When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]
Chapter 4 Diary X Neighbor X Deadpool
James originally wanted to find a way to go to London on his own after the magic of the Transfiguration Charm on him expired, and return to Hogwarts College at Platform [-] and Three Quarters of King's Cross Station.At that time, maybe you should go home first.But if the person who turned him into a cat, no, God, was Loki, then James really wasn't sure when he would be able to turn back into a human.
"Busy with business"?
Only then did James suddenly realize.
Only Merlin knew that during the days when Loki lost contact, James still thought that he had accidentally said something that offended the noble and supreme dignity of the god of Asgard, which made Loki unhappy. .
So Loki hadn't contacted him for so long before, just because he was busy with his plan to conquer mankind and didn't have time to talk to him?
As Loki's pen pal for many years, James also knows what kind of god Loki is.
Arrogant and elegant, indifferent and selfish, full of ambition, unscrupulous, eager for power...and lack of love.
Loki is definitely a Slytherin.
Little Porter, dubbed "the walking Sorting Hat" by family and friends, can be pretty sure of that.
As a Gryffindor, the process of making friends with a Slytherin is not a pleasant one.Even his younger brother, Albus, became estranged from him after he entered Slytherin house.It wasn't that James took the initiative to alienate him, but the child himself began to be unreasonable.Probably entered the rebellious period, as the elder brother James thinks so.
Among the four houses of Hogwarts, Gryffindor and Slytherin are still the most antagonistic.
Not to mention that James, who is a Gryffindor, met Loki who didn't even look down on Merlin, the greatest wizard in the wizarding world.
What is certain is that a Gryffindor and a Slytherin god will never agree.
James also has a preference for the choice of friends, and Rocky is indeed the one that James doesn't like very much.If he met a student like Loki in the college today, James would never want to make friends, let alone become a pen pal.
But when James received this magical diary, it was at a birthday party not long after he became a freshman at Hogwarts.In other words, he was still young at that time, and for a god, he was not even a fraction of his age.Even, even now.
But at that time, young James had a very strange vision.
—he wanted to be the second man to defeat Voldemort.
The whole wizarding world grew up listening to the stories of Harry Potter, let alone Harry's eldest son. The bedside stories of his childhood were all his family members told him how his father defeated Voldemort , and then saved the entire wizarding world story.
Over and over, little James never gets bored.
As the savior's son, James Jr. wanted to be like his father.
Defeat a villain like Voldemort, then heroically become yet another hero to save the wizarding world.
But there is no such a destined opponent, waiting for little James to defeat.
Until—the appearance of this magic diary.
In the beginning, little James really just used the notebook as an ordinary diary to write a diary, until he saw that the handwriting he wrote on the paper with the quill gradually faded away, and there were elegant and gorgeous words that did not belong to him. The handwriting appeared in his diary.
Little James knew that his mother once owned a magical diary, and it was also one of Voldemort's Horcruxes.So the initial reaction of little James was to close the diary in fright, thinking that he had discovered the amazing fact that Voldemort was still alive.
Little James was nervous and a little panicked.
But later, I couldn't help being curious, and bravely opened the diary.
—[Are you Voldemort? ]
--[No. ]
The diary denied it, and Little James immediately believed it.
He wasn't so nervous anymore, as if there was nothing more terrifying than Voldemort in his father's story.
--[then who are you? ]
--[Tell me who you are. ]
At that time, little James answered the diary's questions without thinking at all, with a hint of showing off pride.
——[I am the son of Harry Potter. ]
——[Who is Harry Potter? ]
——[You don’t even know who Harry Potter is? ]
Little James was shocked. He felt that there was no one in the wizarding world who didn't know his father's name.
So he wrote in his diary
——[My father was the one who defeated Voldemort, you must know Voldemort, don't you? ]
--[No. ]
Knowing neither Harry Potter nor Voldemort, little James figured it out.
—[Are you a Muggle? ]
Then there is no reply in the diary.
Looking back now, James thinks that Loki must have lost his patience and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.But at that time, little James was waiting quietly, because he didn't get a reply, so he continued to write
——[I'm asking, you're not a wizard, right?All wizards know about Voldemort and Harry Potter. ]
Because there was still no response, Little James also briefly wrote down the story he knew about Voldemort and his father and told that person.At the same time, he also expressed his curiosity, wanting to know who the person on the other side of the diary is.
After a long time, a sentence loomed on the blank page of the magic diary
--[I am God. ]
At that time, young James simply felt that he had inherited Potter's savior's mission.After he becomes a student of Hogwarts, he will experience various adventures just like his father, and then become a hero.
Little James felt that Loki's appearance was the prelude to this mission.
It is precisely because of this that little James can have a persistent enthusiasm for this diary.
Looking back on the incident now, James felt that his first-year self was hopelessly hopeless.
There was no savior's fate waiting for him at all, but the self at that time was still stubbornly waiting for his opportunity.
But it was precisely because Little James had an extraordinary obsession with the mission of the savior and Loki, the "messenger of fate", that led to him and the gods of Asgard who were least likely to have an intersection with him. Really became a pen pal.Although under normal circumstances, it was just that he wrote a lot of words to Loki, and Loki would only reply with a simple sentence, or a word.
But now, James has long bowed his head to the fate of the savior. The wizarding world is very peaceful, and no one wants to destroy the wizarding world.
James's mind is getting more and more mature, and he is no longer the boy who always says "my dad is Harry Potter".And Loki has not changed in any way, he is still the arrogant and arrogant god.
Loki's character was even hated by James, but there was nothing he could do about it. He and Loki had been pen pals for nearly seven years.
James cherishes his friendship with Loki very much, and all these years, only to Loki, a god who does not belong to Hogwarts, can James pour out all the troubles in his heart to him without any scruples.
——[I really didn't expect that I would become pen pals with an extreme Slytherin like you. ]
—[You should be honored. ]
For the time being, James thought that he and Loki were friends now, and he also thought about meeting Loki, but later learned from Loki that they were not in the same world.Thinking that after learning about Hogwarts from him, Loki probably searched for this wizarding world that he had never heard of, but found nothing.
Loki and James live in two worlds.
And the magic diary in their hands actually connects the two worlds.
But now, James was pulled into this world by Loki.He didn't know how Loki did it, but Loki is a god after all, so it's not surprising that he has some amazing ability to bring him here.
So Loki what does this mean?
Pull him into this world and let him be a witness to conquer mankind?
This is much worse than when Voldemort ruled the wizarding world back then!
and many more……
Years later, James suddenly felt a call of destiny.
He has been waiting for the chance to save the world and become a hero.
Fate seemed to have finally opened a door for him suddenly.
But—he's just a cat now.
As a cat, what ability does he have to save the world?By meowing or by teasing the cat?
Merlin!
Even though he didn't see Loki, James once again felt Loki's mockery of his arrogance...
"Meow!"
James let out a yelp, and buried his head and paws in the pillow.
Now Peter has only one cat in his bedroom, and Peter has gone to school.Originally, Peter wanted to take him with him, but Aunt May immediately saw Peter's thoughts and ordered him to keep the kitten at home.Aunt May and Uncle Ben both went out to work, and they didn't dare to put the kitten in the living room for fear of breaking something, so they left James in Peter's bedroom, which was messy enough anyway.
The kitten on the bed suddenly heard a sound from the window, and suddenly looked up.
"Whoa, look what I saw!"
In the cat's widened eyes, he saw a man in a tight-fitting red and black uniform jumping openly through the unlocked window.
James could clearly see that there were two swords on the back of the man.
Merlin!Who is this person!
Why do Muggle people dress up so weirdly?Are they all wearing such bright red masks?
The man's voice sounded very excited, and he stretched out his hands to hug the kitten on the bed easily, "Is this the wonderful thing Little Peter said? It turned out to be a cute kitten~"
"Oh, little guy, you look so fragile. It looks like you'll be crushed into a soft bloody ball with just a slap." The man said affectionately, and kissed the kitten with its four little paws struggling wildly with his face. Rubbing, "But I believe that little Peter will protect and love you well."
The man sighed, rubbed the kitten's fury face with his hands, and said in an envious tone, "Oh, this is really an enviable thing. Why didn't I get the ability to become a cat? Picked up by little Peter Back home, this is my dream life."
James, whose hair was messed up by rubbing: "Meow..." If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely let you try it.
"Let's forget it." The man said to himself again, "If you become a cat, you won't be able to fly a plane, and you won't even have the fun of daily life. But maybe, you can lick your own bird? It was quite a novel experience.”
James shuddered violently, and Mao Tong was shocked.
"Ah, no, maybe you are a little female cat." The man picked up the kitten and looked at the kitten's crotch carefully, "It seems to be a little brother, but your little bird is too small But no wonder, after all, you are only a small kitten the size of a palm. Don't worry, little one, that little thing will grow up."
The little white cat flung its short legs and struggled to run away quickly, avoiding the scary man in front of it.
Merlin's socks!Merlin's beard!Merlin's fat briefs!What the hell is this man talking about!
"Little kitten, here is a kind reminder to you. You have to be careful with your little balls. Maybe one day you wake up and they will be cut off." The man pointed at the kitten's crotch and wrote back. With a click gesture, he said in a regretful tone.
James' cat body shook, and his heart collapsed to the extreme.
"Come on, cutie, let me introduce myself."
The man didn't realize the panic in the kitten's heart, he waved his hands cheerfully to the kitten, and narrowed his eyes with a smile.
"I'm Little Spider's good neighbor - Deadpool."
"Busy with business"?
Only then did James suddenly realize.
Only Merlin knew that during the days when Loki lost contact, James still thought that he had accidentally said something that offended the noble and supreme dignity of the god of Asgard, which made Loki unhappy. .
So Loki hadn't contacted him for so long before, just because he was busy with his plan to conquer mankind and didn't have time to talk to him?
As Loki's pen pal for many years, James also knows what kind of god Loki is.
Arrogant and elegant, indifferent and selfish, full of ambition, unscrupulous, eager for power...and lack of love.
Loki is definitely a Slytherin.
Little Porter, dubbed "the walking Sorting Hat" by family and friends, can be pretty sure of that.
As a Gryffindor, the process of making friends with a Slytherin is not a pleasant one.Even his younger brother, Albus, became estranged from him after he entered Slytherin house.It wasn't that James took the initiative to alienate him, but the child himself began to be unreasonable.Probably entered the rebellious period, as the elder brother James thinks so.
Among the four houses of Hogwarts, Gryffindor and Slytherin are still the most antagonistic.
Not to mention that James, who is a Gryffindor, met Loki who didn't even look down on Merlin, the greatest wizard in the wizarding world.
What is certain is that a Gryffindor and a Slytherin god will never agree.
James also has a preference for the choice of friends, and Rocky is indeed the one that James doesn't like very much.If he met a student like Loki in the college today, James would never want to make friends, let alone become a pen pal.
But when James received this magical diary, it was at a birthday party not long after he became a freshman at Hogwarts.In other words, he was still young at that time, and for a god, he was not even a fraction of his age.Even, even now.
But at that time, young James had a very strange vision.
—he wanted to be the second man to defeat Voldemort.
The whole wizarding world grew up listening to the stories of Harry Potter, let alone Harry's eldest son. The bedside stories of his childhood were all his family members told him how his father defeated Voldemort , and then saved the entire wizarding world story.
Over and over, little James never gets bored.
As the savior's son, James Jr. wanted to be like his father.
Defeat a villain like Voldemort, then heroically become yet another hero to save the wizarding world.
But there is no such a destined opponent, waiting for little James to defeat.
Until—the appearance of this magic diary.
In the beginning, little James really just used the notebook as an ordinary diary to write a diary, until he saw that the handwriting he wrote on the paper with the quill gradually faded away, and there were elegant and gorgeous words that did not belong to him. The handwriting appeared in his diary.
Little James knew that his mother once owned a magical diary, and it was also one of Voldemort's Horcruxes.So the initial reaction of little James was to close the diary in fright, thinking that he had discovered the amazing fact that Voldemort was still alive.
Little James was nervous and a little panicked.
But later, I couldn't help being curious, and bravely opened the diary.
—[Are you Voldemort? ]
--[No. ]
The diary denied it, and Little James immediately believed it.
He wasn't so nervous anymore, as if there was nothing more terrifying than Voldemort in his father's story.
--[then who are you? ]
--[Tell me who you are. ]
At that time, little James answered the diary's questions without thinking at all, with a hint of showing off pride.
——[I am the son of Harry Potter. ]
——[Who is Harry Potter? ]
——[You don’t even know who Harry Potter is? ]
Little James was shocked. He felt that there was no one in the wizarding world who didn't know his father's name.
So he wrote in his diary
——[My father was the one who defeated Voldemort, you must know Voldemort, don't you? ]
--[No. ]
Knowing neither Harry Potter nor Voldemort, little James figured it out.
—[Are you a Muggle? ]
Then there is no reply in the diary.
Looking back now, James thinks that Loki must have lost his patience and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.But at that time, little James was waiting quietly, because he didn't get a reply, so he continued to write
——[I'm asking, you're not a wizard, right?All wizards know about Voldemort and Harry Potter. ]
Because there was still no response, Little James also briefly wrote down the story he knew about Voldemort and his father and told that person.At the same time, he also expressed his curiosity, wanting to know who the person on the other side of the diary is.
After a long time, a sentence loomed on the blank page of the magic diary
--[I am God. ]
At that time, young James simply felt that he had inherited Potter's savior's mission.After he becomes a student of Hogwarts, he will experience various adventures just like his father, and then become a hero.
Little James felt that Loki's appearance was the prelude to this mission.
It is precisely because of this that little James can have a persistent enthusiasm for this diary.
Looking back on the incident now, James felt that his first-year self was hopelessly hopeless.
There was no savior's fate waiting for him at all, but the self at that time was still stubbornly waiting for his opportunity.
But it was precisely because Little James had an extraordinary obsession with the mission of the savior and Loki, the "messenger of fate", that led to him and the gods of Asgard who were least likely to have an intersection with him. Really became a pen pal.Although under normal circumstances, it was just that he wrote a lot of words to Loki, and Loki would only reply with a simple sentence, or a word.
But now, James has long bowed his head to the fate of the savior. The wizarding world is very peaceful, and no one wants to destroy the wizarding world.
James's mind is getting more and more mature, and he is no longer the boy who always says "my dad is Harry Potter".And Loki has not changed in any way, he is still the arrogant and arrogant god.
Loki's character was even hated by James, but there was nothing he could do about it. He and Loki had been pen pals for nearly seven years.
James cherishes his friendship with Loki very much, and all these years, only to Loki, a god who does not belong to Hogwarts, can James pour out all the troubles in his heart to him without any scruples.
——[I really didn't expect that I would become pen pals with an extreme Slytherin like you. ]
—[You should be honored. ]
For the time being, James thought that he and Loki were friends now, and he also thought about meeting Loki, but later learned from Loki that they were not in the same world.Thinking that after learning about Hogwarts from him, Loki probably searched for this wizarding world that he had never heard of, but found nothing.
Loki and James live in two worlds.
And the magic diary in their hands actually connects the two worlds.
But now, James was pulled into this world by Loki.He didn't know how Loki did it, but Loki is a god after all, so it's not surprising that he has some amazing ability to bring him here.
So Loki what does this mean?
Pull him into this world and let him be a witness to conquer mankind?
This is much worse than when Voldemort ruled the wizarding world back then!
and many more……
Years later, James suddenly felt a call of destiny.
He has been waiting for the chance to save the world and become a hero.
Fate seemed to have finally opened a door for him suddenly.
But—he's just a cat now.
As a cat, what ability does he have to save the world?By meowing or by teasing the cat?
Merlin!
Even though he didn't see Loki, James once again felt Loki's mockery of his arrogance...
"Meow!"
James let out a yelp, and buried his head and paws in the pillow.
Now Peter has only one cat in his bedroom, and Peter has gone to school.Originally, Peter wanted to take him with him, but Aunt May immediately saw Peter's thoughts and ordered him to keep the kitten at home.Aunt May and Uncle Ben both went out to work, and they didn't dare to put the kitten in the living room for fear of breaking something, so they left James in Peter's bedroom, which was messy enough anyway.
The kitten on the bed suddenly heard a sound from the window, and suddenly looked up.
"Whoa, look what I saw!"
In the cat's widened eyes, he saw a man in a tight-fitting red and black uniform jumping openly through the unlocked window.
James could clearly see that there were two swords on the back of the man.
Merlin!Who is this person!
Why do Muggle people dress up so weirdly?Are they all wearing such bright red masks?
The man's voice sounded very excited, and he stretched out his hands to hug the kitten on the bed easily, "Is this the wonderful thing Little Peter said? It turned out to be a cute kitten~"
"Oh, little guy, you look so fragile. It looks like you'll be crushed into a soft bloody ball with just a slap." The man said affectionately, and kissed the kitten with its four little paws struggling wildly with his face. Rubbing, "But I believe that little Peter will protect and love you well."
The man sighed, rubbed the kitten's fury face with his hands, and said in an envious tone, "Oh, this is really an enviable thing. Why didn't I get the ability to become a cat? Picked up by little Peter Back home, this is my dream life."
James, whose hair was messed up by rubbing: "Meow..." If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely let you try it.
"Let's forget it." The man said to himself again, "If you become a cat, you won't be able to fly a plane, and you won't even have the fun of daily life. But maybe, you can lick your own bird? It was quite a novel experience.”
James shuddered violently, and Mao Tong was shocked.
"Ah, no, maybe you are a little female cat." The man picked up the kitten and looked at the kitten's crotch carefully, "It seems to be a little brother, but your little bird is too small But no wonder, after all, you are only a small kitten the size of a palm. Don't worry, little one, that little thing will grow up."
The little white cat flung its short legs and struggled to run away quickly, avoiding the scary man in front of it.
Merlin's socks!Merlin's beard!Merlin's fat briefs!What the hell is this man talking about!
"Little kitten, here is a kind reminder to you. You have to be careful with your little balls. Maybe one day you wake up and they will be cut off." The man pointed at the kitten's crotch and wrote back. With a click gesture, he said in a regretful tone.
James' cat body shook, and his heart collapsed to the extreme.
"Come on, cutie, let me introduce myself."
The man didn't realize the panic in the kitten's heart, he waved his hands cheerfully to the kitten, and narrowed his eyes with a smile.
"I'm Little Spider's good neighbor - Deadpool."
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