Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

Han Zhen looked solemn, and secretly said to the system: "I suspect that He Jinran is interested in me."

system:"???"

Han Zhen: "Look at this table of dishes, isn't it a hint of what it is?"

System: "It's cucumbers and sausages."

Han Zhen: "..."

The system may think he is blind.

After a full meal, Han Zhen hiccupped.He Jinran asked him caringly: "Is the food still to your liking?"

Han Zhendao: "It's delicious, but it's too spicy. Eat less, or it's easy to pull off your anus."

He Jinran smiled lightly and said, "I never eat spicy food."

Seeing that it was almost night, Han Zhenzheng was about to get up to say goodbye, when he suddenly heard the delicate voice of his maidservant from outside: "Ms. Concubine Shu, today the emperor turned over your sign."

Han Zhen turned his head stiffly and said, "Do you mean to sleep with you?"

He Jinran nodded and said, "Slip through the back door quickly."

Han Zhen picked up the bag of gold on the table and was about to run away, but just as he opened the door, he heard footsteps outside.And the maidservant shouted in panic: "Your Majesty! Why are you here?!"

He Jinran said very calmly: "You drill under the bed."

Han Zhen lifted the quilt, glanced at the bottom of Hebula's bed that hadn't been cleaned for many years, and shivered.

"There won't be Xiaoqiang in here, right?"

"I don't understand what you're talking about." He Jinran frowned and said, "Hurry up and hide in, or it will be hard to explain if the emperor sees it."

Han Zhen took a deep breath, strengthened his courage, and rushed under the bed in one breath.He Jinran covered the bed sheet for him, as if nothing had happened.

Squeak.

The door is opened.

Han Zhen lay on the ground, sniffing the smell of old dust, and could only catch a glimpse of Li Hai's bright yellow mid-heeled shoes.He pinched his nose and said to the system: "What should I do, I really want to sneeze."

The system said: "Hold on."

Han Zhen: "...I can't hold back."

System: "If you can't hold it back, you will die. Which one do you choose?"

Han Zhen burst into tears.But there are two things in this world that people cannot control, one is pulling and the other is sneezing.

So the next second, he couldn't help but sneezed loudly.

Li Haihai frowned and said, "Aifei, what's that voice?"

He Jinran replied calmly: "Your Majesty, there is thunder."

Li Haihai said hesitantly: "The thunder...it's really loud, it looks like it's going to rain heavily."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Li Dahai sat down, looked at the cold table leftovers, and couldn't help sighing: "My concubine, you eat a lot."

He Jinran: "The imperial physician said that the concubine is too thin and needs to make up her body."

"I haven't been to you for a long time, next time I will ask Dr. Wen to send you some tonics."

"No need, Your Majesty. The body of the concubine is not so weak."

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

"Aifei, you still don't blame me, do you?"

Li Haihai looked at He Jinran with heavy eyes.

"How could it be?" He Jinran said: "How can a concubine have the right to blame the emperor."

Li Haihai slapped the table violently, and angrily said: "I hate your eccentric attitude the most! It's not that I don't want to have a bridal chamber with you... It's just that I, I haven't been in good health recently."

"It doesn't matter." He Jinran said: "Your Majesty, take care of your body slowly. Your body is important."

Under the bed, Han Zhen sighed deeply, and said to the system: "It's too miserable for a man to fail in this aspect."

System: "Fate tricks people."

Han Zhen: "I was afraid to hear something about the Eighteen Bans, but now it seems that I am thinking too much."

In the next second, Han Zhen heard violent vomiting.

Li Dahai patted He Jinran on the back, and said worriedly, "Should I ask Doctor Wen to show you?"

He Jinran shook his head and said, "I'm sick, it's okay."

Han Zhen guessed that it should be morning sickness.The two chatted a few more words, and when Li Dahai asked to go to bed, the air was silent for two seconds.

Han Zhen: "...do I want to stay under the bed all night?"

System: "It's possible."

He Jinran said: "Why did the emperor want to sleep so early today?"

Li Haihai said: "Recently, the Yan Kingdom has been restless, and even proposed to marry... There are too many troubles, and Aifei is more comfortable."

"Are you planning to marry Princess Yuzhen?"

"do not know."

crunch.

Han Zhen obviously felt the bed shaking, so he complained to the system: "Li Dahai's butt is really big."

The system fell into deep thought, "It shouldn't be, Li Dahai is the protagonist Gong. It stands to reason that the one with the big butt should be the one."

"...he can't even stand up, how can he attack?"

The system was shocked, "This book is poisonous!"

One person studied the book "The Runaway Concubine: Your Majesty, please be gentle" again, and suddenly had a terrible thought against CP.

The system swallowed with data, and said in disbelief, "This book actually has a second volume!"

"Damn it." Han Zhen was taken aback: "He Jinran, who was frozen to death, can be resurrected?"

"The news just came from the headquarters." The system said: "The author hasn't started writing yet, and only expressed the idea that he will open the next volume."

Han Zhen hesitated for a moment, then said tremblingly, "Why do I feel that Li Dahai is not the protagonist Gong?"

Unexpectedly, the system actually agreed, "It's not popular these days to attack scumbags and accept articles, but the kind of self-improvement and receiving rewards from loyal dogs is popular."

Han Zhen was stunned, and said, "Why do I feel that I am that loyal dog?"

"That's right, we've all lost our minds." The system said: "Fixed thinking kills people, but in fact, you are the protagonist!"

"My mother!" Han Zhen couldn't close his legs in shock, "So the author intends to cross-line to write supernatural and strange novels next time? Let He Jinran and I be resurrected in the underworld with full blood?!"

"……possible."

The system said: "We'd better pray that the author, Calvin, can't write it, otherwise I'm afraid that our next world will be assigned to her novel again."

Han Zhen said angrily: "Who are you lying to! You can change the world!!"

"No." The system said flatly, "I can only change myself."

Han Zhen: "..."

Don't think that you can donate him if he reads few books!Anyway, he was also the man who received the admission letter from Peking University! !

Immediately afterwards, another butt came up.Han Zhen recognized that this very light butt belonged to He Jinran, and collapsed powerlessly under the bed, his eyes lost focus: "I feel so dirty."

System: "You are really dirty."

Han Zhen felt that he must look like a migrant worker who had just returned from moving bricks.

What's more frightening is that he will continue to stay in this dirty place, and maybe sleep here.

Fortunately, he soon heard Li Dahai's snoring.The bed sheet was pulled away, He Jinran stuck her head under the bed and whispered, "You—"

"Mom! There's a ghost!"

Han Zhen, who was suddenly frightened, screamed.

He Jinran: "..."

He said patiently: "The emperor is asleep, come out quickly."

There was only a faint flickering light from candles in the room.Han Zhen crawled out lightly, and looked back at He Jinran.The man was only wearing white obscene clothes, even though his hair was disheveled, he was still so handsome that it was impossible to look away.

Standing barefoot on the cold floor, he said to Han Zhen, "Come here."

Han Zhen walked to his side.

"A little closer."

Han Zhen was almost nose to nose with him.After looking closely, he realized that He Jinran's eyelashes were so long.A pair of black grape-like eyes seem to contain a brilliant star.

He Jinran's ear tips were a little red.He whispered in Han Zhen's ear, "Come back to my place tomorrow night."

Han Zhen asked reflexively, "What do you want to do?"

"What are you talking about? Huh?"

Han Zhen: "Let's say it first, I won't do anything below the neck."

He Jinran seemed to be amused, his eyes lingered on his neck, and said, "I'm going to take saffron tomorrow, so you accompany me."

"Fine……"

Han Zhen frowned and said, "Will the miscarriage be painful?"

"Maybe." He Jinran said casually: "I don't trust others. At least for now, the only one I can trust is you."

"Honestly." Han Zhendao: "Will you consider returning to Yan Kingdom with me?"

He Jinran smiled lowly, didn't take it seriously, opened the door for him, and said, "It's late at night, you should go back quickly."

……

There was a lot of dew outside.Han Zhen walked into the night and ran into Xiao Lizi who had gone to the toilet.

Xiao Lizi rubbed his eyes, not daring to answer: "Why are you still here?"

"Oh..." Han Zhen said, "I just came here to deliver crushed ice to the emperor."

Xiao Lizi looked at no one around, and whispered in Han Zhen's ear, "Be careful, there are rumors in the palace that there are spies from Yan Kingdom."

"Ah? How?"

Han Zhen pretended to be surprised: "Yan Guo is so clever?"

Xiao Lizi nodded, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and go back, it's not safe to stay outside at this late hour. Otherwise, you'll sleep in the same room with me first?"

Thinking of Xiao Lizi's "affectionate confession" before, Han Zhen felt that it would be even more unsafe to sleep in the same room with him.

"No, no, I'll go back."

Han Zhen fled in despair.

Back in the room, Han Zhen went to take a shower first.He was the only one in the bathhouse late at night, which was a bit weird.He was not afraid, and let the system play a replay of the Russia World Cup in his mind, watching it with gusto.

After taking a shower, he went back to the house and was sensitive to the fact that someone had been there.He said "Fuck" and said to the system: "Who came to my room?"

System: "How do I know?"

Han Zhen looked at the footprints all over the ground, "They are too arrogant!!"

System: "Don't worry, it's okay. This is a bloody love drama. Although there are palace fights, there are no plots with super-intelligence."

Han Zhen was right when he thought about it, he was not so scared anymore, he spread the quilt and lay on the bed, and touched a small note.

There are a few flamboyant words written on the small note: Recently, the palace is investigating spies, so be careful.