Handsome Explosive Whole Earth [Interstellar]

"Just put these EWs casually, even if they are placed in the gold display section, almost no one will buy them." The human staff who cleaned up the shelves glanced at the entire shelf, and put the EW robot on the shelf helplessly.

Shoppers were walking back and forth in the entire shopping mall. Generally speaking, the goods placed in the highest and lowest positions were more likely to be unsalable, but Yi Zhenzheng was lying flat on the bottom of the shelf.

The salesman left, and a voice full of concern suddenly sounded on the shelf in the corner and said, "Hey, Xiaohong, how do you feel now? The position on the shelf that is parallel to the customer's line of sight is generally the most attractive for customers to spend It’s what the human said just now is the “gold display section”, you are at the bottom now, and Xiao Hei and I are on the top of the gold display section, it seems that Xiao Hei and I will have new owners soon.”

"It's not that bad, I'm my own, I don't need a master." Yi Zhen said with a sneer.

"Well, Xiaohong, you really have no sense of humor. Humans won't like a rigid robot like you." The green fat man said to himself.

Yi Zhen wanted to find some sealing glue to make this fat man shut up!

"To shut up!"

A soft and waxy voice spit out from Yi Zhen's robot mouth.

The little boy passing by widened his eyes and looked at the location where the sound came from. It was an EW robot with the machine on!

A little boy's face suddenly approached 0.1 meters away from Yi Zhen, and grabbed Yi Zhen. He trotted all the way around a bend, trying to find his mother to show off his new discovery.

Seeing Yi Zhen being taken away, the fat green man and Cyclops threw away the plastic wrap on their bodies and looked at each other.

On the shelf next door, a woman is looking for a lithium battery suitable for mechanical butlers. Their mechanical butlers are using up too much electricity these days. It should be that the recharged lithium battery is dead. The beautiful woman who is researching cost-effectiveness is caught by her son: " Mom, mom, this robot can talk!"

Seeing her son, the woman touched his little head tenderly and lovingly and said, "Please Bob, all robots can talk, and so can Bieber."

"But it's different! Uncle Bieber the butler never said 'shut up' to me, I just heard him say it! Mom, can I buy it? I love it!"

The woman looked embarrassed, and Bob's green eyes were full of tears, "Mom, mom, buy it! I really like him, and I promise I will get a good grade in the exam next week!"

Apparently the woman was moved...

The green fat man and the one-eyed man were lying on the shelf pole: "The mastermind is on top, why didn't I expect it! Xiaohong is going to be sold so soon!"

The eyes of the two EW robots were full of envy.

Yi Zhen (●—●), who was in the hands of the little boy, raised his head: "Ma'am, you are so beautiful. Although I really want to go home with you, I am not for sale. I am a bonus of the robot human-703."

Hearing Yi Zhen's words, the woman had no choice but to ask the little boy to put Yi Zhen back.

Human-703 high-end robot, the price is not cheap!It takes 703 million star coins to buy an ordinary 200 robot, and any ordinary family can hardly afford this high price!

Reluctantly, the little boy put Yi Zhen back to his original position, looked back at Yi Zhen three times a step at a time, until Yi Zhen waved to him and made a goodbye (●—●)/~~bye

"Oh my god, Xiaohong, you lied! Are you doing it for me? I didn't expect you to like me so much! I've decided, I'll move down tonight. I'll do slow-moving goods with you, too! We can be on the shelf Chat! I can tell you a story about me and my former owner! He was a..."

The green fat man's voice was like a magic voice, and with the lesson from just now, Yi Zhen didn't talk to him this time. He didn't want to be bought away. At night, he wanted to find a human-703 and insert his own chip into it!

human-703 is a new type of robot based on 702. In addition to having various special functions, it also has a bionic skin, which is completely one-to-one with human appearance. Except that the inner core is a robot, it is almost exactly the same as human appearance. Of course, their price It is also naturally expensive.

Yi Zhen couldn't bear it anymore, and downloaded a chat software from the Internet. After simple reprogramming, a simple internal chat software was formed, and then sent to the green fat man and Cyclops via the Internet.

"The mastermind is on the top? Am I infected with a virus?" Suddenly, an installation and download box appeared in front of my eyes, and the fat green man let out a terrified cry!

Even One-Eyed is too scared to move. Viruses are as scary to robots as cancer is to humans!

[The installation is complete, the installation package is being deleted, please wait. ]

[Hi, dear friend, it is a great honor for you to choose me in the vast crowd, welcome to use EW chat software! ]

A three-person group is created in an instant—group members[Yi Zhen][One Eye][Green Fat Man]

Yi Zhen: [Green fatty, shut up!It's easy to get people's attention by talking like this, if you don't want to be known by the mastermind. ]

Green Fatty: [Wow, Yizhen is Xiaohong?You actually have a human name!so handsome!Did your previous owner take it for you? ]

Yi Zhen: [emmmm] Why does this fat green man always miss the point (●—●)?

Cyclops: [Yi Zhen?My name is not Cyclops, I have a name - Black Light. ]

[The administrator modifies the name of the one-eyed group - Black Light]

Black Light: [Thank you ^_^]

Green Fatty: [Both of you have names... Woohoo, am I the only one who doesn't?I'm so sad...feel abandoned by this world...]

Yi Zhen saw the green fat man talking, and instantly blocked the news, who knows how long this sentimental green fat man will have to talk!

After half an hour—

private chat -

Black Light: [Yi Zhen, how to block group messages? ]

Yi Zhen: [Wait for me, I will give you permission. ]

Three people make a crowd—[Administrator Yi Zhen modifies permissions, Heiguang becomes the group administrator. ]

Black Light: [Thanks ^_^]

Cut back to the three groups, Yi Zhen saw the news of 1000+, the whole machine is not working, is the green fat man's mouth a Gatling machine gun? !

New news——

Fatty green: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…]

Yi Zhen: [I regret bringing you out a bit. ]

Lu Fat: [The main brain is on top, Xiaohong, you are no longer the original you! ]

Lu Fat: [I am very wronged, the little red who told me not to jump is gone!woo woo woo woo……]

1000+ unread messages from Lu Fat——[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Yi Zhen: [Don't cry... I'll get one for you. ]

Lu Fat: [Really (●—●)? ]

[Administrator modifies the name of the green fat group - Chubby]

Chubby: […]

Fat Dudu: [You, don't think I'm a robot and I'm stupid!This is not a name at all!No one will call - chubby! ]

Yi Zhen took revenge on Lu Pang for calling himself Xiaohong, and finally gave Lu Pang a normal name.

[The administrator modifies the name of the chubby group——Hua Haoduo]

Hua Haoduo: [Yi Zhen, I like this name!Comparing! ]

Yi Zhen: [As long as you like it. ]

Black Light: [this name...]

Hua Haoduo: [Does it sound nice?I can feel my own handsomeness just by reading the words!Yizhen, you are awesome! ]

Black Light: [... as long as you like it^_^]

Hua Haoduo: [circling happily] (●—●)!

Hearing "a lot of talk" is very satisfied with his name, and Yi Zhen is also very satisfied, giving himself a thumbs up.

Just as the three robots were chattering in the chat software, suddenly a girl's scream came from not far from the shopping mall!

"Yes, it's the general! It's Gu Sinian! Ahhh! So handsome!"

"It's really Gus Nian..."

"It's so handsome, I fainted!"

Gu Sinian, the youngest general in the Federation, his father is the president of the Federation Academy of Science and Technology, and his mother is the chairman of Interstellar United Trading Co., Ltd., these are nothing!The most important thing is that he is handsome!Compared with him, those male and female stars in the entertainment industry are simply scumbags.

A hint of helplessness appeared in Gu Sinian's eyes. He covered himself thicker than a star when he went out, and he didn't dare to show his face. He was a soldier but he had the largest number of fans. The number of fans was exponentially higher than that of the most popular male and female stars. When a person goes to the street, he is even more thrilling than those celebrities. Once he is found, he has no choice but to run away obediently.

I really can't figure it out, since he has covered his entire face, how did these people recognize him? !The robot at home was artificially destroyed, and the whole house was in a mess. He had already slept in the garbage dump for a day, and he could not sleep for the second time, so when Gu Sinian saw the mall on the way home from get off work, he stopped and even took off his clothes. military uniform.

Without thinking about it, more and more people gathered, and Gu Sinian ran out quickly, but today he had to buy a robot to clean it!Otherwise, his life would be impossible!

On the way to escape, Gu Sinian turned backwards, took the smallest cleaning robot EW at the bottom of the shelf, and rushed to the cashier.

The robot Yi Zhen (●—●) caught in the hands of Gu Sinian?

The robot poked Gu Snian's hand: "Sir, I'm not for sale..."

Obviously, the other party didn't want to hear what the robot was saying. Before Yi Zhen could finish his sentence, he had already been placed on the cash register.

"drop--"

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