When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

One is "Spiderman", a good neighbor of New York citizens, and the other is "Deadpool", a good neighbor of little spider.

James has completely failed to understand the Muggles of this world.

But these are not important at this time, James listened to what Deadpool said, because James knew that Muggles did take their pet male cats for sterilization at six to eight months old measures.

James doesn't know how old he is as a cat, but it's not impossible to be a cat under the knife.

Oh, no, now I'm still Loki's cat in name, Peter probably wouldn't treat other people's cats like this, after all he wants to return me, right?Merlin, I'm still panicking!After all, this kind of thing is of great significance!

James felt that his psychological shadow was about the size of ten Quidditch courts.

"If I knew he likes this kind of furry little guy, I should have sent one here earlier." Deadpool reached out to hug the kitten, but the kitten avoided him immediately, "Wow, the cat is so flexible, it's so cute. Just like a little spider."

By now, James must have understood the identity of this Deadpool.

This man is what Peter has been looking for - the missing Wade Wilson.

At first, James thought that Wade was a bit like Loki, he didn't answer text messages or phone calls, and he was probably another Slytherin's coquettish.Now James felt that he needed to apologize to Slytherin, and he had insulted Slytherin by the thought.

Deadpool doesn't have the qualities of Hufflepuff and Ravenclar at all, so there's only...

Oh no!James would never admit that this eccentric man full of nonsense was also a Gryffindor!

"He is still using this old antique, I obviously bought a new computer for him." Deadpool didn't continue to focus on the kitten hiding in the distance, he reached out and patted the heavy desktop computer, completely Like something that was knocked out of the last century, "This guy still works? Looks almost as old as that recently rebaked Captain America."

Who is Captain America?

James had a hunch that more and more strange Muggles were appearing.

"It's really like a garbage dump." Deadpool turned his head and put his hands on his hips, looking at the messy pile of gifts he gave to little Peter in the corner of the bedroom, but he was proud and happy, "But I like to pile up the little spider's room. feeling full."

Deadpool looked around Peter's room, then nodded and said with satisfaction, "It seems that I still have a lot of room for development."

"Don't worry, cutie, I won't forget you." Deadpool remembered the kitten at this time, "If there is a chance, I will secretly bring you a kitten for you to enjoy first. Take a moment. Oh, or, do you like males? I think cats are sexual too? Baby, try them all, you won’t know until you try.”

James: "Meow!" Hurry up and go!

If conditions permit, James will definitely give Deadpool a tongue-stopping curse or a silent curse.

However, James, who is the son of the savior and an excellent model of Hogwarts, is completely unable to release any magic.

Deadpool had already sat on the ground leisurely at this time, holding a cat teasing stick in one hand, and began to chat with the kitten inexplicably.

"I know he is looking for me, yes, I am indeed avoiding him. But I have been paying attention to his whereabouts, like a perverted stalker. Now I can fully understand the mood of those perverted stalkers, you Can you understand, that is, ah, I can't control myself, just like a man can't resist a beautiful butt."

James: "Meow..." Would anyone call themselves a perverted stalker?

"Little peter has the best butt, but his current suit is terrible. But I don't want to give him a new suit, because I don't want the whole New York to see his cute and charming little boobs Hip. And now the little spider doesn't know that I know that he is a little spider, and I don't want the little spider to find out that I already know that he is a little spider. Oh, this is really a bit confusing, do you understand? "

Deadpool also looked at the little white cat intently, and thoughtfully asked him if he understood what he said.

James sighed, and fell to the ground in despair.

Loki, why don't you just come and conquer the human race now... You first conquer this Deadpool, and let me conquer it quickly.

"For you to understand, to me, little Peter is like a walking fish."

James: "..." No, the dried fish is not attractive to me at all.

"Little guy, you don't like this thing?" At this time, Deadpool realized that the kitten was very indifferent to the cat teaser in his hand, "Tell me, what do you want to play, this time I can let you hire it for free I played games with you, and you saved a lot of money on canned cats."

James: "..." Go ahead and play by yourself.

"Let me tell you, little guy, the little spider has a bad habit." Deadpool turned to a new topic, as if he was really having a question-and-answer conversation with the kitten, which was extremely natural , "He is always used to throwing his backpack around now, and I have to stay there to help him look at the bag. I have smashed the head of the guy who tried to steal the bag into the fish tank more than once to wash his mind. And, The little spider is still too friendly, he talks too much to the bad guys. Oh, I understand, I also think it's more interesting to talk during the fight, otherwise it's too boring. But the little spider..."

oh!Merlin!

Did someone cast a talking spell on this guy!Why can this person chatter so endlessly!

Stop now!

James couldn't stand this man's ability to speak out at all.

Please come back, Peter.

"He's become amazing now, Spider-Man, people like him." Deadpool couldn't feel the kitten's irritability at all, and continued to say, "I used to help him threaten the idiots who bullied him in school , if I dare to do it again, I will stuff a football up their ass and seal it with Mexican hell chili powder. Now, little Peter can do it himself."

James: "..." Oh!No!He wouldn't do such a crazy thing!

Deadpool approached the kitten not far away again, and the little white cat lying on the ground immediately stood up, looking like it was ready to run away at any time.

"Little cat, here, left hand."

Deadpool squatted on the ground and stretched out his hand to the kitten.

James: "..." Another damn game!

"Right hand." Deadpool shifted his target to the kitten's right paw, but of course James didn't lift his paw.

"You are so stupid."

Deadpool sighed in such a disgusting tone, and then reached out to rub the little white cat.

James ran away immediately.

Deadpool didn't go after him either, he stretched out his hand and stared at the little white cat with a smile.

"Little guy, your eyes really look like his."

James finally let out a soft "meow", was he talking about Peter?

Then, he thought, you should come see Peter instead of chattering with my stupid cat.

The kitten looked up at Deadpool in front of him. James couldn't see the man's expression at all from the red mask. He really didn't understand why this Wade was avoiding Peter.

Deadpool held his chin with his hands, staring at the kitten's clean pupils, the white eyes on the red and black mask narrowed with a smile.

"Little Peter is great now, he doesn't need me anymore."