I live in Miao Village
Chapter 54 Restart the live broadcast
Xue Yi stood in front of A Yaoduo, shaking his head, feeling a little dizzy, thinking to himself that he didn't drink much today, why did he get dizzy so quickly?Still bravely said: "Ayaoduo can't drink, don't make things difficult for her, come to me."
"You, help Ayaoduo drink?" The young man who persuaded Ayaoduo to drink the most fiercely just now looked at her suspiciously, and then at Ayaoduo.
"Can't you?"
"Okay, okay!" Yang Yongchao pulled the guy aside, "Mr. Xue is really refreshing. Come on, everyone, let's respect Mr. Xue."
"What kind of respect, Xue Yi, she..." A Yaoduo wanted to pull Xue Yi away, but Xue Yi pushed him away, "Drink as much as you want, whoever is afraid of whom!"
Xue Yi felt uncomfortable for a long time, Ayaoduo is so attractive, there are a bunch of people around everywhere, don't think she doesn't know what these people want to do after getting Ayaoduo drunk!
After three rounds of drinking, Xue put the glass upside down on the table, indicating that the wine was all gone, not a single drop was left, and said boldly: "Who else, come, drink, if you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home."
Hearing that tone, he was seven or eight points drunk.Although the Miao people like to drink alcohol, they don't force girls to drink. Everyone respects them, saying: "Drink well, Mr. Xue is really good at drinking, and he is also refreshing. I didn't say anything. From now on, in Changxing Village, you can walk backwards." Okay! Come, come, eat some food and rest! Ayaoduo, you can't hide anymore, Mr. Xue drank so much, you have to drink."
Xue Yi also knew that he was almost drunk, he wanted to eat something and then found an excuse to slip away with A Yaoduo, but he didn't expect that she drank so much for A Yaoduo, and the other party would not let A Yaoduo go .
Taking a closer look, it was the young man who persuaded Ayaoduo to drink the most fiercely. He and Ayaoduo flirted with each other the most the day before yesterday, and suddenly became unhappy.
"Why, can't you have a good drink with me?"
"No, no. Mr. Xue, you have a high level of knowledge, a good personality, and the most important thing is that you are straightforward. I am too happy to be able to drink with you!"
"Then you can drink with me, don't trouble Ayaoduo! Ayaoduo can't drink!"
"Ayaoduo can't drink? Just kidding, Ayaoduo, don't shrink back when you say something!" The young man said and raised his eyebrows at Ayaoduo who was behind Xue Yi.
Is Xue Yixin being so aboveboard when he even wants to flirt?Turning around to look at Ayaoduo, Ayaoduo actually flirted with him. When she saw her, she immediately acted as if nothing had happened, and asked with concern: "Yiyi, how are you? What are you thinking? Very helpful Why am I holding back alcohol! Drunk? I'll do it myself, you rest."
Xue Yi's mind was buzzing, he seemed to be able to figure it out, but also seemed to be unable to figure it out, he only knew that A Yaoduo was going to drink with that young man, his eyes turned red, and he asked: "You really want to drink with him, did I help you? "
"No, no, that's not what I meant. I mean, I can drink very well. It's okay to drink them all. Ah no, I didn't want to drink with him. I just said that I can drink. Don't help me Stop drinking..."
"So you think I'm blocking your luck?" Xue Yiyue became angry.
Ayaoduo supported her forehead, it's over, I can't explain clearly.
At this moment, the crowd started to boo, saying, Zha Ganjing, why do you only respect A Yaoduo tonight? Are you interested in her?
"If you are interested in A Yaoduo, you have to pass my test first!" Village head Yang was also eighty percent drunk, and said with a smile: "A Yaoduo often came to play with us when she was young. I more or less watched her grow up. Big one, give me a toast, and talk about other things, it's not too much."
"I don't pay special respect to A Yaoduo, this, this is not happy, I greet guests, Yang Bo, don't talk nonsense." Zha Ganjing's thoughts were broken by everyone, his face was red from the neck to the top of his hair.
The people didn't believe his words, and the booing became even more lively.
Xue Yi looked at the crowd in a trance, only remembering that the crowd walked rhythmically, surrounded A Yaoduo and Zha Ganjing, sang and danced, their faces were full of joyful smiles, and their mouths were not ambiguous. Booing, as for what they were singing, what they were saying, how much laughter, Xue Yi couldn't hear them all, as if he was deaf, until the crowd pushed Zha Ganjing in front of A Yaoduo and forced them to drink a cup of wine, Xue Yi felt With a bang, all the voices came back.
"Drink, drink, hand over a glass of wine, drink, drink..." The voices came one after another, shocking Xue Yiren's brain.
"I appreciate everyone's kindness, I really can't drink at all." Ayaoduo smiled reluctantly.
"Ayaoduo, don't pretend, if you can't drink, then there will be no one in Danliu village who can drink."
"Drink, drink, Zha Ganjing don't stand still, go to toast!"
"Wait a minute, I'll help her drink." Xue Yi's voice was not too loud, just enough to calm everyone down.
"You? Teacher Xue, stop joking. You can't drink this kind of wine."
"Ayaoduo really doesn't know how to drink!"
"Ayaoduo can't drink? Hahaha..." Everyone raised their heads and laughed.
Xue Yi walked over and staggered, Ayaoduo supported her, wanted to say something, but finally didn't say anything, let her drink the glass of wine instead.
"Ayaoduo, you are too modest, let Teacher Xue drink so much wine for you!" This is the last sentence Xue Yi heard before he passed out, Yang Yongchao said to Ayaoduo, vaguely heard A Yaoduo said proudly: "Why, jealous?"
"Well, she seems to be very special to you, thanks to the fact that you are a girl, if you are a leader, I will definitely fight you!"
Yang Yongchao said he was going to help Xue Yi, but was snatched by A Yaoduo, "Then you can duel with me now, bring the wine! If you can drink better than me, don't ask me what Xue Yi likes, even You can let me chase her for you!"
A Yaoduo put Xue Yi on the chair next to her, covered her with a piece of clothing, patted the mud off a jar of old wine, and said to Zha Ganjing: "Xue Yi drank the wine just now, it doesn't count, you want to chase me , you have to win me!"
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Chinese people always like to show modesty symbolically at the wine table. They clearly prepare a large table of dishes, but they say that it is not respectful to prepare a small amount of thin wine.
This habit is probably doubled by the Miao people. A Yaoduo said directly: I don't know how to drink, not at all.
How did Xue Yi know that Ayaoduo was playful when she was a child, and often drank rice wine from adults secretly with boys, and walked around the streets when she grew up. The Miao people have nothing to entertain guests, they just get two taels of ox horn wine.
After training in this way, Ayaoduo's capacity for alcohol is not to say how good it is, and it is absolutely fine for everyone kneeling on the scene, not to mention these people have already drunk to seven or eight percent drunk!
So when Xue Yi walked in front of Ayaoduo and wanted to help her hold back the wine, Ayaoduo's heart shook violently, it was both funny and moved.
"You believe what I say, huh?" When Ayaoduo carried Xue Yi back to the room, she couldn't help teasing her.
Xue Yi gave a soft "hmm", his always stern face was slightly flushed, his bangs were wet with sweat, and stuck to his forehead, his red lips were slightly parted, A Yaoduo boldly touched her face, Slicked up the bangs, and continued to ask: "Is this the only time you won't slap my hand away, so you won't be afraid of being known?"
"Yeah." There was another obedient answer, and Ayaoduo was very excited by this look of giving and asking, "Does it mean that you won't refuse whatever I do now?"
"Yeah." A sigh-like sound made Ayaoduo's whole body boil.
Although Ayaoduo has a good capacity for alcohol, but after drinking all night, she was a little dizzy, and she kissed her without even thinking about it. Xue Yi was suffocated, and her hands and feet slapped around uncontrollably, Ayaoduo let her go, panting Pressing against her forehead, she said, "You don't want to do anything, I will do something you didn't expect."
Xue Yi: "Yes."
A Yaoduo laughed softly, kissed her on the cheek, and loved her so much, "I like you so much, I like you so much."
Xue Yi still said "hmm", making Ayaoduo wonder if she only knows this sentence, "You also say that you like me, okay?"
Xue Yi only breathed evenly, and said after a while: "Ayaoduo doesn't know how to drink, come to me for everything." Repeated several times in a row.
A Yaoduo kissed her again, "It's really perfunctory, don't worry, I won't like them, and you are not allowed to like them. You too, Yang Yongchao deliberately toasted me, just to trick you into drinking with him, how could you You can be fooled, just like you, and you still want to block the drink for me! Didn't you see that they were all laughing?"
Ayaoduo chattered a little when she was awake, and even worse when she was drunk, she woke up Xue Yi from a deep sleep, "Sleep over there, don't cling to me, it's hot, go to bed early, There is still class tomorrow."
Still have class tomorrow?A Yaoduo was overjoyed, she thought they were still in the small bamboo house in Danliu Village!Seeing that she was covered in sweat, I thought I had to wipe her off, otherwise I would catch a cold the next day.
So enduring sleepiness and drunkenness, she got up to boil water, and when passing by the yard, she accidentally kicked the wooden barrel that the village chief put in the yard. With a bang, Ayaoduo hurriedly helped her up, thinking that everyone was drunk, and probably No one will wake up and go to boil water with confidence.
There are usually sparks buried in the stove in the country, and they are covered with ashes. Ayaoduo turned over with a wooden stick, found the sparks, added some firewood to it, blew it a few times, and it burned. Drink less alcohol, if you drink so much today, you will definitely have a hangover and headache the next day, so I made another bowl of hangover tea for Xue Yi.
When she returned to the room with the tea and hot water, Xue Yi had already woken up, sitting on the bed with sleepy eyes and a trance, looking for water to drink.
"Did you kick this quilt down?" Ayaoduo put down the hangover tea and hot water, picked up the quilt on the floor, shook it, and threw it on the bed. Seeing that Xue was about to drink the hangover tea, she hurriedly said : "Wait a minute, it's hot!"
Before he finished speaking, Xue Yi let out a hiss and woke up most of the time.
"It's hot?" Ayaoduo took the tea bowl and spoon, and said that you don't look serious and omnipotent at ordinary times, you can do anything, you can do everything, how come you are like a child when you are drunk, and you are more rascal than me.
"Thirsty!" Xue Yi looked at her quietly, as if Ayaoduo abused her by not giving her water.
Ayaoduo had no choice but to brag for a while, and felt that it was almost done, so she fed it to her spoonful by spoonful.
"Where's your camera? I should record you like this. If you talk about me as a teacher later, I'll show you like this."
"Do you dare?!" Xue Yi said unexpectedly, she was drunk, but not completely drunk, not so awake that she didn't know anything.
A Yaoduo trembled in fright, and the hangover tea splashed on Xue Yi's collar and chest.
Both of them lowered their heads to look at the place wetted by hangover tea, and then looked up at each other.
"I, I'll wipe it for you." Trembling, A Yaoduo put the towel into the hot water and wrung it dry, thinking how much she had listened to what she said just now while she was drunk, wouldn't she be dead if she heard all of it?Can we still sleep together in the future?
Xue Yi was wearing a white shirt, and the hangover tea was yellowish-brown, with a ginger candy scent, and it smelled good, but it was not easy to wash when it fell on the white shirt. A Yaoduo wiped it and found that it couldn't be wiped off. , I can only wash it, and some hangover tea splashed on Xue Yi's collarbone, flowing down the direction of gravity, and flowing into... the ditch.
"Here, I... also wipe it for you?"
Xue Yi didn't speak, Ayaoduo couldn't figure out what she meant, and was stared at by her murderous eyes, so she had to bite the bullet and continue to wipe. As for the lower part, she had to untie her clothes, but...
"Did you kiss me just now?" Xue Yi said quietly again.
"Ah."
"And said some nonsense?"
"En." A Yaoduo found that her cuteness now was no less than Xue Yi's cuteness just now.
Xue Yi just asked "Hmm" because he drank too much, and Ayaoduo asked "Hmm" because he was scared, but after some inquiries, Ayaoduo was sure that Xue Yi didn't hear anything, and neither did the wine. I'm fully awake, and I don't know if some questions have been asked repeatedly.
So he said: "The hangover tea has flowed in, can I wipe it for you?"
Xue Yi didn't answer, Ayaoduo took her as the default, tremblingly unbuttoned her blouse, every time she unbuttoned one, she felt that a new world was opened, it was so big, it could be even bigger...
Ayaoduo doesn't have the concept of a cup, and the country people don't wear bras, they are all bellybands, so I can't compare which one is bigger, I feel that I have to touch it to be sure, so it's a strange coincidence...
Xue Yi shivered sensitively, without refusing, Ayaoduo lightly held the extremely soft place with her hands, blood welled up all over her body, and then pushed her like crazy...
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This night, the two of them caressed each other's soft and delicate body to their heart's content, touching each other constantly, making the skin touch each other, making the breath blend, and kissing wildly, as if nothing was enough.
In the end, Ayaoduo obviously felt that her lower body was wet, and Xue Yi did the same. Occasionally touching that place, the feeling was particularly strong.
The feeling of wanting something but not knowing what to do is particularly bad. A Yaoduo thought of what those people said during the live broadcast, using hands and mouth, so she tried to touch it with her hands. Xue Yi reacted strongly, and said with red eyes: "What are you doing, who told you this?"
"Don't worry about it, just say, are you comfortable?"
"You! Don't do this!" Xue turned his head away.
A Yaoduo didn't listen to her, she moved her hands for a long time in a daze, and finally Xue Yi trembled all over before giving up.
After the incident, Ayaoduo didn't dare to ask her to help her too, but only took advantage of Xue Yi's falling asleep to do it herself, and then fell asleep with Xue Yishen in her arms.
……
With a conservative and serious lover like Xue Yi, the aftermath is always the hardest. A Yaoduo hardly knelt on the ground waiting for her punishment.
"You're so courageous, Ayaoduo, how could you do this? Who taught you?"
How could Ayaoduo dare to say that those people in the barrage told her? If so, will Xue Yi open the barrage for her in the future?Said I figured it out myself.
Xue Yi almost vomited blood, "Then should I praise you for your extraordinary talent? You are self-taught?"
"No, don't praise me, just don't hit me."
Xue Yi: "You... You really think I'm praising you, don't you? Well, let's not talk about that, did you really get me drunk last night, deliberately saying that you don't know how to drink, and tricking me into blocking it for you."
A Yaoduo really wanted to kneel, "Heaven and earth conscience, you came up to block the wine for me, and I said I can drink it."
"Then you said you don't know how to drink, you can't drink at all?"
"I lied to them, who wants to trick you in!"
"So you're saying I'm stupid?"
Ayaoduo thumped: "I'd better kneel, it's so comfortable!"
"Aren't you convinced? Get up, who made you kneel! Those who don't know think I'm abusing you!"
"I take it." Ayaoduo is really convinced, she has a heart to sleep with Xue Yi, and she really had bad intentions last night, Xue Yi didn't hit her, it was true love, Ayaoduo can only be grateful, Xue Yi Whatever she said, she thought it was ok, but she just hoped that Xue Yi would calm down sooner and not get mad at herself.
What's the use of Xue's anger, she recognizes Ayaoduo whatever she says, and hits the cotton with her fist, what's the point?
"Get up, still kneel, pack up and go back! It's a crime, how can I explain to your mother?" Xue Yi looked at the Buddha with a merciful face, and he sinned heavily. A Yaoduo said that I did it, and you didn't What did you do to me, what the hell are you guilty of?
Xue Yi was furious: "You still say! You're a good boy when you get it cheap, right? I know you've learned everything without a teacher, and you've done everything. You don't need to remind me again, thank you!"
Ayaoduo trembled in fright, packed her things silently, followed her, arrived at the entrance of the village, and asked Xue Yi: "Let's just leave like this, without telling them?"
It's okay if you don't say this, but when Xue Yi said it, he became angry again, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "What are you talking about? You forced me unconscious! Fang Wanyao, you are really huge!"
The more Xue Yi thought about it, the more angry he would believe her. How could she be a local who can't drink? happy!It really pissed me off!
After returning home, Xue Yiyi ignored Ayaoduo for a week, and naturally he didn't let her sleep in the small bamboo building.
Changxing village sent people to repair the cafeteria and school building one after another. Not only the children from the two villages who came to Danliu village to study, but also the children from nearby villages. Those villages also sent some people. People from Danliu village wanted to help together. Those people Say no, the children come to study with you, there are still a lot of troubles for you, so we can do it ourselves.
The village head and the others made a calculation and said that we should be responsible for their food, each family will provide a little food, and just find someone to cook.
It just so happens that it is the busy season of farming and everyone is not free, so Aunt Jinlan said that I am free, and Ayaoduo and I will do it for everyone.
Xue Yi had a dark face, thinking that Ayaoduo had found a reason to come back. Sure enough, after cooking on the first day, Xue Yiyi opened the door of the small bamboo building, and saw Ayaoduo virtuously busy in her room, One will say that this dress should be washed, and the other will say why your desk is so messy, I will clean it up for you.
Xue put his arms around his body, watched her busy quietly, and said, "Don't be so busy, I won't let you sleep here when you're done, just give up!"
A Yaoduo raised her head suddenly, "Yiyi, are you so cruel? My mother has to guard the canteen during the day and has no time to come over. I cook the meals for more than a dozen of them by myself. I am so exhausted that I can't walk. You Take me in, okay?"
Xue Yi: "You're so tired, do you still have the strength to clean up the room?"
A Yaoduo: Oops, the logic is not clear.
Xue Yi: "Since you have the strength to tidy up the room, you should also have the strength to walk back. Your home is not far from here!"
A Yaoduo thought for a while, "My little strength is just enough to tidy up the room, now that I'm done tidying up, I don't have the strength anymore." After speaking, she lay down on the bed, wrapped herself in a quilt, and refused to leave.
"Then I'll go." Xue Yi turned around and left after speaking.
"Yi Yi, I was wrong." A Yaoduo knelt down on the bed pitifully, tears came out all at once.
Xue Yi let out a "tsk", and said in his heart that it was this trick again, "Do you think I will still trust you?"
"I was really wrong!"
"You're right, it's my fault, I shouldn't have believed you from the first time I saw you, but now I still believe it, I really...you go home and sleep, don't bother me!"
"One by one!" Ayaoduo really cried this time, tears pattering.
Xue Yichang took a deep breath, and said to himself, okay, I admit it!The thesis didn't drive me crazy, the witchcraft didn't kill me, it's just you... Forget it, I wanted to get angry, if she coaxed me so easily, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?Who would have thought that once A Yaoduo cried, Xue Yi would be completely helpless.
Even if she's just a trick, even if she's just acting, I'll admit it. I'm unlucky, I've been lied to so many times, and it's not bad this time.
After all, as long as she wants to be with A Yaoduo, she will be cheated for a long time in the future, she must get used to it!
"Okay, don't cry, let's forget about acting, can I stop being angry?" Xue Yi realized that he really couldn't stand A Yaoduo crying.
"You're really not angry, didn't, didn't you lie to me?" A Yaoduo cried so hard, Xue Yi said that I wanted to lie to you, and I can only lie to you, girl!
"you swear!"
Xue Yi: "..." If you want to swear, you should swear, okay?Really powerless to complain!
Seeing that she didn't speak, Ayaoduo cried and said, "I know what I did was wrong, but I really didn't want to lie to you. I winked at you when I said I wouldn't drink, and I also asked you that night No, you acquiesced, I really like you, don't want me, don't ignore me."
"Don't, don't cry, I didn't want you, I'm not angry." Xue Yi didn't expect that she was really crying, and didn't know what she was thinking about during the time he ignored her, and even thought that he didn't want her With these words, I said distressedly: "Don't think about it, how could I not want you, silly girl."
"Really?" Ayaoduo confirmed again and again.
"Really." As long as you don't immediately smile and say that I lied to you, I am old and have a bad heart!
Xue looked at Ayaoduo for a long time, and after making sure that Ayaoduo would not burst out laughing suddenly, she felt relieved. Ayaoduo hugged her and said that if you are still not satisfied, you can continue to pretend to be angry with me and ignore her. Me, and then I can pretend to beg you until you are happy, but you can't really want me.
Xue Yi: "Boring!"
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At noon this day, "Yi Live", which had been suspended for half a month, finally restarted. Xue put his glasses on the opposite tree trunk, and A Yaoduo and himself faced the camera, and said the opening remark dryly, "Hello, dear viewers , I am Xue Yi, the host of "One Live"."
Ayaoduo said excitedly: "Hello everyone, I am the new host, Ayaoduo, I will be with you from now on, long time no see, how are you?"
[Okay, good, the anchor, you finally started the live broadcast, I am so moved, the anchor, she finally started the live broadcast, and she is with Duomei. ]
[Wang cried out, there was actually a live broadcast! ]
[Grandma Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng, the "Yi Live" that you loved to watch when you were young has finally been updated, get up quickly, and Grandma Zeng Zeng Zeng, Grandma Zeng Zeng, Grandma Zeng, Grandma, you all get up and watch! ]
The barrage still has the familiar taste and familiar formula, Xue Yi is not surprised at all, "Today I will broadcast to you how the Miao people build stilted buildings. I don't know much about architecture. Let's see for yourself. If you don't understand Check the information yourself."
[Why does the anchor look cold, are you still angry? ]
[Oh, I'm so angry, sister Duo has grown up, it's time to know something. ]
[Looking at the anchor and Duomei like this, one is stunned, the other is refreshed, could it be...Duomei has applied what she has learned? ]
[Shut up, the one in front, be careful when the host gets angry and turns off the live broadcast again. ]
"Yes, we did it, so what's the matter?" Xue Yi knew that he would come sooner or later, so he couldn't avoid this question, so he simply admitted.
A Yaoduo held her hand, knowing that it was a bit difficult for her to admit this, which was why she was reluctant to start the live broadcast, so she responded sweetly, "Yes, she is super powerful. "
The bullet screen was shocked, and they all said that being so straightforward is not the anchor's style. Duomei said she is super powerful?can't you?Just the shy look of the host?Oh, I understand, I understand, no need to explain, we all understand.
Xue Yi turned black, and told Ayaoduo what are you doing.
A Yaoduo looked like a little daughter-in-law, "I was wrong one by one."
Xue Yi sighed, and comforted himself by saying that he would like to open up, the world is so beautiful, there is no need to care what the barrage says.
Seeing her sigh, Ayaoduo kissed her in front of everyone in the barrage, taking advantage of her unpreparedness.
Xue Yi was stunned: "This is in front of tens of thousands of people, you kiss me? Aren't you afraid that Xiu Enai will die soon?"
Glancing at the upper left corner of the screen: 91, 95, 99, 100 million, okay, break through 100 million easily, you can do it, Ayaoduo.
[Ahhh, it's so sweet from the beginning, what did you and Duomei do, the anchor, and how did you change your attitude so quickly. ]
[My God, seeing Sister Duo kissing one by one, I actually have the feeling that my family's cabbage will finally kiss cabbage, I am very happy for my mother! ]
[I really want to know what happened during the period when the live broadcast was closed, the anchor was tamed so obediently? ]
A Yaoduo looked terrified, "Can't we kiss?"
"No, it's not." Xue Yi was helpless, it was impossible for A Yaoduo not to kiss her, so he could only say kiss her less, don't kiss her in front of so many people, and be careful not to be seen by the people in the village.
"Okay, I got it. It's just that the people in the village can't see it, right?"
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Duomei’s comprehension is perfect, yes, it’s fine to keep the people in the village from seeing it, other things are fine. ]
[Yes, yes, don't worry about us, just treat us as paper people, non-existent, and when there is no one, you can kiss whatever you want, we don't mind eating dog food. ]
"Dog food?" A Yaoduo was stunned. She had never watched the live broadcast, so she had no idea what the live broadcast was like. Although Xue Yi and those people had explained to her many times, she also knew that there were many people watching outside the camera, but The specific situation is really unimaginable, I just think those people are so strange, they have to be fed by Xue Yi, and they have to eat dog food, "Yi Yi, are they poor? Why do they eat what dogs eat?"
Xue Yi glared at the bullet screen viciously, "Don't ask so many questions, they just eat what they like."
"Oh!"
The whole afternoon's live broadcast was like a cross talk, A Yaoduo basically answered the audience's questions, and Xue Yi occasionally said something, like a joke.
The villagers were laying foundations and planing wood, while Xue Yi and A Yaoduo served tea and water, and occasionally handed tools to help them.
A villager who specializes in sawing wood saw half of it, and said that he could not saw it anymore. There were "buffaloes" in this log, which would collapse sooner or later if it was used to build a house.
The barrage asked what a buffalo was, but Xue Yi didn't want to answer, "Ask your sister Duo!"
Ayaoduo flirted with Xue Yi, saying you don't want to be like this, and explained: "The buffalo is a kind of bug, which is specially designed to bite wood. It's a very big one, and it tastes very delicious when roasted. I asked that uncle to split the wood. Look for it, see if you can find it, I can add an extra dish tonight."
The nearby villagers all coveted Ayaoduo's craftsmanship, and when they heard that she was going to cook delicious food, they all came to chop the log and look for "buffaloes".
Seeing that the villagers were very busy, Xue thought of something and asked A Yaoduo: "Is 'buffalo' called wood nematode? It's a white, fat and shiny insect."
"Yes, yes." I don't know if it's called wood nematode Ayaoduo, but it is indeed fat and shiny, and it is very delicious.
Xue Yi: "Eat, I'll go first!"
Audience: "Hey, anchor, where are you going, there are delicious food."
Xue Yi: "Don't ask, and don't search online, especially if you are afraid of bugs, get out quickly! High-energy warning ahead."
As soon as Xue finished speaking, he went back to the room and stayed there. When he came back, the audience said that they vomited a piece, [I should listen to the anchor, it's a pity that the dinner I had tonight was for nothing. ]
[Eating bugs and grilling, the juice burst out when biting, ah, let’s not talk, I will spit again. ]
Some viewers who listened to Xue Yi's words and didn't watch the live broadcast, but after listening to everyone's description, said: [Fuck, luckily I didn't watch it, otherwise I would have to vomit my stomach out. ]
Of course, there are some warriors who think wood nematodes are good, and they have a milky smell when roasted on the fire, so they even spent a lot of money to buy one.
[By the way, anchor, how do you know what kind of scene it is to eat roasted wood nematodes?Early warning of high energy. ]
Xue Yi: "Because I have eaten it." Speaking of this, I have to thank Qian Liwen. Generally speaking, few young people know that wood nematodes in wood can be eaten, and the taste is not bad, especially in Xue Yi's era. Few, but Qian Liwen is well-informed and knows a lot. Once in the forestry factory, Qian Liwen asked Xue Yi to split a piece of wood that was almost rotten, and asked her to find out the wood nematodes inside and roast it. Eat it, it's delicious.
Xue Yi felt that since wood nematodes could be eaten, their appearance would not be too bad, so he did it. Unexpectedly, the worms were fat and fat, and if they accidentally stepped on them, they would splash juice. The scene is a must for a horror movie. .
Qian Liwen even had a look of pity, saying how much delicious food you stomped on.Since then, Xue Yi has a psychological shadow, and he has a psychological shadow for the old man.
After hearing what Xue Yi said, Ayaoduo and the others expressed great sympathy and understanding. Some people think it's delicious, and some people think it's terrible. There's no need to force it, as long as they don't attack each other.
[By the way, Professor Qian Liwen hasn't shown up for a long time, so nothing will happen, right? ]
[No way, I read the news that he attended an academic event yesterday. ]
Xue Yi: "The boss must be very busy. Since you don't show up, don't call him. Let him take a good rest. Today's live broadcast ends here!"
[Xue Yi! ] The barrage track that Qian Liwen often used had a lot less messages, only one barrage said: [Don’t try to run away, what happened to the things you were asked to study? ]
"Ayaoduo, let's go, we should go back to sleep, good night everyone."
[Don't try to run!Have you been patronizing and dating these two days? ]
[Stop for me, don't try to close the barrage! ] Seeing Xue Yi pretending not to see, Qian Liwen simply occupied all five tracks and posted the same content.
Xue Yi: "Lord, do you know how much the five tracks cost?"
Qian Liwen: [How is the progress of the research? ]
Xue Yi: "I found nothing. As you know, the Miao people don't have a systematic and widely circulated text, and nothing is left. How can I study it?"
[Then go to the nearby towns and look for it, the Han people around will always record something. ]
Xue Yi: "Busy, don't you see that I want to study in a school?"
Qian Liwen: [Busy?I think you are busy dating, right? ]
As soon as Xue Yi wanted to say something, A Yaoduo said, "Grandpa, don't you like me being with Xue Yi? The food I cook doesn't taste good?"
[this……]
"Just now you bought wood nematodes to eat, and you praised me for making delicious ones! Then I won't make delicious ones for you in the future."
[Don't don't...] Qian Liwen is an old guy who doesn't care about anything he has to eat. He bought most of the Moutai wine before the Qingming Festival and the gray rice dumplings for the Dragon Boat Festival, but he didn't have the nerve to tell Xue Yi that this would happen. A Yaoduo saw it, and said: [I like you, but I like you, Xue Yi can meet you, I am too happy, how can I not like you, I pointed Xue Yi back, you give me every day I cook delicious food! ]
"Then you still force Yiyi to do research? If she's not happy, I'm not happy either. If I'm not happy, I won't make delicious food for you, and I won't let Yiyi sell Moutai."
Qian Liwen: [Don't, can I stop asking?Xue Yi, hello!good!talk!love!like! !good!good!build!study!Church!As for the research, let's talk about it! ]
Qian Liwen's gnashing of teeth almost killed Xue Yi, but Ayaoduo was dissatisfied and said, "But what should you do if you are in a hurry?"
Qian Liwen took a deep breath, "Don't worry, don't worry!"
A Yaoduo clapped her hands, "Then it's settled! You are an old professor, so you should be able to keep your word, right? You can write all the thesis, and you can handle the graduation as usual, no problem, right?"
Qian Liwen sighed, "No problem." Letting go of the occupied barrage track, he resented how he found such a powerful daughter-in-law, she was not cute at all.
Xue Yi's voice-over: You also know how powerful it is?Do you know what kind of life I live?
The school has been built for more than half a month, and the foundation has almost been laid. At the critical moment of erecting the beams, Xue woke up early in the morning, packed up his things and told Ayaoduo to come over early, and found a few paintings that Ayaoduo hid in a drawer. After a closer look, it is a mold drawing for making silver ornaments.
"How did you start drawing stencils? Didn't you say that you will talk about it after you graduate from college?"
A Yaoduo hurried over and hid those drawings, saying that I will draw them first and keep them, otherwise what if I forget them after graduating from university in four years?
Xue Yi: Like a reason, but it's too urgent, and when did she draw it, why did she hide it from me?I’m afraid I started doing this while I was in college, and I thought of something I hadn’t asked before, “Where did you volunteer? It’s been so long, the admission letter should come down, right?”
A Yaoduo didn't speak, Xue always felt that it was time to finish, and said that if you intentionally mess up the exam or report to a school, you can repeat the exam for me, don't say anything reluctant to leave, I have to take care of your mother!If you're so short-sighted, don't bother me.
A Yaoduo: "I didn't. I applied to the best school in the province. Although I didn't go outside the province, the professional ranking of that school is better than the schools outside the province."
"You applied for XX University?"
"Ah."
"Then why didn't you tell me?" Xue Yi always felt that there was something tricky, and he didn't find out where the trick was until the admission notice came out. A Yaoduo applied for the agronomy of XX University, which is really ranked well in the country, but it's just a local They are all farmers, and they look down on this major. They say that their ancestors have been farmers for generations. After studying hard for 12 years, you are still a farmer. What's the point of reading?
Xue Yi didn't think there was anything wrong, but she hoped that Ayaoduo could apply for her favorite major, but Ayaoduo obviously didn't like this major, but the new campus of this major will be built on the opposite side of Longchang Town , it is close to home, and you can come back often, so Ayaoduo chose this major.
A Yao
"You, help Ayaoduo drink?" The young man who persuaded Ayaoduo to drink the most fiercely just now looked at her suspiciously, and then at Ayaoduo.
"Can't you?"
"Okay, okay!" Yang Yongchao pulled the guy aside, "Mr. Xue is really refreshing. Come on, everyone, let's respect Mr. Xue."
"What kind of respect, Xue Yi, she..." A Yaoduo wanted to pull Xue Yi away, but Xue Yi pushed him away, "Drink as much as you want, whoever is afraid of whom!"
Xue Yi felt uncomfortable for a long time, Ayaoduo is so attractive, there are a bunch of people around everywhere, don't think she doesn't know what these people want to do after getting Ayaoduo drunk!
After three rounds of drinking, Xue put the glass upside down on the table, indicating that the wine was all gone, not a single drop was left, and said boldly: "Who else, come, drink, if you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home."
Hearing that tone, he was seven or eight points drunk.Although the Miao people like to drink alcohol, they don't force girls to drink. Everyone respects them, saying: "Drink well, Mr. Xue is really good at drinking, and he is also refreshing. I didn't say anything. From now on, in Changxing Village, you can walk backwards." Okay! Come, come, eat some food and rest! Ayaoduo, you can't hide anymore, Mr. Xue drank so much, you have to drink."
Xue Yi also knew that he was almost drunk, he wanted to eat something and then found an excuse to slip away with A Yaoduo, but he didn't expect that she drank so much for A Yaoduo, and the other party would not let A Yaoduo go .
Taking a closer look, it was the young man who persuaded Ayaoduo to drink the most fiercely. He and Ayaoduo flirted with each other the most the day before yesterday, and suddenly became unhappy.
"Why, can't you have a good drink with me?"
"No, no. Mr. Xue, you have a high level of knowledge, a good personality, and the most important thing is that you are straightforward. I am too happy to be able to drink with you!"
"Then you can drink with me, don't trouble Ayaoduo! Ayaoduo can't drink!"
"Ayaoduo can't drink? Just kidding, Ayaoduo, don't shrink back when you say something!" The young man said and raised his eyebrows at Ayaoduo who was behind Xue Yi.
Is Xue Yixin being so aboveboard when he even wants to flirt?Turning around to look at Ayaoduo, Ayaoduo actually flirted with him. When she saw her, she immediately acted as if nothing had happened, and asked with concern: "Yiyi, how are you? What are you thinking? Very helpful Why am I holding back alcohol! Drunk? I'll do it myself, you rest."
Xue Yi's mind was buzzing, he seemed to be able to figure it out, but also seemed to be unable to figure it out, he only knew that A Yaoduo was going to drink with that young man, his eyes turned red, and he asked: "You really want to drink with him, did I help you? "
"No, no, that's not what I meant. I mean, I can drink very well. It's okay to drink them all. Ah no, I didn't want to drink with him. I just said that I can drink. Don't help me Stop drinking..."
"So you think I'm blocking your luck?" Xue Yiyue became angry.
Ayaoduo supported her forehead, it's over, I can't explain clearly.
At this moment, the crowd started to boo, saying, Zha Ganjing, why do you only respect A Yaoduo tonight? Are you interested in her?
"If you are interested in A Yaoduo, you have to pass my test first!" Village head Yang was also eighty percent drunk, and said with a smile: "A Yaoduo often came to play with us when she was young. I more or less watched her grow up. Big one, give me a toast, and talk about other things, it's not too much."
"I don't pay special respect to A Yaoduo, this, this is not happy, I greet guests, Yang Bo, don't talk nonsense." Zha Ganjing's thoughts were broken by everyone, his face was red from the neck to the top of his hair.
The people didn't believe his words, and the booing became even more lively.
Xue Yi looked at the crowd in a trance, only remembering that the crowd walked rhythmically, surrounded A Yaoduo and Zha Ganjing, sang and danced, their faces were full of joyful smiles, and their mouths were not ambiguous. Booing, as for what they were singing, what they were saying, how much laughter, Xue Yi couldn't hear them all, as if he was deaf, until the crowd pushed Zha Ganjing in front of A Yaoduo and forced them to drink a cup of wine, Xue Yi felt With a bang, all the voices came back.
"Drink, drink, hand over a glass of wine, drink, drink..." The voices came one after another, shocking Xue Yiren's brain.
"I appreciate everyone's kindness, I really can't drink at all." Ayaoduo smiled reluctantly.
"Ayaoduo, don't pretend, if you can't drink, then there will be no one in Danliu village who can drink."
"Drink, drink, Zha Ganjing don't stand still, go to toast!"
"Wait a minute, I'll help her drink." Xue Yi's voice was not too loud, just enough to calm everyone down.
"You? Teacher Xue, stop joking. You can't drink this kind of wine."
"Ayaoduo really doesn't know how to drink!"
"Ayaoduo can't drink? Hahaha..." Everyone raised their heads and laughed.
Xue Yi walked over and staggered, Ayaoduo supported her, wanted to say something, but finally didn't say anything, let her drink the glass of wine instead.
"Ayaoduo, you are too modest, let Teacher Xue drink so much wine for you!" This is the last sentence Xue Yi heard before he passed out, Yang Yongchao said to Ayaoduo, vaguely heard A Yaoduo said proudly: "Why, jealous?"
"Well, she seems to be very special to you, thanks to the fact that you are a girl, if you are a leader, I will definitely fight you!"
Yang Yongchao said he was going to help Xue Yi, but was snatched by A Yaoduo, "Then you can duel with me now, bring the wine! If you can drink better than me, don't ask me what Xue Yi likes, even You can let me chase her for you!"
A Yaoduo put Xue Yi on the chair next to her, covered her with a piece of clothing, patted the mud off a jar of old wine, and said to Zha Ganjing: "Xue Yi drank the wine just now, it doesn't count, you want to chase me , you have to win me!"
……
Chinese people always like to show modesty symbolically at the wine table. They clearly prepare a large table of dishes, but they say that it is not respectful to prepare a small amount of thin wine.
This habit is probably doubled by the Miao people. A Yaoduo said directly: I don't know how to drink, not at all.
How did Xue Yi know that Ayaoduo was playful when she was a child, and often drank rice wine from adults secretly with boys, and walked around the streets when she grew up. The Miao people have nothing to entertain guests, they just get two taels of ox horn wine.
After training in this way, Ayaoduo's capacity for alcohol is not to say how good it is, and it is absolutely fine for everyone kneeling on the scene, not to mention these people have already drunk to seven or eight percent drunk!
So when Xue Yi walked in front of Ayaoduo and wanted to help her hold back the wine, Ayaoduo's heart shook violently, it was both funny and moved.
"You believe what I say, huh?" When Ayaoduo carried Xue Yi back to the room, she couldn't help teasing her.
Xue Yi gave a soft "hmm", his always stern face was slightly flushed, his bangs were wet with sweat, and stuck to his forehead, his red lips were slightly parted, A Yaoduo boldly touched her face, Slicked up the bangs, and continued to ask: "Is this the only time you won't slap my hand away, so you won't be afraid of being known?"
"Yeah." There was another obedient answer, and Ayaoduo was very excited by this look of giving and asking, "Does it mean that you won't refuse whatever I do now?"
"Yeah." A sigh-like sound made Ayaoduo's whole body boil.
Although Ayaoduo has a good capacity for alcohol, but after drinking all night, she was a little dizzy, and she kissed her without even thinking about it. Xue Yi was suffocated, and her hands and feet slapped around uncontrollably, Ayaoduo let her go, panting Pressing against her forehead, she said, "You don't want to do anything, I will do something you didn't expect."
Xue Yi: "Yes."
A Yaoduo laughed softly, kissed her on the cheek, and loved her so much, "I like you so much, I like you so much."
Xue Yi still said "hmm", making Ayaoduo wonder if she only knows this sentence, "You also say that you like me, okay?"
Xue Yi only breathed evenly, and said after a while: "Ayaoduo doesn't know how to drink, come to me for everything." Repeated several times in a row.
A Yaoduo kissed her again, "It's really perfunctory, don't worry, I won't like them, and you are not allowed to like them. You too, Yang Yongchao deliberately toasted me, just to trick you into drinking with him, how could you You can be fooled, just like you, and you still want to block the drink for me! Didn't you see that they were all laughing?"
Ayaoduo chattered a little when she was awake, and even worse when she was drunk, she woke up Xue Yi from a deep sleep, "Sleep over there, don't cling to me, it's hot, go to bed early, There is still class tomorrow."
Still have class tomorrow?A Yaoduo was overjoyed, she thought they were still in the small bamboo house in Danliu Village!Seeing that she was covered in sweat, I thought I had to wipe her off, otherwise I would catch a cold the next day.
So enduring sleepiness and drunkenness, she got up to boil water, and when passing by the yard, she accidentally kicked the wooden barrel that the village chief put in the yard. With a bang, Ayaoduo hurriedly helped her up, thinking that everyone was drunk, and probably No one will wake up and go to boil water with confidence.
There are usually sparks buried in the stove in the country, and they are covered with ashes. Ayaoduo turned over with a wooden stick, found the sparks, added some firewood to it, blew it a few times, and it burned. Drink less alcohol, if you drink so much today, you will definitely have a hangover and headache the next day, so I made another bowl of hangover tea for Xue Yi.
When she returned to the room with the tea and hot water, Xue Yi had already woken up, sitting on the bed with sleepy eyes and a trance, looking for water to drink.
"Did you kick this quilt down?" Ayaoduo put down the hangover tea and hot water, picked up the quilt on the floor, shook it, and threw it on the bed. Seeing that Xue was about to drink the hangover tea, she hurriedly said : "Wait a minute, it's hot!"
Before he finished speaking, Xue Yi let out a hiss and woke up most of the time.
"It's hot?" Ayaoduo took the tea bowl and spoon, and said that you don't look serious and omnipotent at ordinary times, you can do anything, you can do everything, how come you are like a child when you are drunk, and you are more rascal than me.
"Thirsty!" Xue Yi looked at her quietly, as if Ayaoduo abused her by not giving her water.
Ayaoduo had no choice but to brag for a while, and felt that it was almost done, so she fed it to her spoonful by spoonful.
"Where's your camera? I should record you like this. If you talk about me as a teacher later, I'll show you like this."
"Do you dare?!" Xue Yi said unexpectedly, she was drunk, but not completely drunk, not so awake that she didn't know anything.
A Yaoduo trembled in fright, and the hangover tea splashed on Xue Yi's collar and chest.
Both of them lowered their heads to look at the place wetted by hangover tea, and then looked up at each other.
"I, I'll wipe it for you." Trembling, A Yaoduo put the towel into the hot water and wrung it dry, thinking how much she had listened to what she said just now while she was drunk, wouldn't she be dead if she heard all of it?Can we still sleep together in the future?
Xue Yi was wearing a white shirt, and the hangover tea was yellowish-brown, with a ginger candy scent, and it smelled good, but it was not easy to wash when it fell on the white shirt. A Yaoduo wiped it and found that it couldn't be wiped off. , I can only wash it, and some hangover tea splashed on Xue Yi's collarbone, flowing down the direction of gravity, and flowing into... the ditch.
"Here, I... also wipe it for you?"
Xue Yi didn't speak, Ayaoduo couldn't figure out what she meant, and was stared at by her murderous eyes, so she had to bite the bullet and continue to wipe. As for the lower part, she had to untie her clothes, but...
"Did you kiss me just now?" Xue Yi said quietly again.
"Ah."
"And said some nonsense?"
"En." A Yaoduo found that her cuteness now was no less than Xue Yi's cuteness just now.
Xue Yi just asked "Hmm" because he drank too much, and Ayaoduo asked "Hmm" because he was scared, but after some inquiries, Ayaoduo was sure that Xue Yi didn't hear anything, and neither did the wine. I'm fully awake, and I don't know if some questions have been asked repeatedly.
So he said: "The hangover tea has flowed in, can I wipe it for you?"
Xue Yi didn't answer, Ayaoduo took her as the default, tremblingly unbuttoned her blouse, every time she unbuttoned one, she felt that a new world was opened, it was so big, it could be even bigger...
Ayaoduo doesn't have the concept of a cup, and the country people don't wear bras, they are all bellybands, so I can't compare which one is bigger, I feel that I have to touch it to be sure, so it's a strange coincidence...
Xue Yi shivered sensitively, without refusing, Ayaoduo lightly held the extremely soft place with her hands, blood welled up all over her body, and then pushed her like crazy...
****
This night, the two of them caressed each other's soft and delicate body to their heart's content, touching each other constantly, making the skin touch each other, making the breath blend, and kissing wildly, as if nothing was enough.
In the end, Ayaoduo obviously felt that her lower body was wet, and Xue Yi did the same. Occasionally touching that place, the feeling was particularly strong.
The feeling of wanting something but not knowing what to do is particularly bad. A Yaoduo thought of what those people said during the live broadcast, using hands and mouth, so she tried to touch it with her hands. Xue Yi reacted strongly, and said with red eyes: "What are you doing, who told you this?"
"Don't worry about it, just say, are you comfortable?"
"You! Don't do this!" Xue turned his head away.
A Yaoduo didn't listen to her, she moved her hands for a long time in a daze, and finally Xue Yi trembled all over before giving up.
After the incident, Ayaoduo didn't dare to ask her to help her too, but only took advantage of Xue Yi's falling asleep to do it herself, and then fell asleep with Xue Yishen in her arms.
……
With a conservative and serious lover like Xue Yi, the aftermath is always the hardest. A Yaoduo hardly knelt on the ground waiting for her punishment.
"You're so courageous, Ayaoduo, how could you do this? Who taught you?"
How could Ayaoduo dare to say that those people in the barrage told her? If so, will Xue Yi open the barrage for her in the future?Said I figured it out myself.
Xue Yi almost vomited blood, "Then should I praise you for your extraordinary talent? You are self-taught?"
"No, don't praise me, just don't hit me."
Xue Yi: "You... You really think I'm praising you, don't you? Well, let's not talk about that, did you really get me drunk last night, deliberately saying that you don't know how to drink, and tricking me into blocking it for you."
A Yaoduo really wanted to kneel, "Heaven and earth conscience, you came up to block the wine for me, and I said I can drink it."
"Then you said you don't know how to drink, you can't drink at all?"
"I lied to them, who wants to trick you in!"
"So you're saying I'm stupid?"
Ayaoduo thumped: "I'd better kneel, it's so comfortable!"
"Aren't you convinced? Get up, who made you kneel! Those who don't know think I'm abusing you!"
"I take it." Ayaoduo is really convinced, she has a heart to sleep with Xue Yi, and she really had bad intentions last night, Xue Yi didn't hit her, it was true love, Ayaoduo can only be grateful, Xue Yi Whatever she said, she thought it was ok, but she just hoped that Xue Yi would calm down sooner and not get mad at herself.
What's the use of Xue's anger, she recognizes Ayaoduo whatever she says, and hits the cotton with her fist, what's the point?
"Get up, still kneel, pack up and go back! It's a crime, how can I explain to your mother?" Xue Yi looked at the Buddha with a merciful face, and he sinned heavily. A Yaoduo said that I did it, and you didn't What did you do to me, what the hell are you guilty of?
Xue Yi was furious: "You still say! You're a good boy when you get it cheap, right? I know you've learned everything without a teacher, and you've done everything. You don't need to remind me again, thank you!"
Ayaoduo trembled in fright, packed her things silently, followed her, arrived at the entrance of the village, and asked Xue Yi: "Let's just leave like this, without telling them?"
It's okay if you don't say this, but when Xue Yi said it, he became angry again, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "What are you talking about? You forced me unconscious! Fang Wanyao, you are really huge!"
The more Xue Yi thought about it, the more angry he would believe her. How could she be a local who can't drink? happy!It really pissed me off!
After returning home, Xue Yiyi ignored Ayaoduo for a week, and naturally he didn't let her sleep in the small bamboo building.
Changxing village sent people to repair the cafeteria and school building one after another. Not only the children from the two villages who came to Danliu village to study, but also the children from nearby villages. Those villages also sent some people. People from Danliu village wanted to help together. Those people Say no, the children come to study with you, there are still a lot of troubles for you, so we can do it ourselves.
The village head and the others made a calculation and said that we should be responsible for their food, each family will provide a little food, and just find someone to cook.
It just so happens that it is the busy season of farming and everyone is not free, so Aunt Jinlan said that I am free, and Ayaoduo and I will do it for everyone.
Xue Yi had a dark face, thinking that Ayaoduo had found a reason to come back. Sure enough, after cooking on the first day, Xue Yiyi opened the door of the small bamboo building, and saw Ayaoduo virtuously busy in her room, One will say that this dress should be washed, and the other will say why your desk is so messy, I will clean it up for you.
Xue put his arms around his body, watched her busy quietly, and said, "Don't be so busy, I won't let you sleep here when you're done, just give up!"
A Yaoduo raised her head suddenly, "Yiyi, are you so cruel? My mother has to guard the canteen during the day and has no time to come over. I cook the meals for more than a dozen of them by myself. I am so exhausted that I can't walk. You Take me in, okay?"
Xue Yi: "You're so tired, do you still have the strength to clean up the room?"
A Yaoduo: Oops, the logic is not clear.
Xue Yi: "Since you have the strength to tidy up the room, you should also have the strength to walk back. Your home is not far from here!"
A Yaoduo thought for a while, "My little strength is just enough to tidy up the room, now that I'm done tidying up, I don't have the strength anymore." After speaking, she lay down on the bed, wrapped herself in a quilt, and refused to leave.
"Then I'll go." Xue Yi turned around and left after speaking.
"Yi Yi, I was wrong." A Yaoduo knelt down on the bed pitifully, tears came out all at once.
Xue Yi let out a "tsk", and said in his heart that it was this trick again, "Do you think I will still trust you?"
"I was really wrong!"
"You're right, it's my fault, I shouldn't have believed you from the first time I saw you, but now I still believe it, I really...you go home and sleep, don't bother me!"
"One by one!" Ayaoduo really cried this time, tears pattering.
Xue Yichang took a deep breath, and said to himself, okay, I admit it!The thesis didn't drive me crazy, the witchcraft didn't kill me, it's just you... Forget it, I wanted to get angry, if she coaxed me so easily, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?Who would have thought that once A Yaoduo cried, Xue Yi would be completely helpless.
Even if she's just a trick, even if she's just acting, I'll admit it. I'm unlucky, I've been lied to so many times, and it's not bad this time.
After all, as long as she wants to be with A Yaoduo, she will be cheated for a long time in the future, she must get used to it!
"Okay, don't cry, let's forget about acting, can I stop being angry?" Xue Yi realized that he really couldn't stand A Yaoduo crying.
"You're really not angry, didn't, didn't you lie to me?" A Yaoduo cried so hard, Xue Yi said that I wanted to lie to you, and I can only lie to you, girl!
"you swear!"
Xue Yi: "..." If you want to swear, you should swear, okay?Really powerless to complain!
Seeing that she didn't speak, Ayaoduo cried and said, "I know what I did was wrong, but I really didn't want to lie to you. I winked at you when I said I wouldn't drink, and I also asked you that night No, you acquiesced, I really like you, don't want me, don't ignore me."
"Don't, don't cry, I didn't want you, I'm not angry." Xue Yi didn't expect that she was really crying, and didn't know what she was thinking about during the time he ignored her, and even thought that he didn't want her With these words, I said distressedly: "Don't think about it, how could I not want you, silly girl."
"Really?" Ayaoduo confirmed again and again.
"Really." As long as you don't immediately smile and say that I lied to you, I am old and have a bad heart!
Xue looked at Ayaoduo for a long time, and after making sure that Ayaoduo would not burst out laughing suddenly, she felt relieved. Ayaoduo hugged her and said that if you are still not satisfied, you can continue to pretend to be angry with me and ignore her. Me, and then I can pretend to beg you until you are happy, but you can't really want me.
Xue Yi: "Boring!"
****
At noon this day, "Yi Live", which had been suspended for half a month, finally restarted. Xue put his glasses on the opposite tree trunk, and A Yaoduo and himself faced the camera, and said the opening remark dryly, "Hello, dear viewers , I am Xue Yi, the host of "One Live"."
Ayaoduo said excitedly: "Hello everyone, I am the new host, Ayaoduo, I will be with you from now on, long time no see, how are you?"
[Okay, good, the anchor, you finally started the live broadcast, I am so moved, the anchor, she finally started the live broadcast, and she is with Duomei. ]
[Wang cried out, there was actually a live broadcast! ]
[Grandma Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng, the "Yi Live" that you loved to watch when you were young has finally been updated, get up quickly, and Grandma Zeng Zeng Zeng, Grandma Zeng Zeng, Grandma Zeng, Grandma, you all get up and watch! ]
The barrage still has the familiar taste and familiar formula, Xue Yi is not surprised at all, "Today I will broadcast to you how the Miao people build stilted buildings. I don't know much about architecture. Let's see for yourself. If you don't understand Check the information yourself."
[Why does the anchor look cold, are you still angry? ]
[Oh, I'm so angry, sister Duo has grown up, it's time to know something. ]
[Looking at the anchor and Duomei like this, one is stunned, the other is refreshed, could it be...Duomei has applied what she has learned? ]
[Shut up, the one in front, be careful when the host gets angry and turns off the live broadcast again. ]
"Yes, we did it, so what's the matter?" Xue Yi knew that he would come sooner or later, so he couldn't avoid this question, so he simply admitted.
A Yaoduo held her hand, knowing that it was a bit difficult for her to admit this, which was why she was reluctant to start the live broadcast, so she responded sweetly, "Yes, she is super powerful. "
The bullet screen was shocked, and they all said that being so straightforward is not the anchor's style. Duomei said she is super powerful?can't you?Just the shy look of the host?Oh, I understand, I understand, no need to explain, we all understand.
Xue Yi turned black, and told Ayaoduo what are you doing.
A Yaoduo looked like a little daughter-in-law, "I was wrong one by one."
Xue Yi sighed, and comforted himself by saying that he would like to open up, the world is so beautiful, there is no need to care what the barrage says.
Seeing her sigh, Ayaoduo kissed her in front of everyone in the barrage, taking advantage of her unpreparedness.
Xue Yi was stunned: "This is in front of tens of thousands of people, you kiss me? Aren't you afraid that Xiu Enai will die soon?"
Glancing at the upper left corner of the screen: 91, 95, 99, 100 million, okay, break through 100 million easily, you can do it, Ayaoduo.
[Ahhh, it's so sweet from the beginning, what did you and Duomei do, the anchor, and how did you change your attitude so quickly. ]
[My God, seeing Sister Duo kissing one by one, I actually have the feeling that my family's cabbage will finally kiss cabbage, I am very happy for my mother! ]
[I really want to know what happened during the period when the live broadcast was closed, the anchor was tamed so obediently? ]
A Yaoduo looked terrified, "Can't we kiss?"
"No, it's not." Xue Yi was helpless, it was impossible for A Yaoduo not to kiss her, so he could only say kiss her less, don't kiss her in front of so many people, and be careful not to be seen by the people in the village.
"Okay, I got it. It's just that the people in the village can't see it, right?"
Xue Yi: "..."
Audience: [Duomei’s comprehension is perfect, yes, it’s fine to keep the people in the village from seeing it, other things are fine. ]
[Yes, yes, don't worry about us, just treat us as paper people, non-existent, and when there is no one, you can kiss whatever you want, we don't mind eating dog food. ]
"Dog food?" A Yaoduo was stunned. She had never watched the live broadcast, so she had no idea what the live broadcast was like. Although Xue Yi and those people had explained to her many times, she also knew that there were many people watching outside the camera, but The specific situation is really unimaginable, I just think those people are so strange, they have to be fed by Xue Yi, and they have to eat dog food, "Yi Yi, are they poor? Why do they eat what dogs eat?"
Xue Yi glared at the bullet screen viciously, "Don't ask so many questions, they just eat what they like."
"Oh!"
The whole afternoon's live broadcast was like a cross talk, A Yaoduo basically answered the audience's questions, and Xue Yi occasionally said something, like a joke.
The villagers were laying foundations and planing wood, while Xue Yi and A Yaoduo served tea and water, and occasionally handed tools to help them.
A villager who specializes in sawing wood saw half of it, and said that he could not saw it anymore. There were "buffaloes" in this log, which would collapse sooner or later if it was used to build a house.
The barrage asked what a buffalo was, but Xue Yi didn't want to answer, "Ask your sister Duo!"
Ayaoduo flirted with Xue Yi, saying you don't want to be like this, and explained: "The buffalo is a kind of bug, which is specially designed to bite wood. It's a very big one, and it tastes very delicious when roasted. I asked that uncle to split the wood. Look for it, see if you can find it, I can add an extra dish tonight."
The nearby villagers all coveted Ayaoduo's craftsmanship, and when they heard that she was going to cook delicious food, they all came to chop the log and look for "buffaloes".
Seeing that the villagers were very busy, Xue thought of something and asked A Yaoduo: "Is 'buffalo' called wood nematode? It's a white, fat and shiny insect."
"Yes, yes." I don't know if it's called wood nematode Ayaoduo, but it is indeed fat and shiny, and it is very delicious.
Xue Yi: "Eat, I'll go first!"
Audience: "Hey, anchor, where are you going, there are delicious food."
Xue Yi: "Don't ask, and don't search online, especially if you are afraid of bugs, get out quickly! High-energy warning ahead."
As soon as Xue finished speaking, he went back to the room and stayed there. When he came back, the audience said that they vomited a piece, [I should listen to the anchor, it's a pity that the dinner I had tonight was for nothing. ]
[Eating bugs and grilling, the juice burst out when biting, ah, let’s not talk, I will spit again. ]
Some viewers who listened to Xue Yi's words and didn't watch the live broadcast, but after listening to everyone's description, said: [Fuck, luckily I didn't watch it, otherwise I would have to vomit my stomach out. ]
Of course, there are some warriors who think wood nematodes are good, and they have a milky smell when roasted on the fire, so they even spent a lot of money to buy one.
[By the way, anchor, how do you know what kind of scene it is to eat roasted wood nematodes?Early warning of high energy. ]
Xue Yi: "Because I have eaten it." Speaking of this, I have to thank Qian Liwen. Generally speaking, few young people know that wood nematodes in wood can be eaten, and the taste is not bad, especially in Xue Yi's era. Few, but Qian Liwen is well-informed and knows a lot. Once in the forestry factory, Qian Liwen asked Xue Yi to split a piece of wood that was almost rotten, and asked her to find out the wood nematodes inside and roast it. Eat it, it's delicious.
Xue Yi felt that since wood nematodes could be eaten, their appearance would not be too bad, so he did it. Unexpectedly, the worms were fat and fat, and if they accidentally stepped on them, they would splash juice. The scene is a must for a horror movie. .
Qian Liwen even had a look of pity, saying how much delicious food you stomped on.Since then, Xue Yi has a psychological shadow, and he has a psychological shadow for the old man.
After hearing what Xue Yi said, Ayaoduo and the others expressed great sympathy and understanding. Some people think it's delicious, and some people think it's terrible. There's no need to force it, as long as they don't attack each other.
[By the way, Professor Qian Liwen hasn't shown up for a long time, so nothing will happen, right? ]
[No way, I read the news that he attended an academic event yesterday. ]
Xue Yi: "The boss must be very busy. Since you don't show up, don't call him. Let him take a good rest. Today's live broadcast ends here!"
[Xue Yi! ] The barrage track that Qian Liwen often used had a lot less messages, only one barrage said: [Don’t try to run away, what happened to the things you were asked to study? ]
"Ayaoduo, let's go, we should go back to sleep, good night everyone."
[Don't try to run!Have you been patronizing and dating these two days? ]
[Stop for me, don't try to close the barrage! ] Seeing Xue Yi pretending not to see, Qian Liwen simply occupied all five tracks and posted the same content.
Xue Yi: "Lord, do you know how much the five tracks cost?"
Qian Liwen: [How is the progress of the research? ]
Xue Yi: "I found nothing. As you know, the Miao people don't have a systematic and widely circulated text, and nothing is left. How can I study it?"
[Then go to the nearby towns and look for it, the Han people around will always record something. ]
Xue Yi: "Busy, don't you see that I want to study in a school?"
Qian Liwen: [Busy?I think you are busy dating, right? ]
As soon as Xue Yi wanted to say something, A Yaoduo said, "Grandpa, don't you like me being with Xue Yi? The food I cook doesn't taste good?"
[this……]
"Just now you bought wood nematodes to eat, and you praised me for making delicious ones! Then I won't make delicious ones for you in the future."
[Don't don't...] Qian Liwen is an old guy who doesn't care about anything he has to eat. He bought most of the Moutai wine before the Qingming Festival and the gray rice dumplings for the Dragon Boat Festival, but he didn't have the nerve to tell Xue Yi that this would happen. A Yaoduo saw it, and said: [I like you, but I like you, Xue Yi can meet you, I am too happy, how can I not like you, I pointed Xue Yi back, you give me every day I cook delicious food! ]
"Then you still force Yiyi to do research? If she's not happy, I'm not happy either. If I'm not happy, I won't make delicious food for you, and I won't let Yiyi sell Moutai."
Qian Liwen: [Don't, can I stop asking?Xue Yi, hello!good!talk!love!like! !good!good!build!study!Church!As for the research, let's talk about it! ]
Qian Liwen's gnashing of teeth almost killed Xue Yi, but Ayaoduo was dissatisfied and said, "But what should you do if you are in a hurry?"
Qian Liwen took a deep breath, "Don't worry, don't worry!"
A Yaoduo clapped her hands, "Then it's settled! You are an old professor, so you should be able to keep your word, right? You can write all the thesis, and you can handle the graduation as usual, no problem, right?"
Qian Liwen sighed, "No problem." Letting go of the occupied barrage track, he resented how he found such a powerful daughter-in-law, she was not cute at all.
Xue Yi's voice-over: You also know how powerful it is?Do you know what kind of life I live?
The school has been built for more than half a month, and the foundation has almost been laid. At the critical moment of erecting the beams, Xue woke up early in the morning, packed up his things and told Ayaoduo to come over early, and found a few paintings that Ayaoduo hid in a drawer. After a closer look, it is a mold drawing for making silver ornaments.
"How did you start drawing stencils? Didn't you say that you will talk about it after you graduate from college?"
A Yaoduo hurried over and hid those drawings, saying that I will draw them first and keep them, otherwise what if I forget them after graduating from university in four years?
Xue Yi: Like a reason, but it's too urgent, and when did she draw it, why did she hide it from me?I’m afraid I started doing this while I was in college, and I thought of something I hadn’t asked before, “Where did you volunteer? It’s been so long, the admission letter should come down, right?”
A Yaoduo didn't speak, Xue always felt that it was time to finish, and said that if you intentionally mess up the exam or report to a school, you can repeat the exam for me, don't say anything reluctant to leave, I have to take care of your mother!If you're so short-sighted, don't bother me.
A Yaoduo: "I didn't. I applied to the best school in the province. Although I didn't go outside the province, the professional ranking of that school is better than the schools outside the province."
"You applied for XX University?"
"Ah."
"Then why didn't you tell me?" Xue Yi always felt that there was something tricky, and he didn't find out where the trick was until the admission notice came out. A Yaoduo applied for the agronomy of XX University, which is really ranked well in the country, but it's just a local They are all farmers, and they look down on this major. They say that their ancestors have been farmers for generations. After studying hard for 12 years, you are still a farmer. What's the point of reading?
Xue Yi didn't think there was anything wrong, but she hoped that Ayaoduo could apply for her favorite major, but Ayaoduo obviously didn't like this major, but the new campus of this major will be built on the opposite side of Longchang Town , it is close to home, and you can come back often, so Ayaoduo chose this major.
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