn't lie."

Ango Sakaguchi was discouraged. He was very depressed, and he made no secret of his helplessness in front of him. This is also the common mentality of some left-behind personnel of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. After the earthquake, the world changed.

"Actually, I don't mind hearing what happened from you." Dazai said, "Look, Odasaku hasn't come back yet, I'm more free now, and I guess you'll have some fun for me."

Ango Sakaguchi really hated Osamu Dazai, but he had no choice. It would be better to say that he had planned to ask him for help before he stepped into this room, but he was still struggling. You see, it is impossible for human beings to give up struggling.

"Here's the thing," he said, "Yokohama was very different after the earthquake."

……

Completely different is an understatement. The current appearance of Yokohama is beyond words.The most intuitive visual change is the sudden increase in the height of the building. The building of the Port Mafia is far less tall than it is now. According to Ango Sakaguchi, it may be raised from [-] floors to [-] or [-] floors. There are few people in Yokohama who can jump. buildings beyond it.

The scale of the Mafia is also astonishing. He investigated the past Internet records, only to find that the previous records have long since disappeared, and the current records on the Internet can be said to be unheard of.

The magical city of Yokohama, even in the world after Dazai's reset, is quite overwhelming for the government. Not to mention, the amount of illegal goods smuggled here ranks first in Japan, and fighting with weapons is commonplace. Citizens can turn a blind eye to it. The armed detective agency joined In the end, a balance was barely reached, and the conflicts on the city's surface were much less.

"The port mafia is so powerful that it has completely overwhelmed the detective agency?" Dazai Osamu listened with a smile, "Hey, that's really good. Mr. Mori must be very pleased."

"It's not a problem that completely overwhelms the detective agency." Ango Sakaguchi clasped his hands and rested his elbows on the table, "I've never seen such a huge monster. The tentacles of the mafia have touched every aspect of Kanto. I should thank them for not encroaching on it." Kansai? In short, even the government channels have been completely infiltrated, their tentacles are everywhere, and the port lines outside Yokohama are already their world."

Osamu Dazai almost applauded, for Mr. Mori's efforts.

But is it really what he needs, is it really something he can do, is it really something he is capable of, expanding the port mafia's siblings across the country?

He squinted his eyes and thought of the book. There are countless unfinished parallel spaces hidden in the gaps of the book. Of course, the space he is in is not counted. From the perspective of dimensions, the fused world has escaped the limit. It is far more advanced than the world in the book.

Ango Sakaguchi went on to say: "And..." He stared at Dazai, as if to say "You really don't know", "I found a tape from the database, recording a transaction a few years ago, both parties Head of the port mafia and farming chief."

He looked at the man sitting on the chair and didn't speak.

Dazai Osamu, he was wearing a loose home clothes, he appeared so harmless, his smile, his appearance, his slender figure.

"You already know who it is, right?"

"Well." Dazai said, "You tell me where Odasaku went, and I'll answer you, how about it?"

……

[Knowing that there is another self in the world, such an experience is extremely rare no matter where it is placed, right? ]

Oda Saku sits in the office of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, looking at the information, the man in the photo looks exactly like himself, no, strictly speaking he is younger than me, when I was awarded the Newcomer Award four or five years ago, I seemed to be It looks like this.

He guessed that the world had undergone some kind of great change again.

"Spatial fusion, it's very possible." A familiar voice came from a distance. Considering the global joint ban on exports, the voice of "Dazai" heard here should only be temporarily affiliated with the port mafia. It's a pity that Odasaku's Dazai language is tenth level, and he can easily distinguish the difference. He just wondered for a while, "Why did Sakaguchi bring Dazai, and can he really come out?", and put it aside for the time being.

[It's better to think about what happened, so that they let people out regardless of previous suspicions. ]

"In the final analysis, after all, the two worlds are forcibly bonded together. There can be no gaps in it. It can only be said that as time goes by and after better running-in, the lifeblood vessels of the two worlds can be successfully connected, similar to bubbles. Small holes can be filled, but now, theoretically, it is still in an unstable state, which means that there is a possibility of being taken advantage of by other worlds."

"That is to say." Oda Saku naturally interrupted the conversation, "The world can still be restored, right?"

"That's right." Osamu Dazai stepped into the room, "As long as it is handled properly, if it is left alone, the Yokohama in this world will always be out of place, and the one that is inserted abruptly will become more and more tightly bonded to the mainland .”

[forgive me. ] Sakaguchi Ango said in his heart, his face was still calm, "I have made an exception and asked you to go out, please deal with this matter as soon as possible, Mr. Tsushima."

"Don't worry, don't worry." Osamu Dazai said, "The first thing to determine is how many relevant people are outside Yokohama when the replacement is carried out." That is to say, how many people are still in this weird society.

Actually, Ango Sakaguchi didn't really want to answer this question.

"Everyone from the detective agency and the Port Mafia, except Mr. Oda, who is a non-staff member, are all in Yokohama, except..."

"Except?" He was very mean-spirited and insisted on telling Ango Sakaguchi.

"Except for the mafia's two-black combination." He said reluctantly, "the other Dazai, and Chuya Chuya, who was stranded in Russia during the earthquake, should be back now."

"That's really hard work." Even the conscientious Oda Saku had to say, "A world where three Dazai coexist."

Is there really no problem?

The author has something to say: Everyone, I am back!The mood has adjusted a little bit, one house has collapsed, and thousands of houses will stand up, I want to find a new wall, is it ghosts? (doge face)

Having said that, I won’t write fandom for the time being, I’m a little ptsd tsk tsk tsk (still very angry)

Therefore, this article is officially over after the extra chapter is finished. Let me recommend the next article "Escape from the Secret Room".