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Call you cheap!

Bu Chen was in the darkness, looking at the fluorescent computer screen in front of him, he wanted to slap himself.

Back to half an hour ago, he was walking on the busy street with a cute girl whom he met by chance and fell in love with at first sight. The blood was pouring down, and a little thought was flooding, hesitating and hesitant to discuss the topic of "no one in my house tonight" with my sister.

A man appeared in front of them with a large bag on his back.

This is no different from the countless hawkers Bu Chen has seen selling ginseng, glasses, ballpoint pens, and pirated CDs in the past.

So, without even thinking about it, he led his sister around.

"Hey, take a look at the handsome guys and beauties, buy a bunch if you like it!"

The peddler yelled, calling for handsome men and beautiful women, but stretched out his hand and moved in front of the girl.

Bu Chen got angry, he actually molested his woman(?)!

Just about to take a step forward to let him know what a sand bowl-sized fist is, the cute girl grabbed his arm with starry eyes.

"Look, Chen, it's so beautiful, I want to buy a bunch!"

Bu Chen looked down and saw that the peddler was holding a fiery red beaded bracelet of unknown quality, so beautiful that it almost blinded his dog's eyes.

No wonder girls like it, he, a big man, also finds it beautiful.

When the opportunity to please the girl came, Bu Chen's expression changed, he mentioned that his hands in the air turned into fists, rubbed his chin and pretended to be calm and said, "How much is this?"

The peddler showed seven gleaming white teeth: "500."

At this time, this place, and this service attitude, it costs 500. You are brushing your teeth with a black man to blacken your heart!

Bu Chen cast a contemptuous look at the peddler who sold the roadside stalls at the counter price of the building.

"Ten yuan, if you sell it, you will sell it, if you don't sell it, you will lose it."

Bu Chen took the last sentence to the extreme by asking for prices all over the sky and paying back the money on the spot.

"Handsome guy, I tell you don't believe it, my jade was unearthed from a magical grotto, it has magical power! 500 is not expensive at all, if it is not because of fate with you, I will not sell it to others for 5000 !"

"In a word, ten yuan, if you don't sell it, you will lose it." Who would believe this kind of nonsense, Bu Chen said and pulled the girl away.

Don't look at the upright look on his face, in fact, the wolf is howling in his heart.Even if I didn't buy something to please the girl and achieve further goals, now I have earned the girl's hand, I have earned it!

The lust of a dead house + a virgin is really not big, and it is easy to satisfy.

Not as expected by Bu Chen, seeing his firm expression, the peddler replied pretending to be unhappy: "Okay, okay, for the sake of fate with you, I will sell at a loss today."

One-handed payment and one-handed delivery.

The girl's eyes were full of stars when she got the bracelet, and she even forgot about her little hand being held earlier: "Ah Chen, you are so amazing, you even paid ten yuan back, I didn't expect him to sell it, if it wasn't for you, I would definitely be slaughtered, I'm so happy!" It’s not bad to pay back 50 yuan at most.”

Is this a compliment for his thick skin?

Bu Chen was caught by the girl's eyes, and proudly said: "I think it's still a loss. He promised so readily that he must still make money. If I had known, I would have paid back 5 yuan."

Girl: "Ah Chen..." You are really shameless.

Bu Chen was complacent, and the peddler who had already left turned back, took out something from his pocket and handed it to him, and his white teeth showed again: "Handsome guy, I think we are so destined, We just separated and met again, let me give this to you, buy one get one free, it will bring you good luck, huh, huh!"

Bu Chen: "...Good luck, hehe, you won't give me a time-space converter, let me travel to another world to collect younger brothers and sisters, and unify all human beings, right?" There is someone more shameless than me, no Did you feel upset when you heard what I said, deliberately found a pile of SHI and brought it back to me?

The cold touch fell on the middle of the palm.

It was a string of gray beads, the size of marbles, dirty as if they had just been picked out of a garbage dump.

It's not SHI, but... as expected, he's still messing with me!

Bu Chen just wanted to throw the beads at the peddler, but when he looked up, he found that the peddler was gone.

A chill rises from the tailbone, isn't this what happened in broad daylight?

I just wanted to persuade my sister to throw away the beads with him, but when I turned around, my sister disappeared! !

Turn left, turn right, and turn 360 degrees with one foot. There is no fork in the first 100 meters and the last 100 meters on the entire street. Passers-by come and go, but there are no girls and hawkers.

"That's what, Buddha, you must bless your most devout believer, I will believe in you from now on!"

Buchen's mouth twitched.

then.

There was no more, Bu Chen's eyes went black and then bright, his eyes closed and then opened, and he was in a haze, and there was something like a computer screen standing in front of him.

"Hello player, welcome to the starting point of the "Chrysanthemum Blooming" time travel game. I am the system and will serve you all the way."

Spoof?time travel?hypnotized?Alien abduction?Is he asleep?

Bu Chen's brain, which had been "frozen" for a few minutes, started to work again. He thought of the peddler's shiny white teeth for no reason, and a surge of resentment arose in his heart. I know", that bastard who killed him the first time he met him.

Don't ask Bu Chen why he is so dissatisfied with time travel when the people are very interested in it. I haven't seen time travel and rebirth right now. There are always protagonists who become cannon fodder, not to mention that it is not uncommon for supporting characters to turn themselves over. What exists, is still the safest in real life, even if you can't be the protagonist, at least you can't be cannon fodder.

Return the space-time converter and unify all mankind!

Call you cheap!

Thinking of what he said before, Bu Chen wanted to slap himself.

Immersed in his own resentment, so that the mechanical sound of the system did not reach his ears.

System: "...the game clearance symbol is to collect all the dragon balls in your hand. If you fail to complete the task within the specified time according to the game strategy, the system will punish the player according to the game regulations."

Bu Chen raised his hand and glanced at the dusty string of beads, Dragon Ball?Are you sure it's not the dragon balls in the comics, the kind that can summon dragons when you collect seven?

System: "The game starts now, enter the countdown, ten, nine, eight..."

Bu Chen: "Hey, what started, I don't know anything! I don't play games, let me go back, I want to go home!" I have a 2G love action movie and I just finished downloading it and haven't watched it yet. My five girls are dirty My panties haven't been washed yet, I'll be SHI if I don't wash them off before going home!If you have to wear it, let me go home and deal with the "funeral affairs", bastard!

System: "Six, five..."

Bu Chen: "Don't bring such a thing, you should say it clearly, at least say the rules again, I didn't hear it!"

System: "Two, one, teleport."

Bu Chen: "...buy one get one free, your sister!"

fainted.

In the empty darkness, something like a computer screen was still glowing with white light.A peddler carrying a big bag appeared in front of the screen obscenely spitting out melon seed husks, and let out a creepy laugh: "Oh hehehe, it's really cute."

On the screen, a boy with a stupid face was in a daze.

The mechanical sound of the system kept coming.

"Hello player, welcome to the starting point of the crossing game, I am the system, and I will serve you all the way. Now check the game, whether the player is sure to enter the game, [Yes] will start the game introduction and explanation, [No] will exit This system will send the player back to the real world. Note that you will not be able to return to the real world after the game starts. Please make a choice... If the player does not choose, enter the countdown and enter the game by default...Three, two, one, the system automatically chooses to enter the game by default .

"Start the game introduction and instructions. In this game, players only need to follow the game guide to complete the task, and then get the task items from the game guide characters. The game clearance symbol is to collect all the dragon balls in the hand. If you fail to complete the task within the specified time according to the game guide , the system will punish the player according to the rules of the game."

"The game starts now, enter the countdown, ten, nine, eight... two, one, teleport."

If Bu Chen knew, he once missed the chance to quit the game...

The author has something to say:

It was a newspaper product back then, but girls have been asking about it all these years. I really appreciate everyone’s likes, because the content posted before was locked for reasons that everyone knows. After chatting with my friends, I decided to sort it out. The Shimizu version of the complete 1v1 ending is out. Girls who didn’t buy customization and wanted to read the article, you can see the full version of Shimizu here!

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