The next day, I woke up in Dick's room, in his arms.Me and him.

It's over, it's over, how can I have a relationship with a straight man?Moreover, this is my first time, the first time I want to leave for true love!

It's over, it's over, Xiaopang, that damn girl, knows how to mock me after knowing this.

It's over, it's over, I promised the old man that I would keep my body like a jade, and it's cold.

It's over.

As I thought about it, I became more and more angry, blaming the stupid bastard behind me!I kindly helped him, but he actually "promised me with my body"!How can I go out and see people shouting in the future?And the culprit was soundly asleep at this moment, with a harmless expression on his face.

Thinking of this, I was so angry that I sat directly on Dick and beat him hard.

"Dick, you bastard! You're still sleeping, you're still sleeping, you're still sleeping!"

Dick, who was sleeping, was awakened by my movement, and seeing my angry face, he rubbed his eyes and looked at me in confusion.When he came to his senses and found that the two of us had sex, his reaction was more exciting than mine.Dick pushed me aside immediately, and looked at me in panic, like a child who has done something wrong.

What the hell? ? ?Obviously I'm the victim, okay? ! !

"Hey, hey, why are you acting like a victim? Obviously I'm the victim, okay? My first time, my first time was given by you stupid—" I picked up a pillow Hit him hard.

"Calm down!" Dick covered his head with his hands.

"Why do you tell me to calm down? I talked to twelve boyfriends and didn't give myself up, so I drank some wine with you, and when I woke up, I found myself lying in your arms!"

The more I talked, the more angry I jumped on him again and hit him with a pillow.

"Calm down!" Dick turned over and pressed me down, clamped my hands, and said seriously: "I didn't say I won't be responsible to you."

"Responsible? How are you responsible to me?" I was really angry and funny.

I like men, he likes women, we are destined to have no intersection.

"I'll marry you," said Dick earnestly.

"Huh???" I froze there. "Dick, are you talking nonsense now that you were provoked by your ex-girlfriend last night?"

"I'm very sober. Although I don't know why I have sex with you, I will definitely be responsible to you."

"Dick, you, calm down." Now it's my turn to be confused. "Everyone is an adult, and things like 419 are very common. You, don't take it to heart." I tried to evade.

joke?How could I be with a fool?There's no end to liking a straight guy.

Just as the two of us were discussing whether we were responsible or not, the door of the room was opened, and my grandpa and Dick's grandpa appeared at the door at the same time.

"Master?!"

"grandfather?"

"good?"

"Dick?"

Four surprised voices sounded at the same time.

The two old men stared at me and Dick dumbfounded.Dick and I looked at them in bewilderment.

It's over, it's over, it's over, the old man will definitely kill me.Also, how could the old man be with Dick's grandfather?They know each other?

"You, you put on your clothes and come down to the living room." Grandpa Dick said with a dry cough. "Old Xiang, let's go down first."

"it is good."

"Dick Hunter, I need an explanation." Grandpa Dick stared at him and closed the door.

"It's over, it's over, it's all your fault, it's all your fault, it's all your fault!" I started to beat Dick again.

"If they ask later, just say that I can't control it." Dick got up, picked up the clothes on the ground, and put them on.

"So you mean I should pretend to be a victim?"

"Didn't you just say you were?" Dick asked back.

"It's just roaring! I, the pillar of the country, have been ruined and destroyed by your capitalism!" Now it's my turn to speak out.

"But you dragged me to the bar last night." Dick said innocently.

"Oh, you're still mentioning this! I kindly invited you to drink, but in the end you retaliated!" I said, throwing a pillow at him.

"I told you, I don't know why I told you—" Dick tried to explain.

"Then do I know? Let me tell you, you'd better figure out how to deal with those two old men. I really don't understand how my grandfather knew your grandfather. "

"Isn't the countermeasure already thought of?"

"what?"

"I'll marry you."

"You, stop joking."

"I never joke." Dick said to me with a serious face, and the two bushy eyebrows were furrowed in a way that was not too righteous. "I'll go down to deal with the first wave of artillery fire, and you will come down later." After speaking, he opened the door and left.

How could I be so careless——

I pulled the quilt over my head.

When I came down, I was wearing that jerk Dick Hunter's shirt, which was so wide it looked like a skirt.

When he walked into the living room, Dick was sitting on the sofa with his chest in his chest, and Mr. Hunter was blushing.

emmm, it seems that Dick was reprimanded.

"Xiang Meili, what are you doing there? Don't sit down for me yet." As soon as my old man saw me, he acted like a fighting cock, blowing his beard and staring.

"Got it, Grandpa." I went and sat down next to Dick, who was staring at me.

"What are you looking at? It's not all your fault! I was so rough last night that my clothes were torn." I stared back and said.

"Keep your voice down." Dick winked at me desperately.

"What are you whispering? I gave you my first time, why don't you complain to me? Also, I don't know until I look in the mirror. My body is bruised and purple. Dick Hunter, you asshole!"

"Cough cough."

"Xiang Meili, are you ashamed!"

I heard the sound of Mr. Hunter coughing desperately and my old man's embarrassing voice.

"Oh."

There is no way, I am still afraid of the old man, since I was a child.But I'm not afraid of Dick.

I pinched his arm vigorously with my hand and looked at him angrily.The latter looked at me innocently with a helpless look on his face.

"Brother Xiang, I'm really sorry, my grandson gave your grandson to—" Mr. Hunter said guiltily.

"Where is it, my family is beautiful and disorderly, and I wear such revealing clothes all day long to seduce kid Dick." My old man also said guiltily. "Boy Dick is about to get married, and this is still happening."

"Grandpa??? Where am I being indiscreet? Also, where am I wearing revealing clothes?" I had a black question mark on my face. "I'm a young boy from a good family!"

"Shut up! Where is it your turn to interrupt when adults are talking?"

"Then you can't distort the facts and create something out of nothing! You have to figure it out, I'm the victim!"

"I don't know how much you weigh?"

"what???"

"Changing objects is like changing clothes! You say you are a victim? I think it's Dick! Look at the people who don't say a word there. It's not like you are here and the villain is the first to sue."

"Grandpa, I have bruises and bruises all over my body. Look at the marks left by that bastard Dick on my neck. Also, my ass hurts like hell. Do you think I am a victim? Look at Dick What's the matter with him?"

"Xiang Meili, you dare to talk back to me, don't you?" My grandfather was so angry that he was about to fly.

"I'm stating the facts! Dick, why don't you keep quiet?" I pushed him as I spoke.

I began to wonder if I was the old man's biological grandson.

"Grandpa Xiang, it's not because of beauty, but because of me. Me, I drank too much last night." Dick's tone was full of guilt.

"Boy Dick, as a human, it is inevitable that there will be impulsive moments, let alone when drunk."

Fuck?I must have picked it up! ! !

"It's just that you're getting married soon, and I'll let Meimei keep it a secret for you," the old man said. "Brother Hunter, I'm really sorry."

"Brother Xiang, I should apologize. This boy Dick's wedding has been cancelled." Mr. Hunter said guiltily.

"what?"

"The bride came in the morning and said she didn't love Dick, so she couldn't marry him. I'm sorry for making you come all the way from China."

"I don't care. It's just what do you say to the other people who are invited?"

"It's a headache for me too. You said that if I had known earlier that the wedding could not be held, I would have been able to handle it better. It's just that most of the guests are here now."

"To Grandpa." Dick suddenly said with a very serious expression.

Wait, Dick doesn't want to propose marriage, does he?

Just when I was still sure, he had finished speaking.

"Since I have already had a relationship with Meimei, I want to be responsible to him. Please agree to allow me to marry Meili."

"Dick boy, you, what are you talking about?"

Yeah, Dick, what did you say?Calm down!My old man is very traditional and fierce. He might send you to heaven to see Jesus with just an ashtray.

I shook his hand hastily to remind him to calm down.

"I said, I want to marry Meihao, be responsible to him, and take care of him for the rest of his life." Dick said without changing his face.

"But it's beautiful, he's a boy, how can two men get married?" My old man started to be silly again at this time.

His grandson and I have been eaten up by others before he noticed that the two of us are men.

"Brother Xiang, you don't know that two men can get married here now." Mr. Hunter explained.

When my old man heard what Mr. Hunter said, he didn't speak for a while, and he didn't know what he was thinking with a stern face.

Father, think about me, your grandson!I don't want to marry Dick!I do not want!I'm just starting college, and I still have a ton of true love waiting for me!Yes, that's it, break out quickly and teach Dick a lesson.

I thought the old man would go into a runaway mode, but he smiled and said he agreed:

"Boy Dick, I have no problem, as long as you can be good to me. But, I don't know if your grandpa is willing." Saying that, my old man turned to look at old man Hunter.

Fuck?Grandpa, where is your pride?Where is your temper?

"Brother Xiang, I have always believed that children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so of course I respect Dick's choice."

"That's really great. From now on, our two brothers will be in-laws. I have always regretted that there is no girl who can try to see if we can be together with your boy Dick. Let's have a closer kiss. Now everything is fine. "My old man was very happy.

"Yeah, I always thought that Dick liked girls, but I didn't expect him to like boys. Now we are in-laws." Mr. Hunter was also very happy.

Hey, hey, I said, two old men, have you ever asked the person concerned how he felt?

"Well, the two grandpas—" I tried to speak.

"By the way, Brother Xiang, choosing a date is worse than bumping into it. In my opinion, let these two boys travel and get married on the original date."

"Oh, I thought so too!"

"That's really great. After they get married, you can move here. Our brothers can be companions."

"So good! So good!"

"Let's go, let's prepare for the wedding and leave space for the young couple."

The two old men completely ignored me and left the living room talking and laughing.

Why do I feel like I'm being sold?And it was sold by his own grandfather.

"Dick Hunter," I said through gritted teeth.

"Should you be a student now?" Dick asked.

"So what?" I said angrily.

"which school?"

"N is big."

"OK. I'll take you there later. I'll take a shower first. By the way, you can take off my clothes and go to school." After speaking, Dick left the living room and went upstairs.

"Oh, good." I nodded obediently and watched him go upstairs.

Wait, this plot is going wrong! ! !

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