What do I need these million fans for?

"Comrade Tan Chang, some things can't just be seen on the surface." Chen Zhenyu said solemnly, "You said you wanted to be with Comrade Yue Qing, but do you really know him? You haven't tried with him, how do you know him? Is the job good or not, and the size is okay."

In the terminology of cross talk, "work" refers to cross talk jokes, and "size" refers to the rhythm of the performance.

Although Yue Qing could understand these jargons, he couldn't help but make up some eighteen forbidden things in his brain, and his face was as red as a freshly steamed crab.

Seeing his appearance, Dai Lin thought that he was embarrassed to let his junior know that he couldn't talk about cross talk, and persuaded him: "A man's mouth is a liar. He doesn't know the situation now, so he is naturally willing to talk to you." .When the time comes to find out that it is not the case, this guy will definitely blame you for lying to him, what do you think?"

Before the words fell, Tan Chang fell to the ground slowly as if in slow motion, hugged Dai Lin's leg tightly, and said with a sob: "President, I really want to be with the senior, you just want to be with me." Complete us!"

For some reason, Yue Qing always felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.

Isn't this the same way that poor boys want to marry the landlord's daughter in those old movies?

"Comrade Tan Chang, stop being obsessed with obsession, we are doing it for your own good too! Comrade Yue Qing..."

Chen Zhenyu was halfway through his words, but he seemed unable to bear to continue, and heaved a heavy sigh.

Tan Chang was startled when he heard this, and asked in a trembling voice, "Could it be that the senior already has a partner?"

He has been paying attention to Yue Qing for a long time, and he has never met his cross talk partner.

Has that person already quit the cross talk club?

Or is it because Yue Qing was stimulated by something before, made a poisonous oath to the patriarch, and only talked about stand-up comedy in the future?

"I would like to have a partner, but it's a pity that I don't know how to talk about cross talk at all." Yue Qing said with some embarrassment.

Although he is from Tianjin, he doesn't know much about the traditional art of cross talk.

After joining the cross talk club, he never had the idea of ​​performing on stage. He only does some handyman work on weekdays, and at most he jokes with everyone when he has nothing to do.

He never thought that one day someone would take the initiative to invite him to partner in cross talk, and the other party was regarded as a pillar of existence as soon as he joined the cross talk club.

"No, it doesn't matter. In terms of seniority, I'm just a primary school student." Tan Chang said.

People who talk about cross talk always like to call themselves "primary school students" or laugh at themselves as "not good at learning skills" to show their modesty.

But Yue Qing's situation was different, he really wasn't being modest when he said that.

As the old saying goes, don't do porcelain work without diamonds.Yue Qing knew very well how much money he had, even if Tan Chang insisted on performing with him, he would not be able to bear this face no matter what.

"Senior, I really want to be with you." Tan Chang said.

Even though he knew in his heart that what the other party said was not what he meant, Yue Qing still felt his heart tremble, the words of refusal were stuck in his throat, and he just couldn't say it.

He felt like he had a rabbit in his heart, beating non-stop.

He accidentally met the eyes of Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu, and his heart became tense for a while, and he was a little at a loss.

He knew that he should reject Tan Chang's invitation and let the other party find a more suitable partner for the performance.But this made him give up the opportunity to talk about cross talk with his sweetheart, and he always felt a little unwilling.

As an emotional blogger, he often said that the first step to seduce people is to find common topics, and then use this as an opportunity to get closer.

When I was dozing off now, someone just brought a pillow, do I really have to pretend not to see it?

He took a deep breath, turned his gaze away uncomfortably, and said, "If you don't dislike it, it's okay for us to try together."

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer.

Seeing this, Dai Lin naturally didn't want to say anything more, and said with emotion: "It's really because the child is too old to stay. I didn't expect that even Yue Qing would find a partner in a blink of an eye. If I knew this day would come, I shouldn't have Let him play, even if he learns a few guankou, it would be good!"

Chen Zhenyu patted him on the shoulder, his expression also looked a little heavy, and comforted him: "It's a good thing that Comrade Yue Qing has found a partner, we should be happy."

Yue Qing had sensed something was wrong from just now, and looking at the expressions of these two people, it was as if he had finally found a husband's family for his disappointing daughter. That sucks..."

"Don't worry, both of you, I will definitely treat my senior well in the future, and I will never let him be wronged in the slightest." Tan Chang said solemnly.

If he was not wearing casual clothes, but more formal clothes, some people would believe that this is the new son-in-law visiting his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Yue Qing felt his cheeks burning for no reason.

It's just looking for a cross talk partner, do you need to be so affectionate?

"Comrade Tan Chang, Comrade Yue Qing is the person you want. Even if he has all kinds of bad things in the future, you can't just throw him away..."

Chen Zhenyu was interrupted by Yue Qing just halfway through his words.

"Why must I be bad, but can't I despise him?" He said dissatisfied.

Hearing this, Tan Chang tightly covered his chest with both hands, as if he had a sudden heart attack.

Yue Qing was startled, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"I was actually rejected by the senior, my heart hurts so much! Ah, I'm about to suffocate!" Tan Chang said.

This guy is a showman!

Although he knew that the other party was acting, but for the sake of that handsome face, Yue Qing sighed and said, "Okay, I don't despise you."

"Really?" Tan Chang looked suspicious, as if he didn't believe his words.

"It's more real than pearls." Yue Qing said firmly.

Tan Chang smiled flattered, feeling a little smug.He felt that if he stood on the weighing scale at this moment, he probably would not weigh as much as a bale of cotton.

"As long as you don't dislike me, I will never dislike you." He said.

"Then what if my apprentice is too stupid to learn how to speak cross talk?" Yue Qing asked.

Tan Chang thought for a while and said: "There are no apprentices who can't learn, only masters who can't teach. If the senior can't learn cross talk, it must be my problem... At that time, you can dislike me at will. I'm sure I have no complaints."

A kind of almost hazy mood passed through Yue Qing's heart, as if a person who can't drink drinks a few sips of wine, his whole body is warm.

He felt that he was going to be drunk, and the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously.

Returning to the dormitory with this slightly drunk feeling, Yue Qing was about to put on the little vest of an emotional blogger to share his experience in Chaohua, when he suddenly remembered the big brother who asked him for help last night.

I don't know if everything is going well with him?

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