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Chapter 85 Beauty, take a bath?

Cecil's first New Year after crossing was very "lively". After inviting a group of people, Carroll, Bao Bao and Dali came to accompany him. The two of them had a very happy meal. He got up and brought the whole family, and the house was full of donkeys braying.

Cecil marinated the beef with salt and pepper and dried it in advance, then sliced ​​it into thin slices and fried it. The taste—to be honest, it was mediocre, especially wild meat, the fishy smell was really hard to get rid of.The yak meat is quite good, especially the good part of the meat, which has almost no fishy smell. It is not only delicious and tender when fried directly, but also smoked. It has to be said that any good food can be made.

Dali was very interested in smoke, and after discussing the method without hesitation, he promised that if he found anything special in the future, he would notify Cecil as soon as possible. As a wild man, his tolerance for civilization was amazing. Reached the level of people on earth.

The New Year's Eve dinner was quite sumptuous, and Karohe was willing to provide meat sources, and a group of "people" ate very happily.When the magic elk stood up and fought each other with their front hooves, Cecil sat on the kang and looked out the window in a daze. The temperature of the charcoal was really good, and he ate hot food. The room was also small, and he felt a little hot. So open the windows for a while to get some air.

Raise your head to look at the moon, and look down at your hometown.

There is no empathy in this world, only empathy, how can you understand the feelings if you don’t experience this scene, Cecil really understands the feelings in these two poems at this time.

do i have a home

Cecil is no longer a child, and it is inevitable that he will be sad at this time. He used to have a home and didn't want to go back, but now he has a home and can't.There is no regret medicine in this world. The moment he agreed to the original Cecil, he was on the road of no return.

"What are you looking at? The moon?" A golden "fluffy" rushed over, its hair was fluffy and smooth, and it didn't know how to maintain it, "I heard you named this city Moon City? Hey, let me tell you, there are stories about you in Highgarden, and it is said that you are also from the dark world, now it seems that you are from the moon?"

Cecil was stunned for a moment, not knowing why he said: "Why do you say that?"

"Because you always come up with some weird things. You know, in the history of Highgarden, we have also come into contact with many different races and communicated with many different civilizations, but like you, no." Dali said The face was completely hidden under the hair, only the voice kept coming out, with a mysterious taste, "Besides, you are so close to Langdon, Langdon is an ancient remnant, from the dark world..."

"I'm close to Langdon because he's handsome!" Cecil said angrily, "I like men, isn't that a matter of course?"

Wow, in this world I can say that with confidence.

"That's right." The fluffy golden ball nodded up and down, "I heard that many people like Langdon, so it's not surprising that you like him, but I think he's a bit of a playboy, so you have to be careful. "

Wow, other people actually think this is very reasonable.

Thinking about it this way, Cecil's mood immediately improved a lot, and the homesickness disappeared.

Yeah, I live with a ton of hot guys and I can pick and choose what I want, and everyone else thinks it's normal, which is awesome!

This world has a calendar, and it is no different from the earth except that there are ten days in a week. Of course, the date of the Chinese New Year will not be marked. Cecil calculated it backwards based on the "coldest day of the year" described by Ebo. Probably about the same.

On New Year's Eve, Cecil slept on the Kang bed with a young deer in his arms, and Dali slept on the floor. This guy had his own plush quilt and slept soundly by leaning on the Kang stove. The next day, he was very spineless. He firmly stated that he would stay for a period of time until the spring blossoms before traveling around.

Moon City is still building houses, and the bored knights don't want to let magic slots go to waste every day. New firewood warehouses need to be rebuilt, and there will always be a shortage of houses.Cecil planned a commercial street. He not only wanted to "go out", but also hoped that others would "come in". They could not always drive others.

But right now, they still have to catch up with others.

It was still painful to ride a Griffon in winter, and Cecil unconsciously stamped his feet and shook his body when he got off the "plane", and barely stopped shaking after walking to the grocery store called "Whatever You Want".

"Ah, it's the knights!" The beautiful lady smiled brightly at Langdon, "Good morning, Your Highness Langdon and the knights."

I don't deserve a name...

Cecil said in a cheerful tone: "Good day, beautiful lady, let's see if there is any good news about soap."

"Ah, about this aspect, I'm sorry, so far no soap has been sold." The beauty showed an apologetic smile, "You have to understand that non-magical products are always suspicious."

This was not beyond Cecil's expectations: "It's a pity, I have some ideas about this matter, can we have a sales pitch?"

"Selling?" The beauty's face became vigilant, "Will this be too suspicious of a different civilization?"

"No, no, this thing has existed for a long time. If you search the history, you will find that the name soap has appeared long ago, and it was even named Liushen!" Cecil spittled and said. , "soap can give people comfort, cheap, non-magic, a lot of comfort, and we just do it for a little money to live on."

The lady put down her hand covering her heart: "Okay, I believe you, Lord Knight, what kind of sales are you going to do?"

Of course it's a bath...

Cecil thought about building a bathhouse and getting a soapy bath—it sounded very shabby, but he swore it was a bath—there was nothing more relaxing than a bath in the cold of winter.

"I……"

"We're going to implement hot bath and soap therapy." Langdon interrupted suddenly, "No magic, low price, just buy home treatment."

Cecil was stunned for a moment, looked at Langdon's smiling face and quickly followed up: "Uh, yes, non-magical soap treatment can treat... er, gout, headache, chest pain, leg pain, anywhere Pain... palace cold, er... and some small traumas and so on." He paused, and suddenly raised his voice, "The main function of soap bath is to make people beautiful. A beauty like you, as long as the soap bath Taking a bath can make your skin smooth, tender and fair, and you can instantly look ten years younger after just one wash, which is the secret to eternal youth."

"Really?" The beauty's eyes were shining brightly, "It sounds good, can I try it first?"

"Is there a public bathroom in Porto Toto?" Cecil asked, seeing the bewildered beauty, he quickly explained, "It's a place for everyone to take a bath together, and you can go there as long as you pay."

"Damn it, it sounds so erotic!" The beauty laughed shyly, "Men and women are naked together, scrubbing each other... Ah, so shy!"

Cecil: "..."

If you hadn't been winking at Langdon while you said it, I would have believed it, beauty!

"Of course you can try it. Come to Moon City on a griffin, and we will treat you well." Langdon said with a smile, "This is the residence of the Gay Knights, and more than 100 Gay Knights will welcome you. .”

"Really?" the beauty screamed, just like those fangirls who meet their idols on earth, "Can I bring my friends along?"

"No matter how many people come, welcome."

Male god, it's really hard not to have bad associations with you like this, Cecil slandered.

The beauty almost sent Langdon and Cecil out with a gesture of joy, and made an appointment to visit Moon City in a week, that is, ten days later.

When the grocery store was gone, Cecil grabbed Langdon's sleeve and said, "We don't have a bathroom."

"Build one." Langdon said casually.

"There is no boiler!" Cecil was a little mad, "The flame goblin didn't come!"

"Build a crude version."

"What? A bucket of human flesh?"

Looking at Cecil who was a little crazy, Langdon smiled and grabbed his shoulders, and said gently: "It's okay, magic will help you."

"I don't want this thing to have anything to do with magic!" Cecil suppressed his voice, "If we want to promote this set of things in the future, can we tell others that it needs magic? What's the point!"

Langdon looked at Cecil at a distance, as if he wanted to see something from this expressionless face. After a while, he said with a hint of amused tone: "Do you really want to Eliminate magic completely?"

"I don't want to destroy magic!" Cecil said dejectedly. "I just want everyone to live a comfortable life. Of course, the most important thing is to let me live a comfortable life!"

Langdon held Cecil's neck tightly and whispered, "Is your life uncomfortable now?"

"It's far away! No flush toilets! No running water! No gas! Nothing, all relying on manpower!" Anyway, there were only two people, and Cecil did not hesitate to expose his shortcomings, "This is not something that can be changed by one or two people. , needs the development of the whole society! Not even milk tea!"

By the way, next year we must find a way to get the butter tea out... Ah, my highland barley!

Thinking of this, Cecil couldn't help feeling even more depressed. Langdon returned to his smile after being silent for a moment, and said kindly, "Don't worry, I support you."

Ten days to build a bathroom without magic, how the hell can it be done!

When Cecil returned to Moon City, he ran into the house, closed the door, and wrote a plan by himself.After staying up all night, the next day, he walked out the door with red eyes and called a meeting of Yuecheng's leadership.

"No one can escape from this matter!" Cecil roared fiercely, "Langdon caused trouble, everyone dies together!"

The others squinted at Langdon in unison, while the male god smiled and said, "I'm really sorry to trouble everyone."

"That's enough, teacher." Russell sighed, "When will you stop cheating students!"

"This guy is not Langdon's student." Oakes said coldly.

"It doesn't matter, he can be a teacher when he gets into Cecil." Moye said lazily. He is very satisfied with the life in the city recently. Others sent him to bed, "Anyway, he likes the teacher-student relationship very much."

In the past, Cecil's focus must have been on "ah, is there any improper relationship between the male god and the teacher", but at this moment, he completely ignored it and yelled at the others: "Listen! Let’s start working today, immediately, quickly, I don’t want to be ashamed! Get moving!”

Except for Langdon, the other three looked at Cecil silently.

"Immediately!" Cecil growled.

"Move, friends," Langdon said with a smile.

After complaining for a while, the matter finally got to the point, and Cecil handed out the design drawing of the hand-painted bath.

"The first is waterproofing. Anyway, I don't have time to build a tile kiln now, but there is one thing that can replace it, burnt hardwood." Cecil said with bloodshot eyes, "This thing can replace tiles, The water pipe can also be used as a floor, so we need a lot of hardwood, cut it into the desired shape and then burn it. I said a lot! A lot of it! Cut down the Luofeng Mountains! Also, the water pipe sticks We need rammed earth, and we lack glue, so we use rammed earth to stick the hardwood water pipes together, and then wrap them with cowhide, which can barely last until the flame goblins come in spring, and then we will replace them with copper pipes and the like.”

"Can't we just dig a pool and pour water into it?" Russell asked.

"We will use it in the future!" Cecil roared passionately, "If you have the ability, you will never use it in the future!"

Russell closed his mouth. Numerous facts have proved that few people can resist using the things made by Cecil. Even Dali, who claims to be "thick fur", fell in love with the heated kang. Slap in the face, silence is golden.

As for the boiler, there is really no way around it. What Cecil thought was to dig a kang under all the hot water delivery pipes. That’s right, put the hardwood water delivery pipes directly in a kang-like environment and heat them at the source. water.Modern boilers use high-temperature steam and water to mix to obtain hot water, and then adjust the temperature by adjusting the water intake of separate cold water.Not only the design is not up to the mark here, but the firepower is also not up to the mark, so he simply heats up from the source to the conveying process, adding as much heat as he can, and then installs a simple cross-blade valve on the hot water inlet. The water in the pool water is adjusted to an appropriate temperature, and once the temperature drops, the water is released directly into it.

Therefore, it is necessary to build a separate small pool for discharging hot water near the bathing pool, which is connected with the large pool, mainly to prevent people from approaching the water inlet by mistake and the tragedy of boiling human flesh alive.

As for the shower, there is really no way to pressurize it. As a result, a high water tower has to be built. This water tower is responsible for the total water intake, and it must be very high, otherwise the pressure will not be enough, because the heating pipes are too heavy. It's too long, there's no way, the firepower is not enough, and it can't be heated instantly in a short time!

The design of the whole bath is super simple and rough, if it is not for the special properties of hardwood, it really cannot be done.There are currently no people in the forging industry in Yuecheng, but there are some Ebo people who make metal decorations for cowhide products, but there is no metal.

Yes, all metals are under official control. With the disappearance of Bills, the metal raw materials in the city also disappeared. Langdon deeply suspected that Lesa was taking advantage of it.

However, the skills of these craftsmen can still help, dig out hardwood water pipes, sharpen hardwood chips, as long as they are given tools that are hard enough, the tools they bring are not sharp enough, only the swords and daggers of the Knights can cut Have to move hardwood.

This project is not big, but the trouble is that the time is only ten days, and it will take more than ten days just to walk to the place where the red soil is collected, not to mention it is still in the snow.

"Let's rent a griffin." Cecil said decisively, "Take out the money."

"I don't mind paying, but the eyes of the griffin will record wherever you go with the griffin," Langdon said. "What we do still needs a certain degree of secrecy."

Cecil was taken aback: "Griffins still have this function?"

"Yes, the breeder of the griffin will see through the eyes of the griffin. To a certain extent, they are also magical creatures, not magic elks, but creatures shaped by magic. This is an art." Oakes Explaining with admiration, "They are made of..."

"I don't care." Cecil said coldly, "In my eyes, a griffin is not as good as a bicycle."

Langdon laughed, and Oakes curled his lips, knowing that Cecil was upset at the moment, so he closed his mouth.

Cecil proposed a solution to the problem, and it was up to other people to implement it. I have to say that Langdon is a qualified leader, never yelling but always able to arrange things in an orderly manner.The arduous task of extracting red soil is carried out by the knights of the legion. Eugene will participate in the construction after obtaining the special permission of the temple. This is because the knights of the legion are very experienced in marching magic. Magic must be used, there is no other way.

In contrast, it is much more convenient to cut hardwood. The Luofeng Mountains near Moon City are the growth area of ​​hardwood. Relatively higher latitudes have more combustible trees, which saves the "tree cutters" a lot of effort.No matter how tall, short, fat or thin, they will all be cut down.

For faster transportation, Cecil made the sled without hesitation, tied up the hardwood and dragged it behind the car. As for the power...

"Carroll, do you want to experience the newest means of transportation?"

"Of course!"

What a matching combination of sleds and elk, galloping across the snow field, dragging a long stream of hardwood raw materials into Moon City.

Cecil looked at the elk sled that kept entering the city, and said casually: "Let me tell you, there is a fairy tale about this sled on our side, that is, on the day when a certain god dies every year, people We want to have dinner and celebrate together. In the evening, there will be an old man wearing red clothes, driving a sled that can fly into the sky, pulled by elk...it doesn't seem to be elk, but some kind of deer anyway, giving gifts to every good boy and bad boy No. In fact, the gift was prepared by the parents, and every child believed the story, and I think they liked the gift."

Oakes listened quietly and said, "I don't care about your civilized fairy tales."

Cecil: "...It's not actually my civilization."

"I do not care."

"..."

Why are you so stingy? !

That being said, Oakes has done his job well. He seems to have a special talent for numbers. He can always see the specific quantity at a glance, and even complex calculations, such as the ten-meter drop, What is the instantaneous water flow speed of a six-centimeter water pipe?

Cecil was shocked at first, but after inquiring, he learned that this guy doesn't know mathematics at all, this is magic - this broken magic has even developed a special branch of mathematics!

Why don't you go to heaven? !

Oh, no, Yuncheng has already gone to the sky...

The progress of the project is progressing rapidly, and the cash flow is also rapidly drying up. There are still some commercial transactions in Moon City. In addition to the distribution of knights according to needs, Ebo people also need to pay for paper, food, and firewood. Of course, the big head Or rent.There are really a few people who know how to build houses and say they build houses. For such people, Cecil did not hesitate to use the land lease method.

Want to buy land?

If there is no way, go back to Ebo if you refuse to accept it.

As Langdon said, the founders of the country will naturally get the land. In other words, this large piece of land belongs to the Gay Knights...it is impossible for Cecil to belong to him. Right now, the Knights have all the power in Moon City. Langdon was delivered, and Langdon delivered Cecil.

What's next?Let's talk about it later.

The main reason for the depletion of cash flow is the rapid decline in the spending power of Ebo people. Because the fate of Ebo is uncertain, most people are unwilling to spend real money and silver for consumption, unless it is necessary to eat, drink and live. However, Cecil’s free The water supply is still well received.

"How much do I owe you?" Seeing the rapid formation of the bathhouse, Cecil suddenly remembered this one day, "I mean private."

"Don't worry about these little things." Langdon said, "You can still afford it."

"Are you so sure?"

"Of course, you're a genius."

Langdon's smiling face did not reassure Cecil at all: "Then how much do I owe the Knights?"

"It's so much that you'd better not ask." Langdon said calmly.

Cecil: "..."

In order not to break the capital chain, this promotion must be successful!

Cecil prepared small wooden basins, relatively soft linen towels, and large magic towels for the guests—no way, ordinary towels are too rough, and most people really can't bear it.The clearer beef soup is made of high-quality fishy-free yak meat, and there is also a small cup of goat milk.He also thought about putting saffron in the bath, but firstly, the quantity was not enough, and secondly, he always felt that the orange color of the pool water was not very attractive, especially as if the blood had been diluted.

After the bred sheep ate enough forage, they successfully conceived and gave birth to cubs. It was impossible to survive this season, and Mrs. Klass contributed a lot.

"If only there was sugar," Cecil sighed.

"Why?" Langdon asked.

"Girls like sweet things."

Langdon smiled slightly: "It's okay, they will experience another kind of sweetness."

Cecil: "..."

Why is there a sense of foreboding?

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I think it's still 6000 chapters... It's tiring to have two titles...

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