Notice!strategy error

"Put these here, and put these there."

"And this one, don't fall, move quickly, hurry up."

"That's right, this, this, be careful, this is a special gift for fans on the [-]th anniversary of Brother Hu's debut, don't break it!"

"Hurry up, Brother Hu will be back soon, let's see if those balloons and flowers are in order."

There was a mess of voices, and Bu Chen felt wobbly and didn't know where he was. After shaking his head twice, he felt even more dizzy, and felt a little nauseous.

A voice was very close, as if right next to his ear: "What's inside, why does it feel like it's alive and moving? Could it be that a fan sent a dog inside?"

Another voice came from Bu Chen's other ear.

"How can a dog be so obedient that it doesn't bark at all? Besides, Brother Hu's nickname is 'Fox', and dogs are the ones he hates the most. Which fan is so stupid to send this, unless it's a black fan deliberately making trouble."

The voice switched to the other side.

"That's right, it's a gift from Brother Hu's diehard fans. It's impossible not to know what Brother Hu likes, and send something you hate, unless it's that stupid fan named Buchen deliberately sent it to attract Brother Hu. attention."

The voice switched again, this time mocking ambiguously.

"If it's that Bu Chen, I think it's more likely that he would strip himself naked and put him in a box. It will definitely attract attention!"

After finishing speaking, there was a burst of laughter.

You are the brainless!You are the dog!You just took it off and put it in a box!

Bu Chen's anger level soared. He is a reserved young man who only dares to masturbate in his underwear. How could he strip his naked body and put it in a box to give to a "brother". (seems like something is wrong?)

He can be sure that he is straight and he only likes girls!

Helpless, my hands and feet are weak, and I can't open my eyes, let alone talk.

Fortunately, at this time, he heard the friendly (?) voice of the system.

【Ding!At the beginning of the game, players are asked to gain the favor of the target "Huli" and get the Dragon Ball presented by him. 】

The voice "ding" that appeared strangely in his head sent a chill down his spine, and Bu Chen remembered that he had been thrown into the game by cheating, and was going to find the Dragon Ball.wipe!That kind of dirty thing thrown on the ground that dogs can't pick up dares to be called Dragon Ball, so it's not afraid of Super Saiyans coming to make trouble for it!

But, but!

Is there any way, this cheating game has already thrown him in, what else can he do, run?Where are you going!Or, he can hide in the game and not go out, find a job and rent a house to live with this cute girl for the rest of his life?

Seems like a good idea, doesn't it?

The voices outside were in a mess, and I didn't know what they were doing.

Bu Chen felt that his hand regained some consciousness, stretched out to touch it, and soon touched something like a wall. He seemed to be locked in a small space, surrounded on all sides, and sealed off his feet and head. I can't open my eyes, I can't even feel a trace of light in the darkness.

"Hurry up, Brother Hu is here, all the staff are out."

"Xiao Lin, take someone with you, and pay attention to opening the firework tube when the box is opened later. Remember to open the firework tube from both sides at the same time. This reporter wants to take a close-up, so be sure to time it properly."

Then the sound died down, and most of the footsteps went out.

After a while, it became lively again.First came the sound of pushing the door, and then the sound of talking. He could only distinguish a few different voices asking questions, and the same voice answered their questions. Bu Chen guessed that the owner of this voice might be that brother Hu, he Objects that need to be attacked.

While thinking about it, my fingers touched the suspected exit on the top of my head, and it became loose after pushing.

Even if he couldn't see it, Bu Chen felt his eyes light up and his heart was overjoyed.Very good, push hard, let's go out first, he is very uncomfortable being confined in this small space, and he is almost out of breath.

However, a vague thought flashed through my mind for a moment, as if there was something wrong?

……

"Brother Hu, this year marks the [-]th anniversary of your debut, are these special gifts from fans?"

"Yes, these are all. The staff helped me organize them together. The fans are very cute and thoughtful. Some gifts were sent from abroad. I am very grateful to them for their support over the years. For your support and love, I will try my best to repay you in the next 15, 25, and even more years."

"Hearing Brother Hu's words, it is estimated that many female fans will be moved to tears. Next, let's take a look at these numerous gifts. I heard that among the gifts this time, there are carefully prepared and specially customized gifts by fans. A great gift, I believe it will also be a gift that gathers the love of many fans for Brother Hu, then, can Brother Hu open it on the spot and share this emotion with all of us?"

"Of course, the gift is there, please follow me."

He agreed very simply, but there was a faint and different meaning in his voice that was not easy to detect.

……

Bu Chen heard the conversation clearly, and then heard the sound of disorderly footsteps approaching, and a bad feeling suddenly rose in his heart.

Presents...in a box...a small sealed space...a bad feeling...

What the hell!

Bu Chen suddenly felt that it was definitely a very good idea to find a job in the game, rent a house and spend a lifetime with a cute girl. Putting it in a box as a gift is really too heavy-handed.

He can't bear it!

Hurry up, whether it's in the box or not, it's the best way to make a hole and crawl away when no one sees it.Silently praying in his heart that those people would not come so fast, Bu Chen raised his hand with difficulty, supported the loose part of his head and pushed it with all his strength...

Nina!

The force in his hand was empty, and Buchen used too much force to make his curled up body rush upwards and jumped up.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

Fireworks are in full bloom, with rose petals and ribbons all over the sky.

fly.

Click!Click!Click!

The shutter flash blinded the dog's eyes.

Bu Chen suddenly realized that he could see with his eyes, blinking and blinking, he was facing a man who exuded the charm of a mature and handsome man, who was so handsome that he didn't even believe that he was not a celebrity.

This is Brother Hu, Huli?

【Ding!The system prompts that when you come into contact with the strategy character, you will open the favorability progress bar. Players are requested to work hard to refresh the favorability and get Dragon Balls as soon as possible! 】

It really is a beaver!

How can other men live if they grow up like this, drag it out decisively and burn it.

puff!puff!

There was one after another of suffocated laughter, and those shutter flashes flashed like crazy.

【Ding!Huli favorability +999. 】

so easy?What did he do?

Buchen's brain hadn't started to function normally yet, a gust of cold wind blew past, why was his body chilly?

It seems that something is really wrong, rub it!

Look down.

Fuck!I said they all laughed!

Standing with his arms upright, just looking at the shape, he doesn't misunderstand that he is learning from the revolutionary martyrs who blow up bridges with his body, and he also thinks that Ultraman has started to transform and will appear in the real world.but!This look is recognized, anyway, it is a joke, my brother has a thick skin, and he thinks it is someone else.But Mao will only have a pair of pure flesh-colored briefs, and they are so tight!What's that behind the butt, fluffy, dog tail?

Is it!

He touched his head with his raised arm in horror, and sure enough, he touched the same fluffy headdress with two damn fluffy ears sticking out!

What is this God unfolding?

I'm here to brush up favors!What is this, cute pet temptation?How could it be possible to gain a good impression like this... No, the system prompts that the favorability level is +999... It must be the wrong way for me to travel!

【Ding!Strategy [-], the player hugs Huli's thigh to court him. 】

To hell with you!

Bu Chen put down the hand that was touching his head stiffly, his whole body was chilly, and he was surrounded by a group of well-dressed people, naked, with ten thousand feelings in his heart.

"...Well, I said it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Hu Li took three steps back expressionlessly.

【Ding!Huli favorability -999. 】

I bought a watch last year!

The goodwill that had just risen immediately returned to zero.

Bu Chen: "...This is really a misunderstanding!"

I really want to explain, but——

Someone who forgot that he was still inside the box kicked his foot on the wall of the box. His toes without shoes were swollen by the 3cm thick solid wood plank. He fell down with his legs in his arms, making him look like a little hen that just got half out of the eggshell. This scene has murdered countless filmmakers.

The floor is so cold.

Bu Chen shivered, propped his hands on the ground, raised his head and sneezed loudly, "Ah sneeze", two long streams of clear water snot were dragged all the way to his chin.

"..." I must have woken up from a dream, definitely.

【Ding!Huli favorability -9999. 】

【Ding!The system warmly reminds you to wear more clothes in the cool weather, take strict precautions against catching a cold, and refuse to run naked. 】

Do you want to die?

He has grown up so much in his life, and he has never been so humiliated in front of so many people.

With a long nose, Bu Chen had only one thought in his mind, that whoever, come over and slap him unconscious!

Maybe it was because God saw Bu Chen was too pitiful, so he sympathized with him a little bit, and made his prayer for fainting come true.

Why say a little bit, because God smashed down the whole ceiling in a merciless manner. The room was full of people, but no one was hit, only Bu Chen was hit.

I'm not someone who likes to swear, but shit!System, are you playing me, or are you playing me?

This was Bu Chen's only thought before he fell into a coma.