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Cecil has always believed that the Gay Knights are too used to exuding their own charm, not by accident, but on purpose.When he saw fifty handsome knights wearing gorgeous uniforms standing at the gate of the city "receiving guests", the strange feeling in his heart became more obvious.

"Didn't it mean that knights can't look directly at women?" Cecil asked Langdon. "It's possible that all the people here today are women."

"Well, generally speaking, this is the case, but we have special provisions." Langdon said calmly, "If the Knights' life and death are at stake, this law of wills will become invalid."

Life or death?

"Isn't it?" Cecil hesitated, "It's just a small problem. In fact, you made it so big...Uh, so you did it on purpose?"

"What?" Langdon smiled innocently, "I didn't do anything."

Cecil: "..."

Man, your black intestines are all exposed.

As Cecil imagined, after more than 20 griffins landed, a large group of laughing and laughing ladies jumped off the snow, lifted their skirts, and looked around with curiosity and scrutiny.

"When was a city built here?"

"Moon City? Sounds very romantic."

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-"

"Calm down, young lady, there will be more handsome ones later!"

Accompanied by these chattering discussions, the ladies quickly stood in front of the knights and accepted Langdon's warm greeting: "Welcome to Moon City to participate in the hot bath treatment, you will have a perfect experience, for us , Ladies are like the most beautiful flowers, we will carefully maintain this beauty, picking flowers is a big disgrace.”

The ladies giggled and clapped reservedly, but their eyes searched wildly. Cecil knew that these ladies would not behave like this when facing straight men. Even Mrs. Classes would bow her head when she saw a man next door , out of sight.This world does not mind widows remarrying. After all, the survival rate of babies is placed there. If a husband dies, a woman who may give birth to ten or eight "leeks" will be widowed for life. No normal monarch would do this, but ladies It is still necessary to keep a low profile when facing men, the main reason is that you are afraid of offending the other party inexplicably.

Mrs. Klass was an exception. Even when she couldn't make money before, she still dared to yell at her husband at home, after all, the value of force was there.

"His Royal Highness Langdon." "I have whatever you want." The beautiful clerk at the grocery store walked towards Langdon under the envious eyes of his friends, "I am very glad to be able to participate in the hot bath treatment."

"Griffin travel is exhausting, please come with me." Langdon bent his left arm and let the beautiful clerk take it, "You will get the best enjoyment."

The experience, of course, starts with the food.

Cecil almost racked his brains to list all possible menus: smoked beef pancakes with chanterelles, roasted rabbit legs with pepper flavor, beef consommé, steamed white buns, and finally a cup of saffron tea, mainly for the sake of clearing up Greasy meat in front.

There is no way, there are too few ingredients, and it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.

The ladies each found their favorite knights, took their arms and walked into Moon City. On the way to the public bathroom, they observed the city to their heart's content: yellow hard roads, houses of various shapes, some even painted white , but it can be seen, there is an Aladdin digital house number at the door of each house, snow is piled on both sides of the street, and residents cast curious eyes from time to time.

It seems that it is just a newly built city, which is okay-this idea was completely broken after tasting lunch.

God, forgive my tongue!This thing is even more delicious than magic bread, it even has a taste!smell!real taste!It's not bitter or astringent, and it doesn't smell like blood. And those mushrooms won't kill you!This orange-red water tastes a bit strange, but it just removes the greasy feeling of meat. It has a bitter and weird grassy taste in the mouth at first, but there is a hint of sweetness afterward.

After the meal, the ladies looked much more relaxed. Of course, the knights would not stay with them all the time, they were only responsible for leading the way. Langdon and Cecil had to be with them.Eugene was not allowed to appear in this kind of scene, Oakes and Russell said "it's none of my business, I'm a man with a man, I don't want to sacrifice my appearance", Moyer was forcefully stopped, after all, a half-breed devil is not a suitable seduction Candidates are more likely to tempt a certain lady to do something indescribable—this is indescribable and the other is indescribable, too cruel to be described.

The place where the ladies eat is the public canteen, which is reserved today.

This is the place where beef noodles were originally made. After the expansion, it not only has the function of making food, but also takes on the responsibility of feeding the knights. Most of the knights do not have the habit and skills of cooking, and they still sell food to the public.The public canteen is next to the industrial area. In order to have a fresh smell and feel happy, Cecil set the canteen away from the public toilets from the beginning, so the bathhouse has a ready-made location.

"Most of the facilities in the city are made of non-magic." Langdon introduced various buildings as he walked, "We have been here for less than half a year, and there will be further development in the future."

"It's astonishing!" said the beautiful clerk, covering her mouth, "No magic is used!"

"Of course, some places need it." Cecil interjected casually.

For example, tall water towers.

The water tower can be erected by building a house, but the problem is how to ensure that this thing does not freeze in winter. Cecil's hair is almost bald and he can't figure out a way. Even if it is placed indoors, it cannot be done because the space is too large. The big ones, in the end, can only resort to magic.

Ah, magic!

For this reason, several knights deliberately vacated magic slots today to keep the water tower room from freezing. Oakes also mocked Cecil for turning back on his promises and using magic, which made him very angry and helpless.

"Is this the public bathroom?" asked the beautiful clerk.

"Yes, I can't accompany you here." Langdon said politely, "However, we will have someone to accompany you, please rest assured, if you have any doubts, just ask these hot bath nurses."

This name was thought up by Langdon, and Cecil was shocked when he first said it: it's too similar to an porn name, and Langdon is almost self-taught in this regard.

Mrs. Klass and several Ebo women stood up and saluted the guests with a smile.For today, they purposely used the bathroom once. It can be said that they had rehearsed many times before accepting this task after confirming that everything was safe. Of course, they were wearing clothes.

Cecil repeatedly told them that they might be made things difficult for them, so they must bear with it for a while, which made the Ebo girls nervous, and they were relieved only when they actually saw the guests.

"Don't worry, Lord Knight, they are all well-bred ladies and wives." Mrs. Classes leaned over to Cecil and whispered when the guests looked at the bathroom curiously, "They will not make things difficult for us."

Before Cecil could reply, Mrs. Klass had already trotted into the bathroom with her skirt in her hands.

The exterior decoration of the bathroom has not had enough time, it is the appearance of the magic earth embryo room in this world, but because Cecil personally designed it into a Turkish style, the door and four corners are equipped with pointed columns, rows of columns and complicated yin and yang carvings. It is a frame structure, the passage formed by the supporting pillars is made into a round arch, the interior of the whole building is painted white, the ground is covered with hardwood floors and the free yak carpet "stolen" from Ebo, it is also decent, less The characteristic small tiles of Turkish architecture are a pity.

After the completion of the public bathroom, Oakes looked at it with his arms folded for a long time and commented: "It's weird."

Cecil sighed again. Sure enough, it is a lie for the traveler to surprise everyone with anything he brought out. Oakes has spoken more politely now, and used to be direct and mocking.

The guests commented on the Turkish bath as "very fresh". After a small discussion, they shouted as if they had discovered a new world as soon as they entered.

"It's so warm! Is there magic here?"

"No, ma'am." Mrs. Klass, who has received vocational training, said immediately, "there is plenty of steam in the bathhouse, and frequent hot baths will make the skin fair, tender, elastic, and full of youthful breath. Ladies and ladies, you can take off the Wear winter clothes and try to expose as much skin to the steam as possible so that you can experience the benefits of thermal bath therapy sooner.”

It goes without saying that the line must have been written by Cecil, but it is true.Girls in Sichuan have fair skin because the mountain city is foggy and humid all year round, and dry sunlight is the biggest enemy of skin aging. Many people also feel that the skin texture after taking a shower is particularly good because it has been fully exposed to steam and water.

The ladies took off their heavy leather jackets and magic clothes one after another. After a while, they really felt more comfortable, warm from top to bottom.

"Really, I feel that my skin is more elastic, you see." A lady kept pressing her cheek, "It is indeed like when I was young."

"I hate it, Mrs. Xiangqi, you are very young!"

"Ah, I'm so old, how can I compare to you young people!"

"No way, a talent like you can be called a permanent youth!"

"Hehehehe..."

"Hehehehe..."

Someone else took out a small mirror and took a picture, looking at the red lips and white teeth in the mirror with a look of satisfaction on his face.

Cecil originally wanted to put a fruit plate or something in the lounge, but there is no such thing as white water. What he is most dissatisfied with is that the tone of the hardwood floor is too dark, and the burnt hardwood in the bath is almost dark brown. Yes, although it is not too ugly, it gives people an unclean feeling. Putting water in it has no visual beauty and cannot be seen at all.

In order to solve the problem of color and non-slip, we had to lay a yak carpet on the hardwood floor outside the bath. After it got wet, it was soft like mud. At least the color looks better, and it will be removed when it is used by others in the future.

You need to take a shower before taking a bath. There are a total of [-] shower heads, which is enough. Considering that people in Yuecheng will also use them in the future, Cecil's requirement for the design of public bathrooms is "big big", the bigger the better.However, the design is very crude. It looks like "tap water", but in fact it is just using the pressure of the drop of the water storage tower.

The water storage tower is not only unable to prevent freezing, but also unable to automatically fill water, so the poor knights must pay attention to the water level at all times, and replenish it as soon as it drops.This is not an easy task. First, water must be pumped out of the well, and then poured into a three-meter-high water tower.

"Use magic, there is no other way." Oakes said calmly, "You said that you don't use magic, but it turns out that you don't use it. It's better to just use water magic, which saves so much trouble."

Cecil had nothing to say, of course he was dissing the other party in his heart.

The lack of a water pump is a big problem. It is very troublesome to pump water out of the well or send the water to the water tower. He knows the water wheel, the lever well pump and the water wheel pulley, but he doesn't know the water pump. There is no one in the modern family. Those who build a water pump at home are all the work of the public water conservancy system.What's more, the most critical issue of the water pump is power. Without a series of industrial power such as steam and electricity brought by combustibles, no matter how delicate the design is, it will not be able to produce qualitative changes.

The only options in this world are natural power, and of course man and magic, but... Depressed!

The female guests took bath towels and small wooden basins and splashed water on each other happily. Several high-quality soaps were placed in wooden boxes waiting to be used. It seemed to Cecil that it was a common thing, but they solemnly played with the soap for a while. Smell it again, and then wipe it on your body after getting wet.

"It's so slippery... ah! It fell!"

"I don't know why I feel lust｜love——"

"It would be nice if it was spiced."

"It has a strange smell, grassy."

"It can be improved a little bit, but the shape is really beautiful. Is this the badge of the Gay Knights?"

"It's the right size, even a lady's hand can hold it."

"Ah, it does have a decontamination effect. Look, the hairs on my arms have turned golden!"

"It is said that you can also wash your hair, so give it a try!"

I have to say that the sisters invited by the beautiful clerk are not amateurs, and they comment while using it, looking serious and professional.

After the shower, Mrs. Klass immediately asked considerately: "Do you need to scrub yourself or take a hot bath directly?"

This is definitely an essential item for bathhouses!

Not to mention body scrubbing in this world, even bathing is not popular, even the rich and powerful do not have this habit, cleaning magic is omnipotent, as for the enjoyment brought by bathing, forget it, who knows what will happen What's the matter?

After all, it is common to catch a cold and die after taking a bath. This time, if Langdon hadn’t guaranteed the honor of the Gay Knights, these female guests might not have come. They have to get their brains beat out by jealous husbands while they're doing training.Of course, he didn't dare to be too presumptuous. He just demonstrated it on his arms and back, emphasizing that it must be pushed gently. The lady's skin is very delicate, and the linen is really rough, and he doesn't want to use magic cloth.

The back rubbing stool is made of wood, just like the beauty bed. A hole is dug in the front to put your face on it. The female guest couldn't help but like it after trying it.

A hot bath nurse gently rubbed the back of a female guest. She remembered Cecil's advice and didn't dare to exert any force. Within a few seconds, the female guest said, "I don't feel anything."

The hot bath nurse immediately increased her strength and asked, "How about this, guest?"

"Hmm... Generally speaking, it can be a little heavier."

"how about this?"

"Heavier."

"so?!"

"Aren't you full? Is your employer poor?"

The hot bath nurse was exhausted and out of breath, and the back of the female guest was still gray. There was no common scene of rubbing bloodshot eyes. She looked at Mrs. Klass with a look of help. In terms of strength, Mrs. Klass was helpless. People can be enemies.

"Let me come." Mrs. Class came over, holding a bath towel in her hand and said confidently, "Lady, if you feel unwell, please tell me immediately!"

"No problem, come on." The female guest said calmly, "Be sure to be stronger!"

It wasn't until Mrs. Krass exerted all her strength to dig the well that the female guest groaned and said loudly, "Oh, yes, that's it, yes—ah!"

Mrs. Class: "..."

If Cecil knew, I'm afraid there are so many wonderful things in this world.

When all the female guests soaked in the hot bath, they couldn't help sighing comfortably, soaking their bodies in the hot water, with only their heads exposed on the water.The bathroom was filled with steam and the slight smell of plants and grass. They chatted involuntarily. When someone started to feel sleepy, Mrs. Klass hurriedly said softly: "Do you need a massage?"

Cecil also trained himself on massage. He has never worked in the related industry, but he has gone to a bathhouse to get a massage. Although the lady has never experienced it, they are all human anyway, so it’s fine.

The focus of the hot bath nurse's training is also massage. Although it has nothing to do with soap, it is the most popular item. The female guests fell asleep after pressing it, except for the "very thick-skinned" female guest Everything was perfect except for making Mrs. Class very tired.

The whole "hot bath treatment" lasted for most of the day. It was not until the afternoon that the female guests came out of the bathroom contentedly. In order to prevent the alternation of cold and heat from getting sick, Cecil also specially prepared a rest room, a kang with a lower temperature. Let your body get used to it.

The female guests were also very curious about the kang, and they asked questions. The hot bath nurses were trained, and they would only say "everything comes from the whimsy of the knight master" over and over again, and they were determined not to reveal a word.

When Langdon and Cecil saw the beautiful clerk at the "Whatever You Want" grocery store again, they got a very bright smile: "It's an unparalleled experience, I never knew that taking a bath could be so comfortable! The soap is like peeling Generally, I feel that my body has become lighter!"

"Your appreciation is the highest compliment!" Cecil has gradually learned to speak coquettishly, one set without repetition, "If you don't mind, I hope the guests can stay for one night and spend time with the magic elks. At night, enjoy the warmth and delicious food on the kang, I promise this will be a new experience!"

This is not forced. Cecil is really afraid that these delicate girls will sit on the griffin right after taking a bath. When the cold wind blows from the high altitude, they will catch a cold and develop pneumonia when they go back. Then all his painstaking efforts will be in vain.

Seeing that the beauty seemed to be hesitant, Cecil hurriedly added an explanation: "Please forgive me, a hot bath can make the skin as tender as a baby's. If you suddenly ride a griffin and be blown by the cold wind, how big would it be?" The injury! Think about it, babies also need special warming measures in the cold winter."

This is quite reasonable.

The beauty nodded after pondering for a moment: "Then I will trouble the knight." She took a step closer and whispered, "Is this also free?"

"Of course." Cecil lowered his voice knowingly, "It's all free."

This evening, the guests and the host had a great time, the female guests gossiped with the magic elk - Carroll sealed up all the gossips related to Cecil very loyally, and harassed the gay knights everywhere, especially the handsome knights. It is popular, and the kang is naturally very popular. Among the female guests, some of them brought light and beautiful thin clothes, and they all changed after entering the room, which made other ladies jealous.

Cecil found that although the knights were always expressionless when facing the ladies, none of them were afraid, and all of them were calm and unhurried, as if they were veterans in love.He raised this question with Langdon, and got a depressing answer: "Because you are handsome, ladies like us, why should you be afraid of people who like us?"

"..."

I don't want to hear this kind of answer! !

In the early morning of the next day, after sending away the group of reluctant female guests after breakfast, Cecil couldn't help but yelled and punched the sky a few times: "The sales promotion has come to a successful conclusion!"

Langdon also smiled and patted Cecil's forehead: "You did a good job."

"Ah, it's not easy." Cecil seemed to have returned to the earth. Many of those various part-time jobs were in the semi-service industry. He remembered those days of marketing day and night, "Selling soap should be no problem. right?"

"I don't think it's just soap." Langdon said slowly, "We're considering the 'Hot Bath Therapy' set."

"What the hell is 'hot bath therapy'!" Cecil couldn't help complaining, "I really don't know how to cure diseases!"

"It doesn't matter, just treat it a few times."

The two walked towards the city while chatting nonsense, and met Russell and Oakes within a few steps.

"Is the bathroom ready for use?" Oakes asked.

"Have you changed the water?" Cecil was stunned for a moment and asked.

"What water should I change? Those women are not dirty." Oakes said.

Cecil looked at Langdon, and said maliciously, "The emergency should be over, right? It's time to stop looking at women again, right?"

"There are no women, it's just bath water!" Oakes said angrily, "Don't waste water, we provide water for free. Do you know how much magic it takes to pump the water into the storage tower?"

That's right, these waters are magic water, and they are worth a lot!

Cecil sighed and said, "Don't worry, I'll get the water pump out sooner or later."

Russell rolled his eyes: "So, can you take a shower?"

"Can……"

Cecil had just uttered a word, and a large group of knights rushed out of the seemingly peaceful street, yelling and running frantically towards the bathhouse.

Langdon sighed with relief, "These little brats."

Cecil muttered under his breath, "I haven't even washed it."

While the knights of Moon City were vying for the bathroom position, there was a big piece of news spreading rapidly in Toto Port.