On how to avoid being cannon fodder
Chapter 88 Senior Homophobic Patient
Ji Ya's daily life is to follow his grandfather to learn how to be a perfect housekeeper.But because the young master is not in good health, he has another job, which is to study with the frail young master.For him who has basically finished his primary school courses, it is really boring to read kindergarten pinyin textbooks with the young master.
He had felt impatient more than once.
But my wife is busy with work, and my grandfather is very busy every day. As a responsible housekeeper successor, he will definitely take good care of his young master.
Ji Ya skillfully climbed to the second floor, tapped on a door, and said: "Master, your tutor is coming soon, do you want to get up?"
He really wanted to hear the young master say that he didn't want to get up, so that he could send that nagging old kindergarten aunt away logically.In this case, although he still has to accompany the young master and pay attention to his safety, he can still read books that are not so mentally retarded.Unfortunately, although his young master is not in good health, he is a good baby who loves learning very much.
Sure enough, he immediately heard the young master's crisp voice from inside the door: "Come in."
wait, come in?
Ji Ya thought for two seconds, and suddenly realized: Master, is he finally going to let others help him dress like a normal baby?no problem!As a qualified housekeeper, he must be able to do a good job!
At this time, Han Yanghao inside suddenly realized that according to his memory, this young master who died young insisted on dressing, washing, washing and eating by himself every day.
"Wait..." Before he finished speaking, the door was pushed open with a bang, and a boy with a bun face in a black shirt was staring at him with piercing eyes.
Han Yanghao: "..."
Seeing that serious little face, the mind of the great biologist Dr. Han went blank.
Ji Ya didn't notice the half-sentence that his young master blurted out before, he looked at Xiao Douding who was sitting on the bed and staring at him, and his mood, which was only full of energy, suddenly turned into an inexplicable excitement.He solemnly picked out a set of casual clothes from the huge closet, held it in front of Han Yanghao and said seriously: "Master, how would you like to wear this suit today?"
Han Yanghao looked at him stupidly.
No, why is this process so strange?Why is there such a scene of helping the master change clothes!
Dr. Han's brain, which had been down for two seconds, restarted: wait a minute, he is not the master yet, and at this age... Ji Ya probably hasn't started to formally learn to be a housekeeper, so he probably does whatever he thinks of Bar.Moreover, the original owner of his body is just a small character that has been brought along for a while, so it shouldn't be a problem if the character design collapses a little.Besides, the energy level of this world is low, so even if he is discovered, nothing will happen, as long as Ji Wenyuan is not implicated.
After thinking about it this way, Han Yanghao completely gave up resisting and let Ji Ya put the clothes on himself.
The bun face of his male god... Oh my god, so cute, do you want to wait until the will of the world collapses to really develop the gene fusion technology and get a son to raise?
Just when Han Yanghao was lost in thought, Ji Ya had already put on all the clothes for him.He calculated the time and felt that the time for breakfast was a bit tight, so he reached out and picked up the three-year-old bun on the bed horizontally and put it down precisely on the shoes on the ground: "Master, breakfast is ready. I need to help you." wash up?"
Han Yanghao was startled by the sudden embrace of the princess.Did he read it right?This is an ordinary technological low-level world?How can a five year old princess hold another three year old boy with such ease!He collected himself and said, "No need, I'll do it myself."
Ji Ya felt a little disappointed in his heart, and he attributed this feeling to the melancholy of not being able to experience being an "all-round housekeeper with no dead ends".But a good housekeeper will not contradict the master's words, so he said: "Okay, young master, I will go and make breakfast for you."
In fact, there is no need for a five-year-old kid to do this kind of thing. The real butler has perfectly directed the maid to bring the breakfast that the cook just made to the table. The old man saw Ji Ya walking down the stairs, kindly He smiled gently: "Xiaoya, the young master is awake?"
Ji Ya still replied with a serious expression: "Yes, Grandpa, the young master is washing up."
The butler patted his head and sighed.After the husband died, the wife seldom lived at home, and often spent most of the year traveling around.It is inevitable that the young master will be lonely at home alone, but fortunately there is Xiaoya who can accompany him.
The tutor arrived soon after several people had finished their breakfast. She was a woman in her 40s, she was a bit plump, and she seemed to have a good temper.She took out two books for children from her bag, and said kindly: "Today we will continue to learn the story of the little tadpole looking for his mother..."
Han Yanghao: "..."
If time can be turned back, he must change to an adult possessed object!
Ji Ya next to him has already secretly put a mobile phone in his children's book and secretly studied the disassembly drawing of the kettle structure downloaded from the Internet last night. This tutor focuses on the young master. If you are ignored, as long as you don't be too blatant, this preschool teacher will not care.But today, Ji Ya accidentally glanced at him, and discovered that his young master who loves to study... seems to be distracted today?Although the young master had a serious expression on his face and concentrated eyes, and even nodded in line with the teacher's narration, Ji Ya just had the intuition that he was distracted.
Well, a good housekeeper would never betray his master.
So Ji Ya silently withdrew his gaze, pretending that he didn't see anything.
So the days were spent day by day in Han Yanghao's aggrieved and feigned innocence, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Situ Yuan's death point.
Mrs. Situ happened to be at home that night, but because Situ Yuan was used to sleeping alone, the mother and son still slept separately.Han Yanghao was falling asleep in a daze, when suddenly an urge to go downstairs to drink water appeared in his heart, and when he realized it, he was already standing by the stairs.He was terrified and woke up immediately, he didn't remember how he got here at all!He clearly remembered that today was the day when Situ Yuan fell down the stairs, so he deliberately drank the right amount of water. It was absolutely impossible for him to be thirsty until midnight and get up alone to find water to drink!In this situation, is the will of the world taking advantage of his unprepared hands?He hurriedly turned around to stay away from this dangerous zone, but the moment he turned around, his eyes went dark.
Han Yanghao secretly thought something was wrong, but in order not to reveal his identity as an awakened person, he could do nothing.A few seconds passed in the blink of an eye, but in that split second, Situ Yuan's men were already carried on the stairs!
The Situ family's mansion has marble stairs covered with thick cashmere carpets, so it doesn't make much noise when they fall up.Han Yanghao rolled all the way from the second floor to the first floor. The four-year-old's body was so painful that he couldn't breathe. He curled up on the cold floor and couldn't make a sound.
Han Yanghao cursed in his heart, the world will of this world can't do anything to his powerful soul as an awakened one, but it didn't attack his soul at all this time, it just stunned this fragile body for a few seconds!This is simply the most shameless and most direct attack on the will of the world he has ever seen!
Immediately afterwards, he felt the pain in his chest intensify, and it became more difficult to breathe.
Han Yanghao knew that this was Situ Yuan's heart attack.Situ Yuan's congenital heart disease is not serious, and his usual performance is only relatively weak. Otherwise, the housekeeper would dare to leave him alone. Unfortunately, in this situation, the will of the world is determined to kill him, and it is because of his carelessness. Got it.But it doesn't matter, he has enough source power, at worst, change his body and fight again!
On the other side, Ji Ya suddenly opened his eyes.
He picked up the luminous watch and looked at it, and found that it was just before three o'clock in the morning. He was very puzzled as to why he woke up so early today.
One must know that he usually wakes up at six o'clock on his own initiative, and then goes downstairs to do morning exercises for half an hour, comes back to learn how to manage the housework with his grandfather, and wakes up the young master at eight o'clock on time...
It's okay, just keep sleeping.
Five seconds later, Ji Ya threw off the quilt and sat up, stepped on his slippers and walked out with a serious face.
How can a perfect housekeeper wake up for no reason, it must be his young master calling for late night service.
So, Han Yanghao, who had already been lying to death, heard a cry of surprise in a daze, and a moment later, someone stuffed something into his mouth, and then the lights in the villa were so bright that he couldn't help but close his eyes.The voices of a group of servants and his mother appeared one after another, words like "hospital", "emergency", "heart attack" and "young master" could be faintly heard.Han Yanghao managed to open his eyes, because the dizziness caused by the heart attack made him unable to see the people shaking around him clearly, but he still managed to see clearly the person squatting next to him and feeding him the medicine.
Oh, male god, you saved me again.
In the end, after two hours of emergency treatment in the hospital, Situ Yuan's life was saved.
Ji Ya, who was the most idle, stayed by Situ Yuan's hospital bed to accompany him, but since Han Yanghao woke up, Ji Ya has been staring at him thoughtfully.After holding back for half an hour, Han Yanghao finally couldn't help but stare back. He doesn't have the energy to speak now, but it's appropriate to express his doubts and dissatisfaction with his eyes.
Ji Ya stared at him for a full 2 minutes, then suddenly said, "Master, I think you should sleep with me."
Han Yanghao: "..."
Ji Ya's steamed bun face was serious: "This is safer."
He had felt impatient more than once.
But my wife is busy with work, and my grandfather is very busy every day. As a responsible housekeeper successor, he will definitely take good care of his young master.
Ji Ya skillfully climbed to the second floor, tapped on a door, and said: "Master, your tutor is coming soon, do you want to get up?"
He really wanted to hear the young master say that he didn't want to get up, so that he could send that nagging old kindergarten aunt away logically.In this case, although he still has to accompany the young master and pay attention to his safety, he can still read books that are not so mentally retarded.Unfortunately, although his young master is not in good health, he is a good baby who loves learning very much.
Sure enough, he immediately heard the young master's crisp voice from inside the door: "Come in."
wait, come in?
Ji Ya thought for two seconds, and suddenly realized: Master, is he finally going to let others help him dress like a normal baby?no problem!As a qualified housekeeper, he must be able to do a good job!
At this time, Han Yanghao inside suddenly realized that according to his memory, this young master who died young insisted on dressing, washing, washing and eating by himself every day.
"Wait..." Before he finished speaking, the door was pushed open with a bang, and a boy with a bun face in a black shirt was staring at him with piercing eyes.
Han Yanghao: "..."
Seeing that serious little face, the mind of the great biologist Dr. Han went blank.
Ji Ya didn't notice the half-sentence that his young master blurted out before, he looked at Xiao Douding who was sitting on the bed and staring at him, and his mood, which was only full of energy, suddenly turned into an inexplicable excitement.He solemnly picked out a set of casual clothes from the huge closet, held it in front of Han Yanghao and said seriously: "Master, how would you like to wear this suit today?"
Han Yanghao looked at him stupidly.
No, why is this process so strange?Why is there such a scene of helping the master change clothes!
Dr. Han's brain, which had been down for two seconds, restarted: wait a minute, he is not the master yet, and at this age... Ji Ya probably hasn't started to formally learn to be a housekeeper, so he probably does whatever he thinks of Bar.Moreover, the original owner of his body is just a small character that has been brought along for a while, so it shouldn't be a problem if the character design collapses a little.Besides, the energy level of this world is low, so even if he is discovered, nothing will happen, as long as Ji Wenyuan is not implicated.
After thinking about it this way, Han Yanghao completely gave up resisting and let Ji Ya put the clothes on himself.
The bun face of his male god... Oh my god, so cute, do you want to wait until the will of the world collapses to really develop the gene fusion technology and get a son to raise?
Just when Han Yanghao was lost in thought, Ji Ya had already put on all the clothes for him.He calculated the time and felt that the time for breakfast was a bit tight, so he reached out and picked up the three-year-old bun on the bed horizontally and put it down precisely on the shoes on the ground: "Master, breakfast is ready. I need to help you." wash up?"
Han Yanghao was startled by the sudden embrace of the princess.Did he read it right?This is an ordinary technological low-level world?How can a five year old princess hold another three year old boy with such ease!He collected himself and said, "No need, I'll do it myself."
Ji Ya felt a little disappointed in his heart, and he attributed this feeling to the melancholy of not being able to experience being an "all-round housekeeper with no dead ends".But a good housekeeper will not contradict the master's words, so he said: "Okay, young master, I will go and make breakfast for you."
In fact, there is no need for a five-year-old kid to do this kind of thing. The real butler has perfectly directed the maid to bring the breakfast that the cook just made to the table. The old man saw Ji Ya walking down the stairs, kindly He smiled gently: "Xiaoya, the young master is awake?"
Ji Ya still replied with a serious expression: "Yes, Grandpa, the young master is washing up."
The butler patted his head and sighed.After the husband died, the wife seldom lived at home, and often spent most of the year traveling around.It is inevitable that the young master will be lonely at home alone, but fortunately there is Xiaoya who can accompany him.
The tutor arrived soon after several people had finished their breakfast. She was a woman in her 40s, she was a bit plump, and she seemed to have a good temper.She took out two books for children from her bag, and said kindly: "Today we will continue to learn the story of the little tadpole looking for his mother..."
Han Yanghao: "..."
If time can be turned back, he must change to an adult possessed object!
Ji Ya next to him has already secretly put a mobile phone in his children's book and secretly studied the disassembly drawing of the kettle structure downloaded from the Internet last night. This tutor focuses on the young master. If you are ignored, as long as you don't be too blatant, this preschool teacher will not care.But today, Ji Ya accidentally glanced at him, and discovered that his young master who loves to study... seems to be distracted today?Although the young master had a serious expression on his face and concentrated eyes, and even nodded in line with the teacher's narration, Ji Ya just had the intuition that he was distracted.
Well, a good housekeeper would never betray his master.
So Ji Ya silently withdrew his gaze, pretending that he didn't see anything.
So the days were spent day by day in Han Yanghao's aggrieved and feigned innocence, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Situ Yuan's death point.
Mrs. Situ happened to be at home that night, but because Situ Yuan was used to sleeping alone, the mother and son still slept separately.Han Yanghao was falling asleep in a daze, when suddenly an urge to go downstairs to drink water appeared in his heart, and when he realized it, he was already standing by the stairs.He was terrified and woke up immediately, he didn't remember how he got here at all!He clearly remembered that today was the day when Situ Yuan fell down the stairs, so he deliberately drank the right amount of water. It was absolutely impossible for him to be thirsty until midnight and get up alone to find water to drink!In this situation, is the will of the world taking advantage of his unprepared hands?He hurriedly turned around to stay away from this dangerous zone, but the moment he turned around, his eyes went dark.
Han Yanghao secretly thought something was wrong, but in order not to reveal his identity as an awakened person, he could do nothing.A few seconds passed in the blink of an eye, but in that split second, Situ Yuan's men were already carried on the stairs!
The Situ family's mansion has marble stairs covered with thick cashmere carpets, so it doesn't make much noise when they fall up.Han Yanghao rolled all the way from the second floor to the first floor. The four-year-old's body was so painful that he couldn't breathe. He curled up on the cold floor and couldn't make a sound.
Han Yanghao cursed in his heart, the world will of this world can't do anything to his powerful soul as an awakened one, but it didn't attack his soul at all this time, it just stunned this fragile body for a few seconds!This is simply the most shameless and most direct attack on the will of the world he has ever seen!
Immediately afterwards, he felt the pain in his chest intensify, and it became more difficult to breathe.
Han Yanghao knew that this was Situ Yuan's heart attack.Situ Yuan's congenital heart disease is not serious, and his usual performance is only relatively weak. Otherwise, the housekeeper would dare to leave him alone. Unfortunately, in this situation, the will of the world is determined to kill him, and it is because of his carelessness. Got it.But it doesn't matter, he has enough source power, at worst, change his body and fight again!
On the other side, Ji Ya suddenly opened his eyes.
He picked up the luminous watch and looked at it, and found that it was just before three o'clock in the morning. He was very puzzled as to why he woke up so early today.
One must know that he usually wakes up at six o'clock on his own initiative, and then goes downstairs to do morning exercises for half an hour, comes back to learn how to manage the housework with his grandfather, and wakes up the young master at eight o'clock on time...
It's okay, just keep sleeping.
Five seconds later, Ji Ya threw off the quilt and sat up, stepped on his slippers and walked out with a serious face.
How can a perfect housekeeper wake up for no reason, it must be his young master calling for late night service.
So, Han Yanghao, who had already been lying to death, heard a cry of surprise in a daze, and a moment later, someone stuffed something into his mouth, and then the lights in the villa were so bright that he couldn't help but close his eyes.The voices of a group of servants and his mother appeared one after another, words like "hospital", "emergency", "heart attack" and "young master" could be faintly heard.Han Yanghao managed to open his eyes, because the dizziness caused by the heart attack made him unable to see the people shaking around him clearly, but he still managed to see clearly the person squatting next to him and feeding him the medicine.
Oh, male god, you saved me again.
In the end, after two hours of emergency treatment in the hospital, Situ Yuan's life was saved.
Ji Ya, who was the most idle, stayed by Situ Yuan's hospital bed to accompany him, but since Han Yanghao woke up, Ji Ya has been staring at him thoughtfully.After holding back for half an hour, Han Yanghao finally couldn't help but stare back. He doesn't have the energy to speak now, but it's appropriate to express his doubts and dissatisfaction with his eyes.
Ji Ya stared at him for a full 2 minutes, then suddenly said, "Master, I think you should sleep with me."
Han Yanghao: "..."
Ji Ya's steamed bun face was serious: "This is safer."
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