On how to avoid being cannon fodder
Chapter 87 Senior Homophobic Patient
"Give me a glass of whiskey!" Han Yanghao said to the "people" at the bar.
The bartender had a pair of long white horns that snaked forward on his head, and these tiny spots of light scattered on his purple skin, his appearance looked like a strong man among human beings. It is even more suspected that he is a race similar to demons.The bartender obviously knew him, poured him a glass of wine and greeted him with a smile: "Long time no see, Han Yanghao."
Han Yanghao propped his chin and smiled back: "It's been a long time, how did you become the bartender at the headquarters?"
This big purple-skinned man is a veteran awakened person. Hearing the words, he said helplessly: "I failed in the mission last time. I lost all my money in order to break free from the thick and thick world barriers of the gray world. I can only go back to the source world." Cultivate for a period of time, and earn some energy to survive by the way.
The two of them chatted one after another, and suddenly a phantom emerged from the ceiling and fell to the ground and became a reality: "Hey, Ronald, long time no see, has it been a hundred standard years? I'm so happy see you!"
The big purple-skinned man looked over there and smiled, "Gana Picka! Boy, I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you killed yourself." More than a hundred years is not a long time for an awakened person, but because The flow rate of time in each world is different, so the conversion of [-] standard years into the actual elapsed time may take thousands of years, even for their special existence, it is not too short.
The man with slightly messy wine-red curly hair seemed to give people a vicious and coquettish look. He walked up to Han Yanghao's side carelessly, and his eyes lit up after seeing his face clearly: "Yo, beauty, do you want a date?"
Big purple-skinned guy: "..." I haven't seen him for so many years, and this guy is still so hot.
Han Yanghao put down the wine glass in his hand, turned his head and smiled slightly at Ganapika: "Hello, I'm Ji Wenyuan's partner, Han Yanghao."
Ghana Pickup: "Well, you have a partner? Wait a minute, Ji Wenyuan? I seem to have heard of this name..." He pinched his chin and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh: "I remembered! A frigid handsome guy who has been a bachelor for more than 680 years!"
Han Yanghao: "...heh." To die, what kind of adjective is this?
Ghana Picka looked in disbelief: "Oh my God, how did you win that kind of high mountain flower that can only be seen from a distance? It's amazing! Come on, come on, beauties, secretly share with my brother, In this way, the scope of my hooking up with men can be expanded again in the future!"
Han Yanghao's face was hehe, and his heart was MMP.
He has heard of the name Ganapika a long time ago, thanks to his photographic memory, since he and his male god went to Norman for a trip, he has firmly remembered this name "should have been tossed under three attacks and The protagonist Shou who became the king of the world", and secretly engraved the name of Ganapika, the faceless and skinless awakened person, on the small notebook in his heart, but this kind of situation of facing the scene of losing morals was still a bit unbearable for him.Han Yanghao twitched his lips and looked at him with meaningful eyes: "First of all, you must have a brain with an IQ that reaches the average line."
Gana Pickup was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly realized: "Hey! Are you saying I'm stupid?"
Han Yanghao: "Hey, you actually understand, it doesn't seem that stupid."
Ganapika was furious: "You, you... Forget it, for the sake of your good looks, I will forgive you once you kiss me."
"..." He really underestimated the extent of this guy's lack of integrity.
The purple-skinned man sighed and tried to persuade him: "Forget it, Garner, don't tease the newcomers."
Ghana Pickup seemed a bit reluctant, but Han Yanghao didn't give him time to speak, and threw a source power crystal to the big man, and directly broke through the space and disappeared.Ganapika pouted, took a sip of the whiskey that Han Yanghao hadn't finished, and licked the rim of the glass under the gaze of the purple-skinned man who couldn't bear to look straight at him: "It's a pity, the two beauties just digested it internally." , What a waste of resources!"
The big purple-skinned man couldn't stand it and covered his face: "Gana, do you still remember that cup was condensed by me with source power, and I still have to take it back."
Gana Pickup didn't care, and gave a wink: "Don't be so shy, Ronald, who are we with whom?"
The big purple-skinned guy Ronald: "...Don't say that, I haven't thought about getting along with you, an unscrupulous guy."
"You despise me!"
……
After hundreds of space crossings, Han Yanghao has come to a small world, because Ji Wenyuan's soul is still not stable enough, so he asked that guy to find a random world and continue to wear it.For the awakened ones, they can live with or without a body, but in any case, it is better to have a place where the soul resides to recuperate.In order to avoid accidents, they also specially chose a small world without the will of the world. Han Yanghao didn't want to play and grow when both of them had memories, so he went back to the alliance headquarters and sat for a while. When he came back, Ji Wenyuan in this low-energy world must have grown up to be able to speak.
but!
It is such a short period of time!
Not even a month!
Who can tell him why the will of the world appeared in this world!
This is fucking kidding me!
Han Yanghao felt like he was going crazy. He had observed the world carefully before he left. The development of science and technology was stable, and there was no sign of the World Destroyer Demon King!There is no sudden brain twitch to add another power system to yourself!There is nothing urgent to eliminate!Nothing at all!
Why did the will of the world suddenly appear!
I have only gone through a few worlds to become an awakened person, so how come none of them are out of order!
He held up the sky-peeping mirror and looked at the will of the world, and large pieces of information immediately flooded into his mind.
Han Yanghao looked down and said, "..."
Well, the problem with this world is that the birth rate is too low.
This is a world of pure science and technology. Human spaceships have just been able to fly out of the planet, but there is no rush to find any other alien life. The means of transportation are cars, airplanes, subways, and high-tech products such as levitation vehicles and geomagnetic spaceships have not yet appeared. The average life expectancy of human beings here is only 82 years, and biotechnology that can break through the limit of human life span has not been invented yet.
However, due to some historical reasons, some people here are very open to "pure love" between the same sex.Then just like that, the birth rate is getting less and less, less and less...
One day, the world suddenly realized that this was not going to work, and the whole world would end no matter what!So the will of the world was born at a flying speed, and it secretly opened a hook for the world-it relaxed the conditions for the implementation of the gene fusion breeding technology that had been stagnant, and now as long as there is a group of When human gene experts conduct embryo fusion, they will be pleased to find that the sperm nuclei of two different men are injected into the egg with the nucleus removed, and the embryo can grow into a healthy fetus in the special nutrient solution!In the same way, two eggs can also do the same, and then wait for the development of technology in this area, even the eggs can be used, and the almighty biologist can directly artificially manufacture them!It's so concise and clear that it's like shouting loudly: Don't worry about falling in love boldly, Daddy World Will supports you!
But it is a pity, because some scientists have experimented with this method and failed, so that now everyone is making it harder for themselves, and I am afraid that no one will notice this change in a short time.But the back door cannot be opened in vain, so the will of the world must make a move.Thus, a vulgar story of a wealthy and domineering president pushing against all odds to legalize same-sex marriage and marrying a big star in the entertainment circle with his peerless beauty and minor acceptance was staged like this!
But look at that ape-armed, wasp-waisted, long-legged, handsome man with a high IQ, proficient in all kinds of martial arts, but also extremely dedicated, the protagonist Gong—it is his male god Ji Wenyuan!
Han Yanghao was so angry that he wanted to laugh. Very well, he should have known the standard male lead template of his male god. In this situation, it must be very easy to be caught by the will of the world. He should calm down.
Mommy can't calm down at all, okay?
His male god became someone else's official partner in a blink of an eye!
The will of the world, you wait, see if I can't kill you!
Twenty minutes later, on an incomparably high-end big bed, a little boy with delicate features like a doll opened his eyes.He blinked his big round eyes, sat up from the bed, and quickly read the memory of the original owner of this body.
This is a boy who is only three years old, named Situ Yuan.His background is extremely noble, the kind of grandfather who is a former high-ranking political official, grandfather who is a general, uncle who is the deputy commander and chief of staff of the Eastern Theater Command, mother who is a strong business woman, and a young man from an absolutely wealthy family with a lot of powerful relatives.However, his father passed away in a car accident last year, and in a sparsely populated family, he was the only one in his generation.
Sound awesome?
It's a pity that the original owner suffers from severe congenital heart disease. According to the development of the plot, next year he will get up in the middle of the night because of thirst and go downstairs to drink water, and then suddenly have a heart attack and fall down the stairs.Although he did not fall to his death for the time being, he was found dead by the stairs the next day because there was no Suxiao Jiuxin Pill nearby.
The value of the existence of this young master who died early is to provide a perfect background board for the protagonist Gong.
The real protagonist Gong is named Ji Ya, the only grandson of the old butler of this wealthy family.The old butler is an old comrade-in-arms of Grandpa Situyuan. His son and daughter-in-law are both members of the army. They also died in the line of duty a few years ago, leaving behind a five-year-old grandson for the old butler.Ji Ya is a real genius, he learns very fast, has a strong body and a good personality, so after the death of the original owner, he was favored by the disheartened Mrs. Situ and adopted as his son to be raised as his heir.
Han Yanghao didn't know what to say about the plot.But now the first thing he has to think about is how to get over the death of the four-year-old.
While he was thinking, there was a sudden knock on the door, and a childish voice sounded: "Master, your tutor is coming soon, are you ready to get up?"
Apart from him, there is only one child in this villa, and that is Ji Ya!
He held back his chaotic mood, and said in a deep voice, "Come in."
The bartender had a pair of long white horns that snaked forward on his head, and these tiny spots of light scattered on his purple skin, his appearance looked like a strong man among human beings. It is even more suspected that he is a race similar to demons.The bartender obviously knew him, poured him a glass of wine and greeted him with a smile: "Long time no see, Han Yanghao."
Han Yanghao propped his chin and smiled back: "It's been a long time, how did you become the bartender at the headquarters?"
This big purple-skinned man is a veteran awakened person. Hearing the words, he said helplessly: "I failed in the mission last time. I lost all my money in order to break free from the thick and thick world barriers of the gray world. I can only go back to the source world." Cultivate for a period of time, and earn some energy to survive by the way.
The two of them chatted one after another, and suddenly a phantom emerged from the ceiling and fell to the ground and became a reality: "Hey, Ronald, long time no see, has it been a hundred standard years? I'm so happy see you!"
The big purple-skinned man looked over there and smiled, "Gana Picka! Boy, I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you killed yourself." More than a hundred years is not a long time for an awakened person, but because The flow rate of time in each world is different, so the conversion of [-] standard years into the actual elapsed time may take thousands of years, even for their special existence, it is not too short.
The man with slightly messy wine-red curly hair seemed to give people a vicious and coquettish look. He walked up to Han Yanghao's side carelessly, and his eyes lit up after seeing his face clearly: "Yo, beauty, do you want a date?"
Big purple-skinned guy: "..." I haven't seen him for so many years, and this guy is still so hot.
Han Yanghao put down the wine glass in his hand, turned his head and smiled slightly at Ganapika: "Hello, I'm Ji Wenyuan's partner, Han Yanghao."
Ghana Pickup: "Well, you have a partner? Wait a minute, Ji Wenyuan? I seem to have heard of this name..." He pinched his chin and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh: "I remembered! A frigid handsome guy who has been a bachelor for more than 680 years!"
Han Yanghao: "...heh." To die, what kind of adjective is this?
Ghana Picka looked in disbelief: "Oh my God, how did you win that kind of high mountain flower that can only be seen from a distance? It's amazing! Come on, come on, beauties, secretly share with my brother, In this way, the scope of my hooking up with men can be expanded again in the future!"
Han Yanghao's face was hehe, and his heart was MMP.
He has heard of the name Ganapika a long time ago, thanks to his photographic memory, since he and his male god went to Norman for a trip, he has firmly remembered this name "should have been tossed under three attacks and The protagonist Shou who became the king of the world", and secretly engraved the name of Ganapika, the faceless and skinless awakened person, on the small notebook in his heart, but this kind of situation of facing the scene of losing morals was still a bit unbearable for him.Han Yanghao twitched his lips and looked at him with meaningful eyes: "First of all, you must have a brain with an IQ that reaches the average line."
Gana Pickup was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly realized: "Hey! Are you saying I'm stupid?"
Han Yanghao: "Hey, you actually understand, it doesn't seem that stupid."
Ganapika was furious: "You, you... Forget it, for the sake of your good looks, I will forgive you once you kiss me."
"..." He really underestimated the extent of this guy's lack of integrity.
The purple-skinned man sighed and tried to persuade him: "Forget it, Garner, don't tease the newcomers."
Ghana Pickup seemed a bit reluctant, but Han Yanghao didn't give him time to speak, and threw a source power crystal to the big man, and directly broke through the space and disappeared.Ganapika pouted, took a sip of the whiskey that Han Yanghao hadn't finished, and licked the rim of the glass under the gaze of the purple-skinned man who couldn't bear to look straight at him: "It's a pity, the two beauties just digested it internally." , What a waste of resources!"
The big purple-skinned man couldn't stand it and covered his face: "Gana, do you still remember that cup was condensed by me with source power, and I still have to take it back."
Gana Pickup didn't care, and gave a wink: "Don't be so shy, Ronald, who are we with whom?"
The big purple-skinned guy Ronald: "...Don't say that, I haven't thought about getting along with you, an unscrupulous guy."
"You despise me!"
……
After hundreds of space crossings, Han Yanghao has come to a small world, because Ji Wenyuan's soul is still not stable enough, so he asked that guy to find a random world and continue to wear it.For the awakened ones, they can live with or without a body, but in any case, it is better to have a place where the soul resides to recuperate.In order to avoid accidents, they also specially chose a small world without the will of the world. Han Yanghao didn't want to play and grow when both of them had memories, so he went back to the alliance headquarters and sat for a while. When he came back, Ji Wenyuan in this low-energy world must have grown up to be able to speak.
but!
It is such a short period of time!
Not even a month!
Who can tell him why the will of the world appeared in this world!
This is fucking kidding me!
Han Yanghao felt like he was going crazy. He had observed the world carefully before he left. The development of science and technology was stable, and there was no sign of the World Destroyer Demon King!There is no sudden brain twitch to add another power system to yourself!There is nothing urgent to eliminate!Nothing at all!
Why did the will of the world suddenly appear!
I have only gone through a few worlds to become an awakened person, so how come none of them are out of order!
He held up the sky-peeping mirror and looked at the will of the world, and large pieces of information immediately flooded into his mind.
Han Yanghao looked down and said, "..."
Well, the problem with this world is that the birth rate is too low.
This is a world of pure science and technology. Human spaceships have just been able to fly out of the planet, but there is no rush to find any other alien life. The means of transportation are cars, airplanes, subways, and high-tech products such as levitation vehicles and geomagnetic spaceships have not yet appeared. The average life expectancy of human beings here is only 82 years, and biotechnology that can break through the limit of human life span has not been invented yet.
However, due to some historical reasons, some people here are very open to "pure love" between the same sex.Then just like that, the birth rate is getting less and less, less and less...
One day, the world suddenly realized that this was not going to work, and the whole world would end no matter what!So the will of the world was born at a flying speed, and it secretly opened a hook for the world-it relaxed the conditions for the implementation of the gene fusion breeding technology that had been stagnant, and now as long as there is a group of When human gene experts conduct embryo fusion, they will be pleased to find that the sperm nuclei of two different men are injected into the egg with the nucleus removed, and the embryo can grow into a healthy fetus in the special nutrient solution!In the same way, two eggs can also do the same, and then wait for the development of technology in this area, even the eggs can be used, and the almighty biologist can directly artificially manufacture them!It's so concise and clear that it's like shouting loudly: Don't worry about falling in love boldly, Daddy World Will supports you!
But it is a pity, because some scientists have experimented with this method and failed, so that now everyone is making it harder for themselves, and I am afraid that no one will notice this change in a short time.But the back door cannot be opened in vain, so the will of the world must make a move.Thus, a vulgar story of a wealthy and domineering president pushing against all odds to legalize same-sex marriage and marrying a big star in the entertainment circle with his peerless beauty and minor acceptance was staged like this!
But look at that ape-armed, wasp-waisted, long-legged, handsome man with a high IQ, proficient in all kinds of martial arts, but also extremely dedicated, the protagonist Gong—it is his male god Ji Wenyuan!
Han Yanghao was so angry that he wanted to laugh. Very well, he should have known the standard male lead template of his male god. In this situation, it must be very easy to be caught by the will of the world. He should calm down.
Mommy can't calm down at all, okay?
His male god became someone else's official partner in a blink of an eye!
The will of the world, you wait, see if I can't kill you!
Twenty minutes later, on an incomparably high-end big bed, a little boy with delicate features like a doll opened his eyes.He blinked his big round eyes, sat up from the bed, and quickly read the memory of the original owner of this body.
This is a boy who is only three years old, named Situ Yuan.His background is extremely noble, the kind of grandfather who is a former high-ranking political official, grandfather who is a general, uncle who is the deputy commander and chief of staff of the Eastern Theater Command, mother who is a strong business woman, and a young man from an absolutely wealthy family with a lot of powerful relatives.However, his father passed away in a car accident last year, and in a sparsely populated family, he was the only one in his generation.
Sound awesome?
It's a pity that the original owner suffers from severe congenital heart disease. According to the development of the plot, next year he will get up in the middle of the night because of thirst and go downstairs to drink water, and then suddenly have a heart attack and fall down the stairs.Although he did not fall to his death for the time being, he was found dead by the stairs the next day because there was no Suxiao Jiuxin Pill nearby.
The value of the existence of this young master who died early is to provide a perfect background board for the protagonist Gong.
The real protagonist Gong is named Ji Ya, the only grandson of the old butler of this wealthy family.The old butler is an old comrade-in-arms of Grandpa Situyuan. His son and daughter-in-law are both members of the army. They also died in the line of duty a few years ago, leaving behind a five-year-old grandson for the old butler.Ji Ya is a real genius, he learns very fast, has a strong body and a good personality, so after the death of the original owner, he was favored by the disheartened Mrs. Situ and adopted as his son to be raised as his heir.
Han Yanghao didn't know what to say about the plot.But now the first thing he has to think about is how to get over the death of the four-year-old.
While he was thinking, there was a sudden knock on the door, and a childish voice sounded: "Master, your tutor is coming soon, are you ready to get up?"
Apart from him, there is only one child in this villa, and that is Ji Ya!
He held back his chaotic mood, and said in a deep voice, "Come in."
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