Handsome Explosive Whole Earth [Interstellar]

"Try calling Xiao Hei again?" Cyclops didn't have any expression on his face, and the special cute voice simulated by the EW robot actually read out a shivering chill from his audio device.

The green fat man unskillfully controlled the EW robot to walk forward for a certain distance, and put the robotic arm on the shoulder of Cyclops: "What's wrong with being called Xiao Hei? You are originally black!"

boom--

One-eyed slapped him, and the green fat man was not to be outdone: "Oh, fight? Who is afraid of whom? They are all EW, who is better than whom?"

Two EW robots less than the height of a person's calf are fighting. Yi Zhen turned his head silently to study whether the EW robot has the function of networking. After connecting the port, Yizhen quickly entered the interstellar network.

In the 3017 year of the Earth's interstellar calendar, the sci-fi plots that were once in the movies have become reality one by one. Humans have entered the era of great space navigation, and robots have replaced humans to do repetitive tasks without technical content. Mechanical engineering has been widely used, and it is widely used in the military. Mechs serve as the last line of military defense.

After searching many related events, Yi Zhen determined that this is a completely different planet or universe from his world!In his country, they do not develop small-scale robots as family nanny needs, they are more developing space jumping, super intelligent brain control technology, one intelligent brain will be in charge of a large area, and his main star has The thirteen districts correspond to the thirteen brains. These thirteen brains complete daily chores for human beings. Humans have two choices: to eat and wait to die, or to make contributions to the country.

After Yi Zhen understood the information of this time and space, he returned to EW's body from the online world. It took a step forward, only heard a click, and looked down. He immediately confirmed that it was the small white ring on the wrist of the EW robot. It was crushed, and the one-eyed and green fat man turned their heads to look at Yi Zhen at the same time, and one of them looked at his hand in frustration: "Xiaohong, you crushed my bracelet... I just came out, and it became a defective product ...Why am I so pitiful...I will be returned to the factory again..."

Hearing this title, the one who doesn't even want to talk is the green fat man.

The one-eyed man who fought with the green fat man didn't take advantage of it, and EW's face was already scratched. According to the acceptance criteria for robots, the two standing in front of Yi Zhen are already defective products.

The green fat man's whole robot is not good, and he sat on the ground with a look of despair: "Xiao Hei, it's all your fault! It's all your fault, woo woo woo... I'm going to die..."

One-eyed heard the address of the green fat man, although he was extremely angry, but EW has no redundant expression system, and always maintains a cute expression, and can only hear it say nondescript words in a soft and waxy voice: "If in the past, I I've torn you apart!"

The fat green man sitting on the ground dejectedly snorted: "Cut, before? Come on, you're an EW now, and you still tore me up?"

One-eyed: "I'm a robot intelligence! You damn housekeeper and nanny!"

Green fat man: "They all come from the same production line, who is more expensive than whom?"

One-eyed: "Heh, I'm sorry I'm not from the same production line as you. I'm a military manufacturer. As far as I know, military manufacturing is much more expensive than civilian use."

Green Fatty: "...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Xiaohong, look at him, look at this little blackie, he's bullying me!

Yi Zhen, who had stepped on the green fat man's bracelet, walked silently to a brand new and unopened EW robot. He didn't quite understand what the green fat man was thinking. He heard a soft voice coming from his audio receiver and asked, "What are you doing?" What are you crying about? It would be nice to change your body, there are so many here, you can choose whatever you want.”

The dejected green fat man jumped up from the ground in an instant: "That's right! Why didn't I expect that I am no longer a custom-made nanny robot! These can all be my body!"

The green fat man hugged Yi Zhen and had fun happily: "Xiaohong, you are so smart, you must be a high-end robot like me!" (●—●)!

One-eyed: "Hehe, retarded."

Fortunately, the one-eyed man couldn't hear the words of the green fat man, because the green fat man was changing his body with the help of Yi Zhen, and temporarily turned off the power.

"You two are not allowed to fight. If you fight again, I won't change the shells for you until you return to the factory." After Yi Zhen helped the two companions change their bodies, Cyclops and Lvpang were brand new again.

One-eyed, fat green: "..."

At night, in the warehouse, three robots are lying on the shelves and chatting.

Lu Fat: "What kind of master do you think we will have this time?"

"I don't know." One-eyed's voice seemed calm, but his heart felt depressed for a moment. His previous master was a federal soldier who died on the battlefield not long ago.

Yi Zhen didn't answer because he was surfing the Internet.

The fat green man lying in the middle poked Yi Zhen's arm in the dark and asked, "Xiaohong, you haven't answered my question yet."

Yi Zhen said casually: "I am my own."

"But you can't be your own, every robot has an owner." Lu Fat turned his head and looked at Yi Zhen.

(●—●) Suddenly a big pie face appeared in front of him, Yi Zhen: "..."

Just chatting on the shelves, a month has passed——

"This company's sales are so bad, I'm almost moldy in the warehouse! When will they sell us?!"

A robot leaned frantically on the railing of the shelf, feeling sorry for itself, and looked at the packed high-end customized robots one by one in the sky with a bit of resentment. If it wasn't because of his height, Yi Zhen really wanted to change his body and leave this place. There is only a warehouse for robots, but he is too short now.

"Xiaohong, calm down! Don't get excited, even if we leave the warehouse, we still have to wait for our new owner to take us home on the shelves of the mall."

Yi Zhen sat on the shelf, propped his cheek with one hand, and looked sadly at the exit door that had never been opened.

One month is enough for him to figure out the company's procedures. Yi Zhen entered the company's monitoring system and squatted in the sales department to watch these salespeople keep making sales calls. Even he was worried about these people.

……

"Of course, we can provide the best service, please believe in the strength of our company!"

"no problem!"

During the scattered conversation, finally a new young girl put down the communicator in her hand.

The colleagues in the same group looked at him nervously: "How is it? Is it done?"

The girl shook her head in frustration...

"Alas..." Several old employees could see that they were also very sad. This little girl is pretty good. Unfortunately, the probationary period is coming soon, and none of the orders were successful... I'm afraid they will leave the company.

Through the monitoring system, Yi Zhen saw the name of the company the girl was in contact with—Tesco every day.

If it wasn't for leaving the warehouse reasonably in order not to attract others' attention, Yi Zhen would have hacked the system and run away, but if he was allowed to stay in the warehouse with Lvpang, he would go crazy!

After half an hour—

The frustrated newcomer girl was feeling sad that she could not pass the assessment period, when her communicator suddenly rang—"Hi, hello, is this Mechanical Revolution Company? I am the purchaser of Tiantian Tesco Mall. The ordered robot model will be sent to you."

"What? But just now..."

"What happened just now?"

"No...no nothing, I'll get someone to deliver the goods to you right away!"

Putting down the phone, the girl covered her heart, although it was strange why the other party suddenly agreed to order the machine, but it didn't matter!

"Great! I can stay!" A barbell-like laughter resounded in the office.

In front of the warehouse—the warehouse manager in uniform is a middle-aged man who counts orders and assigns tasks to the transport robot. His voice pauses and he says, "It's strange, so many EW models are ordered?"

Since the robot nanny includes the functions of cleaning and sanitation, more families choose to use mechanical butlers. The sales of EW have plummeted, and it has defaulted from the best-selling robot to an unsalable slow-selling product.

Yi Zhen conveniently hacked into the computer of the president of Tiantian Tesco Mall and issued a purchase order. The president of Tiantian Tesco was a little silent when he saw his order.

In the warehouse, Yi Zhen tapped the green fat and one-eyed beside him with his hand, making a bang and crisp sound, "We are going to be shipped out, don't move around, put the plastic wrap on."

"But there are so many EWs, how can you be sure that we are the ones who are sent out of the warehouse?" Although Lu Fat asked Yi Zhen suspiciously, his body chose to believe Yi Zhen's words more honestly (●—●) [Whisking hands in anticipation] ]

Yi Zhen: "You won't push them away, will you do it yourself?"

Green Fat: (●—●)?

Sure enough, within three seconds, the door of the delivery warehouse opened, and the transportation robot began to count the robots purchased on the order for packaging. The transportation robot α, which was in charge of counting the EW robots, scanned the bottom shelf with a camera, and began to collect and place the goods from the first one. into the packaging library.

Lu Fat: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

One-eyed: "Indeed..."

Yi Zhen stood up from the lying position on the shelf, threw away the plastic cover on his body, "Come with me!"

One-eyed and Lupang looked at each other, and then immediately followed Yi Zhen's footsteps. The three EW robots went straight to the destination in the huge warehouse.

The transportation robot α is about to complete its packing task for today. When it is about to pack the last few EW robots, suddenly three small robots rush to its hand, and Yi Zhen takes a step forward and stands up straight.

After α scanned Yi Zhen and his little friend, he went straight to bypass the three of them——[No plastic seal, does not meet the eligibility criteria. ]

After Yi Zhen saw that the three of them were ignored, he immediately thought of the reason: "Single-eyed, bring three plastic bags!"

"it is good!"

The three robots took plastic bags, covered themselves, and appeared on the right hand side of the transportation robot α again. This time they fell into the packaging warehouse without any mistakes.

[Meet the standard, pack--]

[Packing complete. ]

[Out of the warehouse and sent to the destination - Tiantian Tesco. ]

In the packing box, each robot is in its own carton packaging, and a transparent plastic film can see their cute appearance.

There are three robots in this dark box that suddenly all opened their eyes.

"Xiaohong! I want to call for you! There is still such an operation of jumping in the queue!"

Because of the confinement of the box, Lu Fat couldn't move, but Yi Zhen still heard the damn name - Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong... What a classic name of the hero and heroine of elementary school math problems...