Stop teasing ghosts when you're fighting
Chapter 2
This fucking life made Xie Jing subvert his outlook on life. He spent a whole day reviewing the politics that he hadn't touched since the division of arts and sciences. Then he found that Marxism couldn't save him at all, maybe he You should believe in some Buddhism, maybe the Bodhisattva can save him.
Tossing until midnight, Xie Jing felt as if more than ten years had passed, and the phone kept repeating a sentence:
"Let go of your obsessions and become a Buddha immediately."
While thinking about it, Xie Jing was hypnotized...
The night is full of stars, and the cool autumn wind sweeps wantonly on the vast expanse of grass.
A man stood in the middle of the grass, his cyan robe was lifted by the wind, his eyebrows and eyes were long and narrow, and there was a bit of charm, but it was diluted a little by his tightly pursed thin lips.He just stood there motionless, as if everything in the world was in his hands, and he could look down on everything.
There is a jade pendant on his chest, which is made of emerald, with unique patterns, like an animal, but he can't tell what kind of animal it is, but he just finds it very strange. When holding the jade pendant, the redness became even more dazzling.
"boom--"
With a sound, a black shadow fell to the ground, and then a person jumped down from the tree.
Xie Jing was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt pain all over her body, and couldn't help but gasped.
I'm going, am I falling out of bed?
Xie Jing squinted and saw a pair of boots passing by in front of him. He looked in the direction of the boots and saw the figure walking in front of a man.
He moved his gaze upwards, and his eyes fell on the scar on the man's face, which formed a semicircle from the forehead to the ears.
Xie Jingsi gasped: Although the scars on this man's face are a little scary, he looks good and has a good figure. This man should be a gangster.
"Xiao Shen, the person you are looking for is as heavy as a dead pig."
After the man finished speaking, Shen Cheng turned his head to look at the people on the ground, and Xie Jing immediately closed his eyes.
I haven't woken up yet, you talk, you talk...
Shen Cheng took his little expression into his eyes, but didn't expose him: "General Yang, please trouble you."
"That's not true." Yang Qian rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.
"Oh, by the way, let me ask you, are you sure about the tomb you're going to this time?"
Shen Cheng pursed his lips, and looked at Qingshan in front of him with deep eyes: "I'm not very clear, but I heard it's related to him."
Yang Qian sighed: "Don't worry too much, you will always find it."
Shen Cheng's expression was a little dazed: "This is already the fourth life..."
Xie Jing was confused, who is this person?
Xie Jing was engrossed in his thoughts, and a clear voice came from above him: "Don't pretend to be asleep, get up."
Xie Jing narrowed her eyes slightly, seeing Shen Cheng standing in front of him, she stopped pretending and got up from the ground.
"Hey!" Xie Jing just straightened up when she felt her back hurt like hell.
Seeing him so coldly, Yang Qian snorted: "What's the use of such a delicate man?"
Xie Jing rubbed his waist, and looked at Yang Qian with resentful eyes. If he guessed correctly, it should be this guy who made him like this.
Xie Jing muttered in a low voice: "It's useless? Then you brought me here, you're really full."
Yang Qian's ears perked up: "You boy, what are you muttering there?"
Xie Jing raised her voice and said, "Brother, I'm really useless, why don't you send me back?"
Hearing this, Yang Qian rolled up his sleeves and opened his hand to Xie Jing: "Come on, let me cripple you first, and then carry you back."
When Xie Jing saw it, she was discouraged, and quickly hid behind Shen Cheng: "Mrs. Jiu, you have to be responsible to me!"
Shen Sheng: "..."
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Shen Cheng held his forehead and said, "Okay, hurry up."
Xie Jing saw Yang Qian restraining herself immediately, so she knew that she would have to hug Shen Sheng's thigh tightly in the future, and she would not let go even if she died.
The three of them hurried on their way, Xie Jing followed Shen Cheng closely all the time, far away from Yang Qian.
It was only then that Xie Jing noticed that Shen Cheng was dressed very differently from this morning. Wearing this robe on his body, his hostility was restrained a lot, and even his facial features softened a bit, especially after hearing what he said just now. After speaking, I feel that this person is not as indifferent as before.
Xie Jing said: "Brother, where is your particularly stylish suit?"
Shen Cheng ignored him, but took out the compass.
Yang Qian answered for Shen Cheng: "Have you ever seen someone who went to the tomb wearing a suit?"
"Go to the grave? Is it fun?"
"Exciting." Yang Qian replied.
Xie Jing nodded, and then he remembered what Shen Cheng said to him this morning, and asked doubtfully, "Didn't you say you're leaving tomorrow?"
"It's already one o'clock in the morning, isn't it tomorrow, you idiot." Yang Qian gave him a contemptuous look.
Xie Jing was very speechless, didn't he just tell the truth, how could he offend this person, he had to target him like this.
Xie Jing was not afraid that Yang Qian would hate him, so he continued to ask: "You ghosts robbing graves, is it useful to have money?"
This time, Shen Cheng, who was walking in front, replied: "When people rob graves, they steal things from dead people. When ghosts rob graves, they steal things from ghosts."
"what is that?"
"Soul."
"What's the use of the soul?"
Seeing him, Yang Qian asked, and landed a fist on Xie Jing's head: "Why do you talk so much, break the casserole and ask the end, what are you doing?"
Xie Jing gritted her teeth and rubbed her head: "What else can you do? You kidnapped him to this place where no shit. If I don't ask clearly, can I feel at ease? I, am I like a rough guy like you? Don't care about everything?"
"Hey, you kid, I haven't finished talking about you, but you are talking about me."
Seeing that Yang Qian started to roll up his sleeves again, Xie Jing immediately rushed forward and hugged Shen Cheng's thigh.
"Aunt Jiu..." Xie Jing was blocked before she could finish her sentence.
It was unknown when Shen Cheng grabbed a handful of mud and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Xie Jing was shocked, the smell of earth filled his nose made his head dizzy.
Shen Cheng patted the dirt on his hand, gave him a squinting look, and walked forward.
Yang Qian next to him smiled gloatingly.
After spitting out the mud in his mouth, Xie Jing frowned.
This smell is really amazing...
Xie Jing wiped his mouth, and suddenly a gust of evil wind blew, scaring Xie Jing to run away.
Just being rewarded with a mouthful of mud by Shen Cheng, Xie Jing didn't dare to get closer to him, so Yang Qian moved to Xie Jing's side and touched him with his shoulder.
Xie Jing was startled, he was about to jump a meter away by reflex, but Yang Qian grabbed his sleeve.
"Don't call him Aunt Nine from now on."
Xie Jing looked at Yang Qian suspiciously, was this person reminding him?
Yang Qian continued: "Call him Uncle Nine."
"Uncle Jiu? But those brats call him Aunt Jiu."
"That's different."
"Why is it different?"
Yang Qian rolled his eyes at Xie Jing again: "I found out that you talk a lot of bullshit."
The corner of Xie Jing's mouth twitched. This person is afraid that he will ask, so don't talk nonsense to arouse his curiosity.
Xie Jing was about to walk away silently, but Yang Qian suddenly spoke.
"Those little ghosts are followers of the ghost king. When the ghost king transformed into a human form, he saved Xiao Shen, and Xiao Shen also became his ninth concubine by accident."
After speaking, Yang Qian carefully looked around: "Don't tell Xiao Shen, I told you about it."
"Then what happened between him and the ghost king?"
Yang Qian shrugged: "You have to ask Xiao Shen."
"Is he going to the grave for him?"
Yang Qian nodded: "This is the fourth reincarnation. He has found his fourth reincarnation, and the ghost king's followers are also looking forward to his fourth reincarnation. The longer it takes, the more worried Xiao Shen will be."
Xie Jing asked, "Why?"
"He is not the only one who is looking for the ghost king, there are many ghosts. Every tomb contains the soul of its owner. Those souls contain huge spiritual power. Every time you eat one, your cultivation level will be improved. The ghost king's soul and the position of the ghost world lord have been coveted by ghosts for thousands of years."
"Xiao Shen is a mortal, it's not easy for him to be able to do this..."
"He, he is human!"
Xie Jing exclaimed, Yang Qian immediately covered his mouth, but it was too late.
The person who was walking in front suddenly stopped, he turned sideways, and his eyes fell on the two people who were entangled in a pile.
"Don't hide it, I heard it all."
"Little, little Shen." Yang Qian moved his hand away from Xie Jing's mouth in embarrassment, and pinched his waist by the way.
An exclamation suddenly resounded through the sky, Xie Jing caressed his waist, tears rolled in his eyes: Yang, you are cruel! !
The wind at night made the hair of the three of them a little messy, especially Shen Cheng's long hair, which was scattered wantonly in the wind, with a kind of charm of cleansing.
Xie Jing was fascinated by it, Shen Cheng opened his mouth and said, "You think I'm a ghost, but I'm not, even if I say I'm a human being, people die and enter reincarnation. Everyone has the memories of the previous life, they will die at a hundred years old, neither increase nor decrease, can communicate with spirits, can distinguish ghosts, except for illness and death, I am no different from ordinary people."
After Shen Cheng finished speaking, there seemed to be a look of pain in his eyes, but in an instant, there was no sign of it. Xie Jing thought he was delusional, so he didn't ask any more questions.
Shen Cheng said, "Is there anything else you want to know?"
Xie Jing thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "It's gone."
Shen Cheng nodded, stopped talking, and walked in front.
After the person walked away, Xie Jing grabbed Yang Qian who was next to him, and whispered, "Are you human too?"
Hearing this, Yang Qian turned his head around, almost frightened Xie Jing rolled his eyes and passed out.
Every man's move, every man's move!
Xie Jing complained wildly in her heart, while Yang Qian said calmly: "Is it enough image?"
"Brother, you are amazing, Xiaosheng is willing to bow down." Xie Jing gave him a thumbs up.
This praise Yang Qian is very useful, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows proudly: "That's right, there is a world-renowned hussar general in front of me, how can I not be amazing."
"Also, can you check your IQ online? All ghost robbers are ghosts. If you two fight against a group of ghosts, can you win?"
Xie Jing nodded: "You are awesome, you are right."
"However, why didn't he bring those followers to the grave?" Xie Jing asked puzzled.
Yang Qian rolled his eyes to him: "Ghost knows."
Xie Jing: "Aren't you a ghost?"
Yang Qian: "..."
The author has something to say: Now let's interview the three of them about their teammates.
What is your opinion on Yang Qian?
Shen Sheng: righteousness
Xie Jing: Everyone, everyone.
What is your opinion on Shen Sheng?
Xie Jing: Cold, too cold
Yang Qian: Poor, so pitiful
What is your opinion on Xie Jing?
Shen Sheng: I have no opinion
Yang Qian: There is one stupid person, there are too many shits, did the creator have a handicap, so he was squeezed out.
The creator is also the author: "It seems that the hand is a little disabled..."
Xie Jing on the side frowned: "You are all jealous of my prosperous beauty!"
Shen Sheng/Yang Qian/Author: Are you kidding...
Tossing until midnight, Xie Jing felt as if more than ten years had passed, and the phone kept repeating a sentence:
"Let go of your obsessions and become a Buddha immediately."
While thinking about it, Xie Jing was hypnotized...
The night is full of stars, and the cool autumn wind sweeps wantonly on the vast expanse of grass.
A man stood in the middle of the grass, his cyan robe was lifted by the wind, his eyebrows and eyes were long and narrow, and there was a bit of charm, but it was diluted a little by his tightly pursed thin lips.He just stood there motionless, as if everything in the world was in his hands, and he could look down on everything.
There is a jade pendant on his chest, which is made of emerald, with unique patterns, like an animal, but he can't tell what kind of animal it is, but he just finds it very strange. When holding the jade pendant, the redness became even more dazzling.
"boom--"
With a sound, a black shadow fell to the ground, and then a person jumped down from the tree.
Xie Jing was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt pain all over her body, and couldn't help but gasped.
I'm going, am I falling out of bed?
Xie Jing squinted and saw a pair of boots passing by in front of him. He looked in the direction of the boots and saw the figure walking in front of a man.
He moved his gaze upwards, and his eyes fell on the scar on the man's face, which formed a semicircle from the forehead to the ears.
Xie Jingsi gasped: Although the scars on this man's face are a little scary, he looks good and has a good figure. This man should be a gangster.
"Xiao Shen, the person you are looking for is as heavy as a dead pig."
After the man finished speaking, Shen Cheng turned his head to look at the people on the ground, and Xie Jing immediately closed his eyes.
I haven't woken up yet, you talk, you talk...
Shen Cheng took his little expression into his eyes, but didn't expose him: "General Yang, please trouble you."
"That's not true." Yang Qian rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment.
"Oh, by the way, let me ask you, are you sure about the tomb you're going to this time?"
Shen Cheng pursed his lips, and looked at Qingshan in front of him with deep eyes: "I'm not very clear, but I heard it's related to him."
Yang Qian sighed: "Don't worry too much, you will always find it."
Shen Cheng's expression was a little dazed: "This is already the fourth life..."
Xie Jing was confused, who is this person?
Xie Jing was engrossed in his thoughts, and a clear voice came from above him: "Don't pretend to be asleep, get up."
Xie Jing narrowed her eyes slightly, seeing Shen Cheng standing in front of him, she stopped pretending and got up from the ground.
"Hey!" Xie Jing just straightened up when she felt her back hurt like hell.
Seeing him so coldly, Yang Qian snorted: "What's the use of such a delicate man?"
Xie Jing rubbed his waist, and looked at Yang Qian with resentful eyes. If he guessed correctly, it should be this guy who made him like this.
Xie Jing muttered in a low voice: "It's useless? Then you brought me here, you're really full."
Yang Qian's ears perked up: "You boy, what are you muttering there?"
Xie Jing raised her voice and said, "Brother, I'm really useless, why don't you send me back?"
Hearing this, Yang Qian rolled up his sleeves and opened his hand to Xie Jing: "Come on, let me cripple you first, and then carry you back."
When Xie Jing saw it, she was discouraged, and quickly hid behind Shen Cheng: "Mrs. Jiu, you have to be responsible to me!"
Shen Sheng: "..."
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Shen Cheng held his forehead and said, "Okay, hurry up."
Xie Jing saw Yang Qian restraining herself immediately, so she knew that she would have to hug Shen Sheng's thigh tightly in the future, and she would not let go even if she died.
The three of them hurried on their way, Xie Jing followed Shen Cheng closely all the time, far away from Yang Qian.
It was only then that Xie Jing noticed that Shen Cheng was dressed very differently from this morning. Wearing this robe on his body, his hostility was restrained a lot, and even his facial features softened a bit, especially after hearing what he said just now. After speaking, I feel that this person is not as indifferent as before.
Xie Jing said: "Brother, where is your particularly stylish suit?"
Shen Cheng ignored him, but took out the compass.
Yang Qian answered for Shen Cheng: "Have you ever seen someone who went to the tomb wearing a suit?"
"Go to the grave? Is it fun?"
"Exciting." Yang Qian replied.
Xie Jing nodded, and then he remembered what Shen Cheng said to him this morning, and asked doubtfully, "Didn't you say you're leaving tomorrow?"
"It's already one o'clock in the morning, isn't it tomorrow, you idiot." Yang Qian gave him a contemptuous look.
Xie Jing was very speechless, didn't he just tell the truth, how could he offend this person, he had to target him like this.
Xie Jing was not afraid that Yang Qian would hate him, so he continued to ask: "You ghosts robbing graves, is it useful to have money?"
This time, Shen Cheng, who was walking in front, replied: "When people rob graves, they steal things from dead people. When ghosts rob graves, they steal things from ghosts."
"what is that?"
"Soul."
"What's the use of the soul?"
Seeing him, Yang Qian asked, and landed a fist on Xie Jing's head: "Why do you talk so much, break the casserole and ask the end, what are you doing?"
Xie Jing gritted her teeth and rubbed her head: "What else can you do? You kidnapped him to this place where no shit. If I don't ask clearly, can I feel at ease? I, am I like a rough guy like you? Don't care about everything?"
"Hey, you kid, I haven't finished talking about you, but you are talking about me."
Seeing that Yang Qian started to roll up his sleeves again, Xie Jing immediately rushed forward and hugged Shen Cheng's thigh.
"Aunt Jiu..." Xie Jing was blocked before she could finish her sentence.
It was unknown when Shen Cheng grabbed a handful of mud and stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Xie Jing was shocked, the smell of earth filled his nose made his head dizzy.
Shen Cheng patted the dirt on his hand, gave him a squinting look, and walked forward.
Yang Qian next to him smiled gloatingly.
After spitting out the mud in his mouth, Xie Jing frowned.
This smell is really amazing...
Xie Jing wiped his mouth, and suddenly a gust of evil wind blew, scaring Xie Jing to run away.
Just being rewarded with a mouthful of mud by Shen Cheng, Xie Jing didn't dare to get closer to him, so Yang Qian moved to Xie Jing's side and touched him with his shoulder.
Xie Jing was startled, he was about to jump a meter away by reflex, but Yang Qian grabbed his sleeve.
"Don't call him Aunt Nine from now on."
Xie Jing looked at Yang Qian suspiciously, was this person reminding him?
Yang Qian continued: "Call him Uncle Nine."
"Uncle Jiu? But those brats call him Aunt Jiu."
"That's different."
"Why is it different?"
Yang Qian rolled his eyes at Xie Jing again: "I found out that you talk a lot of bullshit."
The corner of Xie Jing's mouth twitched. This person is afraid that he will ask, so don't talk nonsense to arouse his curiosity.
Xie Jing was about to walk away silently, but Yang Qian suddenly spoke.
"Those little ghosts are followers of the ghost king. When the ghost king transformed into a human form, he saved Xiao Shen, and Xiao Shen also became his ninth concubine by accident."
After speaking, Yang Qian carefully looked around: "Don't tell Xiao Shen, I told you about it."
"Then what happened between him and the ghost king?"
Yang Qian shrugged: "You have to ask Xiao Shen."
"Is he going to the grave for him?"
Yang Qian nodded: "This is the fourth reincarnation. He has found his fourth reincarnation, and the ghost king's followers are also looking forward to his fourth reincarnation. The longer it takes, the more worried Xiao Shen will be."
Xie Jing asked, "Why?"
"He is not the only one who is looking for the ghost king, there are many ghosts. Every tomb contains the soul of its owner. Those souls contain huge spiritual power. Every time you eat one, your cultivation level will be improved. The ghost king's soul and the position of the ghost world lord have been coveted by ghosts for thousands of years."
"Xiao Shen is a mortal, it's not easy for him to be able to do this..."
"He, he is human!"
Xie Jing exclaimed, Yang Qian immediately covered his mouth, but it was too late.
The person who was walking in front suddenly stopped, he turned sideways, and his eyes fell on the two people who were entangled in a pile.
"Don't hide it, I heard it all."
"Little, little Shen." Yang Qian moved his hand away from Xie Jing's mouth in embarrassment, and pinched his waist by the way.
An exclamation suddenly resounded through the sky, Xie Jing caressed his waist, tears rolled in his eyes: Yang, you are cruel! !
The wind at night made the hair of the three of them a little messy, especially Shen Cheng's long hair, which was scattered wantonly in the wind, with a kind of charm of cleansing.
Xie Jing was fascinated by it, Shen Cheng opened his mouth and said, "You think I'm a ghost, but I'm not, even if I say I'm a human being, people die and enter reincarnation. Everyone has the memories of the previous life, they will die at a hundred years old, neither increase nor decrease, can communicate with spirits, can distinguish ghosts, except for illness and death, I am no different from ordinary people."
After Shen Cheng finished speaking, there seemed to be a look of pain in his eyes, but in an instant, there was no sign of it. Xie Jing thought he was delusional, so he didn't ask any more questions.
Shen Cheng said, "Is there anything else you want to know?"
Xie Jing thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "It's gone."
Shen Cheng nodded, stopped talking, and walked in front.
After the person walked away, Xie Jing grabbed Yang Qian who was next to him, and whispered, "Are you human too?"
Hearing this, Yang Qian turned his head around, almost frightened Xie Jing rolled his eyes and passed out.
Every man's move, every man's move!
Xie Jing complained wildly in her heart, while Yang Qian said calmly: "Is it enough image?"
"Brother, you are amazing, Xiaosheng is willing to bow down." Xie Jing gave him a thumbs up.
This praise Yang Qian is very useful, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows proudly: "That's right, there is a world-renowned hussar general in front of me, how can I not be amazing."
"Also, can you check your IQ online? All ghost robbers are ghosts. If you two fight against a group of ghosts, can you win?"
Xie Jing nodded: "You are awesome, you are right."
"However, why didn't he bring those followers to the grave?" Xie Jing asked puzzled.
Yang Qian rolled his eyes to him: "Ghost knows."
Xie Jing: "Aren't you a ghost?"
Yang Qian: "..."
The author has something to say: Now let's interview the three of them about their teammates.
What is your opinion on Yang Qian?
Shen Sheng: righteousness
Xie Jing: Everyone, everyone.
What is your opinion on Shen Sheng?
Xie Jing: Cold, too cold
Yang Qian: Poor, so pitiful
What is your opinion on Xie Jing?
Shen Sheng: I have no opinion
Yang Qian: There is one stupid person, there are too many shits, did the creator have a handicap, so he was squeezed out.
The creator is also the author: "It seems that the hand is a little disabled..."
Xie Jing on the side frowned: "You are all jealous of my prosperous beauty!"
Shen Sheng/Yang Qian/Author: Are you kidding...
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