my hands are out of control
Chapter 6 God-like pig teammates
Sure enough, the strong premonition came true.
Su Xi was lying behind the bushes, and heard what Han Xuanxi said clearly, making his head dizzy.
"Just blow it, I'll tell you that just behind the bushes, there is a mortal who is about to slip away? Cut, I'm stupid to tell you!"
While talking, Han Xuanxi looked at Meiji proudly, obviously proud of her IQ.
No one spoke, and fell silent.
Su Xi: "..."
You mentally handicapped!
I actually believed your nonsense, lying on my stomach and not mobilizing, but in the end, you actually told them yourself!
"You said..." Meiji raised her arm slightly, and pointed with her finger: "Is it him?"
In the next second, Su Xi felt a force pulling his body, and he was dragged out before he could react.
Then, he was dragged before the eyes of everyone like a dead dog.
Her hair, which was messier than straw, and her tattered clothes, couldn't stand the carpet-like dragging, and she was an honorable sacrifice.The soil kissed his skin lightly, sticking tightly to it, thick enough to fall straight down, and he could vaguely see his appearance.
The whole of an unnamed organism.
After listening to Mei Ji's words, Han Xuanxi turned her head and recognized that this lump was the poor mortal she was talking to just now.
He was shocked and his face turned pale.
"Why did you come out! Didn't you tell you to hide it? Go back!"
When Su Xi heard this, she almost fainted out of breath!
I want to go back too!I was dragged out, okay?
Can't see it!
"Oh." Mei Ji said with great interest, "You are talking about this mortal!"
"No", Han Xuanxi flatly refused: "I don't know him."
"Really?" Mei Ji was very suspicious.
"Girl!" Su Xi suddenly got up and called out, thinking that she must never let this idiot talk again, or she would be killed by him.
Yes, idiots.In less than an hour, Han Xuanxi's image in Su Xi's heart has dropped from a hero to a fool.
"Huh?" Meiji turned her eyes to Su Xi, curious about what he wanted to say.
"Fairy!" Su Xi tried her best to make her expression sincere, and panicked: "I'm just passing by, and I don't know him at all."
Su Xi pointed at Han Xuanxi.
Meiji heard that lotus growing step by step walked up to Su Xi enchantingly, looked at Su Xi who had a strange appearance, and said, "Then you are a mortal, what is the point of coming to the Demon Forest? Don't tell the servants that you are here to die."
"Actually..." Su Xi squeezed out a little, looked down at her own appearance, and cried, "The villain is just a beggar who makes a living by begging in the mortal world. I really can't get along there. Let's do it all over again." I haven't had a full meal once, thinking that the cultivation world is full of immortals, and maybe I will live better, but I came to this place inexplicably!"
"A beggar?" Mei Ji looked at him, believing in him, thinking of her past, moved a little compassion, and waved her hand: "Leave quickly! Today I don't want to argue with a mortal."
Su Xi's face brightened, she quickly said thank you, got up, staggered, thinking about leaving this dangerous area as soon as possible.
Han Xuanxi also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but then he thought about it, demons are bottomless and unscrupulous, and their credit cannot be guaranteed at all. Seeing how pitiful this mortal is, he should help him.
Thinking of this, Han Xuanxi said to Mei Ji with a serious face: "Demon girl, he is indeed a beggar mortal I met here unintentionally, and it has nothing to do with him, let him go quickly."
Su Xi's beating heart fell down again. Fortunately, Han Xuanxi was not so stupid as to be angry with both humans and gods, and there was still hope.
Su Xi's impression of Han Xuanxi just got better, but it turned out that he was overthinking and too naive.
too naive.
Han Xuanxi felt that it was not very convincing, so he added: "Well, he is definitely not the male favorite of the devil who escaped from the devil's palace, so you can rest assured to let him go."
Su Xi, who was already three meters away from them but could still hear Han Xuanxi's words, paused.
"The runaway male favorite?" Meiji put away her casual expression, and her face became serious, as long as it was about the Demon Lord, she would not be careless.
As soon as she stretched out her hand, the demon energy turned into a rope, and Su Xi, who was three meters away, felt a familiar force, and then, Su Xi was pulled back like a dead dog.
Pulled to Meiji's feet.
"Cough cough." Su Xi coughed twice, resisting the severe pain in his body, struggling hard: "I am a mortal, how could I be the male favorite of the devil? Fairy, don't get me wrong."
"Whether I misunderstand or not, it's not up to you." Mei Ji's face darkened, realizing that these two people were running the train with their mouths full of words, and they were all fooling around without saying a word of truth.
"You," she pointed to a companion next to her, "go and wash his face."
wash your face?
Su Xi was stunned for a second, what kind of trouble is this?
"Yes, Guardian."
The man replied in a low voice, walked in front of Su Xi, squeezed a formula with both hands, a large stream of water emerged from his fingers, and poured down from Su Xi's Tianling cover.
Whoa!
Su Xi felt a chill in his heart.
This is not washing your face, it's taking a bath!
After being washed with cold water, the ashes on Su Xi's face were washed away, and his hair was not so irritable, but stuck to his scalp with wetness, revealing his original good appearance.
The tear moles at the corners of his eyes seemed to be glowing. His fair skin and agile eyes were pure and enchanting. Although he was a mortal, his aura was not inferior to that of a cultivator.
The moment Meiji saw Su Xi's appearance, she had already made a decision in her heart, and said to Su Xi affirmatively: "You are my demon king's male favourite."
"I'm not!" Su Xi wiped the water off his face with his hands, and sharply rejected such an inexplicable address as a male pet.
"It looks so charming. I guess it was snatched from the human world by my family at some point." Meiji laughed so hard that I smirked: "I can't help it. There are too many male pets that my family found. I don't remember it." I don't know."
Su Xi: "......"
Good-looking, is it your devil's male favorite?What nonsense, for the first time, I suddenly hated my handsome face.
Hearing Meiji's words, Han Xuanxi became angry decisively, "Meiji, you won't let go of even a mortal, and it's useless for you to find a lot of male pets. You can ask anyone who doesn't know that your demon king won't let you go!" ?”
Meiji's eyes turned cold, she teleported to Han Xuanxi, and hit him on the back of the head with a knife, knocking Han Xuanxi unconscious, and sneered: "Bring it back to my slave, that lifeless thing!"
Su Xi felt his whole body go cold when he saw it, and then he clearly realized that this beautiful woman in front of him was not a kind person, as long as he lifted his finger lightly, he would be dead beyond death.
"Protector Charm." A woman in black suddenly jumped out, holding a black bag in her hand, and said, "I found this behind the bushes. It looks like a defensive magic weapon, but my subordinates have never seen it before." Pass."
Isn't that my backpack?
"That..." Seeing them all looking at him, Su Xi swallowed and shrank her neck, "It's my luggage, oh no, it's my belongings, after all, I still need something to support the scene when I travel around !"
The subtext is that he really has nothing to do with the magic palace, he is just a beggar wandering around.
"Since it's yours, take it with you." Mei Ji said indifferently, she had made up her mind to take this mortal back anyway.
"Yes." The woman in black followed Mei Ji's instructions and put away her bag.
"I..." Su Xi still wanted to struggle, but she was also knocked out, her head tilted, and she lost consciousness.
Finally, a sentence came to mind, which was a sentence he heard every day when he was in school.
Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.
The power of pig teammates is simply beyond your imagination.
The target person was captured and brought back with a good-looking mortal. Meiji was very satisfied and sent a few people to carry them back to the Demon Palace.
She has wasted a long time and has to go back quickly.
.............................
Magic Palace.
in a certain room.
"Hmm~"
Su Xi slowly opened her eyes, touched her sore neck with her hands in a daze, sat up from the bed, squinted her eyes and looked at where she was.
where is this?
Why am I here?
It took a long time before his fragmented memories were connected together, and only then did he remember that he was knocked out and taken away by those people.
So... this is the magic palace?
After Su Xi stood up, she looked around the room he was in.
Pink sheets, pink floors, pink doors, pink gems, and pink...
As long as there are things that can be colored, they are all pink, and there is still a faint fragrance in the air, which is not pungent, but Su Xi smells like it is used on women, or if a big man has this smell, how much Scary!
Huh, Su Xi saw a bronze mirror, in a sea of pink, a white mirror, too obvious.
He walked over curiously, and now standing in front of the bronze mirror, he silently looked at the man inside the bronze mirror.
She has short hair, has moles at the corners of her eyes, and is wearing a shiny pink dress of unknown material. Her face is fair and her cheeks are pink, as if she has touched cosmetics, no, it's rouge.
Su Xi moved, and the person in the mirror also moved. He raised his arm, and the person in the mirror also raised his arm. He stretched his legs, and the person in the mirror also stretched his legs.
He had to accept that this person who looked like a shemale was himself, Su Xi.
He was stunned into silence.
I just think again, are you sure this is a magic palace?
Not Yihongyuan? !
The author has something to say: I sincerely wish you well.
Su Xi was lying behind the bushes, and heard what Han Xuanxi said clearly, making his head dizzy.
"Just blow it, I'll tell you that just behind the bushes, there is a mortal who is about to slip away? Cut, I'm stupid to tell you!"
While talking, Han Xuanxi looked at Meiji proudly, obviously proud of her IQ.
No one spoke, and fell silent.
Su Xi: "..."
You mentally handicapped!
I actually believed your nonsense, lying on my stomach and not mobilizing, but in the end, you actually told them yourself!
"You said..." Meiji raised her arm slightly, and pointed with her finger: "Is it him?"
In the next second, Su Xi felt a force pulling his body, and he was dragged out before he could react.
Then, he was dragged before the eyes of everyone like a dead dog.
Her hair, which was messier than straw, and her tattered clothes, couldn't stand the carpet-like dragging, and she was an honorable sacrifice.The soil kissed his skin lightly, sticking tightly to it, thick enough to fall straight down, and he could vaguely see his appearance.
The whole of an unnamed organism.
After listening to Mei Ji's words, Han Xuanxi turned her head and recognized that this lump was the poor mortal she was talking to just now.
He was shocked and his face turned pale.
"Why did you come out! Didn't you tell you to hide it? Go back!"
When Su Xi heard this, she almost fainted out of breath!
I want to go back too!I was dragged out, okay?
Can't see it!
"Oh." Mei Ji said with great interest, "You are talking about this mortal!"
"No", Han Xuanxi flatly refused: "I don't know him."
"Really?" Mei Ji was very suspicious.
"Girl!" Su Xi suddenly got up and called out, thinking that she must never let this idiot talk again, or she would be killed by him.
Yes, idiots.In less than an hour, Han Xuanxi's image in Su Xi's heart has dropped from a hero to a fool.
"Huh?" Meiji turned her eyes to Su Xi, curious about what he wanted to say.
"Fairy!" Su Xi tried her best to make her expression sincere, and panicked: "I'm just passing by, and I don't know him at all."
Su Xi pointed at Han Xuanxi.
Meiji heard that lotus growing step by step walked up to Su Xi enchantingly, looked at Su Xi who had a strange appearance, and said, "Then you are a mortal, what is the point of coming to the Demon Forest? Don't tell the servants that you are here to die."
"Actually..." Su Xi squeezed out a little, looked down at her own appearance, and cried, "The villain is just a beggar who makes a living by begging in the mortal world. I really can't get along there. Let's do it all over again." I haven't had a full meal once, thinking that the cultivation world is full of immortals, and maybe I will live better, but I came to this place inexplicably!"
"A beggar?" Mei Ji looked at him, believing in him, thinking of her past, moved a little compassion, and waved her hand: "Leave quickly! Today I don't want to argue with a mortal."
Su Xi's face brightened, she quickly said thank you, got up, staggered, thinking about leaving this dangerous area as soon as possible.
Han Xuanxi also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but then he thought about it, demons are bottomless and unscrupulous, and their credit cannot be guaranteed at all. Seeing how pitiful this mortal is, he should help him.
Thinking of this, Han Xuanxi said to Mei Ji with a serious face: "Demon girl, he is indeed a beggar mortal I met here unintentionally, and it has nothing to do with him, let him go quickly."
Su Xi's beating heart fell down again. Fortunately, Han Xuanxi was not so stupid as to be angry with both humans and gods, and there was still hope.
Su Xi's impression of Han Xuanxi just got better, but it turned out that he was overthinking and too naive.
too naive.
Han Xuanxi felt that it was not very convincing, so he added: "Well, he is definitely not the male favorite of the devil who escaped from the devil's palace, so you can rest assured to let him go."
Su Xi, who was already three meters away from them but could still hear Han Xuanxi's words, paused.
"The runaway male favorite?" Meiji put away her casual expression, and her face became serious, as long as it was about the Demon Lord, she would not be careless.
As soon as she stretched out her hand, the demon energy turned into a rope, and Su Xi, who was three meters away, felt a familiar force, and then, Su Xi was pulled back like a dead dog.
Pulled to Meiji's feet.
"Cough cough." Su Xi coughed twice, resisting the severe pain in his body, struggling hard: "I am a mortal, how could I be the male favorite of the devil? Fairy, don't get me wrong."
"Whether I misunderstand or not, it's not up to you." Mei Ji's face darkened, realizing that these two people were running the train with their mouths full of words, and they were all fooling around without saying a word of truth.
"You," she pointed to a companion next to her, "go and wash his face."
wash your face?
Su Xi was stunned for a second, what kind of trouble is this?
"Yes, Guardian."
The man replied in a low voice, walked in front of Su Xi, squeezed a formula with both hands, a large stream of water emerged from his fingers, and poured down from Su Xi's Tianling cover.
Whoa!
Su Xi felt a chill in his heart.
This is not washing your face, it's taking a bath!
After being washed with cold water, the ashes on Su Xi's face were washed away, and his hair was not so irritable, but stuck to his scalp with wetness, revealing his original good appearance.
The tear moles at the corners of his eyes seemed to be glowing. His fair skin and agile eyes were pure and enchanting. Although he was a mortal, his aura was not inferior to that of a cultivator.
The moment Meiji saw Su Xi's appearance, she had already made a decision in her heart, and said to Su Xi affirmatively: "You are my demon king's male favourite."
"I'm not!" Su Xi wiped the water off his face with his hands, and sharply rejected such an inexplicable address as a male pet.
"It looks so charming. I guess it was snatched from the human world by my family at some point." Meiji laughed so hard that I smirked: "I can't help it. There are too many male pets that my family found. I don't remember it." I don't know."
Su Xi: "......"
Good-looking, is it your devil's male favorite?What nonsense, for the first time, I suddenly hated my handsome face.
Hearing Meiji's words, Han Xuanxi became angry decisively, "Meiji, you won't let go of even a mortal, and it's useless for you to find a lot of male pets. You can ask anyone who doesn't know that your demon king won't let you go!" ?”
Meiji's eyes turned cold, she teleported to Han Xuanxi, and hit him on the back of the head with a knife, knocking Han Xuanxi unconscious, and sneered: "Bring it back to my slave, that lifeless thing!"
Su Xi felt his whole body go cold when he saw it, and then he clearly realized that this beautiful woman in front of him was not a kind person, as long as he lifted his finger lightly, he would be dead beyond death.
"Protector Charm." A woman in black suddenly jumped out, holding a black bag in her hand, and said, "I found this behind the bushes. It looks like a defensive magic weapon, but my subordinates have never seen it before." Pass."
Isn't that my backpack?
"That..." Seeing them all looking at him, Su Xi swallowed and shrank her neck, "It's my luggage, oh no, it's my belongings, after all, I still need something to support the scene when I travel around !"
The subtext is that he really has nothing to do with the magic palace, he is just a beggar wandering around.
"Since it's yours, take it with you." Mei Ji said indifferently, she had made up her mind to take this mortal back anyway.
"Yes." The woman in black followed Mei Ji's instructions and put away her bag.
"I..." Su Xi still wanted to struggle, but she was also knocked out, her head tilted, and she lost consciousness.
Finally, a sentence came to mind, which was a sentence he heard every day when he was in school.
Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.
The power of pig teammates is simply beyond your imagination.
The target person was captured and brought back with a good-looking mortal. Meiji was very satisfied and sent a few people to carry them back to the Demon Palace.
She has wasted a long time and has to go back quickly.
.............................
Magic Palace.
in a certain room.
"Hmm~"
Su Xi slowly opened her eyes, touched her sore neck with her hands in a daze, sat up from the bed, squinted her eyes and looked at where she was.
where is this?
Why am I here?
It took a long time before his fragmented memories were connected together, and only then did he remember that he was knocked out and taken away by those people.
So... this is the magic palace?
After Su Xi stood up, she looked around the room he was in.
Pink sheets, pink floors, pink doors, pink gems, and pink...
As long as there are things that can be colored, they are all pink, and there is still a faint fragrance in the air, which is not pungent, but Su Xi smells like it is used on women, or if a big man has this smell, how much Scary!
Huh, Su Xi saw a bronze mirror, in a sea of pink, a white mirror, too obvious.
He walked over curiously, and now standing in front of the bronze mirror, he silently looked at the man inside the bronze mirror.
She has short hair, has moles at the corners of her eyes, and is wearing a shiny pink dress of unknown material. Her face is fair and her cheeks are pink, as if she has touched cosmetics, no, it's rouge.
Su Xi moved, and the person in the mirror also moved. He raised his arm, and the person in the mirror also raised his arm. He stretched his legs, and the person in the mirror also stretched his legs.
He had to accept that this person who looked like a shemale was himself, Su Xi.
He was stunned into silence.
I just think again, are you sure this is a magic palace?
Not Yihongyuan? !
The author has something to say: I sincerely wish you well.
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