What do I need these million fans for?
Chapter 1 Wall Dong
The setting sun slanted on the window lattice, and the sun rays passed through the glass windows, dyeing the blue cloth curtains that had been washed gray and white.
Logically speaking, there should be no one in the club activity room at this time, but when the wind blows in through the window, you can clearly see two overlapping figures reflected on the curtain by the setting sun.
Yue Qing stood by the window with his back to the wall. On the surface, he seemed to have a peaceful posture, but in fact, his heart had been "fucked".
After the club activities were over, the male god pulled him behind the curtain and said shyly that he had something important to tell him.
As an emotional blogger with millions of fans on Weibo, he is very familiar with this scene!
This is obviously the rhythm of confession!
The ancients said: good people are rewarded with good rewards.This is really true.
Last night, he saw someone asking for help in a private message on Weibo, asking him how to get the brother he likes. The situation was almost exactly the same as his!
They all fell in love with their brothers from the same club by mistake, but the other's sweetheart is a gentle senior, and his male god is a junior.But this did not prevent him from substituting himself into it, advising the other party all night, chatting happily until dawn.
He felt his heart beating rapidly, his palms were covered with sweat, he was nervous and at the same time slightly looking forward to it.
However, half an hour later, his legs were a little numb, and Tan Chang standing in front of him still didn't say a word, and even his posture didn't change, which gave him the illusion of time standing still.
This stalemate is not an option, just say something to ease the embarrassment.
"that……"
Yue Qing had just opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, he was thumped by Tan Chang.
The faces of both of them were so red that the tops of their heads were almost smoking.
"Senior, your eyes are bloodshot, did you stay up late last night?" Tan Chang asked casually.
"Yes, yes, I stayed up late last night to memorize the code." Yue Qing said with a guilty conscience.
Although he often pretends to be aggressive in Chaohua, he doesn't intend to let other people know his identity as an emotional blogger, otherwise he will definitely be used to smash him.
He is not a thick-skinned person in real life, if he is laughed at by everyone, he will be so ashamed that he can't wait to find a crack in the ground!
"Your eyes are also bloodshot, did you stay up late last night?" Yue Qing asked.
Tan Chang blinked hard, and said, "Yesterday, last night... I played games with my friends all night."
To be honest, he was almost crying by himself.
Last night, the emotional big V gave him advice throughout the night, and he was clearly prepared for everything. Why did his mind suddenly go blank after seeing Yue Qing?
By the way, the big V seems to say that if you really don't know how to get to the point, start talking about some unimportant things.Like talk about what you're doing...
"Learn, senior! Do you know how many poses Bidong has?" Tan Chang asked.
"What the hell?" Yue Qing looked bewildered, completely confused about what kind of medicine the other party was selling in his gourd.
Tan Chang was a little nervous, and couldn't help using a cross talk tone: "You may not believe it, but I have done a lot of research on Bidong."
At any rate, Yue Qing had been in the cross talk club for a while. He had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run away.
He was silent for a long while, and tentatively continued, "How do you say that?"
As a fan of his temporary partner, he has successfully completed his mission here.Next, Tan Chang went from the regular one-handed wall-dong and two-handed wall-dong all the way to the split-chat, which was popular on the Internet some time ago, without panting in between.
Yue Qing was like an emotional prop, standing there silently and being thumped by the other party.
If there was a feeling of blushing and heartbeat at the beginning, then in the end, there was nothing left to complain about.
There is no audience here, who is this guy performing for?
"Although there are so many wall-dongs, I think the one that makes your heart beat faster is this one..."
Tan Chang regained his composure, and carefully put his elbows against the wall.
The distance between the two is so close that they can even feel each other's breath.
Yue Qing slowly closed his eyes, just when he thought Tan Chang was finally going to confess, the other party suddenly took two steps back to distance himself.
"This, this... I suddenly remembered that there is another kind of wall that hasn't been shown." Tan Chang stammered.
The wall is not the point!What to do after Bidong is the key point!
As an emotional blogger, Yue Qing felt that Tan Chang was a complete negative teaching material.He even wanted to push the other party against the wall and show him the correct process of wall-dong.
However, he just thought about it. In real life, he is a super coward and dare not make such a bold move as Bi Dong.
"It's okay, please continue your performance." He said weakly.
"There is also a wall-dong that is very common in martial arts movies, called 'throat-locking'. When you see those martial arts masters fighting, they always like to choke people's necks, and then use the throat-locking method to smash people against the wall..."
Tan Chang stretched out his hand to gesture when he was excited, but he was stopped before he touched Yue Qing.
"What are you doing!"
When Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu returned to the club activity room, they were stunned by the scene before them.
They just went to the cafeteria for a meal, why did Yue Qing and Tan Chang fight in the corner in the blink of an eye?
One was flushed, the other was sweating, and refused to look directly into the other's eyes.
It seemed that before the two of them started their fight, they probably had an angry argument.
"No, nothing!" Yue Qing stammered, "The two of us are rehearsing the show."
"What kind of program needs to perform martial arts?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows and asked.
He is the president of the cross talk club, so he naturally knows about Yue Qing's situation.
Although this boy can speak authentically in Tianjin, he doesn't know anything about cross talk at all.
When he first joined the cross talk club, he didn't even know what "speaking, learning and singing" was, and he just came here to have fun.
It is somewhat believable to say that he is here listening to Tan Chang talk about stand-up comedy.
Two people rehearsing the show together?It sounds like a fantasy.
Tan Chang didn't know the inside story, so he said firmly: "We are rehearsing "The Bodyguard"."
"The Bodyguard" is notoriously full of martial arts, and it is also notoriously difficult to act.
As the saying goes: Wen is afraid of "Article Club", and Wu is afraid of "Bodyguard".
If this half-assed Yue Qing can really get "The Bodyguard" down, the sun will come out from the west!
The deputy director Chen Zhenyu couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the words: "Can you two play "The Bodyguard"?"
Tan Chang mistakenly thought that the words were aimed at himself, and dissatisfied: "Don't look at me as thin, my bones are full of meat."
"The bones are full of meat? With you, you are a big crab and become a genius! No wonder you dare to walk sideways in the cross talk club, and you have bullied the senior." Dai Lin said helplessly, "Don't make things difficult for Yue Qing , he really can't play "The Bodyguard" with you."
"I can do other things too! I practiced traditional repertoire since I was a child. It's okay to make fun of it. If it doesn't work, you can learn it now!" Tan Chang said eagerly.
The big V told him that the first step to seduce people is to find common topics.If he and Yue Qing became cross talk partners, wouldn't they have a lot of common topics?
"So you want to talk about cross talk with me?" Yue Qing didn't expect this to happen, his brain stopped spinning in an instant, "Why do you want to talk about cross talk with me?"
"Because... hi..." I like you!
Tan Chang felt his cheeks getting hot, and said in a low voice, "Because I like the senior's cross talk, it looks very orthodox."
Is this kid joking?
Just because he can speak Tianjin dialect, it cannot be assumed that he is a master of cross talk!
"Don't use cross talk as an excuse, I think you might as well just say you like me." Yue Qing retorted subconsciously.
When Tan Chang heard this, his heart skipped a beat.
Could it be... the senior already knew what he wanted?
Logically speaking, there should be no one in the club activity room at this time, but when the wind blows in through the window, you can clearly see two overlapping figures reflected on the curtain by the setting sun.
Yue Qing stood by the window with his back to the wall. On the surface, he seemed to have a peaceful posture, but in fact, his heart had been "fucked".
After the club activities were over, the male god pulled him behind the curtain and said shyly that he had something important to tell him.
As an emotional blogger with millions of fans on Weibo, he is very familiar with this scene!
This is obviously the rhythm of confession!
The ancients said: good people are rewarded with good rewards.This is really true.
Last night, he saw someone asking for help in a private message on Weibo, asking him how to get the brother he likes. The situation was almost exactly the same as his!
They all fell in love with their brothers from the same club by mistake, but the other's sweetheart is a gentle senior, and his male god is a junior.But this did not prevent him from substituting himself into it, advising the other party all night, chatting happily until dawn.
He felt his heart beating rapidly, his palms were covered with sweat, he was nervous and at the same time slightly looking forward to it.
However, half an hour later, his legs were a little numb, and Tan Chang standing in front of him still didn't say a word, and even his posture didn't change, which gave him the illusion of time standing still.
This stalemate is not an option, just say something to ease the embarrassment.
"that……"
Yue Qing had just opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, he was thumped by Tan Chang.
The faces of both of them were so red that the tops of their heads were almost smoking.
"Senior, your eyes are bloodshot, did you stay up late last night?" Tan Chang asked casually.
"Yes, yes, I stayed up late last night to memorize the code." Yue Qing said with a guilty conscience.
Although he often pretends to be aggressive in Chaohua, he doesn't intend to let other people know his identity as an emotional blogger, otherwise he will definitely be used to smash him.
He is not a thick-skinned person in real life, if he is laughed at by everyone, he will be so ashamed that he can't wait to find a crack in the ground!
"Your eyes are also bloodshot, did you stay up late last night?" Yue Qing asked.
Tan Chang blinked hard, and said, "Yesterday, last night... I played games with my friends all night."
To be honest, he was almost crying by himself.
Last night, the emotional big V gave him advice throughout the night, and he was clearly prepared for everything. Why did his mind suddenly go blank after seeing Yue Qing?
By the way, the big V seems to say that if you really don't know how to get to the point, start talking about some unimportant things.Like talk about what you're doing...
"Learn, senior! Do you know how many poses Bidong has?" Tan Chang asked.
"What the hell?" Yue Qing looked bewildered, completely confused about what kind of medicine the other party was selling in his gourd.
Tan Chang was a little nervous, and couldn't help using a cross talk tone: "You may not believe it, but I have done a lot of research on Bidong."
At any rate, Yue Qing had been in the cross talk club for a while. He had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run away.
He was silent for a long while, and tentatively continued, "How do you say that?"
As a fan of his temporary partner, he has successfully completed his mission here.Next, Tan Chang went from the regular one-handed wall-dong and two-handed wall-dong all the way to the split-chat, which was popular on the Internet some time ago, without panting in between.
Yue Qing was like an emotional prop, standing there silently and being thumped by the other party.
If there was a feeling of blushing and heartbeat at the beginning, then in the end, there was nothing left to complain about.
There is no audience here, who is this guy performing for?
"Although there are so many wall-dongs, I think the one that makes your heart beat faster is this one..."
Tan Chang regained his composure, and carefully put his elbows against the wall.
The distance between the two is so close that they can even feel each other's breath.
Yue Qing slowly closed his eyes, just when he thought Tan Chang was finally going to confess, the other party suddenly took two steps back to distance himself.
"This, this... I suddenly remembered that there is another kind of wall that hasn't been shown." Tan Chang stammered.
The wall is not the point!What to do after Bidong is the key point!
As an emotional blogger, Yue Qing felt that Tan Chang was a complete negative teaching material.He even wanted to push the other party against the wall and show him the correct process of wall-dong.
However, he just thought about it. In real life, he is a super coward and dare not make such a bold move as Bi Dong.
"It's okay, please continue your performance." He said weakly.
"There is also a wall-dong that is very common in martial arts movies, called 'throat-locking'. When you see those martial arts masters fighting, they always like to choke people's necks, and then use the throat-locking method to smash people against the wall..."
Tan Chang stretched out his hand to gesture when he was excited, but he was stopped before he touched Yue Qing.
"What are you doing!"
When Dai Lin and Chen Zhenyu returned to the club activity room, they were stunned by the scene before them.
They just went to the cafeteria for a meal, why did Yue Qing and Tan Chang fight in the corner in the blink of an eye?
One was flushed, the other was sweating, and refused to look directly into the other's eyes.
It seemed that before the two of them started their fight, they probably had an angry argument.
"No, nothing!" Yue Qing stammered, "The two of us are rehearsing the show."
"What kind of program needs to perform martial arts?" Dai Lin raised his eyebrows and asked.
He is the president of the cross talk club, so he naturally knows about Yue Qing's situation.
Although this boy can speak authentically in Tianjin, he doesn't know anything about cross talk at all.
When he first joined the cross talk club, he didn't even know what "speaking, learning and singing" was, and he just came here to have fun.
It is somewhat believable to say that he is here listening to Tan Chang talk about stand-up comedy.
Two people rehearsing the show together?It sounds like a fantasy.
Tan Chang didn't know the inside story, so he said firmly: "We are rehearsing "The Bodyguard"."
"The Bodyguard" is notoriously full of martial arts, and it is also notoriously difficult to act.
As the saying goes: Wen is afraid of "Article Club", and Wu is afraid of "Bodyguard".
If this half-assed Yue Qing can really get "The Bodyguard" down, the sun will come out from the west!
The deputy director Chen Zhenyu couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the words: "Can you two play "The Bodyguard"?"
Tan Chang mistakenly thought that the words were aimed at himself, and dissatisfied: "Don't look at me as thin, my bones are full of meat."
"The bones are full of meat? With you, you are a big crab and become a genius! No wonder you dare to walk sideways in the cross talk club, and you have bullied the senior." Dai Lin said helplessly, "Don't make things difficult for Yue Qing , he really can't play "The Bodyguard" with you."
"I can do other things too! I practiced traditional repertoire since I was a child. It's okay to make fun of it. If it doesn't work, you can learn it now!" Tan Chang said eagerly.
The big V told him that the first step to seduce people is to find common topics.If he and Yue Qing became cross talk partners, wouldn't they have a lot of common topics?
"So you want to talk about cross talk with me?" Yue Qing didn't expect this to happen, his brain stopped spinning in an instant, "Why do you want to talk about cross talk with me?"
"Because... hi..." I like you!
Tan Chang felt his cheeks getting hot, and said in a low voice, "Because I like the senior's cross talk, it looks very orthodox."
Is this kid joking?
Just because he can speak Tianjin dialect, it cannot be assumed that he is a master of cross talk!
"Don't use cross talk as an excuse, I think you might as well just say you like me." Yue Qing retorted subconsciously.
When Tan Chang heard this, his heart skipped a beat.
Could it be... the senior already knew what he wanted?
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