When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

When Peter knew from Steve that Wade would bring his cat to his house to look for him at night, Peter immediately asked Iron Man for leave, and he returned home as soon as school was over in the afternoon.

Peter felt that time passed very quickly when he was flying through the tall buildings as Spider-Man, and when he was testing Iron Man's new invention in Mr. Stark's house.But the waiting time at home at this time is very long.

Peter didn't know when Wade would come over, so he just sat by the window sill and looked downstairs.

When it was nearly eight o'clock in the evening, Peter finally saw a figure of a man holding a cat approaching under the streetlight in the distance.

Peter's eyes widened, and he almost jumped out of the window in excitement.

In fact, Little Spider did the same thing. He was so familiar with the act of flipping out of the window that when he saw Wade, who had been missing for a long time and finally showed up, he subconsciously jumped out without thinking about it.Now that he has landed, there is no need to think about the next thing, Peter rushed directly in Wade's direction.

Wade was wearing a dark gray slack shirt and a black leather jacket. He had short black-brown hair and a little stubble on his handsome face.The man held a little white cat in his arms, which was sleeping peacefully. At this moment, he stopped in his steps. Looking at the figure of Peter running towards him in a hurry, the hands holding the cat trembled slightly unnaturally. , which proves that his heart is not peaceful at this time.

"Hey! Little Peter, long time no see!" Wade was the first to speak, and greeted Peter happily, "I really want to hug you and spin you around a few times, but it's a pity that you My Meowba took a good place in my arms."

Peter stared at Wade's face, it seemed that this guy had a good time, at least his face was no different from before.

"Still as handsome as before?" Wade asked with a smile.

Thank goodness the drunken little wizard's spell finally worked, and more importantly he was finally able to talk.

In the past few hours, Deadpool was really going to be suffocated to death. The feeling of being a mute was even more tormenting than being locked up by Ajax.

"It's still a face that deserves a punch." Peter didn't intend to pay attention to Wade's narcissism, and now he really wanted to give Wade a hard punch in the face.Yes, he was very happy to see Wade, but it didn't mean that his worries and anger towards Wade for so long could be simply written off.

"Have you been drinking?" Peter had already smelled the smell of alcohol on Wade's body. He reached out to hug his cat back, but suddenly realized that the smell of alcohol was coming from the cat.Peter looked up at Peter in shock, "Did you make Oreo drink?"

Peter was still wondering why Oreo fell asleep at this time, and then realized that his cat was drunk.

"A little bit? Just a little bit." Wade looked at the frowning little Peter, and couldn't help but tremble in his little heart, and said guiltily.

"Wade! Are you crazy! How can you make a cat drink!" Peter shouted to Wade with his eyes widened in disbelief.

"No, no, no, I did do a lot of crazy things, but I didn't participate in this one." Wade shook his head again and again, defending himself very innocently, "He wanted to drink it himself, I didn't have it at all. Seduce him."

What's more, at that time, he couldn't even speak, and couldn't catch a word. Instead, he listened to James for a long time.

Deadpool has the rare integrity to feel that he's not at all responsible for Kitty's guilt of being drunk.

"He's just a cat! He'll eat whatever you feed him!" Peter said angrily. No matter what he thought, it was Wade's fault. Get somewhere!"

Now Deadpool is really hard to argue with.

Hey, little spider, don't worry.In fact, your cat is a person, and a cute little wizard. He just finished drinking, got drunk, and made a lot of shocking news. Finally, he fell asleep after playing tired.Oh baby, I'm sure he'll sleep well tonight.

Wade said sincerely, "I think he's under a bit of pressure."

Peter didn't want to talk anymore: "..." What are you talking about the stress of a cat?

Compared with the Loki from Madagascar or Alaska, Deadpool felt that his character as a scumbag was much nobler than that of a godly scumbag.At least he won't destroy the world or let his little Peter wander the streets.

If little Peter turned into a cat, Deadpool would definitely carry it in his arms every day as a treasure, and he would not be willing to give it to others.

"Hey, little Peter, this is our precious reunion time, why are we talking about a cat? Shouldn't we hug one tightly first?" Wade smiled and opened his hands. Open your warm heart to Peter.

"Yes, we not only need to have a good talk about Oreo, but also talk about other things clearly." Peter glanced at Wade, but his attitude was not as enthusiastic as Deadpool, "I told Aunt May and Uncle Ben that you Come back tonight, they are all waiting for you, you'd better think of a reasonable reason to explain why you have been missing for so long. Then, tell me what the truth is."

The smile on Wade's face froze. In fact, he was also under a lot of pressure.

"I will never let you escape this time." Peter walked up to Wade with the little white cat in his arms, and kicked Wade's calf unceremoniously, "Let's go, Aunt May and Uncle Ben are still here." Waiting for you to explain the work."

Deadpool: "..." It's time for my brother to show off his eloquence again.

What Wade didn't expect was that the Parker family hadn't had dinner yet, and they were waiting for him to enter the table before starting the meal.

"Cultural exchange?" Aunt Mei at the dinner table looked in surprise at Wade who had finally returned to her eyes after a long absence.

"Yes, I participated in an international cultural exchange project. During this time, I lived in Kathmandu, Nepal. The place is very remote and there is no Internet. I am sorry, so there is no way to contact Peter and you. Of course, also It is precisely because it is so backward that we need to communicate with each other and pass on some culture of the new century.” Wade explained, “The residents there are very friendly, and I also met a doctor friend because of this, and we all affectionately call him Doctor Strange."

Little Spider: "..." Who is this Doctor Strange?

"But you have to tell Peter about this before, don't you?" May still brought it up.

"I told Peter to travel." Wade said.

"And then there is no news?" Aunt May asked.

"I'm sorry, this is my fault." Wade replied, "I didn't expect this project to take so long at the beginning."

Aunt May and Uncle Ben looked at each other, both of them knew that Wade would not do such a sloppy thing, obviously Wade was hiding something.They also vaguely felt that Wade's identity was somewhat mysterious, like someone who performed secret work.

It's not good to get to the bottom of this kind of thing, they should still be considerate of Wade.

"Peter has been very worried about you, and you haven't heard back, which will make him think that something happened to you." Uncle Ben said.

"I promise I will never lose contact again." Wade said immediately, "I'm back."

Then at the dinner table, Aunt May and Uncle Ben didn't mention Wade's disappearance anymore, but talked about some recent reports in New York.

After dinner, Wade went into Peter's bedroom.

"I haven't been in your room for a long time, oh, this is really a good arrangement." Deadpool, who ran to the little spider's house twice in three days, began to pretend to be a stranger. He smiled and said, "Now that I'm back, I think you can make use of these garbage, Peter. After all, it's still quite expensive."

At this time, the little white cat sleeping on Peter's bed seemed to wake up, meowed, turned over and stretched out its four paws.

"The balls are exposed." Wade reminded.

The little white cat shuddered all over, quickly lay on its stomach, then raised its eyes and glared at Deadpool angrily.

"Tell me, what happened to you during this period." Peter cut directly to the topic.

"Peter, don't you already know? I was sick, so I went to receive treatment, and then I recovered." Wade said frankly, "Look at me now, don't you look very good? I am full of energy and handsome Handsome and charming, do you want me to take my clothes off and show you? Still have my eight pack."

"Kama Taj? Mysterious expert, practice?" Peter asked with raised eyebrows.

"I know this is more fake than a sci-fi movie, but it's true, and I can swear to you that Doctor Strange is also true." Wade said with a straight face, these are indeed true, but not my brother's legend .

"Well, assuming everything you've said is true, why don't you come to see me?" Peter decided to compromise the subject of Karma Taj.

"Aren't I here?" Wade asked, spreading his hands.

"That's because I'm forcing you, Wade. If I don't force you, I really don't know when you will come to see me." Peter believed that if he hadn't said so decisively yesterday, Wade wouldn't have Knowing when to come to see him, "You didn't contact me at first because you were treating a disease. Well, then you sent me gifts, one after another, but you never contacted me. Do you think How stupid am I to think there's no reason behind this?"

"You have to give me an explanation," Peter said firmly.

Peter's staring eyes made Deadpool feel that it was difficult for him to tell some lies to get past him at this time.

"Peter, I think we, each have the right to keep some secrets... Well, don't you?" Wade asked weakly in a tone that tried to negotiate.

Peter was silent.

"Hey, Peter, don't look at me like that." Wade said quickly, "I don't want to disappoint you, I don't want to at all, but everyone has their own little secret, right? You must have something too The secret wasn't told to me, was it?"

"You mean, I'm Spider-Man's little secret?" Peter asked back.

Little James was startled awake from his drunkenness: "..." Meow meow?

Wade also opened his mouth in shock: "..." Huh?

"Are you surprised that I am Spider-Man? Or are you surprised why I took the initiative to tell you that I am Spider-Man." Peter sighed. He was still wondering if Wade knew, but now Wade doesn't have such an expression Any doubts, "You already know that don't you?"

Deadpool: "..." I do know that's right, but how do you know what I know! ?

"What other secrets am I keeping from you?" asked Peter.

"...For example, Iron Man's new invention?" Wade thought hard.

"You don't fucking care about that thing at all." The polite little Peter couldn't help but swear in front of Wade.

"Well, indeed." Wade shrugged.

James: "Meow..." But I want to know.

"You're wondering how I would know, you know I'm Spider-Man." Peter looked at Wade.

"Little Peter, I was really scared by you. Did you get some kind of spider mind detector now?" Deadpool was really scared.

"Because Wade, you are not ordinary at all, you are not a good law-abiding citizen at all. I know you must be involved in some danger, you are trying to protect me. Since Mr. Stark easily knows that I am Spider-Man After my identity, I think you should also know. You pay more attention to me than Iron Man does to me." Peter explained, "Of course, that's all I guessed before."

Wade's reaction fully proved his guess was correct.

"I have no more secrets," Peter said frankly. "I have told you my biggest and only secret."

Deadpool was stunned, he didn't expect the little spider to be so honest with him.

It's just super cute and completely beyond his expectations.

"Well, well, I admit, I did get involved in some trouble. Yes, I don't want to involve you. I want to protect you, that's right, Peter, I don't want you to get hurt. Wade had no choice but to say, "Believe me, little Peter, I can handle this matter completely. Give me another half a month, and I will come back immediately and become a good neighbor of Little Spider, I promise you."

Wade made a swearing gesture with a serious face.

However, this was not the promise Peter wanted. Peter held his forehead irritably, "I can protect myself, Wade. You all know that I am Spider-Man now, and I can help you. If you know that I am in In danger, will you not help me? Similarly, I know that you are in danger, but you let me ignore it and pretend that you don't know anything?"

"No, little Peter, you have to understand this question from a different angle." Wade said, "Just like you wouldn't take the initiative to tell your Aunt May and Uncle Ben that you are Spider-Man. It’s the same thing, isn’t it? You know you can do your own thing without them getting involved or worrying about you.”

"Wade, do you know? I want to thank you." Peter stared at Wade in silence for a while, then took a deep breath, "You let me know that being concealed by relatives is very bad, I will tell them now .”

Deadpool: "..." WhatTheFuck!

James also stared at Peter who was walking towards the door in shock with his round cat eyes. The little spider is really a model of Gryffindor's courage.

Before Peter opened the door, Wade immediately grabbed Peter's hand and pressed him against the door.

"No, I didn't ask you to do this!" Wade said in a low voice, "Little Peter, you are so brave that you are too enthusiastic now."

The enthusiasm is so overwhelming that Deadpool can't bear it. I really don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

"Now what else do you have to say?" Peter was really annoyed by Wade's evasion, "You look really good now, but what about before? You have a cancer that will die, And I have no idea. I really feel bad because I don't know if you're dead, and I won't allow this to happen again."

"Wade, I don't need to ask you how you cured your cancer." Peter took a deep breath and insisted, "But I just want to know what happened to keep you running away from me? You Why don't you dare to see me? If you were really as you said, everything was fine, you wouldn't do it, I know."

Wade looked into Peter's eyes, and now he was too close to Peter.

He could see himself in Peter's eyes, but that wasn't his real ugly appearance now.

Deadpool thought in his heart, what a little spider.

A bundle of strands bound him completely, and he was completely unable to escape from being trapped in the spider web.

Although he was quite willing, he was probably the prey he sent up with his shameless face.

However, Deadpool felt that being this prey was very unappetizing.

"...You won't like my explanation." Wade's mouth curled into a far-fetched smile.

"Tell me." Peter said seriously.

Wade put his hand on the door, lowered his head slightly, and kissed Peter.

Peter's eyes widened, his body stiffened, and then he pushed Wade away abruptly, looking at the man in front of him in horror.

"That's why I'm running from you."

Wade was still smiling, but clenched his hands stiffly.

"Close to you, I can't help but want to kiss you."