my hands are out of control

Su Xi pulled his clothes with his hands, and thought of a serious question, where is his beggar's clothes?

Although it is already dilapidated, it is also a very meaningful souvenir that accompanied him from modern times.

Also, who gave him a bath?

............

Su Xi sighed, feeling extremely sorry, never thought that the gentleman who had followed him for so many years would be defiled without his awareness!

Simply, heartbroken speechless.

Su Xi clutched her chest, just about to shed a few crystal clear teardrops for Mr. Jiecao's passing, when suddenly, she gasped, "yawned", and sneezed.

He rubbed his nose and touched his hot forehead, only then realized that he must have caught a cold.

Thinking about it, he had blown so much wind in the air, and was poured cold water all over his head and face. With his small body that hasn't been exercising for many years, it's a ghost if he doesn't get sick!

There seems to be a cold spirit in the backpack, but now he doesn't know where his backpack is!

Su Xi sighed helplessly. He felt that since he came here, the one thing he did the most was sigh, sigh, and sigh.

No!

Su Xi clenched his fists firmly, no matter what, he must get the backpack back!

It contained all his belongings, and if he wasn't by his side, he wouldn't even be able to sleep peacefully.

Su Xi, who had a goal, made a gesture of cheering in front of the mirror, and walked towards the door as if death was at home, ready to go out and talk to that beautiful woman named Meiji, even if he is a mortal, he still has human rights!

Singing the national anthem in your heart, get up!People who don't want to be slaves~~..., Su Xi felt that the great national anthem gave him the strength to charge, he straightened his small chest, and confidently pushed open the door of the room.

Creaking, the door was just pushed open by Su Xi, he stepped out with one foot, the other foot was still hanging in the air, a sharply polished sword made a "swish", only a few centimeters away from his lovely nose .

my darling!

Su Xi's legs were sore when he saw the sword now, and the leg he landed on unconsciously trembled, and he couldn't stand firmly. Bang, he sat down on the threshold.

The great pain was uploaded from his buttocks along the nerves, and finally, passed to his brain.

"Ah~!"

Su Xi couldn't bear it and screamed, grinned and got up again, and quickly rubbed her poor little butt with her hands.

Before he recovered the painful expression on his face, he saw the girl who threatened him with a sword looking at him seriously, but Su Xi felt that she could clearly see the corners of her mouth twitching.

Are you mocking me?

Su Xi suddenly felt very sad, but she still tried not to express it, and said in grief and indignation: "Take the sword! I want to see your magic protector!"

The maid holding the sword still maintained the posture of drawing the sword, and shook her head decisively.

"I really have something important to tell you, Protector Mei!" Su Xi specially emphasized the word "important".

The maid still shook her head.

"Ahem," Su Xi didn't want to give up, and turned his head, thinking about the Demon Lord. Although he didn't know who the Demon Lord was, when he was mentioned by others, he always looked terrified and awed. , it must be more powerful.

"I'm discussing the matter of the Demon Lord with Guardian Mei. I'm really in a hurry. Good sister, can you just inform me?"

Su Xi blinked her charming eyes expectantly.

"Girl." The voice of the maid holding the sword was a little hoarse, but unexpectedly it sounded good: "Guardian Mei told you that you are not allowed to leave this room, please go back."

"Girl?" Su Xi pointed at herself in surprise: "Are you calling me?"

Lao Tzu is clearly a man!

The maid didn't speak, but told him with her eyes that there was no one else around except him.

Su Xi suddenly laughed angrily. Originally wearing a pink dress inexplicably, with rouge on his face was enough to annoy him, but now he is still called a girl, even a saint would lose his temper.

The angry Su Xi even ignored the power of the sword, patted his chest with his hands and said: "Which girl have you ever seen with the same breasts as mine, she's flatter!"

The maid's eyes turned around Su Xi's chest, Su Xi was afraid that she could not see clearly, so she leaned forward on purpose to make this fact more clear.

In just a few seconds, she withdrew her gaze and said in a flat tone, "It will grow up."

Su Xi: "..."

Ha ha.

If I grow up, I might as well just die.

"I'm really in a hurry..." Before Su Xi finished speaking, the sword swished again, and it was on Su Xi's neck.

At the same time, the maid's hoarse voice sounded: "Guardian Mei ordered that anyone who does not listen to dissuasion be killed on the spot."

The cold murderous aura attacked Su Xi in an instant, his face suddenly turned pale, and he forced a smile: "Sister, let's talk carefully if you have something to say, don't frighten people with a sword every now and then, it hurts your feelings."

Phew, her sword was a little closer to Su Xi's neck.

This time Su Xi couldn't laugh, so he could only panic, and said with a wry smile in vain: "No, no, can't I see the magic protector? I'll go back now, hold your sword well, don't shake your hands! "

After saying that, he retreated into the room, watched the maid take back the sword, and tried to close the door with a blank expression.

"I'm really not a girl, I'm a man!"

Seeing that the door was about to be closed, Su Xi still yelled loudly.

The maid's movement to close the door was a little slow, her gaze fell on Su Xi's chest coldly, and as soon as she closed her hands, the door was closed with a "creak".

Only Su Xi resisted the impulse and controlled his body.

What does that last look mean?Are you cursing my boobs to grow?

There is no reason!

Su Xi had no choice but to sit on the bed again, and after hearing this time, in just a few days, he really felt that his life was like a year, and his tears couldn't stop falling down.

When he was in school, it’s not like he didn’t read time-traveling novels. As long as the male protagonist crosses the past, no matter what his strange identity is, he will eventually counterattack to the top with his huge golden fingers, slap countless passers-by in the face, and harvest countless beauties Heart, become a god-like existence.

But what about him?It's also time traversing. Others just passed through after sleeping or something. Fortunately, he fell into the pit and spent a long time in the air before free falling and reaching the new world.

Others have traveled through time, so what spoils his parents, although they are poor now, they will eventually become prominent. Looking at him again, not only was he scared to the point of peeing by the sword, but he was also thought of as a good guy, Han Xuan Xi was sold, and since he was a beggar in black, he could not escape the fate of being a male favorite.

Obviously, he is just a passerby, and all of this has nothing to do with him.

During this period, he calculated that he ate soil four times, was pointed at by a sword three times, was dragged on the ground like a dead dog twice, and was showered with cold water once.

Who has defiled the integrity of the goddess, and her beggar's clothes disappeared secretly, and she can only wear a pink dress with hot eyes.

He was also insulted to his proud gender, attacked by a girl on his chest viciously, and was trapped in this pink horror room thinking about life.

All in all, he summed up the reasons.

Just

He is too weak.

He sits second, and no one dares to sit first. The famous Ah Shao guy can only bow down when he sees him.

Heh, Su Xi laughed rather self-deprecatingly.

He suddenly became homesick. He missed his mother, who was always nagging and sometimes beat him, but loved him very much. He missed his father who was always away from home and worked hard to make money outside, but he didn’t like to talk. That good friend who always cheated him, but came out to help him at critical moments; I miss that......

He began to miss everything in modern times, and felt that even the garbage at the corner of the door was so amiable, and the black cat downstairs that would howl every night in spring was so handsome and handsome, if he had the chance, he would definitely help it Find a female cat to ease its lovesickness.

If——he still had a chance to go back.

This world is too strange to him, and the people in it are all cultivators who can go to heaven and earth. He is a mortal, if he accidentally offends someone, they will make a random move or two, and his braids will be raised.

Hey!

The more Su Xi thinks about it, the more pitiful she feels, the whole body is surrounded by low air pressure, so pitiful, she almost sheds tears when she sees it.

"You, do you want to go back?"

In the empty room where only Su Xi was alone, another person's voice suddenly sounded.

What he said clearly penetrated into Su Xi's ears.

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