Crispy duck system [Quick Transmigration]

On the second day, as soon as Li Dahai came back from morning court, he hurriedly said to Aunt Chen, "Where's Xiao Han? You call him over."

Aunt Chen was taken aback, and couldn't help persuading: "Your Majesty, please exercise restraint, be careful not to hurt yourself."

"I got it!" Li Dahai waved his hands perfunctorily, and said, "Call him here quickly."

Aunt Chen went to find Han Zhen, and he observed the boy carefully again, very puzzled why the emperor fell in love with this handsome and burly boy suddenly.Those charming and lovely buddies in the harem don't care, but they have to hang out with eunuchs who have broken their roots all day long...

Aunt Chen thought that he might be old and could no longer understand the world of young people.

Han Zhen hurried to the imperial study room, still a little excited.

System: "What are you happy about?"

Han Zhen: "I can eat smoothies again! I'm happy~"

system:"……"

Can I have something to offer?

In the imperial study room, Li Dahai coughed twice, and said, "It's getting hot, Xiao Han, make me three bowls of watermelon smoothies."

As always, Han Zhen ate his fill before he wobbled back with a basket of smoothies.On the way, he also met Xiao Lizi and said hello.

"Xiao Han~" Xiao Lizi lowered his head and said shyly, "I have been transferred to Concubine Shu."

"That's it, it's pretty good."

Han Zhen thought for a while, then evened out some from each of the three bowls of ice cream that he wanted to give to Li Haihai, and gave it to Xiao Lizi, saying: "Give this to Concubine Shu, to relieve the heat. You must learn to please the master. Only in this way can we survive in the palace.”

Xiao Lizi was moved to the point of tears: "Thank you, thank you Xiao Han..."

"Hey, I have nothing to do with you. You don't need to thank me." Han Zhen patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm leaving first. I'll come to Concubine Shu to play with you when I have time."

By the time Han Zhen delivered Shabing to the imperial study, Li Dahai couldn't wait.After he finished eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "From now on, you don't need to grind ink anymore, remember to bring me two bowls of smoothies every day."

"Slaves must remember."

After speaking, Han Zhen withdrew.He yawned, ready to go back to his room for a sleep.

At the same time, Kunning Palace.

"Concubine Shu, this is the smoothie to relieve the heat, do you want some?"

Xiao Lizi held the bowl obediently.

"Huh?" He Jinran raised his head and said lightly, "Bring it here."

Xiao Lizi hurriedly brought it to the table for him.

After tasting it twice, he put down the spoon, "Is this newly made by the imperial dining room?"

"No, it's not." Xiao Lizi blushed, and said honestly, "Xiao Han, who used to live with me, asked his servant to send it here."

"Oh." He Jinran's expression remained flat, "You step back."

After Xiao Lizi left, He Jinran slowly finished the whole bowl of smoothies.He squinted his eyes, a smile appeared on his lips, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

A few days passed, and finally it was Han Zhen's rest day when he could leave the palace.

He changed into casual clothes and walked towards the door with a lot of things on his shoulders.Behind him, a group of eunuchs were waving handkerchiefs to see him off.

"Xiao Han, don't forget the pickles for my mother! Be careful, the jar is easy to break."

"My father is still waiting for my 30 taels of silver to save his life... Woohoo, Xiao Han, you have to hurry up."

"Don't forget to buy the new rouge powder on Yi'anfang~"

Han Zhen's head exploded when he heard it, and he couldn't help asking the system: "He's a eunuch, why buy rouge powder?"

System: "Dress up yourself."

QAQ how does it know! ! !

Han Zhen sighed: "It's incredible, the little eunuch now lives more exquisitely and exquisitely than me."

The system said coldly: "Don't think that I don't know the pile of fairy water and ex-boyfriend masks you bought in Hyundai, put them here to pretend to be rough, who are you?"

"Hush!" Han Zhen whispered, "Don't expose me."

System: "..." I'm afraid I'm mentally retarded.

The degree of development of commerce in this world is about the same as that of the Song Dynasty, with cars and horses crowded, and peddlers chanting. It is called Baiduan.It is said that the night market is also very prosperous, and the brothels are open all night.

Han Zhen took part in the hustle and bustle of the ancient market, and sent the things entrusted to him by the eunuchs door to door.After delivering them, he went to Yi'anfang and bought a can of the cheapest rouge powder according to the eunuch.

Yi'anfang is a well-known store in Beijing that specializes in selling brother's personal belongings.The guy had sharp eyes. Seeing that Han Zhen was good-looking, he persuaded him: "Little brother, are you going to buy it as a gift for your wife? It's better to buy something more expensive. Look at this, it only costs 30 taels of silver, and our shop is new. The stuff on the table, milk tea powder rouge, is much easier to use than those used by the imperial court, so you two will have a sweet night~"

Han Zhengang wanted to refuse, but suddenly thought of giving He Jinran a box.But his monthly salary is only ten taels of silver, so he is somewhat reluctant...

System: "Did you forget that Li Dahai rewarded you with a hundred taels of gold last time? Just say it, you still can't bear it."

Han Zhen frowned, "Where did I pick!! I don't pick!!"

The system disdainfully said: "Pick it up."

This completely pissed off Han Zhen.A person like him who loves face very much hates others to say that he is picky.That's right, he wants to pretend to be fat even if his face is swollen! !

He pursed his lips, squinted at the buddy, and started his performance: "It's only 30 taels of silver? Go, show me the best of your store."

After a while, a large table full of rouge and gouache was placed in front of Han Zhen.All kinds of styles, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of surprises.

Han Zhen pointed to a few things and said, "This, that, and this... Don't need these, I will wrap everything else up."

The clerk looked shocked, and said tremblingly: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, here, here is a big customer..."

Han Zhen felt refreshed and smiled slightly.But when it was time to check out, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"What did you say?! These things actually cost 1000 taels of silver?"

The shopkeeper wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and smiled awkwardly: "You bought a lot of things, so we gave you a discount on this price."

Han Zhen: "..."

He pretended so badly that he had to finish pretending even when he was kneeling.

With trembling hands, he took out the bag containing 100 taels of gold and threw it on the counter, pretending to be calm and said lightly: "You don't need to look for it."

The shopkeeper counted, rubbed his palms together, and said embarrassingly, "It's still two taels of silver."

Han Zhen: "..."

His hand seemed to be suffering from Perkins syndrome, and he took out two taels from his last five taels of silver and handed it to the shopkeeper.

He walked to the street carrying a large bag of things with the "Easy On Place" logo on it, feeling that the sky had become much darker.It was cloudy and it looked like it was going to rain.

Before he could sigh his sadness, a torrential rain that had never been seen before poured down.

Han Zhen, who was drenched in water, burst into tears.

The system comforted: "Don't cry, be good, go buy an oil-paper umbrella."

"Wow wow wow!" Han Zhen wiped away his tears and said sadly, "I'm out of money."

"This..." The system was speechless.

Poverty is the original sin!

But life goes on.Under Han Zhen's bargaining, he bought saffron for only one tael of silver, and he also bought an umbrella from the pharmacy by the way.

He sneaked into the palace and successfully brought the saffron to He Jinran.Panting from running, he drank another pot of water on the table.

Seeing He Jinran's strange gaze, Han Zhen hurriedly said, "The pot was still in my room last time, and I'll bring it to you another day."

With a sullen face, He Jinran finally couldn't help but said, "Why do you always use the cup I drank from?!"

"Ah?" Han Zhen said dully, "I'm sorry, I don't know."

He Jinran was speechless.

Han Zhen suddenly remembered something, took out the big bag of rouge powder and handed it to him, saying: "Here, here you are."

He Jinran opened it and looked gloomy: "What are you giving me these for?"

"I thought you might like it."

boom!

The package was thrown to the ground by He Jinran, and it was torn apart.

He said coldly: "I'm not those sissy brothers."

"Oh~" Han Zhen stretched out his hand, "A total of 1000 taels of silver, thank you for your patronage."

He Jinran: "..."

He took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, got up, took a bag of gold and threw it on the table, and said with a sarcasm, "Are you so poor? Why don't you just sell yourself."

"Yes." Unexpectedly, this guy nodded shamelessly and said immediately: "Give me another 1000 taels, and my soul, people, and heart are all yours."

System: "Did you sell it too cheap?"

Han Zhen: "Seeing how handsome he is, I'll give you a discount."

He Jinran was taken aback for a moment, and wondered, "Just you, is it still worth 1000 taels?"

Han Zhen patted his chest and said, "It's big and alive, but a wolf can be sweet and salty, do you think it's worth it?"

I don't know which word in his words irritated He Jinran, but the other party blushed with anger, pointed at him and cursed: "Shameless!"

Han Zhen: "Who pulled me onto the bed that day? They actually put me on top of me, posed in various poses, kept saying that it wasn't enough and I still wanted..."

He Jinran gritted his teeth: "Shut up!"

Han Zhen shrugged and planned to leave with the bag of gold in his hand.Unexpectedly, He Jinran stopped him and said hesitantly, "Recently...be careful."

Seeing that Han Zhen remained silent, He Jinran continued: "I heard that you have recently become a celebrity around the emperor, so be careful, he has a bad temper and is still impotent."

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Han Zhen laughed like a dog in his heart, and said to the system: "Dahai is so pitiful, it's a pity that there is no Viagra here to help him regain his glory."

System: "Poor thing? Hey, if you don't do the task well, I will turn you into impotence in the next world."

Han Zhen: "You were lying to me!! Didn't you say that the task world is randomly assigned?!"

The system looked at the sky, thinking, TM accidentally slipped his mouth.

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A few days later, a major event happened in the palace.

The prime minister's daughter - Concubine Mei, is pregnant!

This should have been a happy event, after all, the emperor has no heirs so far.However, Li Dahai was infertile. After hearing the news, his complexion turned pale, and he even missed two mouthfuls of his favorite crushed ice.

"Bold Concubine Mei! Someone, drag him into the cold palace!"

Aunt Chen couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, he is pregnant with a dragon heir, you can't treat him like this..."

Unexpectedly, these words made Li Dahai explode on the spot.He didn't want people to know that he was suffering from a hidden disease, so he said coldly: "I have never been lucky enough to be with Concubine Mei."

Aunt Chen was taken aback, and panicked, she called for the Prime Minister to be summoned.The dignified son of heaven was actually wearing a green hat. The news spread throughout the entire palace in just half a day, and everyone was discussing who the adulterer was.

A day later, the waiter found out the truth.The adulterer is an imperial guard, and is often entrusted by the prime minister to carry things to Concubine Mei, and the two of them will get along well after going back and forth...

Li Haihai has no feelings for Concubine Mei, maybe he doesn't even remember what this person looks like, so he coldly orders the adulterer, husband, and woman to be cut in half, and they will be reunited in hell.

The poor prime minister cried like a child, hugged Li Dahai's thigh and choked and shouted: "Your Majesty! This is the only child! If he dies, who will take care of the old man in the future!"

Li Dahai kicked him twice hard, as if he was not relieved, he kicked him again, and said coldly: "No more nonsense, you go down to find your brother and have a reunion."

The prime minister immediately fell silent, as quiet as a chicken.

After witnessing all this, Han Zhen turned around to talk to the system: "This paragraph is not written in the novel, what's going on?"

The system said unhappily: "Can you bring some brains to work? I remember you like Holmes very much, don't you?"

Han Zhen hesitated for a while, then said, "I like Conan."

System: "...all the same."

Han Zhen flipped through the eye-catching novel again in his mind.He felt that if this book was real, he would have broken through it long ago.Finally, he showed Conan's spirit of solving crimes, and he almost found the clues with a magnifying glass in his hand.

"There is always only one truth!"

System: "...nonsense."

Han Zhen felt as if a door was slowly opening in front of him, so he said excitedly: "In the novel, when He Jinran died, Concubine Mei and this guard were villains who helped the evildoers!! So, all of this should be the rebirth of He Jinran revenge!!"

The system sneered and said, "You finally figured out such a simple truth. It's really gratifying."

Han Zhen scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Don't praise me, I will be shy."

system:"……"

It took a deep breath, feeling itself glowing and glowing, with a divine halo above its head.It was afraid that it would be overwhelmed by the host's anger, so it quickly changed the subject and said, "You have to speed up. If He Jinran is allowed to continue to develop, the entire Shuang'er Congress will undergo tremendous changes."

Han Zhen fell into deep thought, a little worried.He said: "Why don't I kidnap He Jinran to the country of Yan? Anyway, there are women in the country of Yan, so he can marry a wife and have children there."

System: "Do you think you can take him out of the palace with your strength?"

Han Zhen shook his head honestly.

System: "Then what are you talking about?"

"Just light up a gold finger for me!"

The system sneered, and said, "It's not dark yet, and you're having this sweet dream?"

Han Zhen said that he doesn't want to deal with the system for the time being.This day, he had just finished delivering the newly developed banana milk crushed ice to Li Haihai, so he happened to be free, so he wandered to Kunning Palace to find Xiao Lizi to play with.

Xiao Lizi looked very happy when he saw him: "How are you doing recently?"

"Pretty good." Han Zhen thought to himself, with food, drink and crushed ice, one must learn to be content and happy.

"That's good~" Xiao Lizi said shyly, "I, I miss you very much."

Han Zhen stayed where he was, as if he had been struck by lightning.It wasn't because of what Xiao Lizi said, but because he saw He Jinran standing behind Xiao Lizi with a blank expression on his face.

"Haha." He laughed stiffly twice, and said numbly, "Xiao Lizi, your joke is really funny hahaha."

Xiao Lizi asked suspiciously, "I'm not joking? I really miss you so much~"

The most suffocating thing was Xiao Lizi's tone, which was frightening.Can't help it, it will make people think of some kind of weird...

It wasn't until Xiao Lizi saw He Jinran that he understood everything.He cried and explained: "Ms. Concubine Shu, nothing happened between me, me and Xiao Han, between me and us is innocent, whiter than tofu, er..."

Han Zhen: "..."

I always feel that the little plum is getting darker and darker.

He Jinran glanced at Han Zhen and said, "Come with me."

In the room, He Jinran looked at the tall man standing in front of him with a half-smile, and said, "Are you so hungry and thirsty? Even the little eunuch?"

"No." Han Zhen quickly said, "I don't engage in Longyang."

"Take off your pants."

He Jinran said coldly.

Han Zhen □□ chilled, with a shocked expression: v●

Han Zhen took off his obscene trousers with two brushes.He Jinran pursed her lips, avoided her eyes, and said helplessly, "I didn't ask you to take off even this."

Han Zhen put on the obscene pants with a few strokes.

He Jinran felt a little lost for some reason.He slowly approached Han Zhen, gently opened his trousers with his cold fingers, knelt down and stroked Han Zhen's calf.

Han Zhen thought to himself, oh my god, the encounter has changed.

He Jinran could hear He Jinran slowly saying: "Your birthmark, is it born with you?"

Han Zhen glanced down and said casually, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

He Jinran didn't respond to him, and You Ge's gaze on his face was a little deeper, with some kind of inexplicable emotion vaguely.

The system interjected, "Just read the ending of the novel."

Han Zhen opened it and saw it said: [He feels so cold, so cold.It was snowing all over the sky, and the wind was bitter.He curled up in the dilapidated woodshed, listening to the howling wind outside the door, as if his heart also became cold and hard.In a daze, he vaguely saw a figure.He thought he was hallucinating, but saw a pink heart-shaped birthmark on the other's ankle.The other party stuffed a bowl of hot porridge into his hand, and then left. 】

Han Zhen opened his trousers and saw a vulgar pink love birthmark on it.

he:"……"

He said to the system: "It stands to reason that the original owner of the meeting will soon be killed. How can he have the leisure to send porridge to He Jinran?"

System: "...Written by the author of Spicy Chicken, how do I know?"

"Can you change to a normal one next time?" Han Zhen said sincerely, "I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

System: "...I'll try."

"Hey! You admitted it again." Han Zhen chuckled and said, "Now you dare to say that the plot is randomly assigned?!"

System: "..." It's so tiring.

The system refused to admit it, and Han Zhen couldn't help it.He calculated the time, and when it was almost dinner time, he said goodbye: "I'm going back to have dinner first."

He Jinran, who was still squatting on the ground, was still touching the birthmark on his ankle, as if he didn't hear it, and muttered to himself: "This is so beautiful."

Han Zhen smiled slightly: "I think it looks good too, but it's a pity you don't have it."

He Jinran licked his lips, looked up at him, and said, "Cut it off?"

Fuck.Han Zhen turned pale with shock, he Jinran must be a pervert.He couldn't help secretly wondering if He Jinran in this world had also turned black.

The system said painfully: "From the moment he was reborn, he was blackened."

Han Zhen: "...why didn't you say it earlier?"

System: "I thought you would have figured it out a long time ago, after all, you are so smart."

Han Zhen could not refute.

He Jinran put on his trousers for him, as if he had touched some part of him inadvertently, and then straightened his skirt.

Poor Han Zhen is a vigorous young man of the right age, and he hasn't relieved his loneliness for a long time. After being touched like this, he actually becomes hard.

He Jinran pretended not to see it, and said calmly, "Stay here for dinner."

He spoke in a commanding tone.

Han Zhen clamped his legs, feeling a little uncomfortable, and said, "Where is the thatched cottage?"

"Here, Gong Tong is over there."

He Jinran pointed casually.

Han Zhen took a closer look and found that the Gong bucket was actually in the open air.I don't know what hobby He Jinran has. Does it mean that he likes to play wild under the unobstructed sky?

He Jinran kindly said: "Go quickly, it's not good for your health to be in a hurry."

Han Zhen said aggrievedly: "I don't like people looking at me..."

"Is there anyone else here?" He Jinran wondered, "Do you think I'll see you?"

Han Zhen nodded.

He Jinran: "That's right, I'm going to see you."

Han Zhen: "..."

He didn't want to masturbate at all, he sat beside him stiffly, patted the table, and said bluntly: "Serve!"

Served.Two large strips of large cucumbers.

There is also a pot of fragrant spicy sausage.

The author has something to say:

Thank you readers Ye Zi × 6 mines and firm main attack 1 years × 2 mines, thank you!

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