Stop teasing ghosts when you're fighting

"Subduing demons and demons, eliminating diseases and eliminating disasters, authoritative institutions, trustworthy, longevity clinics will make your life safe."

The loudspeaker hanging outside the clinic kept repeating this sentence, attracting many passers-by to look in through the glass windows. After getting interested, they sighed again and left.

In this clinic with only a dozen square meters, a man in a white coat, with his head tilted to the left, was snoring and dreaming his big dream.

As an atheist, Xie Jing took the path of a fortune teller because life forced him to. After several years of unremitting efforts, he finally signed a cooperation contract with the psychiatric department of a famous hospital.

His duty is to make patients who refuse to admit that they are mentally ill admit their illness, and willingly go to the hospital for treatment, and then regain their lives.

It sounds very tall, but in fact, he took a willow stick and sprinkled water around the patient's home, then stuffed a talisman with a few lines on him, and finally said: "Benefactor, the evil has been eliminated."

If the patient can still see ghosts, they can take the opportunity to go to the hospital for an examination, and the patient will not be too resistant.

After several years of slick tongue, Xie Jing's skills of pretending to be gods and ghosts has reached the point of perfection. He is simply a fighter in the liar world, a peerless master in the show business world, and it is absolutely no problem to bluff people and ghosts.

At this time, the door was pushed open by someone from the outside, and the wind chimes were tinkling by the wind.

Xie Jing was sleeping soundly, and suddenly felt a little creepy all over his body. When he opened his eyes, he saw a face close in front of him, and he was so scared that he rolled off the chair directly.

The man stared at the person on the ground and said leisurely: "Doctor, I can see ghosts."

After Xie Jing saw the person coming, he let out a sigh of relief. He patted his frightened little heart, pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Please sit down first."

Xie Jing opened the notebook, took a pen and began to write a date in the notebook seriously.

"You said you can see ghosts?" Xie Jing picked up Fan, raised her head, and looked sharply at the person in front of her.

The man nodded.

Xie Jing hummed, and wrote down another sentence in the notebook: "Can you see ghosts now?"

The man shook his head again.

Xie Jing looked at his thighs that were so nervous that they kept shaking, and couldn't help being a little puzzled: "I can't see that your body is shaking so much?"

"Because I can hear it talking..."

Xie Jing said: "What is he talking about?"

The man looked behind Xie Jing and swallowed: "He asked me to tell you that he is behind you... He said that the things you remember in your notebook are very interesting..."

Xie Jing frowned. He had met many people who could see ghosts and have auditory hallucinations like men before, but what they heard and saw were all particularly terrifying things. He had never heard of it, let alone the man mentioned his notes.

Xie Jing couldn't help becoming interested, and asked, "Then ask him for me, what did he see?"

The man tightened his clothes, looking very disturbed: "He said, the smiling face you drew is so beautiful, but, I just don't understand why you have to dot every corner of your mouth with the tip of a pen. Is it a mole?"

Hearing this, Xie Jing began to look down, and when she fell on the smiling face on her notebook, she felt a chill on her neck.

Xie Jing pretended to be calm and said: "Sir, it is impolite to rummage through other people's things while they are sleeping."

The man quickly waved his hand: "I didn't rummage! It said it! It's none of my business!"

Xie Jing stared at the person in front of him for a while, feeling that he was about to lose his balance. This was the first time in his life that he was frightened by someone.

Xie Jing suppressed the panic in his heart and said to the man: "Sir, I suspect that you have a tendency to peep. It seems that you have to go to the police station first."

"No, I didn't watch it, I really didn't watch it!" the man said in horror.

Xie Jing walked around and said, "If you don't want me to call the police, then please leave quickly, sir."

Xie Jing opened the door and looked back, the man who was sitting in the room suddenly disappeared? !

People, people—

Xie Jing suddenly felt his scalp numb, and broke out in a cold sweat. Could it be that he has been under too much work pressure recently and has hallucinations?

After this incident happened, Xie Jing decisively closed down his business. For an atheist, he urgently needs a good rest now to completely dispel the illusion of seeing ghosts.

Xie Jing has a lot of ways to decompress, such as going bungee jumping.

After several mental struggles, Xie Jing finally stood on the platform and was about to jump down when he saw a person floating in mid-air with a smile on his face and his arms open, waiting for him to jump off.

"What the hell?"

Xie Jing instinctively wanted to escape, but her foot slipped and fell straight out.

"what--"

This scream really shocked the valley.

Xie Jing felt that this exciting thing might not be a good idea for him, but would aggravate his mental pressure, so he dragged his half-scared body and walked home.

"Go to sleep."

Xie Jing comforted herself, fell headlong into the pillow, and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, ghosts cry and wolves howl.

Xie Jing, who was half asleep, ran into a ghost sleeping on his bunk for no reason. He went to the bathroom to wash his face, and saw the long-haired female ghost in the mirror. He turned on the TV and was shocked, but stared at a ghost forcibly. Crawled out from the TV.

Xie Jing: In WC, I turned out to be a hidden psychopath? !

Countless muddy horses galloped past Xie Jing's heart...

Xie Jing got up and turned on all the lights in the room, and almost took the street lamps from the street back and put them away.

Apparently he has insomnia, and the good thing about insomnia is that he doesn't get startled all of a sudden, because the startle becomes coherent.

He watched helplessly as ghosts dressed in black came out of the wall, then lined up in two rows from the door, and arrived in front of him.

"Oh, you're awake." A ghost looked over in surprise.

Xie Jing rolled her eyes, fell down and passed out.

next day

"Wake up, wake up."

When a ray of sunlight came in from the window, a ghost finally moved towards Xie Jing's face. It slapped several times fiercely, and Xie Jing felt his face hurt. He thought that the ghost would be able to leave when the sun came out. , obviously not, Xie Jing continued to pretend to be dizzy.

Seeing this, the other ghost said: "It's useless for you to do this, maybe you can breathe better."

"I'm afraid I couldn't hold back, so I sucked his soul in."

"Suck it in and spit it out, what's the big deal, it's just that the soul is a bit dirty, alas, he doesn't know anyway, just suck it."

"Then I'll try." The ghost took a sharp breath, and was about to spit it out. Xie Jing immediately got up, lazily, and pressed his hand on the ghost's mouth, forcefully He took a deep breath and pressed it back.

Xie Jing raised her smiling face and said, "Good morning~"

The ghosts looked at him like an idiot, and then looked away, Xie Jing was embarrassed.

Just when Xie Jing thought that they were going to stand motionless in his house like this and live with him for the rest of their lives, the group of ghosts finally moved. They quickly stopped respectfully, and a ghost standing by the door opened the door.

"Aunt Jiu is so kind—" All the ghosts bowed in unison.

Seeing this scene, Xie Jing couldn't help but stretched her head curiously. I heard that this female ghost is very attractive. I don't know how this Aunt Jiu looks. It shouldn't be bad.

A pair of shiny leather shoes walked in first, and then a man in a black suit and black tie walked in from the door.

This person has exquisite facial features, a straight nose, and deep eyes, only the long black hair tied with red thread is a bit feminine.

Xie Jing couldn't help thinking: Are all the female ghosts so rigid these days, or is it more ghostly to marry this person? "

The man nodded and walked to Xie Jing's side. A ghost moved a chair for him to sit down.

Xie Jing couldn't help swallowing: "Miss, what do you want from me?"

The ghosts were startled when they heard the tiger's body, and looked at Xie Jing in disbelief. Seeing the sudden gaze, Xie Jing touched the bridge of his nose uncomfortably.

Did he say the wrong thing?

Xie Jing quickly changed her words: "Madam, what can you do for me?"

Xie Jing thought that she was right this time, and saw the man raised his brows and leaned back on the chair back: "Hang him up so he can see clearly."

As soon as the words fell, Xie Jing felt that her feet had left the ground, and her whole body floated up, even if it floated up, it was still wobbly, Xie Jing felt nauseous.

"Hey, hey, put me down quickly, what did I say wrong?"

The man ignored him, and continued, "Let me introduce myself. My surname is Shen, my name is Sheng, and I'm male."

Shen Cheng deliberately bit down on the last two words.

Xie Jing suddenly realized: "So you are a man, so why didn't you say it earlier, it's because I said something wrong, and I don't know who was called Jiuyi."

Shen Sheng: "..."

Seeing this, the kid at the side conjured up a cup of tea from nowhere and handed it to Shen Cheng.

"Aunt Jiu, please calm down."

Shen Cheng took it and took a sip, Xie Jing was really in pain hanging in mid-air.

"Brother, can you put me down while you are having a sip of tea? It might be better if we sit and talk. Otherwise, you still have to look up at me. It's bad for your neck."

Shen Cheng handed the teacup to the ghost next to him, and said, "He's right, let's change it."

A second later, Xie Jing was floating in mid-air upside down, just in time for the two of them to meet their eyes.

Well, when he didn't say that just now.

Shen Cheng said: "Are you still used to the yin and yang eyes?"

"What did you do?"

Shen Cheng didn't deny it: "I ordered you to go on, from now on, you have to try your best to adapt to the fact that you can see ghosts, otherwise you won't be able to bear it when you go to the grave tomorrow."

After Shen Cheng finished speaking, he stood up, walked in front of Xie Jing, stretched out his hand and touched Xie Jing's face indiscriminately: "The bones are clear and strange, and there is evil spirit between the eyebrows and eyes, it is a good thing."

ok, good stuff...

I'll go, you blinded Lao Tzu's eyes indiscriminately, and before Lao Tzu said anything, he turned around and mocked him! !

Hearing this, Xie Jing really wanted to kick the man in front of him away, his haughty look really looked like a flirtatious peacock spreading its tail wildly.

Shen Cheng directly ignored his barking teeth and claws, he gathered his clothes, and went straight out of the room.

"Aunt Jiu walked too slowly." The ghosts bowed at a standard ninety degrees and watched the man leave.

As soon as the door was closed, all the ghosts lined up to leave through the wall, but there was still one ghost staring at him blankly.

Xie Jing said angrily, "Why don't you leave?"

The ghost held its chin and was very tangled: "I'm thinking whether I should let you down, or let you hang on."

Xie Jing: "..."