Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

When Dick drove the Jeep to the school gate and walked into the classroom, I was already half a class late.

The teacher of the professional course is a senior male teacher who is over fifty years old. I call him Abbot because he is very strict and likes to preach, like a monk who recites scriptures.

Seeing me sneaking into the classroom through the back door, the abbot's eyes were as sharp as death, not at all like he kept saying that he was getting old and his eyes were blurred.

"Stop that classmate who came in through the back door!" the abbot called to stop me in a resonant, mid-spirited voice. "Yes, I'm talking about you, don't sneak away anymore. If you leave again, I'll count you as late!"

……

Teacher, do you want to be so cruel!I am a good student who loves to learn!

"Report, teacher." I had no choice but to stop and say hello awkwardly.

The abbot put down his textbooks and started his "education of love": "You don't come until halfway through this class. If you are late, you can come into the classroom and don't report to the teacher. The teacher called your name and there is no expression of repentance on your face. You The attitude is obviously not correct. You are refusing to learn!"

"Report to the teacher, I am wronged!" I immediately put on a look of knowing that I was wrong.

"What is wrong with you?"

"Students are not always adhering to the teacher's teachings - to be a person, you must obey the law and respect the old and love the young. The students saw an old woman who fell on the road for a long time and no one helped her. Thinking of the teacher's teachings, she stepped forward Helped the old lady up, and reprimanded the group of onlookers by the way. That's why I wasted time." I said with a full voice and aggrieved. "Fortunately, that old lady is fine, so I hurried to your class, teacher!"

What happened was that that bastard Dick Hunter drove me to breakfast and wouldn't let me go until I finished eating, so that's why I wasted time.

"So I wronged you. You did a good job, very good! Now this society is too indifferent, and we need young people with aspirations like you! Well, please sit down and start class." The abbot said emotionally.

"Thank you teacher." I trot all the way to sit next to Xiaopang.

As soon as I sat down, Xiaopang joked: "Yes, Xiangmei, do what is right!"

"Damn girl, shut up! I am an aspiring young man with a beautiful heart and a beautiful heart."

"Xiang Meili, you are not so thick-skinned. If I hadn't seen clearly what you are like, I might still believe you a little bit."

"Fart! I'm telling the truth."

"Do you think I will believe it? Tell me quickly, did you fool around with another man last night?" Xiaopang asked gossipingly.

"Am I the kind of person who goes looking for a new love as soon as we break up? Last night I was soloing in a corner of a bar and crying. It's not like you, a heartless person who didn't even comfort me."

"Didn't I comfort you?"

"You call that consolation? Shouldn't a real girlfriend put down what she's doing immediately and come out to cry with me when I'm sad?" I said angrily.

"I'm sorry. At that time, my wife was preparing to go to Wushan with my boyfriend, so I didn't have time to talk to you."

"Damn girl who values ​​sex over friends! I wish you a happy death!"

"To each other. But then again, why did you come so late today? Isn't this like your usual style?" Xiao Fei asked.

"Oh, don't mention it." I took Xiaopang's hand and said with a sad face. "I actually had sex with a stupid guy last night."

"What?!" Xiaopang yelled suddenly.

"You, are you crazy? So loud." I hurriedly covered her mouth.

Fortunately, the abbot was concentrating on writing on the blackboard at this time, and didn't pay much attention to the voice behind him.

"Xiang Meili, you'd better recruit me truthfully, I want to hear all the details!" Xiaopang looked excited.

"Damn girl, I was eaten by someone, your girlfriend, why are you so excited?"

"How can I not be excited? My cabbage was finally kicked by a pig."

I gave her a blank look, and told her the ins and outs of the facts.

"What?" Xiao Fei yelled again, and now the whole class's attention was attracted by us.

At this time, the bell for the end of get out of class rang on time, and the two of us were relieved, but we still got a look from the abbot.

"Xiang Meili, you are getting married!" Xiao Fei said in disbelief.

"My aunt, can you keep your voice down?" I covered her mouth and said.

"Okay, Xiang Meili, people are acquainted, fall in love, get engaged and get married, and you get married as soon as you meet and go to bed."

"Damn girl, I'm almost dying of sadness, and you still make fun of me!"

"What are you sad about?"

"I want to marry a straight man! Straight man! I'm afraid that Dick will suddenly tell me about the woman he likes a few days after we got married, and he will divorce me immediately."

"I said Xiangmei, can you use your brain better at critical moments?"

"Little fat, what do you mean?"

"If Dick was a straight man, how could he have sex with you? Also, didn't you say that he has never had sex with his ex-girlfriend? Either he is frigid, or he likes men." Xiao Fat analyzed Straightforward. "The former is definitely impossible, judging from the strawberry on your neck. Then, only the latter is left."

"But we were drunk—"

"You don't care if he's drunk or not. Let me ask you, are you attracted to Dick?" Xiaopang suddenly looked at me seriously.

"Why—why look at me like that. Well, I admit, he's my type." I confessed.

Seeing him that night, especially that way, really touched my heart.

"I knew it! Xiang Meili, it doesn't matter if you are a man."

"Damn girl, you die for me!"

I wrestled with Xiaopang, smiling hippie.

in the afternoon.

When Xiaopang and I were walking to the classroom for the next class, we met my ex-boyfriend John and his boyfriend Harry.

"Little fat, hurry up." I said.

Seeing two people makes me feel uncomfortable, not because of the old relationship, it's just disgusting.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Fei asked.

"The ex-boyfriend and the mistress who succeeded in the position." I said.

"Are you afraid of what they will do? Go forward boldly." Saying that, Xiao Pang took my hand and strode forward.

"Oh, my dear, don't you think this is a beautiful brother?" Harry's whining voice made me sick. "My dear brother, long time no see." Harry greeted me cordially.

Pooh!who is your brotherIf I had a brother like you, I would strangle you to death one night.

"Who are you?" I asked pretending not to know.

"Oh, good brother, I'm Harry! John's boyfriend." He said while holding John's hand.

"Ah, I remembered. It was you. Hello, ex-boyfriend." I greeted John.

"Okay, long time no see." John said.

"Emmm, it's not too long in terms of time. However, judging from the ranking of my ex-boyfriend, it's really been a long time." I said with a smile.

"Wow, brother Haohao really has a lot of people, unlike Harry, there is only John alone."

I read you big head ghost!If it weren't for your bastard, I might still be with John now.

"Yeah, it's okay if you don't have countless people, or you won't be able to identify some scheming bitches." I kept smiling.

"Is there any class later?" John asked.

"Yes. Then don't bother the two of you, goodbye." As I said that, I pulled Xiaopang and left quickly.

Looking at John now, I think that when I go to the hospital, besides the ophthalmology department, I also need to attend the brain department.

□□ Matching dogs is a matter of course.

Back to the school dormitory after class, there was a jeep parked there, which looked familiar.When I got back to my bedroom, I found my bed was empty.At first I thought I had gone to the wrong floor, so I went to confirm it, and it was true.

At this time, I heard movement in the bathroom.

Holy crap, did the dormitory recruit thieves?Thinking of this, I picked up the broom in front of the door, turned into a female warrior and rushed into the bathroom to beat me up, shouting:

"Shoot to death the rice borers of your society! The scum of society! How dare you come in and steal things!"

However, within a few hits, I was subdued by the "thief" and pressed against the wall.

I really regret not going to learn karate with Xiaopang. (T_T)

Then I found out that the thief was Dick.This, this is fun.

"D-Dick?"

"Good, why did you rush in and hit me for no reason?" Dick said aggrievedly.

"Didn't I think I was recruiting thieves! Hehe, it turned out to be a misunderstanding." I said awkwardly.

"You're so ruthless!" Dick let go, rubbing his forehead.

His forehead was bleeding.

"Dick, I'm sorry for shouting! You go and sit on my bed first, and I'll treat the wound on your forehead." I took him to my bed and sat down, then went to dig out the medical box.

"Society rice borer? Society scum? Where did you learn these words?" Dick said dumbfounded.

"I blurted it out in a hurry. Be patient, the hydrogen peroxide will hurt when it touches the wound." I said.

"It's okay. I've suffered more serious injuries than this one, so it's nothing." Dick said with a smile.

Having said that, he still took a breath while I worked on the wound.While disinfecting his wound with hydrogen peroxide, I blow air gently.

The scene was not too warm, for a moment I really thought we were a couple.

After putting a Band-Aid on his forehead, I asked:

"Dick, what are you doing in my bedroom?"

"move place."

"What house to move to? Where to move? I'm still studying?"

"Move back to our house. You are married to me, do you still want to live alone?"

"But I'm still a student, isn't it convenient to come to school when I move there?"

"I'll take you to and from school every day, nothing," Dick said.

"Don't you also have your own job?"

"The place where I work is not far from your school, just on the way." Dick said happily.

"This, this is not good, is it? I have paid all the money, and it will be for nothing if I don't finish this semester."

Just kidding, the accommodation fees in this ghost school are so expensive that I wondered more than once whether the school was being robbed.

"You can come back here at noon to rest for a while. I'll help you clean up the bathroom, and then go back to have dinner with grandpa and the others."

Dick got up and went to the bathroom.

"Dick, what about my old stuff?"

"I've put it in the car. The car is parked downstairs."

No wonder I said it looked familiar before.

"Wait, Dick, how did you know my dormitory building and dorm number?"

"Tell grandpa to me."

Made, that dead old man sold me out again.

"I see."

At this moment, Dick came out of the bathroom.

"Okay, let's go home."

"Wait a minute Dick, I have a question." I suddenly realized something.

"what happened?"

"You collected my bedding as well. Where can I sleep when I come back at noon?"

"This, this, I forgot all at once," said Dick awkwardly. "Wait a minute, I'm going to bring back the bedding now." Dick put down the things in his hand and ran out of the dormitory.

"It's really stupid."

Watching Dick's tall figure leave, I said with a smile.