Zhangjialou Pingxie Hezhi

Last night, the fat man smashed the wall next door seven or eight times.The little moral bottom line I have doesn't allow me to cheat my brother like this.Boyouping's tongue was still in my mouth. I pushed his tongue out and bit his lower lip hard, and I tasted a rusty taste in my mouth.He frowned, moved a few more times, then withdrew and shot into my palm.

I held my boring son in one hand and listened quietly with my ears pricked up.When the fat man's snoring sounded, I took a long breath, lifted the blanket on my stomach, and threw it on Poker's crotch.When I sat up, I didn’t even talk about my eggs, but my butt still hurt a little.When people are old, they are in a hurry, and they are poor all day long.

I patted Poker-Face's crotch through the blanket: "Fire, bring it."

Poker bottle and I have been at odds for a long time, apparently not wanting to give it to me so easily.I simply lay on top of him, trying to crush him to death: "A cigarette afterwards is better than a living god. Tell me, are you jealous of me, afraid that if I become a fairy, you won't be worthy of me?"

Poker bottle was not crushed to death, of course, but he didn't speak, just looked at me.Finally, I couldn't bear to blink first.I gritted my teeth and scolded my mother, turned my face in frustration, and summed up the reasons for my repeated defeats. I don’t blame me. In order to prevent dry eyes, the eyelids of normal people blink about 15 times per minute. It's a goldfish.

The goldfish kissed the top of my head, reached out and took out the lighter from the bedside table, and lit it for me personally.

All right, I'll forgive you for now, kid.

The next day I fell asleep until I woke up naturally, and it was already noon when I woke up.

After dinner, it was Boyouping's turn to wash the dishes.

As soon as Boyouping left, the fat man kept rolling his eyes at me.

I thought he was suffering from a sow madness. The disease is uncertain, and every normal person around you may be a patient.If this is left unchecked, he will bite his tongue and kill himself when he convulses. I hurried up and untied his apron and stuffed it into his mouth.

The fat man yelled: "Fuck! You fucking murdered your neighbor! Brother!"

I was surprised, the fat man spoke very straight, his words were clear and airtight, and all the dirty words that should be brought were gone, his reaction logic was quite strict.It turns out that he is not insane.I quickly stopped my hands.But the fat man's saliva was already on the apron while I was pulling it, so I threw the apron into the washing machine and went to wash my hands again.

Come back and sit in a chair, pretend nothing happened, want to turn the page and make peace.

The fat man wanted to roll his eyes again, but thinking of the oolong just now, he closed his eyes and restrained himself.

Fatty pointed his index finger at the coffee table: "There are no rules and no rules. In order to guarantee the overall quality of life of the three of us, we should set the terms."

I also came here as a bachelor, and I felt ashamed, so I hurriedly said, "Say it."

Fatty's index finger suddenly stopped the rhythm of tapping: "You and Pingzi, make a sound before eleven o'clock, and silence is better than a sound after eleven o'clock. If you can, just nod, if you can't, we will break up."

I nodded quickly: "It must be done. Last night was a special situation. It may be that my brother changed his teeth, so I couldn't sleep because of the excitement."

"Actually, I was very excited when I changed my teeth for the first time. My grandfather tied a thread to the root of my deciduous tooth, put a ring on it, and tied a rope to the other end of the thread. The dog was tied to the rope. The dog was a big black back, bigger than Xiao Man's. My brother has grown a full half a meter, and my grandfather practiced it himself, and the strength he rushed out did not pull out the tooth, but dragged me around in the yard."

"When I got up, my pants were all worn out, and my butt was cold. I was looking forward to when the next tooth would fall out. It was so fun and fresh to be dragged by a dog like this. I haven't been so crazy before. Thinking about it now, then How lively I was then."

The fat man nodded and said, "Three-year-old looks older and seven-year-old looks older. Since you were young, you have been a lack of understanding."

The tooth sacrifice is almost enough, the fat man sits here after dinner, I know he has something serious to talk about.

Sure enough, it was still about the subsistence business, agricultural and sideline products.

Fatty and I made up our minds, we still intend to continue this business.

Not only keep doing it, but also make it bigger and stronger.

The two of us set up a shop on the Internet, barely keeping up with the pace of the times, we plan to sell as much as we can, and it is always good to have one more sales outlet.

In order to highlight that our agricultural and sideline products are self-produced and sold pure natural green products with no additives, I took a picture of my thigh and decided to take a scene in the village, take some photos and post them on the Internet.

I opened the cabinet, threw the oil bottle and my underwear on the kang, opened the interlayer partition inside, and took out the SLR that I hadn't touched in many years.

I wandered around the village a few times back and forth.I want to find a commanding height to facilitate better viewing.I jumped up the slope, and the old camphor tree appeared in front of my eyes.

This camphor king has a lot of status.After thousands of years of wind and frost, it is still strong and straight, with luxuriant branches and leaves.

When I first came to this village, I heard from the old people in the village that the trunk of this ancient camphor tree had rotted into a big hole, and a mahjong table could be placed in the hole.Weddings and funerals in the village all come to worship under this ancient tree.This spectacle alarmed the township government. The government saw a business opportunity and wanted to build momentum by packaging this ancient tree into a mysterious tourist attraction, taking the opportunity to boost the economic level of the entire village.For this reason, a special commissioner was sent to measure it. The diameter at breast height is about 6 meters, the height of the tree is more than 27 meters, and the average crown width is more than 37 meters.After the data comes out, it sounds very gratifying.But the villagers have already regarded this tree as an old god who blesses them with good fortune, and are very dissatisfied with the township government's approach.During that time, there were teams of Iao Tiao demonstrations everywhere.Once this matter drags on, what awaits is a dramatic ending.

The ancient tree has grown for thousands of years, and its vitality has long been beyond the imagination of ordinary people.In fact, it not only takes root in this land, but also grows firmly in everyone's heart.When people are arguing over the meaning of its existence, no one knows that this old fairy is still quietly glowing with life.Its new cortex seals the opening.The mahjong table was also sealed inside.

Now the villagers even believe that the tree resembles the Pixiu, one of the five ancient Chinese auspicious beasts, which means that you can only enter but not spit out, and you can make a fortune.It is also called "Pixiu Zhang", but more people still call it "Fat Cai Zhang".Under the pressure of the people, the township government has no way to dig this tree hole to build a tourist attraction.This matter will be over.

I put the SLR in my bag, rubbed my hands together, and took a few steps back to form a run-up distance.

I used to train with Heixiazi for a while.The black blind man has very poor eyesight due to a family genetic disease, so he is very used to doing things in the dark.All I needed from him during that time was how to fight the enemy in the dark.

At that time, when I came back from Tibet, I discovered the existence of the Wang family, and I also knew the secrets of "Ultimate" and my own family. When Boyouping was not with me, I realized that it was time.I can no longer be protected by people like before, I have no time, I can't afford to consume more, I have to do what I should do, so that I don't have time to think about what I have and what I don't have.I hope that I can do my best for the people around me and remove some obstacles.When Poker Bottle comes out, I hope I have the ability to stand by his side.

At that time, Hei Xiazi was the most suitable leveling master.In fact, he really taught me a lot of skills. Of course, leaving aside the fried rice with green peppers, I have the strength I have now, but I have to rely on that kid.By then I was bald and strong.But you may not believe it, the way that kid trained me at the beginning was to make me act like a monkey, looking for trees to climb one by one.Every day, you must climb eight different trees within 10 minutes, and the height you climb must not be less than five meters.If you can't do it, start over.

I am afraid that Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to meet such a request.He is just exercising my physical strength and endurance with a seemingly absurd request.I think when I was in school, physical education classes often turned over the wall, and the teachers didn't know each other after a semester.The debts I owed when I was young will always have to be repaid when I come out.Since I am determined to cultivate, there is absolutely no room for backing down.Every day, I struggled up and down.Later, when I saw a tree for a while, I subconsciously thought about how to climb the fastest and how long it would take to climb up.In short, it looks like a marinated egg on the outside, but it is already a hozen on the inside.

I looked around, except for a few donkeys braying, it was quiet at this time, and everyone in the village was probably in midday.This rich camphor is the patron saint in their hearts. If I see me jumping on the patron saint and riding on its old man's neck, I can't guarantee that there will be another Yucun village where the three of us can take care of our old age.I moved the camera bag to the back of my butt to prevent it from rubbing against the trunk or getting crushed and worn when climbing trees.This thing is tens of thousands of dollars per shot, and now that I have settled down in Yucun, I don't have any extra spare money to support this grandpa.

I sat on the tree for a few hours, no one came, and I was not in a hurry to go down, waiting to watch the sunset, thinking that it would be great to capture a few quiet scenes.

Suddenly, I heard "pi"

I am all too familiar with this voice, it is Poker Bottle.This kid is used to controlling the strength of his body muscles, and he walks without making a sound. He came all the way here to find me, it seems that it's time for dinner.

Poker-Face stood under the tree and looked up at me. My heart skipped a beat. This is a rare opportunity. I picked up the camera and took ten consecutive shots at Poker-Face. Poker-Face didn’t care, just quietly Wait for me to finish.I thought to myself that this camera is too good to shoot, and I guess I can't take enough fucking pictures. We have a long time to come, so let's make fun of it today.

I raised the camera in my hand: "Brother, I'm waiting to take pictures of the sunset, don't wait, eat first. Just give me the soup with the side paste."

Not only did Poker Ping not leave, but he also rushed up the tree like a monkey.

"Why the hell are you here? Do you think the trunk is strong? If the neck of this old fairy is broken in our hands, leaving a fat man and a widowed old man alive in the world, it would be unjust!"

Poker-face remained silent, his eyes were empty, staring at an unknown place in the distance in a daze.I couldn't resist him, so I put my arms around his neck and kissed the corner of his mouth: "Okay, let's wait together. It's also a poetic gesture. I don't want the sticky soup on the side of the tripod, I hope the fat man will see us For the sake of the three brothers, they can still control a little bit and be merciful."

Poker-finger and I waited quietly, but before the sun went down, people from the village had already come to visit the old god tree in this wilderness one after another.

Poker Ping and I hid in the lush camphor leaves without making a sound.I accidentally heard someone's wish: "God of Wealth, bless the land next door to us to die of drought! They are all from other places, and they behave like gods all day long. They don't look serious at first sight!"

"That fat man competed with us for business, and sold better than us every year. They bought our land, and in the end they made more money than us. God of Wealth, look, this is unreasonable! The other two men It's not a good thing either! One who doesn't speak fiercely, and the one who smiles all day long and doesn't know what bad ideas are holding back, it's not as good as that fierce one! The big girl and daughter-in-law in the village still like it very much! Who knows if it's the reincarnation of a vixen! Seeing that I am almost 30 years old, no girl has taken a fancy to me until now, I am so worried! Don’t blame them, you can tell me! Those who are robbing the sky and the land for marriage will kill me! I don’t know when I will move out , this day is not a head..."

When the man left, Poker-Face and I looked at each other: "Outsiders? Could it be the three of us?" It's not a coincidence today, but I don't know, it turns out that the three of us are so hated.I have always felt good about myself. Fatty’s agricultural by-product business has created a lot of income for the village. For this reason, the big leaders and the village committee have started to visit frequently.During that time, the three of us couldn’t do without a lot of hypocrisy. Fatty and I have nothing to say. We are both businessmen here. After all, this smiling mask is worn on the body. Should the figure be soft or not? Take it out and use it right away.But Poker-Face paid a lot for this, and even hid in the grove alone in the middle of the night to practice laughing.In those days I had nightmares every day.

Poker bottle did not speak, but patted my shoulder.Grasping the lower tree fork with one hand, he jumped into the air and stood firmly under the tree.

I curled my lips, and the black blind man told me that someone in Bakeshu could do it in 10 minutes.

Pokerfing looked up at me, and suddenly stretched out his arms: "Wu Xie, I will catch you."

I looked at him: "Jack, then you have to be steady, you old man, I have an old bone, but I can't stand the beating. I have been injured for a hundred days, and I don't have to practice before going to bed. The consequences Conceited."

After I finished speaking, I stood up and jumped down, Poker Bottle caught me firmly.

But my SLR was also thrown a few meters away steadily, and finally fell to the ground, fell into a flower, the lens was separated from the body, rolled down the slope, and rolled out of sight.

At this second, the air suddenly became extremely quiet.Poker bottle lowered his head in thought.I raised my hand and rubbed my face, forced a smile and said, "Brother, can you...can you pick up the ball for me..."

Poker bottle patted me on the shoulder, and immediately jumped off the slope to chase the camera.I picked up the fuselage, blew the dust, and packed it in a bag.

It is the problem of this package.A week before entering Gutongjing, I had already made all the preparations I could think of.Wang Meng only knows how to eat melon seeds when he is free. At that time, my mind was full of plans, and the people involved were all the closest friends around me. There is no slightest mistake. I can't hear this kind of mechanical repetition. Meaningless voices buzzed in my ears.So he sent Wang Meng to wash my clothes.Now that I think about it, this camera bag probably got mixed up in that pile of dirty socks.The sticky buttons have been stirred several times by the washing machine, and the adhesive force has been greatly reduced.

Just now I took a leap of faith and threw out an inertial force to settle my more than 2 yuan with my own hands.

Poker bottle wiped the lens with his cuff and handed it to me.I took a breath: "Forget it, forget it, if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come."

The fat man had already started to put away the plates and bowls when he entered the door. When he saw us coming back, he went to the kitchen to warm up our meals.Thanks to the air in the mountains, my nose has returned to the level of a normal person. After taking a few deep breaths, my nasal cavity is filled with the scent of tripod edge paste.

The reason why he chose to settle down in Yucun was not complicated or thoughtful at all.Fatty asked me about this when it came out from the tomb of the King of the South China Sea.My answer is, a bowl of tripod side paste.

Since then, the fat man looked at me with more pity.

Although Fatty is fat, he made a lot of money in his early years and tasted all kinds of delicacies in Beijing.I am also a chef level that can be rated, and my pursuit of food can be said to have reached a certain level, and I will not bite my mouth just because the food is too delicious.Poker bottle is a person who doesn't care much about food, and he has been trained, he can go without food for three days without any problem, and he can still turn ten somersaults without panting while walking.So, in this case, among the three of us, after a careful comparison, I am actually the one who has the most requirements for food.In the words of the fat man, this is a rare thing. Time has slipped away, but I still retain my innocence.Then this innocence is probably on the top.I'll just take it as a rare compliment.

I took a spoonful of the mushy soup, blew it cold, and brought it to Poker's mouth.It was only then that I noticed that the part of Poker's lower lip where I had bitten it had scabbed over, and it looked surprisingly sexy.I secretly scolded myself for being worthless, and put the soup to his mouth again. If he hadn't nimbly dodged back, he would almost have poked his nostrils.

The fat man gave a "fuck" sound, picked up the dustpan and went to the yard to feed the chickens.

Porky Bottle opened his mouth and drank the soup.Push me his bowl too.Eat white rice by yourself.Every time I come across something I particularly like to eat, Poker Bottle will give it all to me.I was moved in my heart, but it’s not enough to just eat rice. I did my physical work at night, and I pushed the bowl back: "Brother, accumulate strength, I will wait for you to explode."

Poker Ping was a little surprised, paused with the chopsticks in his hand, and looked up at me.I kissed the scab on his lower lip, and there was a smell of sticky edges.

I sighed contentedly.Thinking about the three of us, traveling around for most of our lives, and finally being able to live this little life together, this is probably in exchange for those things we lost.It's something that I really want deep down in my heart.

After eating, Poker-Face and I washed the dishes and took a shower together.Save a lot of time for the fat man.

As soon as the door of the room was closed, Poker-Face's eyes changed.

I thought badly, I am afraid that my brother will not be able to carry out the fat man's verbal terms.

Sure enough, it was just after eleven o'clock.

"Brother, the fat man hit the wall again..."

"Brother, find some repairmen in a few days and make the wall thicker..."

"Buy some sound-absorbing cotton and gypsum board, the sound insulation effect is good..."

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